ps: wqnm, I shouldn’t be in the author group. The uniform subscription of this group of people made me want to kill myself with a knife. I was so scared that I quickly watched two episodes of the variety show to regain my consciousness.
The days passed by casually, and the song festival that had lasted for half a month was finally about to begin.
During this period, Lin Chengxun took a lot of time to practice the songs and dances of "Cold Noodles" with Sika. Just by practicing, the direction of exertion would easily go astray, and the final development direction gradually moved closer to the 404 content.
Fortunately, Lin Chengxun is also a person who has released records, and he considers his singing skills and level to be no worse than Taeyeon. During the follow-up recording with Sika, the recording progress was so fast that Liu Jaesuk and others agreed that they used the method when they came to inquire about the enemy.
"Cold Noodles" was just a fake shot, and the real song was hidden by Lin Chengxun.
On this day, the weather was gray and the sun could not be seen, but the moisture in the air seemed to have been drained. It was dry and hot, making people breathless. A simple stage was set up on Olympic Avenue, with no lights and dry ice.
The special effects are not much better than the playground stages of primary and secondary schools, and this is the stage of this song festival.
Lin Sung-hoon was lying in Girls' Generation's nanny car, looking up at Sika applying makeup on herself.
She looked at Lin Chengxun with a smile, her long eyelashes were trembling, her eyes were full of smiles, her delicate nose and red lips exuded a teasing look.
Through Sika's eyes, Lin Chengxun saw that he was wearing long eyeliner. He had never liked makeup, especially this kind of seductive one. The trend at this time was not that cute girls with three legs were popular.
, and Lim Sung-hoon is not an artist either.
It's just that Sika likes it, so let her go. Lin Chengxun only found out yesterday that Sika and Han Jiaren had met alone.
"Why are you in a daze?" Sika saw that Lin Chengxun had no reaction and no one responded. Naturally, she was a little uninterested. She hugged Lin Chengxun's neck and rested her chin on his head, and they were in a daze.
"I want to know what you usually do." Lin Chengxun smiled and grabbed Sika's waist.
The two played around for a while. Outside the nanny's car, a member of the "Infinite Challenge" program crew knocked on the door and informed them that they were about to rehearse. Lin Chengxun let go of Sika and let her touch up her makeup.
After getting off the nanny car, the filming officially started. Lin Chengxun took Sika outside other people's tents to scout out the enemy situation. Lin Chengxun was full of confidence, but Sika was a little unconfident, especially after hearing about Yoo Jae Suk and the Tiger couple.
"Let's Dance" and "Senorita" between Junjin and Lee Jung-hyun, she always felt that "Cold Noodle" between herself and Lim Sung-hoon was a bit childish.
But all the unconfidence disappeared after listening to Lu Hongzhe's group's "Heatstroke Seagull or Summer". There should be no objection to the crazy kid's song being noisy.
On the other hand, Zheng Junhe's partner, the after-school group, almost took away the entire group after being hooked by Lin Chengxun. Zheng Junhe jumped up and down anxiously, wishing he could have a duel with Lin Chengxun face to face. Fortunately, Sika pulled Lin Chengxun away in time.
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Afterwards, all the members finished their rehearsal and gathered on the stage. "Infinite Challenge" MC Yoo Jae-seok began to introduce the audience and judges. Lin Sung-hoon summed it up by saying that the word "handong" is enough to describe it. Looking at the audience, they are all people passing by to watch the fun.
The judges are Yeom Jung-in (aerobics special coach), Park Ji-eun, Song Hyung-seok, and Shin Dong-hun (crazy kid talent show special winner). They all look weird, and Lin Sung-hun even regrets coming to this unlimited song festival.
At the end of the introduction, Yoo Jae Suk revealed a surprising situation, "The grand prize winner will get the right to star in Music Center."
The contestants were very excited to be able to appear in a singing competition show. Many of them belong to the underground music circle and mostly perform commercial performances on weekdays. They basically do not go to singing singing shows in the true sense.
Seeing that the desire to win in the hearts of the contestants was ignited, Yoo Jae Suk struck while the iron was hot and started to heat up the atmosphere. He looked at the few spectators in the audience and gave full play to his national host rhetoric.
"Ah, there are a lot of spectators here today. At first glance, the sea of people is much better than two years ago."
"Brother Shi, let's start quickly. If you continue talking, the two brothers will run away due to the huge crowd." Lin Chengxun complained helplessly. He was wearing navy blue short-sleeved beach shorts and sweat could not stop flowing.
