Eight hundred and forty-eighth chapter lonely man and two women
"Wow! It smells so good and comfortable..."
Colleen got out of the car contentedly, her long wet hair hanging casually on her shoulders. But after Li Tingyu closed the car door behind her, Colleen sat on the edge of the bed and hesitated: "Should the three of us sleep together?"
What if he wakes up later?"
"Wake up, wake up, are you still afraid that he will rape you..."
Li Tingyu climbed onto the bed nonchalantly and lay down next to Chen Guangda. Then he poked his nose with a smile and said, "Since you have worked so hard for us, I will let you enjoy the warmth of both hands tonight."
The bed service is provided by Xihebi. Whether you can wake up or not depends on your ability!"
"Ha~ It's useless even if he wakes up. He definitely doesn't have the strength to molest us..."
When Colleen saw that Chen Guangda's face was still very pale, she took off her shoes and climbed to Chen Guangda's side with confidence, but Li Tingyu said with a bad smile: "He saved you more than once or twice, you don't plan to repay
Would you like to meet him? He hasn’t touched a woman in more than two months. It’s your responsibility to help him with his physical needs!”
"n! I have already repaid him. Isn't it enough to block a shot for him..."
Colleen glared at her with shame and anger, but then she narrowed her eyes and asked: "Are you bisexual? Why do I feel that you like him a little bit? Your relationship with him is definitely not a simple friendship. I
It even feels like he likes you a little bit, what is the relationship between you two?"
"Brother! Do you understand, pure brother..."
Li Tingyu rolled his eyes at her, turned around, turned off the camping lantern and lay down. The car immediately fell into darkness, but after a while Li Tingyu said quietly: "I have never liked a man, I don't know what that means.
What kind of feeling is it, but it should be regarded as heartbeat, he has made my heart beat many, many times!"
"Then why don't you confess..."
Colleen Ma on the other side became suspicious, but Li Tingyu smiled bitterly, thinking that Chen Guangda could not understand English, so he said: "I am a beautiful woman, why should I confess to him, and... I am afraid of confessing to him.
Our relationship will change in the future and we will no longer be able to talk as freely as before. I think he thinks so too!"
"You are afraid that you will lose a good friend at the same time as you have a lover, right? It's a pity that I have never had a good friend that I can be close to. I really envy you..."
Colleen sighed sadly, but suddenly she noticed that Li Tingyu stood up gently. She immediately took a closer look under the weak moonlight and saw that Li Tingyu kissed Chen Guangda's lips very affectionately.
caressing his face.
"It turns out you really love him. I thought there was a possibility between us..."
Colleen gave a helpless smile, but after Li Tingyu fell back, she said: "We wouldn't be able to do it without him. You are not the kind of woman who can walk into my heart. You'd better find a new wife as soon as possible."
Go ahead, don’t waste your time on me!"
"Woo~"
Colleen suddenly started crying in a low voice. Li Tingyu thought his words had hurt her, but unexpectedly Colleen said in pain: "I also want someone who can walk into my heart, but no one has ever truly understood me."
But now that my father is dead and my uncle is no longer here, I really feel so alone!"
"Oh~ cry! It will feel better if you cry..."
Li Tingyu lay on Chen Guangda's body and patted her gently. Colleen was probably very upset now. Although her uncle Matt was not a good person, he was not as heinous as they thought. It was all because of Wood.
The old bastard took a big blame.
"I really miss my father. He is the only one who truly loves me in this life..."
Colleen cried and curled up, and instinctively shrank into Chen Guangda's arms. Who knew that Li Tingyu was also touched and sad, and huddled beside Chen Guangda and cried, but Chen Guangda was such a bad guy.
In fact, he woke up early, but his exhausted body was extremely tired, and he didn't have the strength to do anything even though he was pregnant with Shuangmei.
The two women stopped crying at some point and curled up in his arms like two cats. Chen Guangda also gradually fell asleep, but in a daze, he only felt someone hugging him tightly, as if desperately thinking
As if she was seeking comfort in his arms, a pair of salty lips also closed up, and she kissed him tremblingly.
…
"Take, take, take..."
A dull knocking sound suddenly woke up Chen Guangda. He tried to open his heavy eyes and looked outside, only to find a corpse bird pecking at the car window. The sky outside was already bright, and the sun seemed to be too bright.
It was already late in the afternoon, but a squirming sensation came from around him, which startled him.
"I'll go..."
Chen Guangda saw Jin Maolin lying in his arms. The two of them were covered with a thin blanket. However, Jin Maolin's bare back was obviously unclothed, and Jin Maolin was also in a daze at this time.
When he woke up, he first pulled out his little face from his messy blond hair, and then he met Chen Guangda's eyes and was startled.
"yu..."
Jin Maolin covered her chest, and quickly opened the quilt and looked down. Suddenly she found that only one button of her jeans had been undone, and Chen Guangda's pants were also neatly worn.
She breathed a sigh of relief, but her pretty face still couldn't help but blush fiercely.
Chen Guangda's mouth was actually covered with her orange lipstick, and her breasts were resting on Chen Guangda's neck. This showed that the erotic dream she had last night was real. It seemed that she took the initiative to show him to the door, so she immediately
He looked at Li Tingyu behind Chen Guangda like a thief. Li Tingyu was sleeping soundly with his back to them, seemingly unaware of anything.
