Chen Guangda sat on an iron chair with a miserable look on his face. His body and head were covered with wires. Opposite him sat a group of psychologists and military officers. Several strange instruments were making noisy noises.
The psychologist stared at the computer screen with a serious look on his face. The two senior military officers next to him seemed to be ready to explode at any moment and shoot Chen Guangda to death.
"Do you have any faith, such as Buddhism, Christianity or Messianism..."
A female expert wearing black-rimmed glasses raised her head. This young woman looked a bit like a hot female teacher in Tokyo. She was wearing a black professional skirt and a large lapel shirt with two buttons opened. She held her glasses.
His seductive look seemed to be asking, "Classmate! Do you want to have a chat with the teacher?"
"What? Faith, I hang out with Buddha..."
Chen Guangda nodded as if he was distracted. The female expert didn't know if she didn't notice that the table was empty. She was wearing a tube skirt and actually had two beautiful legs in stockings spread out. Chen Guangda couldn't even look there, but the female expert was noncommittal.
After looking at him carefully, he suddenly said: "Why did you want to frame your squadron leader?"
"Damn! Why do you mean I framed him? He framed me. If he hadn't brought those mutants, I would have taken his surname..."
Chen Guangda snorted without changing his expression. He didn't even blink an eyelid at this kind of lie. He almost believed it. Unexpectedly, the female expert suddenly slammed the table and shouted: "You
You're lying. It was you who stuffed the lighter into the body's pocket. Wang Ke has already passed the lie detector test. What do you want to do by sneaking into our body collector? Who assigned you to come here?"
"Damn it! I knew there was something wrong with you, kid. If you don't tell the truth, I'll beat you to death right now..."
The two officers jumped up from behind the table in an instant, whipped out their pistols and pointed them at Chen Guangda, but Chen Guangda said calmly and fearlessly: "Don't scare me here, I've been doing this for an hour and you're still not satisfied.
, no one sent me here, I only have one purpose in joining the Corpse Collectors, I want to lead the Corpse Collectors to unify the country and dominate the world, and be the leader of all of you!"
"Bah~ You're such a bird..."
The two officers spat disdainfully, but looked at the female expert in unison. Unexpectedly, the female expert instantly connected her legs, fastened the loose buttons on her chest, then stood up and said: "
Now the result is obvious, most of what he said is true, only he lied about the lighter, he was the one who stuffed the lighter into the mutant's pocket!"
"Fart! I didn't lie, don't try to deceive me..."
Chen Guangda shouted angrily, but the other party sneered and moved away from the computer screen, seeing that the red curve on it was rising crazily, and the other party then said: "You are a very good liar, your psychological quality is
It's the only one I've ever seen in my life, so we spent a whole hour on you. If I hadn't unbuttoned your clothes and spread your legs, your psychological defenses wouldn't even have changed."
"Uh~"
Chen Guangda opened his mouth in embarrassment, and a little old man next to him also sneered: "Boy! Although your psychological quality is very good, our Miss Jian Wei, a behavioral expert from the United States, has nothing in front of her.
People can lie, but you are unlucky today, she just came from Mining Town to teach us!"
"My dick is eighteen centimeters, believe it or not..."
Chen Guangda suddenly leaned forward and smiled. Jian Wei glanced at the computer almost subconsciously. Unexpectedly, she was not as shy as an ordinary girl. Instead, she nodded and said: "This size is considered large among Asian men, but this size
This is not the topic we want to talk about now. In addition to framing your squadron leader, you also lied about your name. Your name is not Chen Tai at all!"
"The name is just a code name. My previous name will remind me of some painful memories..."
Chen Guangda leaned back in a very pretentious manner, but he was really shocked in his heart. This little girl was better than any psychologist he had ever seen. She actually dug out all the lies he told. This
If she hadn't conducted an undercover visit on his territory, she would have found out.
"Why did you frame Wang Ke? What are your intentions..."
A deputy detachment leader glared at Chen Guangda murderously, but Jian Wei gently waved his hand and said: "He lied half of the truth about this matter. He believed that those mutants colluded with Wang Ke, but he should be suffering from
You did this without evidence, am I right?"
"That's right! He sent us to die every day just to sleep with Yang Man. Now Yang Man can threaten him. If he hadn't colluded with the mutants, the mutants would be full of food and come to kill us little soldiers..."
Chen Guangda spread his hands as a matter of course, but Jian Wei opposite him smiled slightly and said: "It turns out that all your guesses were wrong. Wang Ke did not collude with the mutants. It is also his right to send you to patrol wherever you go, but he
There is a minor financial problem and it has been handed over to the military court for trial, so don’t take it for granted!"
"Awesome! I will obey you even if you don't obey anyone. You are indeed an expert..."
Chen Guangda slapped the chair handle hard and took the opportunity to tear off the wires on his body. Unexpectedly, several people suddenly walked in outside. In addition to their captain, even the branch captain came and patted him with a smile.
He asked again over his shoulder: "Director Jian! Please give this kid another summary, whether he can be used!"
"Whether you can use it or not depends on you, I'm just giving my suggestions..."