Not to mention others, this brother is still showing off his skills.
Yoo Jae Suk laughed dryly and continued to host: "...I announce that the hot summer Olympic Avenue Duet Song Festival will now officially begin."
Back and forth, the song festival, which took more than half a month to prepare, finally ushered in the final performance stage.
Through a lottery, the "Uncomfortable People" group composed of Ji and Yoon Do-hyun yb made their debut, and the song was the very shameless "I'm Handsome".
But it's a pity that the person is not handsome, and the singing stage is not handsome either. Ji couldn't raise the tune even if he sang until he blushed and his neck was thick. The result was that when Yoon Do Hyun YB was interviewed by Yoo Jae Suk after the performance, he said with a dark face that the performance was very harmonious.
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Harmony? What does it mean? It’s roughly like when Lim Sung-hoon praised Yoona for not being able to find adjectives, he would describe her as a cute little fairy.
This also caused the judges to give the "Uncomfortable People" group a very low score. Shin Dong-hoon's weird look almost caused rock musician Yoon Do-hyun to take off his guitar and cause a scene. Fortunately, Yoo Jae-suk stepped in in time and allowed Shin Dong-hoon to say zero.
The reason is: There are only men in the group "Uncomfortable People".
Yin Daoxian reluctantly accepted this reason, but when he and Ji came off the field, he happened to bump into Lu Hongzhe who was about to come on. Lu Hongzhe was laughing in his heart at this time, but he remained calm on the surface. He patted Yin Daoxian on the shoulder and said: "
Let’s face the reality, Infinite Challenge is this place.”
When Yin Daoxian and Ji walked in, Lin Chengxun immediately patted Sika on the shoulder and said: "Brother Daoxian, Sika said you were really handsome when you took off the guitar and wanted to do it, but when Brother Zaishi persuaded you to come down,
,well..."
Lin Chengxun's silent sigh was even more extreme than direct sarcasm. It made Yin Daoxian unable to take a breath and said fiercely on the spot: "Yeah, let me see how you perform when you sing later."
"Brother Dohyun, I will pay attention later. After all, the purpose of the "Infinite Challenge" music festival is never to compete for the top spot."
Hearing Lin Chengxun's words, everyone turned around with doubts on their faces. What else can be said about friendship first and competition second in a variety show featuring unlimited egoism?
"The first place is not honorable, but the last place is very embarrassing." Lin Chengxun said with the corner of his mouth raised. No matter where he is, there is still some comfort. There are people worse than himself, but the last place is embarrassing.
, "Infinite Challenge" has always been miserable, there is no better one.
Yin Daoxian reacted immediately and listened to "Heatstroke Seagull" by crazy boy Lu Hongzhe. A gloating smile gradually appeared on his face. It turned out that Lu Hongzhe's combination "Stone Brain" scored higher than him.
Next, Zheng Junha appeared, and his singing skills were as good as ever. Lin Chengxun remembered the long legs of the school group. They were worthy of being called a model group. If these long legs that pierced your heart could be wrapped around him,
waist, that is excellent.
In the following time, after Jung Hyung Don's group "Three Pork Noodles" performed, it was the turn of Yoo Jae Suk and Yoon Rae Mi's couple to perform, where Lim Sung Hoon made a guest appearance as host.
"Dear audience friends, hello everyone, this song festival has gone so far without everyone's persistence in this hot weather. I know that the performances of the first few groups have made everyone feel upset in their stomachs, but please take a moment.
Wait, because the next show will be a collaboration between the national MC and the top black pop singer Yoon Laimi. Please remember the name of their group, Future Lige, because you may have nausea, vomiting or even convulsions because of this group.
adverse reactions, but”
"Please don't panic or leave. It's always darkest before dawn. Please..."
"Ah, what did you say?" Yoo Jae Suk finally couldn't help but rushed to the stage and snatched Lim Sung Hoon's host microphone.
The two fought for a while, and Liu Zaishi finally made Lin Chengxun promise to host it well.
"Next show, national couple Yoo Jae-seok and Yoon Rae-mi, everyone is welcome." Lin Chengxun yawned and raised his head as if to see if it was going to rain. His lazy look made Yoo Jae-seok's teeth itch with hatred.
Yoo Jae Suk's performance started on the stage, and everyone waiting in the tent was silent. They wanted to pull an antenna out of their ears. Everyone was very wary of this group.
