"What's your name, where you're from, what occupation you had before, what martial arts or special abilities you have..."
A female officer chewing gum sat in front of Chen Guangda. At this time, Chen Guangda and others had already changed into old training uniforms. After a series of physical examinations, they were brought to this large tent.
, but in addition to these unlucky ones, there are actually many people who voluntarily enlisted in the army and are queuing up to register. Tian Lai Novel
"My name is Chen Tai. My hometown is Huludao Island in Northeast China. I used to be a taxi driver. Well, I don't know martial arts or special powers, but are you sure there are people who can do this..."
Chen Guangda frowned inexplicably, but the old lady pointed to the side coldly, just in time to see a big bald man next to him suddenly jump up, and slapped the table with a "bang", and the thick wooden desk suddenly
He broke into pieces, then clasped his fists and shouted: "Shaolin's secret skill, Iron Sand Palm, please teach me!"
"Very good! Join the internal defense brigade, and the money for the table will be deducted from his salary. Next..."
The registered male officer dusted off his military uniform lightly without shaking the tea cup in his hand. Then he saw a young man rushing forward, pointing a sword to his temple, and then stared at the officer and shouted loudly.
yelled: "Through-out eyes! Sir, your underwear is a blue Doraemon with a yellow background, and there is two hundred yuan of private money hidden in the underwear!"
"I'll go..."
Chen Guangda stared at a group of people in stunned silence. These people either possessed special skills or powerful special abilities. Even Li Tingyu and the others were stunned. The female officer seemed to have long been used to it, and her face was expressionless.
Chewing gum with an expression on his face, he said: "So you are a trash who knows nothing. Congratulations! You have been admitted to the patrol brigade!"
"Bang~"
A big red seal was stamped on Chen Guangda's ID card. The vague words "Patrol Brigade" were as messy as his character. However, Brother Gou also stood up in pain. At first glance, he was
A loser assigned to the cannon fodder brigade.
"Brother! They asked me to go to the art troupe to sing a duet..."
The little girl walked over speechlessly and scratched her head, but Chen Guangda patted him on the shoulder and whispered: "The art troupe is good. The art troupe can get in touch with big leaders and find out their details.
It’s all up to you, don’t let me down!”
"Okay! Actually, I want to go to the patrol to kill the living corpses..."
The little girl sighed helplessly and had to follow an officer out of the tent, but Li Tingyu also walked over with a smile at this time. When Chen Guangda saw that there was a green stamp on her ID card, he immediately asked in shock
Said: "Why is your seal green? What did you tell them?"
Li Tingyu walked over directly and raised her ID card, which had three big green characters "Logistics Department" stamped on it, and then said happily: "It's nothing. They asked me what my unique skills were, and I just said I was good at it."
Once I got good flute skills, they let me work in the logistics department to serve the leaders. I heard that I got a monthly salary of 600 yuan!"
"Nima! Why didn't you say you could lick the plate..."
Chen Guangda was so angry that he rolled his eyes at her, but the little girl twisted her butt and left in a very coquettish way. But Cui Er actually stood up triumphantly, waved his hands with a playful smile and shouted: "Brothers, I'll go first."
I went to the cafeteria to eat. After dinner, they asked me to fly the plane. I was so busy. I was so busy! Haha~"
"Depend on!"
Chen Guangda cursed in shame and anger, and immediately started to glare at Brother Dog. It turned out that only two of them were poor children who were included in the cannon fodder brigade, but Brother Dog asked in a low voice with great suspicion:
"Why don't you even know a unique skill? How on earth did you become the boss of the corpse collector?"
"My special skill is to brag, but here are all braggarts, what can I do..."
Chen Guangda covered his face with tears in his eyes. He found out how good the people here were. Almost everyone could have some relationship with him. They either drove for him or gave him a bath. He
The advantages and strengths cannot be used at all.
"The patrol team's rubbish obey the order, I will give you one second to gather in front of me..."
A big black man suddenly rushed into the tent. Chen Guangda and others immediately stood in front of him. The two guys who were slow to react immediately slapped him a few times and shouted directly into their ears: "You guys
Are you deaf or mentally retarded? Don’t you understand? Get down on your knees and do fifty push-ups for me immediately. You must kiss my shoes every time!"
The two of them immediately looked at each other bitterly, and the big black man glared at him fiercely. They had no choice but to lie down and do push-ups, obediently kissing his feet back and forth. A few of them couldn't hold back.
Suddenly he laughed out loud, and the big black man immediately stared at them and shouted: "Trash! What qualifications do you have to laugh at others, just give me fifty push-ups each!"
"Oh~ I'm so unlucky..."
Brother Gou lamented and was about to lie down on the ground, but Chen Guangda grabbed him and shook his head at him with a smile, but the big black man rushed up and glared at him with a ferocious smile:
"Young pretty boy! You don't understand what this instructor is saying, do you? I asked you to lie down and kiss my shoes, do you understand?"
"Who the hell are you? Why should I listen to you..."
Chen Guangda stared at him without fear, and sneered very contemptuously: "Are you qualified to be an instructor with all your fat belly? You are not even qualified to join the patrol brigade, and you have no epaulettes on your military uniform or military boots.
