Chapter six hundred and seventy-eight of the Great Wall is not a hero
The Great Wall is a well-known ancient military project. It has gone through more than 2,000 springs, summers, autumns and winters. You will never be able to appreciate its majesty and grandeur without being there. However, as the saying goes, you are not a true man if you have not visited the Great Wall. You will be sweating when you reach the Great Wall.
, it is really difficult to climb without someone who is familiar with the road to lead it. It was almost dark when Chen Guangda and the others climbed up with ropes. Tianlai Novel
"Oh, I'll go! It's so lucky for people in ancient times to fight..."
Chen Guangqi climbed up the Great Wall panting. The little kid on his chest was fast asleep. However, taking advantage of the last ray of light as the sun was about to set, he looked at the undulating mountain peaks in front of him and the endless stretch of mountains.
The Great Wall was like a giant dragon, and his heart surged with uncontrollable excitement.
Chen Guangda still remembered a picture he had seen from a National Day tour. The Great Wall was densely packed with countless human heads, which were no less impressive than the huge tide of corpses. But now they couldn't even see a ghost. Suddenly
Feeling as if he owned the whole world, he immediately rushed to the battlements and shouted desperately: "I am the most handsome man in the world, right?"
"Yes, yes..."
The huge voice continued to echo in the valley, giving Chen Guangda the most shameless answer. Everyone burst into laughter immediately, and actually rushed to the side and started shouting wildly with great joy. Who knew that Su
But Tong suddenly shouted loudly: "Zhou Xingwu, I love you, I love you to death!"
Everyone suddenly turned around and looked at Zhou Xingwu. Many people didn't know that Su Tong liked Zhou Xingwu, but Zhou Xingwu blushed for the first time, but he followed him to the battlements and shouted.
Said: "Susan! I love you too. As long as I can go back alive, I will marry you!"
"oh……"
Everyone immediately cheered like a boo, and even Zhou Shengwu's subordinates were shouting at the top of their lungs. Su Tong was so excited that she threw herself into his arms, hugging him and crying, but Chen Guangda smiled playfully.
He poked Li Tingyu and said with a bad smile: "You are in such a miserable state now that even the little lover who warmed the bed has moved on and left. It seems that you can only rely on cucumbers to meet your needs these days! Hahaha...
"
"Laugh at your sister, laugh at me, if you laugh again I'll sleep with your wife..."
Li Tingyu kicked him in shame and anger, turned around and angrily walked aside and ignored him. However, their roars still attracted the zombies, and they saw a group of zombies wearing assault suits running away.
When I came here, I was carrying a big bulging backpack on my back, and my golden or brown hair made me look like a foreign backpacker who came to camp.
But this time there was no need for Chen Guangda and the others to take action. Several survivors who were eager to show off rushed up and chopped them up, turning them upside down from top to bottom. However, Chen Guangda lit up his flashlight and said
: "Let's walk a little further and find a flatter place to camp and sleep directly!"
A large group of people hurriedly followed Chen Guangda to the north. It must be very safe in this kind of place. Ordinary living corpses would not even think of climbing up. It was also easy to find a mutated living corpse, but Chen Guangda
They still didn't dare to go too far. If they walked to the entrance of the scenic spot in a daze, the living corpses below would definitely rush up to them and ask for tickets.
However, Chen Guangda's worries soon came to nothing, because the section they were climbing was actually the wild Great Wall, which had never been opened or repaired at all. The ground was as broken as a gravel road before they had gone far, and everyone kept walking and climbing.
After more than an hour, we finally arrived at the edge of the scenic spot. After turning over a warning sign, we reached the flat road.
"Ha~ we're not lucky today, even the tents are prepared for us..."
Chen Guangda's eyes suddenly flashed, and he saw seven or eight colorful small tents set up in front of him. There were also many large and small backpacks and shoes and socks left aside. After two years of wind, frost, rain, and snow, these
Things don't seem to have changed much. There isn't much dust in the deep mountains and old forests with fresh air.
"Come! Everyone, put down your things and come and listen to me..."
Chen Guangda clapped his hands and called everyone over, and simply said: "The place we are going to has nothing to do with you, and we will not take you with us, so after we enter the mountains, if we encounter a village suitable for survival, you can stay
Come down, if we can come back alive, we will definitely send a helicopter to pick you up. Do you have any questions?"
Everyone immediately looked at each other eagerly, but soon they all shook their heads. Chen Guangda was able to do this job, which was considered to be the most benevolent thing. They could not have any undue thoughts, so Chen Guangda clapped his hands again and said
: "Fat man, assign them to each other. Those who are sentry will keep watch, and those who light the fire will light the fire. But please give me a clear count of the number of people first. Don't let a few more people show up inexplicably when the time comes!"
"I figured it out earlier, there are sixty-two in total..."
Wang Dafu agreed and began to assign work. Chen Guangda also opened a tent and saw that the contents were almost intact on the sleeping mat. In addition to backpacking food and water bottles, there was also a SLR camera and
A hand-cranked lantern. After Chen Guangda shook the lantern a few times, the lantern soon emitted a bright light.
Seven or eight lanterns were quickly taken out and placed every two or three meters. The bright lights dispelled the coldness and fear of the night. Everyone showed expressions of relief and took off their backpacks.
They began to solve the physical problems, but no one dared to run around in this dark place. The men and women simply separated themselves and squatted directly on the battlements to pour water or manure.
