Chen Guangda took a big step back in shock and inexplicable. He looked at several familiar and unfamiliar women in disbelief. Except for Ke Wen, Li Niannian and Liu Sha, he almost all the other three girls present.
They are almost unrecognizable, and can only vaguely find some traces of their past on their faces.
"Who do you think we are? Of course it's your wife. You just touched her and you asked..."
Xia Fei seemed to be shouting proudly, but even though the disguise of human skin on her face had been torn off, except for her eyes which were still big and bright, her whole face turned into a melon face, which was originally thin.
Her lips have also become much plumper, and even the shape of her eyebrows and the bridge of her nose have completely changed, as if she was a different person.
"How did you end up like this? You went to Korea for plastic surgery..."
Chen Guangda shouted anxiously. It was not just Xia Dayan who had changed. Yan Qing and Li Damei seemed to have opened their eyes. Their watery eyes almost caught up with the big-eyed girl, and the three of them
The woman's chin had been sharpened, and although she still looked beautiful, she looked like a monster in his eyes.
"Are you stupid? You just came back from South Korea. Why are we going to South Korea..."
Xia Dayan seemed to be very happy with her new look. She twisted up her waist and started posing. Li Damei also deliberately pushed out her breasts. Chen Guangda stared at it subconsciously and immediately shouted: "Put your breasts on."
Why is it so big? Don’t you think it’s a burden?”
"You bitch! I didn't make you so big because I wanted to make you happy, but you are biting Lu Dongbin..."
Li Damei angrily stepped forward and kicked him, but Chen Guangda shouted anxiously: "You were pretty enough before, and I liked you the way you were, but now you are acting like ghosts, three of you three
With a famous face on the Internet, you are deliberately trying to scare me to death, right?"
"Tch~ I didn't do plastic surgery for you, why are you so anxious..."
Yan Qing sat on the sofa with disdain, opened the red wine and poured herself half a glass, then shook the red wine glass and said lightly: "You are out there saving the world at best, but you are, at worst,
If you can't bear the loneliness and seek excitement outside all day long, the experiences you have experienced in the past few years will be worth your life, so we also want to enrich our lives!"
"Wives-in-law! What's going on? What do you want to do with this..."
Chen Guangda looked at the three women with tears in his eyes, but Ke Wen, the most stable one, sat down and said softly: "Before asking this question, you should first touch your conscience and ask, what do you think of them?
They are three generous girls who serve one husband together, but it would be better for you to just throw them away to Mining Town and ignore them. Are you looking for a mistress or looking for a wife?"
"Yeah! Sister Wen's words hit the nail on the head. A cultured person speaks with a good level..."
Xia Dayan gave a thumbs up happily, but Chen Guangda said inexplicably: "Of course I'm looking for a wife, but it's not like you don't know what I'm doing, I can't take you out to take risks, right?
, I’m not going out to enjoy the mountains and rivers!”
"Jacky Cheung once said that you can travel in the world with your wife, so why can't you take us there..."
Xia Dayan slammed the table and jumped up again. Yan Qing stared at him with a frosty face and said: "Don't forget who accompanied you to break out of Su Jing. Li Tingyu can't do much better than us, right?"
, but why didn't you take her with you all the way? Why can't you take us with you? Are you afraid that we will ruin your romantic affair?"
"Fart! When did I become romantically involved? I didn't find any girls when I went out this time. If you don't believe me, go ask Li Tingyu if I have found any girls..."
Chen Guang shouted angrily, but Li Damei suddenly shook out a piece of paper and read: "On the night of entering the scrapyard, Chen Guangda spent the night with two Korean ladies, and then spent the night with a domestic woman Li Zhiyan.
On the way to escape, he had sex with two foreign women one after another, and even forcibly kissed Li Tingyu in public. He tried to force sex with her but was rejected!"
"Nima!!!"
The hair on Chen Guangda's head stood up in an instant, his old face was livid with anger, and Li Tingyu's cunning and pretty face suddenly appeared in his mind, but Yan Qing sneered and said: "You still
What do you want to say, you have actually gone to the point of looking for a young lady, how horny are you?"
"You still have the nerve to be angry..."
Li Damei angrily slapped the paper on his chest, pointed at his nose and cursed: "Didn't we satisfy you? Didn't we collect your money? Didn't we give you the posture you wanted? Or are you still dissatisfied?"
Our tricks are not exciting enough, but you didn’t forget Fengliu on the way to escape. I think you don’t even care about us at all, right?"
"Tell me! What do you want to do..."
Chen Guangda squatted on the ground dejectedly, knowing that the quarrel could not be caused by the three of them. The three of them had six mouths, and even if it made sense, they couldn't explain it clearly. But Li Damei crossed his arms and sneered: "We don't want to
What are you doing? We just want to formally inform you that we are going to the Northwest!"
"Are you kidding me? You are going to the Northwest to seek death..."
Chen Guangda jumped up from the ground with a bang, and his old face turned pale with anxiety. Queen Ke said considerately: "Stop scaring him. His face is so pale with fright, just follow him."
