"You have to raise so many wives, now you know the pain..."
Looking at Chen Guangda who was miserable, Jiang Shilin patted him sympathetically. She was the only one here who had no right to ask Chen Guangda to raise her, but Chen Guangda suddenly said in surprise: "That's right! Sanitary napkins are valuable now.
Give me all the sanitary napkins, just leave two for each person!"
"Go away! If you dare to take advantage of our sanitary napkins, I will really fall out with you..."
Xia Fei immediately glared at her fiercely. Yan Qing and other girls also looked fierce, but Chen Guangda was immediately dumbfounded. The most valuable they had was just two bars of soap and a few packs of cigarettes. As for their gold and silver jewelry
Even worse than soap, gold has long lost its former value.
"Don't even think about selling my cigarettes. If I don't have cigarettes, I can eat people..."
Chen Quan walked up directly and took away a few packs of cigarettes. Lao Wu also hurriedly took his cigarettes back, but Chen Guangda was even more difficult now. He scratched his head and said in pain: "Cigarettes can't be sold, and weapons can't be sold either.
, your sanitary napkins can't be sold, you can't really let me sell my butt!"
"It's good to sell your butt! I have no objection..."
Li Damei nodded very seriously, but Yan Qing touched his face directly and said with a lewd smile: "If you have a butt, sell your butt. If you don't have a butt, find him a rich woman. Anyway, he attracts bees all day long."
Die, instead of cheapening those little bastards, why not let him be a duck? He will definitely make a lot of money with his appearance!"
"I agree! His excellent body should not be wasted as a duck. If he can receive ten customers a day, we might still be able to make a fortune..."
Xia Fei also walked up and pinched Chen Guangda's buttocks, and kept commenting on him like a female prostitute. She didn't care about Chen Guangda's increasingly ugly face. Li Tingyu even said in surprise: "He's acting like a duck."
He must be the top one. Let’s quickly find a sign to hang around his neck. It says... Wild men come every five ounces, regardless of gender!"
"You are still not human, I am your man, and you actually let me be a duck..."
Chen Guangda pointed at a group of women tremblingly. He was so embarrassed and angry that he could hardly speak clearly, but Li Damei said nonchalantly: "It's not a good thing if I don't force you. If you don't want to be a duck, then hurry up."
Find a way to make money, we don’t require you to own a house or a car, as long as you have enough to eat and a place to live now!”
"Let me think about it first and then talk..."
Chen Guangda waved his hands very irritably, and subconsciously led everyone towards the street. At this time, the people who got up early to work had already come out, and it was very lively. Chen Guangda soon found out about a material exchange office.
After asking around, I found out that this place actually has its own currency, which is all food stamps printed on plastic sheets.
"It seems that Villain Mo has a lot of contacts with the outside world, otherwise these food stamps would not be machine-stamped..."
Chen Guangda took the thirty-five kilograms of food stamps he had redeemed and kept looking back and forth, but was directly punched by Xia Fei. Only then did he realize that the most important thing now was to make money. If he didn't have money, anything he said would be useless.
, he died here first before he saw the King of Living Corpses.
"I'll go! What the hell are these food stamps? They're not worth anything..."
As soon as Chen Guangda walked into a noodle shop, he was dumbfounded. A bowl of plain noodles actually cost two kilograms of food stamps. With his thirty-five kilograms of food stamps, it was enough for the nine of them to eat twice, but the noodle shop owner laughed.
He said: "A few of you are coming from other places. Very few of us use food stamps. These food stamps are not even worth half of their face value!"
"Damn! What a cheat..."
Chen Guangda sighed very depressedly and had to buy nine bowls of noodles at a high price. After sitting down, Yan Qing said: "Old Chen! You don't have any skills. Apart from being able to drive an excavator, you just do nothing. You can wait for me."
Go and ask if there is a coffin shop, or go back to your old profession, and let’s also go and ask if there is any work we can do!”
"I said that as a Southern Barbarian King, you must have some special skills. You couldn't have started your career by deception, right..."
Jiang Shilin looked at Chen Guangda very strangely, but Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and said: "You really think that I can't support you. When I first started my business, I was empty-handed. I will find you a house to live in later.
You don’t have to worry about making money, just be a concubine at home!”
"Pissing! I love a pure man like you to death, so we'll be waiting for your good news..."
Li Damei winked tenderly, and Xia Fei simply gave her a sweet kiss. She kept pouring the liquid into Chen Guangda's place, but Chen Guangda felt so miserable that he couldn't express it. The poor people in this place were almost dying.
The population is only 10,000 or 20,000. Even if there is a coffin shop, I'm afraid they won't be able to recruit people. To put it bluntly, you can't afford to die in this damn place.
After eating the noodles, Chen Guangda asked someone to find out where there was a house for rent, but after asking, he found out that the houses here actually belonged to the "proprietress"'s private property. If he wanted to rent a house, he had to go to the street office, so Chen Guangda had to take it with him.
Everyone went to the street office again.
"Hey! Look, we're recruiting an escort..."
Xia Fei suddenly pulled Chen Guangda in surprise. She looked in front of a large courtyard. Not only were there several carriages pulling goods, but there was also a large wooden board with the words "Recruiting Escorts" erected at the door, waiting for everyone to look up again.
