Chen Guangda was squatting in a wasteland by the roadside, pointing and shouting at several living corpses that were charging towards him, but the little sable on his shoulder still tilted its head in a cute and cute way, with a big fart.
Gongfu pointed to his mouth again and wanted to eat. Chen Guangda was so angry that he almost trampled it to death.
Haha, let me just say that you have raised an ancestor who only eats and does not work.
Wang Dafu leaned against the car and laughed and gloated. Chen Guangda immediately rushed towards the living corpse and punched and kicked him. But the little sable instead jumped onto the car with four claws, squatted on the hood and waved his claws.
It was as if he was cheering for Chen Guangda, and he had no intention of helping at all.
Come on! Your crotch is open and your peach is exposed.
Li Tingyu lay lazily on the car window. This was no longer the first zombie attacked by Chen Guangda, but Little Sable didn't follow his instructions from the beginning to the end. When he asked for food, he couldn't stand it.
Chen Guangda had no choice but to angrily kill a few living corpses, angrily picked up the little sable and cursed: Apart from eating, do you have any other use? I can raise a corgi better than you!
Cursing! Chen Guang stuffed it into a special small suitcase. The suitcase was full of steel bars thicker than his thumb, but the little sable was still chewing sugar cane.
The steel bars were chewed with sparks, and some of them were about to be broken by it.
Damn it! Drive
Chen Guangda climbed into the car with a gloomy look on his face, and Li Tingyu, who was driving, immediately rushed to Rogge Camp. This was already the fifth day since the night when Little Sable mutated. After they stayed in the camp for a few days
I went back to the junkyard again and arranged everything before turning back.
Entering the Rogge camp went very smoothly. Cui Er's mistress, the officer, gave them the green light. Chen Guangda directly carried Little Sable and walked in swaggeringly. However, he had had enough of the suffering of his ancestors. Little Sable was stunned.
She was quite honest when she was around him, but if she left his side, she would definitely eat people, which made Chen Guangda just like the nanny, not daring to leave.
You guys come here and give me your ID cards to check.
Before they had gone far, they were stopped by a group of American soldiers. The leader was Cui Er from the Black Dog group. He was carrying a 4a1 rifle arrogantly, and his collar was close to the captain's.
He had a military rank, and he was accompanied by two beautiful foreign soldiers, and two black men who were following him like henchmen.
You can check a few of them and leave this to me to verify.
Cui Er walked up to Chen Guangda aggressively, pulled the ID card off his neck, but followed him and whispered: There are at least hundreds of anti-aircraft missiles in the military camp, and nuclear submarines do exist. Du Kang was captured by the US military stationed in Japan.
In the name of intelligence sharing, we were escorted to Walker Barracks. The US military there was not on the same page as us!
Do you know what he said?
Chen Guangda pretended to be polite and stuffed two packs of cigarettes to him, and Cui Er followed up and said: It is said that he has not endured severe torture. He has said both what should be said and what should not be said. The old American should know all our details.
, so the anti-missile system has been turned on around the clock these days, but no order has been issued to search for us. They probably don’t know we are coming!
Try to find out where Du Kang is being held so that we can carry out the rescue.
Chen Guangda took out another cigarette and handed it to him with a bow and nod. While he was helping him light the cigarette, he said: We have opened two stores in the city center. Remember to bring a few officers over to make trouble. I will take the opportunity to give away some shares.
Give it to them, but you must find useful officers, and let them eat the chaff of those who are of no use!
OK! I was promoted too quickly and I have already attracted the attention of others. I just took this opportunity to win over them.
Cui Er pretended to be arrogant and patted his ID card on his chest. Then he waved his hand carelessly and swaggered away with a group of American soldiers. It was obvious that he was doing quite well, and he was promoted so quickly.
It was built with money. If you have money, you can turn the ghost into a witch. This trick is also applicable in the United States.
How is it? Has Monk Hua given up?
Wang Dafu came over and asked in a low voice, and Chen Guangda nodded and said: Give it all away! But I have told them before that if they are arrested, they can answer whatever they ask. This is not the case anymore, there is no need.
He died for the sake of keeping the secret, so as long as he kept the green hills, he would not be afraid of running out of firewood!
After saying that! Chen Guang called a taxi and drove to the center of Chengdu. There were obviously fewer pedestrians on the road. This was all the panic caused by Little Sable. Everyone knew that Little Sable had not been caught yet, so Big
People did not dare to run around outside during the day, and many people simply moved their families to Japanese camps.
This did not surprise Chen Guangda. He deliberately created chaos at that time just to take advantage of the Japanese, so as to add fuel to the conflict between Japan and the United States. However, what made Chen Guangda most depressed was that Little Sable refused to listen to him.
, if he could let it point where to hit, Chen Guangda would no longer have to waste time playing tricks on others. This scourge would definitely turn Rogge's camp upside down.
The taxi soon arrived in front of a building with a unique shape. The whole house seemed to have collapsed in half after an earthquake. There was also a dinosaur biting a billboard in front of the door. It was probably a renovated dinosaur amusement park, but now this
The place has been rented by them, and it is said that the former owner's family was bitten to death by sables, and even the family's dog was not spared.
