In the large conference room of the third squadron, all the soldiers from the third platoon were present, but Yang Man frowned unhappily. In addition to a little sissy she already knew, there were five freaks standing in front of her. Not only
There was a woman who smelled like a prostitute, and the others were either stupid or had a look of obscenity on their faces.
"Everyone has already met Sun Di this morning. I just transferred him from the art troupe to help me. For the rest, you can introduce yourselves one by one..."
Chen Guangda put his arms around the little girl's shoulders and leaned aside. The young woman with a curvy front and back immediately stepped forward and said loudly: "My name is Jiang Xinlian. I used to be the number one girl under Sister Li in Huajie Alley. All the guests liked it.
Call me bitch Lian, because I dare to do any tricks, and my specialty is that I am not afraid of death and shameless. Half a month ago, I chopped my husband with a knife, but the police caught me before he could be chopped to death!"
"Why did you kill your husband..."
Liu Wenna looked at her in shock. Unexpectedly, Jiang Xinlian's eyes suddenly became moist, but she still said with a cold face: "I risk my life to pick up the guests because I want to save my son, and I need a large amount of money to send him."
I went to Mining Town for surgery, but my husband, that bastard, lost the money I had saved in a bet. On the day I chopped him off, the doctor told me that my son had passed away because he failed to have surgery in time!"
"Your husband is such a beast. This beast should be chopped to death..."
Yang Man gritted his teeth and cursed, and his eyes turned red along with Jiang Xinlian. However, Chen Guangda stepped forward and said: "We are not here to compete in misfortune. There are many people who are worse off than you, but if you want to find
If your husband takes revenge and buys a good cemetery for your son, you have to follow me and work hard. I ask you to take off your pants and you are not allowed to go to bed. I ask you to squat but you are not allowed to stand. Do you understand?"
"Yes! But I want to see my son first. He is still lying in the funeral parlor..."
Jiang Xinlian's tears finally flowed down uncontrollably. Chen Guangda nodded and put the cigarette in his hand into her mouth, and then said: "From today on, you will no longer be called Bitch Lian. I will name you Ye."
Lotus, the lotus flower that only blooms in the dark, when you treat your enemies, you should treat them as if you were your husband, kill them with the most ferocious means!"
"Yes! I will definitely satisfy you..."
Jiang Xinlian almost shouted with all her strength, her eyes were as ferocious as if she wanted to eat someone. After she stepped back, the bald man stood up and said angrily: "My name is Shi Qiang! It was the squadron leader who just gave me this
My special skills are iron sand palms and flying knives. I can kill a cow with one palm, because I have to eat at least twenty steamed buns in one meal and I have no money to buy steamed buns so I joined the army!"
"Hey~ You can't even feed an army with your appetite..."
Everyone looked at him in shock, but Shi Qiang just scratched his head and giggled, but a tall and thin handsome guy came out, bowed gracefully and said: "I am Lan He! From Taiwan, the treasure island of our motherland,
Graduated from the famous Cambridge University in the UK and a senior member of the International Mensa Club. I am proficient in six foreign languages, including the United States, China, Japan, Russia, Korea and Latin, and..."
"Pa~"
A big mouth suddenly slapped Lan He on the face, and he whipped Lan He around in a circle. The strongman who slapped him raised his palm high and looked at him stupidly, but Chen Guangda, who was directing him, spat out
He took a puff of smoke and said lightly: "I'll give you another chance to say it again!"
"Oh~"
Lan He covered his cheeks with aggrieved face, half of his face was probably numbed by the force of shit, and then said in a bitter and embarrassed tone: "I...my name is Lan He, from the suburbs of Shanghai, nicknamed the Movie King, I didn't go to high school
I dropped out of school right after graduation and worked with my relatives in underground casinos. Later I went to Macau to work as a jackpot operator, and then to Las Vegas where I worked for a few years. My specialty is quick hands and winning every time I gamble. I am also proficient in it.
Five languages…”
"Pa~"
Shi Qiang slapped Lan He with another big mouth, and directly pushed Lan He to the wall, but he shouted angrily: "I'm really proficient in five languages, Chinese, English, Cantonese and Hokkien."
, and the most difficult to understand Chaoshan dialect, what the hell is this not a language?"
"Damn! Then I can still speak Henan..."
Monk Hua raised his middle finger disdainfully, and Lan He could only stand back with a sneer, but then a thief-minded young man stood up, hooked his waist and nodded in a very obscene manner, and then said softly: "My name is Kuang Yongcai, my wife.
No. Xiucai, my specialty is lock picking, I can do any locks and monitoring equipment. I was drunk that day and someone yelled at me, so I drove a tank out, and then... I crashed into a tree and was caught!"
"Just say you are a thief. You know you are a thief without guessing..."
Brother Gou looked at this kid dumbfounded, but Chen Guangda laughed and said: "I checked your kid's information. You are known as the Shadowless Thief. Your highest record is sneaking into the 6th Aircraft Base and even peeing on a helicopter.
You were caught, but you were beaten up by the pilot at home, because they were afraid of being embarrassed and they didn’t arrest you and send you to the army!”
"I... I was also drunk. When I'm drunk, I don't know how high the sky is. When someone yells at me, my brain starts to heat up..."
Kuang Yongcai nodded awkwardly, but Chen Guangda waved his hand and said: "No! Your shortcoming is not only that your brain is easy to get hot, but that you are too much like a thief. I guarantee that everyone will cover it up as soon as you get in the car.