Tell the truth, it’s what you have to say anyway!”
"Hmph~ I'll spare you this once, you big pervert..."
Xia Fei kicked him angrily, turned around and sat next to Yan Qing, but Yan Qing looked directly at Chen Guangda and said: "You must already know about Zhu Fei, don't ask us how we know, Northwest
In addition to Cong Xiaowei and the coffin bearers, we also deployed people over there that even you don’t know about, and we got the news on the day of Zhu Fei’s accident!”
"What does this have to do with your going to the Northwest..."
Chen Guangda looked at them in confusion, but Yan Qing followed up and said: "It seems that the information you got is not comprehensive enough. Do you know why Zhu Fei assassinated the Northwest King? Because the Northwest Army has two nuclear bombs in its hands.
One of them has already aimed at our mining town, so Zhu Fei was forced to take action to save us!"
"What? They are going to use a nuclear bomb to blow up Mining Town..."
Chen Guangda's eyes suddenly turned red with anger, while Yan Qing nodded and said: "You have already learned how crazy the Salvation Cult is. Just because you don't use nuclear bombs doesn't mean they don't know how to do it. They have been holding back just because they want to wait.
You come back and catch them all, so as soon as the news of your victory in South Korea came out, Zhu Fei had to take action!"
"Then how could Zhu Fei fail? Was he caught or injured and missing..."
Chen Guangda looked at her anxiously, but Yan Qing shook her head and said: "Not sure! We only know that Zhu Fei had assassinated the Northwest King a long time ago, but failed and was injured the first time. It is said that the Northwest King personally took action to kill him
He was injured, so Zhu Fei changed his appearance and lurked around him. It was not until recently that he took action again, but he still failed!"
"Could it be that the Northwest King is a mutant..."
Chen Guangda muttered suspiciously, but Yan Qing continued: "Whether he is a mutant or not, the nuclear bombs in his hands are a huge threat to us. Even if you come back with a few nuclear bombs this time,
There is no guarantee that they will go crazy, so now we only have two options, the first is to strike first!"
"No! We must not use nuclear bombs in our own country, otherwise we will be eternal sinners..."
Chen Guangda waved his hand without hesitation, but Yan Qing said without surprise: "I knew you would say that, so we only have the last option left, find the location where the nuclear bomb is stored and dismantle it manually, and then
Let’s start a full-scale war with the Northwest Army. If they don’t have nuclear weapons, we can go ahead and do it. We are now stronger than them!”
"Yes! This plan is feasible..."
Chen Guangda immediately nodded in agreement and said: "Our nuclear bombs are on two submarines. We can also take out one and put it on land. They can't find it even if they try to find it. Once the news gets out, they won't dare to do it again."
If we act rashly, we will have enough time to destroy their nuclear bombs!"
"There's something else I don't know if you've heard of..."
Yan Qing continued: "The Northwest Army not only created a large number of mutants, they also seem to have mastered a method of controlling mutant zombies. It is said that they can control hundreds of zombies at a time, and the spies we sent sacrificed many
, but they still haven’t figured out where their nuclear bombs were placed, and they are searching for Cong Xiaowei everywhere!”
"Listen to what you mean..."
Chen Guangda looked at them hesitantly, and Yan Qing said with a sneer: "We actually don't want to take this risk. Damei has almost no adventure experience, but who told us to risk you, a homeless wild dog?"
, if you promise us not to go to the northwest, we will live peacefully at home with you!"
"I……"
Chen Guangda opened his mouth but was speechless. These women knew him so well that they almost guessed what he was thinking. Yan Qing then smiled bitterly and said: "Don't worry about it, you'd better
Something happened to my brother in the northwest, and Xiaowei was forced to hide here and there again. Even if we tied you up at home, you would still escape through the window!"
"But you don't have to go out on adventures with me. Once the matter in the Northwest is resolved, I will definitely accompany you at home..."
Chen Guangda took an anxious step forward, but Yan Qing stood up and straightened his collar and said: "The Northwest is neither South Korea nor the Northeast. The enemies there are unprecedentedly powerful. Even Zhu Fei has been defeated one after another. You
This trip is definitely a narrow escape, so instead of staying at home and being scared, we might as well go out with you and have a chance to die together, right?"
"Of course not! Xia Dayan still has some ability to protect himself, you are just a dabbler, and Damei has no experience at all. How can we take care of you when you are gone..."
Chen Guangda shouted impatiently, but Xia Dayan jumped up and said arrogantly: "Who needs you to take care of me? Auntie, I have been relying on myself for so many years in the world, and we have already made arrangements. You and I
Your coffin bearers are all the way, and we are all the way with my Daxia gang. We don’t interfere with each other. Maybe you will have to rely on us when the time comes!"
"Alas~"
Chen Guangda sat down on the ground. Each of these three little girls was more stubborn than the other. Once the decision was made, not even a nine-headed cow could pull him back, let alone sell his reputation as a wild teddy.