Oh, Mr. Chen! You are here
As soon as they got out of the car, Mother Liu came up with Xiao Yu'er beaming with joy. Chen Guangda looked up and saw that the English sign of Corpse Fish Restaurant had been put on the door, and a third of the door had been opened as a bar.
, a group of girls with short skirts and long legs were soliciting customers at the door, holding a barter-for-barter trading billboard in their hands. They were actually a disguised material trading place.
Business is good! We just opened yesterday and there are so many people today.
Chen Guangda walked directly to the store with his suitcase. It was not lunch time yet, but the seats in the store were almost full. Even the business of the bar next to it was picking up. Special rice wine
It is even more popular among foreigners, just like pearl milk tea, everyone has a cup.
Haha, the reputation of our store has been established for a long time. Didn’t you see the scene at the opening yesterday? Some people started fighting over the seats.
Mother Liu happily followed Chen Guangda and said triumphantly: The Japanese and Koreans have opened corpse fish restaurants, but without our unique secret recipe, no matter how they cook it, it won’t taste good, and even a pot of ginger can’t remove it.
The fish corpse smells so bad, I guess it won't be long before it goes out of business!
That's our last trump card. Don't let others steal it.
Chen Guangda nodded and found a card bag next to the window to sit down. The price of corpse fish has also risen sharply. Ever since people knew that corpse fish can be eaten, people have started fishing crazily. Fish in several nearby lakes and smelly ditches
It’s almost all gone.
But they never knew that the secret recipe for roasting carcass fish was just coffee mate. This was invented by a little chef in Golden City. After putting it in, it tastes delicious even when cooking ordinary fish. Kitagawa Ryoko asked about this secret recipe several times.
Chen Guangda didn't even say anything, he expected that this high-quality and low-price corpse fish restaurant would definitely become popular.
Suddenly! Before he finished speaking, he heard someone shouting loudly. Chen Guangda looked around in surprise and saw a tall girl standing in front of the bar. Although she was very elegant, her quality was not very good.
He pointed at the waiter in an arrogant manner and kept yelling, and there were several young foreign women in black and white standing behind him.
Oh, isn't this Li Da's translator? What brought you to my little shabby shop?
Chen Guangda walked over casually and looked at Li Zhiyan. He never saw the little girl again after that night, but when Li Zhiyan saw him, her eyes lit up and she said with surprise: Oppa! You really opened this store.
Hurry up and arrange a big box for me. The people I brought here are all the families of senior military officers!
Xiaoda! Give them my box
Chen Guangda snapped his fingers without hesitation, and the waiter immediately ushered several young foreign women into a luxurious box. However, Li Zhiyan pulled Chen Guangda into a corner and said excitedly: Your store is awesome, no.
There are no seats at all in the reservation. You can also let me invest in stocks to earn some money to spend. I promise to introduce you to some beautiful foreign girls!
You changed from a translator to a pimp. How about the matter I told you?
Chen Guangda looked at her angrily, but Li Zhiyan lay on his shoulder and whispered: Instead of dealing with those officers, it is better to deal with their wives. They will go to the spa after dinner, and after that, they will go to the church to confess.
You know, they will talk about any dirty things. As long as their words can be recorded, they will be caught!
This is a good idea, but are you familiar with the church?
Chen Guangda nodded slightly, this little girl's brain is quite useful, but Li Zhiyan spread her hands and said: I'm just providing you with information, you can only figure out what to do, remember! This is a slum area
The Green Church is a very remote small church, so you must seize the opportunity!
Well! You go in first and I'll think of a solution.
Chen Guangda directly took out a card worth several thousand dollars from his pocket and handed it to her. Li Zhiyan immediately kissed him happily on the cheek and ran into the box with the card. However, Chen Guangda was worried about how to sneak in.
When he was in the cathedral, his eyes suddenly lit up.
Ting Yu! Why are you avoiding me?
Colleen didn't know when she stood in the card bag. She probably sent someone to inquire about Li Tingyu's whereabouts a long time ago, otherwise it would be impossible to find Li Tingyu so accurately. However, Li Tingyu said expressionlessly: Jin Maolin
!I think I made it very clear to you. The game is over. Can you please stop pestering me?
No! We agreed to be soul mates. How can you change things just as you say? I have completely fallen in love with you.
Colleen's tears flowed down as she spoke. Wang Dafu, who was cracking peanuts, was stunned. However, Chen Guangda rushed over and hurriedly held down Li Tingyu who was about to get angry and said with a smile: "You can't wear it."
You fall out when you put on your pants. I think people like you should go to church to pray and confess the sins in your heart!
church?
Li Tingyu looked at him with a confused face, but when he saw him blinking his eyes in a very wretched manner, he could only say to Colleen depressedly: I'll give you a chance to tell you how you love me, but I hate women pestering me the most.
Me, if you stay slimy, don’t even think about seeing me again!
Colleen immediately shouted in surprise: Great! I knew you wouldn't abandon me!