Wallet, but look at actor Lan, he steals things like a young man!"
"Except for stealing cards, I never steal anything. I made a vow to my mother..."
Lan He jumped up and shouted loudly, but the scholar suddenly took out a bunch of things from his pocket, threw them on the table and said disdainfully: "Please don't insult my name as a thief, my apprentice's apprentices are better than him."
Stealing, he’s not even worthy of carrying my shoes even if he steals things. Besides I don’t know how to gamble, I can steal his underwear without letting him know!”
"You'll look like a thief no matter how you fucking steal. The casino won't even let you in through the gate..."
Lan He grabbed the things on the table with shame and anger, and stuffed them into his pocket angrily, while Chen Guangda waved his hand and said: "Xiao Di! This kid will be trained by you, you are a professional actor
, I will ask him to straighten his back and behave in a week. If he can't do it, I will transfer him to guard the vegetable field, so that he can receive his pension in advance!"
"Okay! It's all on me..."
The little girl jumped up with great energy, and the scholar had no choice but to nod his head with a bitter look on his face. Then he saw a black man with a dragon tattoo on his shoulder stand up and said loudly: "My name is Lin Daihui, nicknamed Lin Dapao.
, I was in the army as a bomb dismantler before retiring, and after retiring, I started working in engineering demolition. I am proficient in various directional blasting and bomb disassembly, because... I was arrested here for forcing girls into prostitution!"
"Scum! People like you should be shot..."
Yang Man immediately pointed at him with great anger, but Lin Dapao shouted even more angrily than her: "I let those little bitches fool me, okay? If they are caught operating without a license, just say it's me."
I forced them to do it, I just collected some protection money from them, there are so many bitches, who needs to force girls into prostitution!"
"Pa~"
Lin Dapao suddenly got a big mouthful of shit, and nosebleeds flew out. He immediately looked at Chen Guangda with a sad face, but Chen Guangda pointed at him and said coldly: "Who allows you to talk to your superiors like this?
Yes, you have retired from the regular army after all. If you continue to talk so openly, I will transfer you to guard the vegetable field tonight!"
"I'm sorry! Chief, I...I was wrong..."
Lin Dapao shrank back in horror, covering his face and not daring to let out another fart, but Yang Man looked at Chen Guangda and said coldly: "Captain Chen! As a subordinate, I should respect your decision, but this time you really
It’s a bit too outrageous. What’s the use of bringing in a group of scum like this? You’ve already got liars, fools, thieves, prostitutes and gangsters. Do you still expect such a group of people to kill living corpses?”
"Of course I don't expect them to kill living corpses, but our enemies are not just living corpses..."
Chen Guangda puffed smoke at her very proudly. Yang Man immediately waved his hands in shame and anger, and Chen Guangda stood up again and said: "Platoon leader He Wei has been arrested together with Wang Gouyan, so I
I discussed it with the captain and asked Monk Hua to replace Lin Chiling as the deputy squadron leader, while Lin Chiling was transferred to another squadron!"
"Hehe~ I'm finally proud, I will kill those bastards..."
Monk Hua immediately rubbed his hands and laughed evilly, and a bunch of bald heads also laughed evilly. Chen Guangda nodded and said: "Those rubbish must be sorted out, but I plan to disperse all ten rows of people.
The second and third platoons are the elite platoons, the fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh platoons are the ordinary platoons, and the last three are the cannon fodder platoons. Let them take turns guarding the most dangerous farms. If you don't want to die, just work hard to climb up!"
"Yeah! This is a good idea. It coincides with the strategy used by the God of War when he first established the Corpse Collector. It can not only pick out those worms waiting to die, but also stimulate the ambition within the squadron..."
Yang Man nodded in agreement, but Chen Guangda coughed slightly in embarrassment. In fact, he only had these brushes in his stomach, and he couldn't do anything unusual if he wanted to, but he suddenly took a photo with him.
He took out a piece of paper and said, "You five newlyweds will put your fingerprints on this, and after that, we will go to eat!"
"IOU? Why do we have to put our fingerprints on the IOU, and it's still 100,000 yuan..."
Lan He looked at Chen Guangda in shock, but Chen Guangda waved his hand gently. Shi Qiang immediately grabbed his hand and pressed it on the ink pad, and then left a big red fingerprint on the IOU. Lan He immediately screamed.
He shouted: "Are you soldiers or robbers? Why do you ask us to put our fingerprints on the money you borrowed!"
"Do you think the corpse collector is a regular army? This place is originally a bandit den..."
Chen Guangda spread his hands and laughed mischievously, but followed him and said: "This is the equipment money borrowed for you, a five-cent usury loan, but if your training during this period satisfies me, then
I will repay the money for you, but if you fail, your death benefit will belong to the creditor!"
"It's not good for someone to borrow money to buy equipment. If you don't listen to me..."
Lin Dapao immediately pressed his fingerprints on the IOU, and the others also pressed it without saying a word. Chen Guangda picked up the IOU, flicked it and said, "I forgot to mention it! I bought myself one with your money."
Corpse Claw Spear, and a Corpse Claw Dagger, the remaining money can buy you body armor, so the five of you can share two Corpse Claw Spears!"
"Chen! You are too shameless. I, a liar, are not as shameless as you..."