At first glance, there was indeed a gold-lettered signboard hanging on the porch of the compound, with the four characters "White Tiger Escort Agency" written on it.
"Quanzai! Put on your contact lenses quickly..."
Chen Guangda gently poked Chen Quan's arm. What Chen Quan hated most was wearing contact lenses. Not to mention the discomfort, he was still effeminate. But now he had no choice but to take off his sunglasses and put on contact lenses, otherwise he would be discovered by others.
Being a mutant will definitely cause a lot of unnecessary trouble.
After Chen Quan put on his contact lenses, Chen Guangda hurriedly walked over. The Escort Bureau had disappeared for almost a hundred years. Unexpectedly, it became popular again in this evil desert. However, when they walked in, they found that it was inside
It was already crowded with applicants, and they were carrying all kinds of swords, guns, clubs, axes and hooks. At first glance, they thought they were in a theater troupe.
"Listen up! We are recruiting bodyguards, bodyguards, not monkey tricks..."
The table was suddenly slapped hard, and a little girl stood up behind the recruitment desk angrily. She was wearing a black outfit with arrow sleeves, just like a female ninja, but someone immediately said unconvinced: "Escort Master"
Aren’t you just for killing people? If you have the skills, let your bodyguards come out and practice with us to see who is the monkey tricker!”
"You want to practice, right? You two can go together..."
A majestic strong man suddenly stood up from behind the table. He was nearly two meters tall and was born with a terrible sense of oppression. The guy who just yelled was startled at first, but he immediately raised his brass knife and shouted
Said: "Isn't he just a big stupid guy? Do it!"
"Dong~"
The strong man suddenly grabbed a broad brass knife. It was not as heavy as a hundred kilograms, but he swung it forward as light as a feather, and it actually flew away from the hands of the two guys.
Knife, while the two guys were in shock, he slapped them with lightning speed and knocked them to the ground.
"Hmph~ Look at what you can do. You think you can kill someone with a broken knife, right? You are not worthy of carrying my shoes..."
The strong man kicked the two of them hard on the buttocks one by one, and the two immediately ran away in despair. This man should be the gold medal escort here. He was also wearing a black suit with arrow sleeves and embroidered on the chest.
There is a golden "tiger" character on her face, which is exactly the same as the girl who just slapped the table, while the others are either green or silver.
"If any of you can beat me, I will make an exception and allow you to be admitted..."
But he walked up and said, "If you win, you can become a bodyguard, right? How much does a bodyguard cost per month?"
"Haha~ If you can beat me, the conditions are up to you..."
The strong man raised his head and laughed loudly. Chen Quan didn't look very intimidating. He was a bit thin for a medium-height man. Even Chen Guangda had better looks than him. Several escorts next to him immediately laughed and said:
"Don't overestimate your capabilities, that's our bodyguard, I'll beat you ten times..."
"Dong~"
Before the few people finished speaking, Chen Quan suddenly moved. They only heard a muffled sound, and the majestic escort head flew out directly, smashing the door behind him with a bang, while Chen Quan
He slowly pulled out the broad knife he had stuck on the ground and said calmly: "I should be the head escort now, right?"
"you……"
Everyone looked at him dumbfounded. Chen Quan not only kicked the strong man away, but also picked up a broad brass knife weighing hundreds of kilograms with one hand. However, the female escort came back to her senses and said: "No.
! Even if you win, he is still only a first-class escort. The escort leaders are all old men from our escort agency. They must be appointed by our chief escort commander!"
"Damn it! How dare you sneak attack me, do it again..."
The strong man who was kicked flew up angrily and rushed towards Chen Quan with a roar. Unexpectedly, Chen Quan suddenly threw the knife towards him. Just when the strong man subconsciously reached out to catch it, Chen Quan suddenly
He kicked the ground and kicked him back hard again.
"Hmph~ He has brute strength and has the nerve to be the head escort..."
Chen Quan stood there with great disdain. It was only then that everyone realized that he had not moved at all. Unexpectedly, the strong man jumped up in anger, picked up the brass sword and wanted to fight Chen Quan, but the female escort leader
But he quickly hugged him and shouted: "Old Shao! We are recruiting, not escorts, please calm down first!"
"You boy, just wait for me..."
The strong man yelled angrily again, and rushed into the room in great anger, while the young female escort stayed for a while before stammering: "Please...please come here to register first, and give your
After your experience has explained it to us clearly, if there is no problem, you will be our first-class escort!"
"First tell me how much it will cost per month. I won't do it if the money is less..."
Chen Quan looked at her very arrogantly, with no expression on his face, while the female escort hurriedly said: "Don't worry! Our treatment is very generous. Even if we don't have any work, we still have a basic salary of fifty kilograms of rice and noodles. If we have work,
If you do, you’ll get a commission based on the value of the goods. Basically, it won’t be less than 300 kilograms a month!”
"I also want to sign up. Call your bodyguard leader out quickly. I'll beat him up first and let you see..."
Chen Guangda immediately ran over with a grimace on his face, and the female bodyguard immediately looked at him dumbfounded. Unexpectedly, even Lao Wu walked over expressionlessly, looked at her and said, "Do you have anyone more powerful?
Just call him out and let me beat him up, and just double my basic salary!"
"Are you hiring a female escort? I can beat up that stupid guy..."
"Hmph~ You are deliberately looking for trouble, right? Call me the deputy chief escort..."