"Excuse me! What was the mobilization slogan of the great God of War Chen Guangda during the decisive battle in Golden City..."
A cute girl with big eyes was holding a book and stood in front of Chen Guangda and the others with a serious and resolute expression. Next to her were recruits sitting on small horses like him. There were seven men and three women in total, exactly ten people in a class. She asked questions.
The only one is Guo Xinxin, the squad leader of their recruit class. Although she is cute, she has a selfless and serious attitude.
"No whispering. You two have been reading for more than an hour. You can't even answer such a simple question..."
Guo Xinxin glared at Brother Gou with a stern voice. Brother Gou's old face was almost blue, so he had to use his elbow to hit Chen Guangda beside him. Chen Guangda thought about it carefully and said: "Uh~ It should be for you.
Come with me tomorrow, rush into the city lord's mansion, steal money, food, and wife, kill Li Jinchen and capture Liu Qianqian alive!"
"Fart! When did the God of War say such things? Do you think our God of War is a hooligan or a bandit..."
Guo Xinxin glared at Chen Guangda angrily, her pretty face turned red with anger, and then asked another girl to answer the question. The girl immediately said loudly: "The great God of War said, compatriots! For the sake of mankind!
Tomorrow, for the sake of your own future, please follow me and stand up against evil. I will take the lead in charging to kill the devil. Under my leadership, the corpse collectors will be invincible!"
"Nima..."
Chen Guangda looked at the little female soldier in disbelief. The little female soldier's voice was so full of emotion that it was as if she was immersed in the scene. Her eyes were even a little moist, but even if she beat him to death, she never said such disgusting words. This is not true at all.
His style of mobilizing his brothers to fight makes it sound like he is acting in a drama.
"Very good! Please sit down..."
Guo Xinxin nodded with satisfaction, then glared over again and said sternly: "You also came out of the Golden City at the beginning, how come you don't even have a sense of gratitude? Without his leadership, would you be able to survive to this day? Would you be where you are today?
Such a prosperous life? Your lives are all given by him. Anyone with any conscience should keep his words in mind!"
"Okay! I was wrong, I will definitely study the God of War's quotations..."
Chen Guangda nodded with a bitter look on his face. He actually wanted to learn his own quotations. It was completely unrelated to him. I don't know which bastard did it.
"You two are new here. I won't punish you this time. After dinner, I will personally lead you to study for an hour. After a week, I will assess you collectively. Dismiss now..."
Guo Xinxin put away the book with a stern face, but then she took the initiative to come up and started to help Chen Guangda and the others make the bed and fold the quilts, and tirelessly told them various rules, with a caring face and a warm-hearted look.
I'm a sister, but when I open my mouth or shut up, I just follow what the God of War says.
"Oh~ your idiot girls are everywhere. Your brainwashing methods are really powerful..."
Brother Gou paralyzed on the bed as if he was helpless. Fortunately, the body collector did not ask for folding square quilts or anything like that. If the previous army regulations were completely followed, even Chen Guangda himself would probably go crazy, but Chen Guangda was low-key.
Sheng said helplessly: "I didn't expect this to happen. I will definitely ask who picked it later!"
"Everyone is ordered! Assemble..."
Suddenly a female officer came outside the door. Judging by her armband, she should be a platoon leader. When all the recruits stood in front of her, Chen Guangda suddenly realized that the female platoon leader was very beautiful. She had a slender figure and long legs.
Legs, wearing a black military uniform with a high ponytail, and a calm and cool temperament.
"I just received a notice from the squadron that due to the recent increase in wandering zombies, patrols must be strengthened. Our third platoon will patrol the farm in the second half of the night. After dinner, you should take the time to rest immediately..."
The cold and charming female volleyball leader looked at everyone with an expressionless face, but immediately some people began to complain, and a young man said angrily: "Platoon Yang! The squadron is clearly bullying us. The rule is that every platoon
We have been on duty at the farm for a week. We just came down from the farm yesterday, why should we be asked to go up again? Even if we are put on double duty, it won't be our turn!"
"I'll do it if I ask you to do it. Do you think I'm buying groceries? Can I ask you to bargain..."
Platoon Leader Yang glared at him majestically, and the other party had no choice but to sigh and stop talking. However, she then looked at Chen Guangda and the others and said, "I am Yang Man, the platoon leader of your third platoon.
I heard about your outstanding performance. Tonight you go out with the veterans to get a feel for it and take the second position for the time being!"
"Oh! Thank you, platoon leader..."
Chen Guangda agreed stupidly, not knowing what position 2 was, so he took the rice bowl and water cup under the leadership of squad leader Guo Xinxin, and sang a newly composed military song all the way to the canteen. It was time to eat
There was already an endless stream of people, and they lined up in four columns to get food one by one.
It can be seen that the number of female soldiers outnumbers male soldiers by about four to one. This ratio is already quite high. There are more than 20 women out of 100 soldiers. It is said that in response to Chen Guangda’s slogan of equality between men and women, men and women
Not only do the soldiers live and eat together, but the female soldiers have to do all the dirty work. Only during their menstrual holidays do they get a little care.
"Damn it, Bazi! Wang Gouyan is too damn deceptive..."
As soon as Chen Guangda lined up, a group of bald heads rushed in, and each head lit up like a light bulb. Guo Xinxin hurriedly went up and covered the leader's mouth, followed him quietly to the side and started mumbling, while the other team members
I consciously gave way to the bald people and let them go to the front of the queue.