Jian Wei slowly stood up from behind the table, adjusted her black-rimmed glasses and said, "If we were a regular army, I would suggest you let him get out of here and go home, because this kind of person is just a piece of rat shit. Not only
Slippery is also very selfish, but who calls us corpse collectors? The corpse collection brigade is full of scum like him, and those guys refresh my understanding of the bottom line every day!"
"Haha~ What you said is a great compliment. We body collectors are not taking an ordinary path..."
The detachment leader squeezed Chen Guangda's shoulder heavily and smiled cheerfully at him: "Congratulations! I now officially appoint you as the captain of the third squadron of the patrol brigade, taking over all Wang Ke's duties. You guys have to give it to me.
Keep working hard and don’t let me down, do you understand?”
"Ah? I...I am the captain..."
Chen Guangda looked at him with a confused face. He had even boasted to Yang Man before that the person who replaced Wang Gouyan must be a mole. Who knew that in the blink of an eye, the position of captain would actually fall on him, and he would be the one to kill the mole?
The candidates I had reserved were squeezed out.
However, the captain Wu Haotian said with a smile: "Yang Man has already said it himself. If it weren't for your command last night, I'm afraid the entire army would have been annihilated. Moreover, you killed two mutants in one go. The points of this thing are higher than jumping zombies."
, so your points are enough to make you the captain. Your position as the third platoon leader will be taken over by Dong Shuting. Please work hard for me in the future!"
"I will definitely work hard..."
Chen Guangda could only pretend to be excited and salute, but he was very depressed in his heart. The clues he finally found were gone. However, he thought about it and asked: "Detachment leader! Whose job am I taking?
If I don’t have enough points, who will replace Wang Ke as captain!"
"It should be Zhai Ligao from your team. Haotian has been highly recommending him to me, but you don't have to worry, Zhai Ligao will still have opportunities in the future..."
The detachment leader directly patted Wu Haotian on the shoulder. Wu Haotian smiled very humbly, and could hardly see anything unusual. However, this boy was famously known by February Red Dot, and now he recommended the person who is most likely to become the squadron leader.
, Wu Haotian's suspicion in Chen Guangda's heart immediately rose.
"Director Jian! Are you really good at detecting lies? Is it true that no one can hide it from you..."
Chen Guangda looked at Jian Wei who was packing his things, and Jian Wei picked up his computer bag and walked over and said: "I didn't dare to say such things before the end, but now I can tell you with confidence that no one can hide it.
My test is all thanks to your corpse collection team, which is full of liars from top to bottom. My experience of spending one month with them is worth it. I studied in school for ten years!"
After saying that! Jian Wei carried her small bag and walked out with her chest held high, her big butt swaying from side to side like a rowing boat, but an officer burst out laughing and said with excitement: "Listen
It is said that in order to secretly watch her bathing, the corpse collection team dug a tunnel underground to install a camera and broadcast live footage of her bathing and going to the toilet in the camp. Her video has now been sold for a sky-high price of 2,000 yuan!"
"I'll go to Mining Town later and ask my old boss for the video..."
The detachment leader looked at his subordinates sanctimoniously, and went out with his hands behind his back in a serious manner, as if he was explaining serious official business. The gang of bad guys laughed tacitly, and only Wu Haotian couldn't help but laugh.
He shook his head and went out, but Chen Guangda asked in confusion: "Is this girl so attractive? She just has bigger breasts and butt!"
"She is of Chinese, American, and Korean descent. Not only does she have a doctorate, but her IQ is also surprisingly high. The most important thing is that she is gay. If you can't get along with the big guys, then things are rare and expensive..."
The deputy detachment leader laughed proudly. Chen Guangda's eyes immediately lit up and he hurriedly asked them to make a video for him. However, after they walked out talking and laughing, they happened to see Yang Man coming from
He walked out of another office, looked at him with a complex expression and said, "Congratulations on your growth and promotion!"
"Don't be so downcast. With your abilities, you will be able to become the captain sooner or later..."
Chen Guangda looked at her helplessly, but Yang Man shook his head and said: "I'm not jealous that your position is higher than mine, I just feel that I am really useless. If you hadn't been here last night, we would all have died. And
Now that you have passed the polygraph test, you have proven that all my suspicions were wrong!"
"Your suspicion is actually quite normal. With my ability being so strong and my appearance so sudden, anyone would be suspicious..."
Chen Guangdatian leaned over shamelessly, and unknowingly put his arm around Yang Man's shoulders, then stretched out his hand and said: "But you are really a good deputy, your management ability is much better than mine, so
I hope we can work together to make our third squadron even stronger, okay?"
"Um!"
Yang Man finally showed a happy smile on her face, and gave Chen Guangda a high-five, but then she found that Chen Guangda was hugging her very ambiguously. She blushed and hurriedly moved away, but Chen Guangda
But he picked his chin and asked: "Before becoming a squadron leader according to normal rules, do you have to be a deputy squadron leader first?"
Yang Man nodded without hesitation and said: "Yes! Normally, it's like this. You have to fuck the deputy squadron leader first before you can...bastard! You go to hell..."