Dozens of people squatting on the battlements together for convenience is obviously very spectacular. Maybe the soldiers stationed here thousands of years ago did the same thing, but they definitely didn't have cameras at that time, let alone Chen Guangda, so everyone was enjoying themselves
When he was out in nature, he secretly put a spare battery on his SLR camera, and his eyes were as bright as the founder of Edison Chen.
"Kaka..."
A strong bright light suddenly flashed across everyone's big buttocks, and the girls immediately screamed subconsciously. A group of gentlemen also had faces full of astonishment, but they saw Chen Guangda standing at the highest point holding a SLR, facing this rare
The scenery was shot violently, and the oozing lewd smile was like a midnight sex demon.
"You are going to die, you pervert..."
Li Tingyu screamed in shame and anger. Even Su Tong's face turned red with shame. He quickly put on his pants and picked up something to hit Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda immediately ran into the beacon tower laughing, and actually directly
He climbed to the highest point and urinated underneath. Li Tingyu, who was just about to chase him in, ran back screaming, making everyone burst into laughter.
"Xia Fei! Why don't you take care of your pervert? The black corpse bug's upper body is more normal than him..."
Li Tingyu ran to complain in shame and anger, but Xia Fei lazily leaned on his backpack, lit a cigarette and said with a chuckle: "I like him like this, being unrestrained is his nature, don't you
Didn’t you fall in love with him because of his personality?”
"What the hell, I... I like women. Only the devil likes this pervert..."
Li Tingyu ran away in a panic, and went straight into the tent without seeing anyone, but Chen Guangda ran out laughing again, holding up a camera and shouting: "Come on, come on! All the beauties who want to take pictures are welcome."
Come here, I’ll give you a free visit to the Great Wall. If you miss this village, you won’t have this store!”
"I'll take my photo..."
A group of prostitutes immediately surrounded them, leaning against the beacon tower and posing coquettishly. Chen Guangda was also very interested in photography and took almost a dozen photos of everyone.
But just as the girls were surrounding him admiring the photos, someone suddenly took a breath and said, "This... what is this?"
"Um?"
Chen Guangda was suddenly startled and hurriedly enlarged the photo. He saw a woman wearing a pink jacket standing on a field under the city wall. She stood alone on the stone and looked up at them. Chen Guangda quickly took out the photo.
The flashlight was shining downwards, but there was not even a shadow of a ghost in the overgrown field.
"It should be a wandering living corpse. It may have slipped and fallen..."
Chen Guangda shook his head suspiciously. If it was a living person, he would have called them long ago. However, even if there was a living corpse, it would be impossible to crawl up, unless it was something like a high-level Bloody Mary. Everyone quickly took care of them.
The matter was forgotten, and they were chatting and laughing again and asked Chen Guangda to take pictures of them.
Several bonfires were quickly raised on the city wall. Although it was almost the hottest day of summer, it was still a bit cool at night on the top of the mountain. Everyone gathered around the fire and did not feel uncomfortable at all. There were piles of bonfires.
People are not lonely when they gather together to chat, and long-lost smiles appear on their faces one after another. No matter what they have encountered in the past, they are now out of the sea of suffering.
"Do you really admire Edison Chen? You wouldn't take a selfie while doing that..."
Li Tingyu sat cross-legged by the fire, eating a steaming airline meal, but his eyes looked at Chen Guangda with disdain, but Chen Guangda wiped his mouth and said with a smile: "To tell you the truth,
When I was in school, my dream was to be a photographer, the kind who specializes in taking photos of models and celebrities!"
"I'm afraid you're a drunkard and you're not in the bar..."
Su Tong shook her head dumbfounded. She knew very well what Chen Guangda was like, while Chen Guangda said with envy on his face: "One of my classmates and his brother is a famous photographer. I remember that he was on summer vacation that year."
At that time, he told me that the girls waiting to sleep with him have already been lined up until next year's National Day, and he just asked him to take a few sets of photos for free. I was really envious at that time, because he has been my idol for a whole year and a half!
"
"Why is it a year and a half..."
Xia Fei also raised his head in surprise, but Chen Guangda shrugged his shoulders and said: "That guy has AIDS. His brother told me that he was really tired of playing with women and wanted to try the taste of a man.
, I got AIDS within half a year, and I was so frightened that I quickly changed my idol to Master Chen!"
"Yes! Even if he doesn't date men, he will still get AIDS. All men who have sex should die..."
Li Tingyu slapped his knees hard and stared at Chen Guangda with contempt. However, Xia Fei chuckled and said, "It's really not me who protects others. Although my old Chen is not a serious person, he is good at women."
He is definitely more careful than you, do you know how many women he has had since the end of the world?"
"Fifty?"
Li Tingyu looked at her suspiciously. Judging from Chen Guangda's identity and status, he could have any number of women he wanted. However, Xia Fei gently shook her head and said: "Only ten, let me ask you Li Da
Can young lady be better behaved than him? Your lover must be over a hundred years old, right?"
"I don't believe it. How could there be so few of them? There must be many that you don't know about..."
Li Tingyu curled his lips in disdain, but Chen Guangda stretched himself out and stood up, took Xia Fei's little hand and said, "It's up to you to believe it or not. Anyway, it's true whether you believe it or not. Brother is
Such a good and well-mannered boy, let’s go! Go to bed with my little wife! Haha~”