"Liu Wenna! Who are these bald heads? Why are they all like monks..."
Chen Guangda turned around in surprise. Standing behind him was the female soldier who had just burst into tears. She was twenty-six or seventeen years old and looked very fashionable. Chen Guangda had been wondering how such a beautiful girl could become a soldier.
If it weren't for the training that tanned her like black charcoal, this girl would definitely be a standard young lady. Even now, she would be reluctant to cut off her coquettish wavy hair.
"The monk class we have is originally from the Shaolin Temple martial arts performance team. The leader of the class is called Du Kang. The third one you saw in the Living Corpse Alley is him. He is a very good fighter..."
Liu Wenna lowered her head and picked at the mottled nail polish on her fingers, and said calmly: "The Wang Gouyan he called was our squadron leader Wang Ke. Because one of his eyes went blind during the battle, so everyone called him Wanggou behind his back.
Eye, and our platoon is so unlucky because Wang Gouyan is causing trouble, everyone in the squadron knows that he wants to sleep with our Platoon Leader Yang!"
"What do you mean..."
Chen Guangda looked at her inexplicably, while Liu Wenna rolled her eyes and said: "Patroling on the farm is the most dangerous. Sometimes the entire platoon cannot come back, so in order not to patrol the farm, everyone tried every means to please Wang.
Gouyan, for example, let the female soldiers sleep with him, and some female squad leaders even went into battle themselves. Wang Gouyan used this method to force our Yang Platoon to submit!"
"Can't you give me money..."
Chen Guangda didn't expect such a thing to happen, but Liu Wenna shook her head and said: "He doesn't dare to accept money. Our army has always been about money and not about sex. There are so many pairs of eyes staring at them. Besides, the body collectors
This is the culture of the army. As long as female soldiers are not forced, no one will care. Even our great God of War has many mistresses!"
"Uh~ Don't you admire that God of War..."
Chen Guang looked at him slightly embarrassed, but Liu Wenna sneered and said: "Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills. Since I have become a soldier, I can't be an outlier, otherwise it will be my turn tonight."
I’m taking the No. 1 position, my family will come to collect my body tomorrow!”
"When you walk behind me at night, I will protect you..."
Chen Guang grinned and winked at her. Liu Wenna immediately smiled brightly at him, but when Chen Guangda walked to the window where he was cooking, he suddenly burst out laughing. He saw Li Tingyu wearing a rubber apron and sleeve protectors, and
Using a big spatula to prepare meals for each person, Chen Guangda immediately burst into laughter and said, "Didn't you go play the flute? Why are you here to prepare meals?"
"Blowing the flute, they said I could stimulate the fighting spirit of the soldiers, so they sent me here to get food..."
Li Tingyu came over with a big spoonful of fried rice angrily. She was so busy that beads of sweat covered her forehead. However, her appearance really stimulated the fighting spirit of the soldiers. They were reluctant to leave after the meal, and they gathered around her.
He talked nonchalantly about this and that, and even gave her a very resounding name - Dafan Xishi!
"Holy crap! Why do you still have meat to eat..."
Chen Guangda suddenly saw the nigger Cui 2, who was shaking his head and holding a glass of juice. There were not only eggs but also several pieces of chicken in the rice bowl. It was not like they only had vegetables and steamed buns besides fried rice, but Cui 2 was very proud.
Said: "My friend is a pilot, so of course he gets the treatment of the Air Force! Haha~"
"Give me a piece of meat quickly..."
Chen Guangda rushed forward and wanted to snatch it. He took a piece of chicken and was about to stuff it into his mouth. But just when Cui Er instinctively dodged back, the juice in his hand suddenly spilled on a senior officer. Chen Guangda
When he saw the other person, he was stunned for a moment, and quickly said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Captain Wu!"
"Oh? Do you know me..."
The officer took a tissue and wiped the juice casually. He looked at Chen Guang and laughed indifferently. This man should be about the same age as Chen Guangda, but he has more charm of a mature man than Chen Guangda. He laughed.
He looked very masculine and handsome, and Chen Guangda smiled and said: "We know him! Wu Haotian, the champion of Living Corpse Alley!"
"It should be said that you were the former champion. The current champion should be you, Mr. Five and a Half Points..."
Wu Haotian patted Chen Guangda's shoulder very kindly, and Chen Guangda pretended to be honest and said with a smile: "I am the champion who won through opportunism, but it is not as good as the head-on confrontation with you, the captain. You are the idol of all our soldiers!"
"
"Haha~ Excessive modesty is pride. Fighting with your brain is the motto of our God of War. We should learn more from you..."
Wu Haotian laughed heartily, patted Chen Guangda's shoulder again, and then turned around and entered the officers' mess with a few people. Chen Guangda saw that the little sissy was actually performing a duet inside. Compared with his usual sissy
Even though he was angry, he performed like a duck to water, and there was constant laughter coming from inside.
"Want to sit in..."
An officer suddenly put his arms around Chen Guangda's shoulders. Chen Guangda turned around and knew it was Wang Gouyan. The man's left eye was actually gray. He hurriedly said hello pretending to be respectful, while Wang Gouyan
He said meaningfully: "Behave well, and the position of your platoon leader will be yours sooner or later!"
(I’ll do some statistics today, and I’ll update it tomorrow. I’ll do my best!)