It also smells of chopped green onion, if I guess correctly, you should be the cook here, right?"
"Uh~"
A group of newcomers who were doing push-ups were immediately dumbfounded. They all looked up at the big black guy in disbelief. Unexpectedly, the big black guy suddenly burst into laughter, pointed at Chen Guangda and said, "That's right! I'm from the cafeteria here.
Chef, I have some sad news for you, the idiot who just did push-ups won’t have anything to eat tonight!”
"you……"
A group of recruits immediately jumped up angrily, rolled up their sleeves and wanted to beat him, but the tent was suddenly opened, and a taller black man walked in and kicked the leading recruit down.
On the ground, he said in a cold voice: "You have the nerve to hit someone after you tricked them. Why didn't you verify his identity before you did push-ups? Did he make you eat shit?"
"What a rip-off! You body collectors are really a rip-off..."
Brother Dog grinned and shook his head. He didn't expect that he would be tricked twice as soon as he came here, but the black man took out his ID card and held it up in his hand and said loudly: "Open your dog eyes and see clearly, I am yours."
New instructor Cao Yufeng, all stand at attention and assemble for me!"
The group of newcomers were obviously frightened. They looked at his ID cards carefully before gathering together quickly. Cao Yufeng then said, "I'm kidding you like this because we are not only a combat force, we also shoulder the heavy responsibility of guarding the city gate. If
Criminals enter and leave our city just like entering a public toilet. How can ordinary people feel safe? You have to be suspicious of every stranger. Do you understand?"
"I understand..."
A group of people hurriedly shouted loudly, and Chen Guangda also gave the other party a thumbs up in his heart. This method can make the recruits remember this lesson firmly, and Cao Yufeng followed up and shouted: "The fool who was just deceived, give it to me."
Climbing to the training ground, the two who were not fooled did fifty push-ups and walked over, but they still had nothing to eat!"
"Why……"
Chen Guangda looked at the other party in surprise, but Cao Yufeng said coldly: "Because you have no sense of collective honor, you only reminded your friends but not your comrades. What are comrades? Comrades can take bullets for you.
Good brother, if you give up your comrades, you are giving up yourself!"
"I understand! I will do..."
Chen Guangda lay down convinced and started doing push-ups with Brother Dog. Of course he knew that he did not regard the people here as comrades, and he had never even thought of this, but from now on he was just a new recruit.
, everything you say and do must come from a collective perspective.
"Climb for me..."
Cao Yufeng strode out of the tent directly. Chen Guangda and Dog Brother, who had just finished doing push-ups, hurriedly followed. A dozen recruits followed and climbed out painfully. After they climbed all the way to the training ground,
A huge burst of laughter immediately came from the surroundings. There were not only male soldiers but also a large group of female soldiers. A group of new recruits were so embarrassed that their faces turned red.
"Aren't these two newcomers fooled..."
A black and ugly female officer suddenly came over and looked at Chen Guangda and the others in surprise. Cao Yufeng lit a cigarette and said, "That pretty boy is quite shrewd. He could tell at a glance that something was wrong with Lao Li.
If you know how capable and courageous you are, you can focus on taking care of him later!"
"Dodge you and come here! Whatever you are looking at, it's you that I'm talking about..."
The ugly female officer raised her finger directly at Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda had no choice but to walk over inexplicably, but the other party pushed his head and said: "I don't care what your name was before, since you shaved your scalp
Lightning, from now on you will be called Dashi, do you understand?"
"This is a scar, not lightning..."
Chen Guangda muttered with a depressed face. This nickname sounded stupider than Chen Teddy, but the ugly female officer punched him twice in the chest. The huge and brutal punch made Chen Guangda's chest hurt, but the other party
But he said with satisfaction: "The muscles are quite solid. Have you ever killed a living corpse before? What is the highest record?"
"Not to mention a dozen or so, I also killed two jumping zombies on the way here. If you don't believe me, you can ask the Corpse Claw Brigade..."
Chen Guangda raised his head very defiantly. What he had to do now was to be promoted quickly, otherwise he would not be able to leave even the military camp if he stayed in the cannon fodder brigade. Unexpectedly, the other party suddenly sneered and said: "To paraphrase the words of our great God of War,
If you brag and don't draft a draft, you're just acting like a hooligan. If you can't kill so many zombies, I'll make you look good today!"
'Nima! When did I say this...'
Chen Guangda looked at the other party with a speechless face, but the other party took them to a large factory building. After opening the door, he kicked him in and said with a ferocious smile: "You can't kill two jumping zombies."
Well, thirty little living corpses should be no problem, now it depends on your performance! Hehehehe..."
"I didn't say thirty, let me out quickly..."
Chen Guang was about to rush out with a pale face, but the door of the factory was closed with a bang. When he suddenly looked back, he saw that a large iron cage in the back was indeed full of living corpses, and there was an ugly female officer.
He was still shouting loudly outside: "The market is open! The market is open! The rookies are fighting in the zombie alley. If you kill them all, you will lose a hundred!"
"Nima!"
Chen Guangda wiped his face with tears in his eyes. These were the corpse collectors he brought out. As expected, each one was more deceitful than the last. They were like a group of bats with chicken feathers - not a single good bird!