"Uh~ I don't know what happened, but this is my first time kissing a man. I think I must have been confused..."
Colleen shrugged at Chen Guangda with a slight embarrassment, but with the openness and generosity unique to foreign girls, and Chen Guangda just barely understood what she was saying, nodded and said in broken English:
"I'm honored to have your first night, that... this is our little secret!"
"It's the first kiss, not the first night. Your talent is really bad..."
Colleen rolled her eyes dumbfounded, pulled her chest and sat up, but then turned back and whispered to him: "I know you may not understand, but I still want to say, in your arms
It’s really comfortable to sleep, just like sleeping in my father’s arms when I was a child, thank you!”
"You're welcome! You can come to me anytime if you want to kiss next time..."
Chen Guangda smiled mischievously, and both of them thought they understood each other's words. After Colleen turned her back to him and put on her clothes, Chen Guangda also climbed out of bed. After cleaning, he
I dug out some clean clothes in my suitcase to change into.
"Gentleman! Can you protect the beautiful lady and go to the convenience..."
Colleen pointed helplessly at the corpse bird outside the window. Chen Guangda immediately opened the window and grabbed the corpse bird, broke its neck and threw it out. Then he picked up the thick poisonous hook and pushed the door open and got out of the car.
, after observing the environment, he smiled evilly and said: "Have you ever tried to poop in someone's car? It's very enjoyable!"
"In the car? No, but I really want to try..."
Colleen actually hit it off with him, and the two immediately closed the car door and ran towards the car next to them. Chen Guangda directly smashed the window of a car, and Colleen followed suit and smashed the window of a Mercedes-Benz SUV.
For a moment, she cheered excitedly and said to Chen Guangda with great joy: "I want to be a dirty bad girl, ho ho~"
"Would you like a cigarette? It can enhance the earth's gravity..."
Chen Guangda got into the car and closed the door. He quickly took off his pants and took out a cigarette and lay it on the car window. Colleen didn't show any shyness at all. She shook her head at him and said, "I don't smoke.
But I’ve tried marijuana a few times in the United States, but it’s still illegal, so I’m not a good girl, am I?”
"I don't know what the hell you are talking about, but please feel free to release it..."
Chen Guangda winked and lit the cigarette, followed by a crackling fart sound. Colleen immediately looked at him in shock. Unexpectedly, she also immediately farted loudly, and the two of them raised their heads and laughed wildly at almost the same time.
Get up, and then laugh wildly like the mentally retarded children, whose farts are louder.
"Oh God! I'm actually squatting together with a man. Please kill me quickly..."
Colleen laughed so hard that tears almost came out. Although neither of them could understand what the other said, the two of them talked more and more passionately. Colleen not only hurled dirty words that she usually didn't dare to say, but also exposed her own embarrassing things without restraint.
Telling the other party almost exposed all the dark sides of myself.
"Oops! Did you bring any paper? Don't tell me you didn't bring it..."
Colleen's wild laughter stopped suddenly. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda cut open the seat cushion with a knife, pulled out the sponge inside and handed it to her. Colleen immediately slapped the car door and laughed: "Oh my god! I finally know what to listen to."
Why does Yu like you? You are such a shameless and funny guy, I swear! I have never laughed so happily. If I stay with you for a long time, I will definitely fall in love with you!"
"Who do you love? Are you two perverts? You are so excited to poop in someone else's car..."
Li Tingyu suddenly strode over from behind and glanced back and forth at the dirty men and women in the two cars. Colleen's pretty face immediately turned red, she quickly wiped her butt with a sponge and slipped out from the other side, but
But Chen Guangda opened the door and jumped down. He held up his pants and said with a smile, "Would you like to try it? It's very enjoyable!"
"Fuck you, I'm not that perverted..."
Li Tingyu glared at him angrily and walked directly into the grass with a roll of paper. Unexpectedly, Colleen came over and said: "I think her temper is a bit big. Will she?"
She found out about our kiss last night, wouldn’t she think I was trying to steal her man?”
"Brother, I don't understand what it means about men and women..."
Chen Guangda spread his hands with a confused look on his face. The translation earphones he brought had long been out of power. Colleen could only slap her forehead in depression and said: "What the hell! Your best English is not shit, right? I
I actually talked to you so much just now, but it was so enjoyable! Haha~"
"Little bitch! Why do you curse..."
Chen Guangda looked at her inexplicably, but Colleen made a face at him and ran into the RV quickly. Her back looked happier than ever before, but Chen Guangda curled his lips and said: "I have never seen this on the market.
, if I take you to poop in the Golden Palace, you won’t be so excited that you faint!”
Saying that! Chen Guangda instinctively looked at Li Tingyu in the grass, and then realized that the little girl's face seemed to be wrong. He immediately muttered subconsciously: "You must not let her know about the kiss, little hoof
She’s not very mean-spirited. She said she wanted me to sleep with Golden Retriever, but it was just a trick. Well! That must be the case!"
Chen Guangda muttered and walked back. Unexpectedly, Li Tingyu grabbed the weeds and cursed: "You bastards! You stinky and shameless men and women, if I hadn't pulled you in, they would have gotten into each other, what kind of homosexuality, what?"