Chen Guangda slept almost until noon before getting up. When he saw that people around him had already gone to bed to cool down, leaving only a pair of torn stockings thrown next to the pillow, this made Chen Guangda immediately depressed. His woman
Except for Xia Dayan, who has the same urine as him, the rest of them are very ambitious, and even if they open their eyes and want to kiss someone, they can't find anyone.
No need to guess, Li Yao went to take care of her orphanage. The little girls were more interested in the children than him. Chen Guangda had to eat some alone in the hotel, went to the street to buy a mobile phone, and then went directly back to the military camp.
Seeing that everyone in their squadron is actually practicing, this is the lunch break, probably because of the unfair treatment last night.
"Don't practice crawling, I'm not asking you to fight..."
Chen Guangda frowned and walked over. Although the soldiers were trained very seriously, the basic training was basically the same as the army in the past. It was of no use when dealing with living corpses. Living corpses can't find you just lying down.
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He had no choice but to call everyone together and said: "We are corpse collectors. We must protect our home before we can defend ourselves against the enemy. We are not yet at the stage of large-scale combat with humans. You only need to focus on training me on two points. The first is reaction speed.
The second is the use of battle formations. Finally, as long as you clearly understand the characteristics of the living corpses, I guarantee that you will be the last group of people to survive!"
"We have been practicing battle formations..."
Yang Man looked at him breathlessly. The little girls were sweating profusely from practicing, and even the outline of their underwear was visible. However, Chen Guangda waved his hand and said: "Your battle formation is too conservative. Go to the Corpse Claw Brigade to borrow a book."
Bring the textbook here and I will revise it for you. From now on, just practice according to the method I teach!"
"Chang! I also want to practice..."
Liu Wenna pouted pitifully. She probably thought her job was to warm the bed. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda glared at her and said: "Remember what you said about a platoon of female soldiers? If there is a war, you can take off your clothes."
Can wearing pants make a living corpse surrender? Since you can’t get out of here, give me a good training, unless you want to die!"
"Hahaha……"
The soldiers burst into loud laughter, and Liu Wenna immediately blushed with embarrassment. However, Chen Guangda then said to the weird five: "Except for the points I just mentioned, you guys should give me the maximum degree of familiarity.
With each other’s abilities and habits, I want you to eat, drink, and have sex together, and you can read each other’s thoughts with just one look! Do you understand?”
"Boss! Look..."
Ye Lian suddenly gestured to Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda immediately turned around and looked back, only to see people from the first squadron walking over in high spirits. Not only did everyone wear a body armor, but the number of people who could kill you was actually 3,000.
There are more than they have equipped, and they are even equipped with a lot of corpse claw spears and net guns specially designed to catch jumping corpses.
"Hey~Zhai Squadron! I picked up a big wallet..."
Chen Guangda looked at Zhai Ligao with a smile, but Zhai Ligao came up and sneered: "We can't just allow you to loan us money, and our first squadron doesn't even ask for interest. This is how we are regarded in the hearts of the people."
Who knows the weight of the soldiers who truly protect the family and the country? People can see it at a glance!"
"Could it be that Young Master Huang gave you the loan..."
Chen Guangda looked at the other party very playfully. Unexpectedly, Zhai Ligao puffed up his chest with a cold snort, pointed at everyone in the No. 3 Squadron and said loudly: "If you are not convinced, then compete with us. Who can we compete with in half a month?"
The more zombies you kill, the more points you will get. The loser will not only wash the dishes and clean the toilets for the winner, but also guard the farm forever and will not be transferred. Do you dare to compete?"
"Compete! Let's compete! Who is afraid of whom..."
The seemingly calm Yang Man exploded like a firecracker. Little girls never flinch when faced with such things, but Chen Guangda waved his hands and said with a smile: "The competition is more exciting. The losing side will use the equipment."
Take it off and give it to the other party, and rename it the Cannon Fodder Brigade. If you see us in the future, you must walk around, and even if you are taking a shit, you must get out immediately!"
"Okay! But if you lose, all the female soldiers will have to come over and sleep with us..."
Zhai Ligao and the others all laughed lustfully, and moved on the chests of Yang Man, Liu Wenna and other girls with very malicious intentions. However, Chen Guangda turned his head and looked at Yang Man. Unexpectedly, Yang Man actually said loudly: "
If we lose, I will go and accompany you personally, but if you lose, you will have to call me aunt!"
"Okay! Domineering..."
Zhai Ligao shouted with great excitement. Yang Man was also famous as a military beauty. How many people wanted to kiss Fangze but never succeeded. However, Li Tingyu came over with two little female soldiers at this time.
He crossed his arms and asked with a smile: "Brother Gao! Why is it so big? Can you let me place a bet?"
"Haha~ Ting Yu! As long as you buy me to win, I will guarantee that you will win or not lose..."
Zhai Ligao came forward obsequiously. Although Yang Man was also very beautiful, Li Tingyu overshadowed her as soon as she appeared. Most people couldn't imitate the arrogant and upscale temperament of this little girl, but Chen Guangda also hurriedly
He said anxiously: "Ting Yu! If you buy us to win, we are friends from the same gathering place!"
"Artai! It's not that my sister looks down on you. I'm very aware of your three axes. If you were really capable, you wouldn't let hundreds of zombies chase you around, so I can only apologize today..."
Li Tingyu shook his head angrily, and leaned slightly into Zhai Ligao's arms. Zhai Ligao almost jumped up with joy, but Li Tingyu followed up and said: "If you have the ability, you can beat Brother Gao. As long as you
Even if I win, I will be blind, but now I want to bet fifty cartons of cigarettes with you, do you dare to take over?"
"Damn it! You ungrateful little bitch, I'll take as much as you paid today..."
Chen Guang glared at Li Tingyu angrily, but as soon as he shouted like this, he immediately attracted almost the entire battalion of officers and soldiers. These boring soldiers were afraid that they would not be able to watch the fun. As soon as everyone heard that the game was so big, they immediately started to follow.
, although the army has explicitly banned money gambling, it cannot stop the constant flow of cigarettes, drinks and other items.
"Chen Tai! Don't default on your debt then..."
Li Tingyu pointed at Chen Guangda very proudly, and then left like a proud little swan, surrounded by the entire squadron. Zhai Ligao followed behind and wanted to invite her to watch a movie, but Monk Hua
But he couldn't help but drooled and said: "Wow~ This girl is really on point, those legs and waist are so beautiful!"
"What are you talking about? You're a ****. Just a few days after arriving, he started to flirt and seduce people. He must have fucked young ladies before..."
Liu Wenna kicked a stone away angrily, her eyes full of powerful jealousy, but Lan He said casually: "This girl is definitely not a lady, but she must be bisexual, this kind of woman who can take both men and women.
It’s the most difficult thing to do, if you’re not careful, you’ll end up in a mess!”
"Hey~ You have good eyesight..."
Chen Guangda looked at Lan He in surprise. As expected, this kid had not fooled around in the casino for nothing. His ability to read people was not very high. However, Yang Man on the side held up a notebook, which was filled with bets placed by officers and soldiers.
Ma, she said very worriedly: "You have collected so many bets at once. If we lose, we will really go bankrupt!"
"I'm so scared! I don't have to sleep with anyone anyway, but you still seem to be a virgin..."
Chen Guangda laughed wickedly. Yang Man was immediately angry with him and her pretty face turned red with anger. She viciously threw her notebook on him and turned away, but Liu Wenna pulled Chen Guangda's arm and said depressedly: "
You don’t want me to sleep with others, are you sure?”
"I'm sure I'm useless. All of you have to work together. If you don't want to sleep with others or go bankrupt, just work hard for me in these ten days..."
Chen Guangda pushed Liu Wenna away and glanced back and forth at everyone. There were about 200 officers and soldiers in their squadron, but at this moment they were all dumbfounded. Chen Guangda's game was really too big. If they lost, they would lose everything and couldn't afford it.
, most people are more optimistic about the No. 1 Squadron. You must know that almost everyone in the No. 1 Squadron is an experienced veteran.
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In the next ten days, almost everyone was practicing frantically. The male soldiers didn't want to lose and didn't even wear pants. The female soldiers didn't want to be teased in vain, and Chen Guangda didn't even step out of the camp gate.
After a while, they led the soldiers to drill or take classes day and night, almost teaching them everything they had learned throughout their lives, but it was not up to them to decide how much they could absorb.
In fact, the troops very much welcomed this kind of competition, and the detachment leader personally gave them support, almost asking for cars and guns. Anyway, the more living corpses you kill, the better, but the detachment leader still mentioned it.
A very shameless request, half of all loot must be returned to the military headquarters, and the rest should be paid to the city as a tax.
"I said, Grandpa! The day lilies will be cold if they don't come out. There are only three days left..."
At noon that day! Hua Monk and others all looked at Chen Guangda with sad faces. The first squadron went out hunting almost every day, and the living corpse heads and jumping corpses were pulled back in droves. Those whose points increased were as follows
The old slot machines were just as scary, but the third squadron stayed at home and practiced hard all day long.
"How many points do they have..."
Chen Guangda sat on the parallel bars casually, as if he was asking someone else about something. Monk Hua immediately raised his five fingers and said: "It's already more than five thousand points. I have killed more than three thousand small living corpses, and there is another one."
We only accumulated 200 points to kill three of them, not to mention the Bloody Mary and the Flesh Monster. We can only defeat them unless we go out and fight the zombie king and come back!"
"How many points does the Fat Corpse King of Seven Stripes accumulate..."
Chen Guangda turned his head and looked at him. Unexpectedly, everyone was stunned, but Yang Man said: "Are you kidding? If we encounter the Fat Corpse King, will we still be able to come back alive? Those things are all used
Missile kills, only the God of War has the record of single-handedly challenging the Fat Corpse King!"
"Crunch~"
Before Yang Man could finish her words, several military trucks drove onto the school grounds arrogantly. Two jumping corpses were thrown directly out of the carriage, but one of them caused everyone to exclaim. It was actually a
The green-skinned corpse with five stripes leaped to the ground, and Yang Man even exclaimed: "Oh no! Five stripes, this one only has 5,000 points!"
"Yang Man! Are you ready? You have already lost..."
Zhai Ligao jumped out of the car arrogantly, and looked at Yang Man's whole body proudly. Yang Man's pretty face turned pale almost instantly, and then he glared at Chen Guang angrily and shouted: "Are you going to leave or not? If you
If you don’t leave, I will take them out now!”
"Why are you so anxious! I ordered some hairy crabs and haven't eaten them yet..."
Chen Guangda jumped off the parallel bars carelessly and walked away humming a tune casually, but Zhai Ligao leaned over and smiled lewdly at Yang Man: "I heard this is your first time, right? Tell me which hotel you like, I will definitely
It will be very gentle and gentle, remember to wear sexy underwear! Hahaha..."