Sure enough, a very rhythmic melody sounded, and as soon as Yin Weiwei's rap came out, the Olympic Avenue seemed to be swept by a storm, and everyone moved their bodies according to the rhythm.
The same is true for Lin Chengxun. Although he is not very good at rap and has no preparation to enter the black bubble circle, music is a common language that everyone can understand. Everyone starts to twist their bodies and don't worry about their own dancing.
Anyway, following the rhythm, even the audience rushed up and surrounded Yoon Laimi and Yoo Jae Suk, and everyone sweated wantonly to the music.
It wasn't until the music ended that Lin Chengxun realized that his stage hadn't started yet. Why did the audience look so exhausted and ready to leave? How could this be so?
Regardless of Yoo Jae Suk taking over as host, Lim Sung Hoon stepped onto the stage with a few big steps, grabbed the microphone and looked around at the audience below the stage, coughed twice and said, "Are you happy, everyone?"
"happy!"
"Are you excited?"
"Excited!"
"So do you want to get high?"
This time, the answers at the bottom of the stage were not so uniform. They were sparse and feeble responses that made Yoo Jae-seok burst into laughter.
Lin Chengxun was not discouraged. He motioned with his eyes to Sika to block the way of Yoo Jae Suk on the stage. Then he pointed at a man in the audience and said, "Han Jiaren's autographed photo, tell me now, can you get high?"
"Yes!" The heartbreaking cry shocked Lin Chengxun.
The next thing is simple. Lin Sung-hoon starts to show off his connections without any grace. The man is Han Ga-in, Kim Tae-hee, Song Hye-kyo, etc., all have autographed photos. The woman is even simpler, Da Bang Group, Driver Group, Won Bin, So Ji-sub.
,Kong Liu...
I just want to ask you whether you are high or not?
Anyway, Yoo Jae Suk was already high. He was blocked by Sika and he was too embarrassed to push Sika (I can give a thumbs up to the master here. In several episodes of "Running Man", he had to carry female guests on his back. He was always a gentleman, with his hands hanging down on his own.
Legs), so I had to find Kim Tae-ho.
But Kim Tae-ho expressed his praise for Lim Sung-hoon's behavior.
Now, Lin Chengxun first bribed the audience and judges, and with a heart of being appointed by the emperor, he and Sika stepped onto the stage. Both of them were wearing sailor uniforms, but Lin Chengxun forgot about it and forcibly wore the sailor uniform into water.
The military commander uniform, when he was stern and unsmiling, actually brought cold pressure to the audience.
But Sika didn't feel any pain. Her presence diluted Lin Chengxun's slightly strong temperament to a great extent. Her elegant and simple sailor uniform perfectly highlighted her youthful and beautiful temperament, especially her slender legs.
It exudes fatal attraction all the time.
This made Lin Chengxun silently decide to let Sika wear this outfit to Ping An Restaurant at night. With a pure and slightly seductive character, he must let Sika break her waist on him tonight.
With a burst of anticipation, the melody of "Cold Noodles" sounded, and within a moment, it entered the lyrics.
"It's so cold, it's so chilling, the cold noodles that make your teeth shine, cold noodles, cold noodles..." (This lyrics is really copied and I'm embarrassed myself, mmp, what song festival should I choose?
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"Well, Lin Chengxun sang well, the harmony was perfect, and it made Sika's voice almost perfect. It's a super god-level assistant."
From the beginning, Lin Chengxun acted very conscientiously. Every point and every beat was picked up accurately, and there was no mistake in the dance. The heart-shaped match with Sika also made the two of them appear on the Internet later.
cp fans.
The audience may only be able to see Sika, who is like an elf under the moon, on the stage, but Yun Laimi and his wife and others can hear that Lin Chengxun's singing skills are not low.
This perfect cooperation lasted until the end of the performance. Even Sika herself was surprised by Lin Chengxun's performance. During daily practice, Lin Chengxun's performance could only be regarded as mediocre. Even Taeyeon, who had watched them practice several times,
It is said that there is a reason why Lim Sung-hoon's mini album has not sold more than 1,000 copies; and because of Sika's own schedule, the two of them have very few practices, and unspeakable things often happen in the middle of practice.
The performance is over and the comments begin.
"The costumes and performance atmosphere are full of the flavor of summer. Director Lim Sung-hoon's singing skills surprised me. I thought I should go back and check online to see if there are any other albums directed by Lim Sung-hoon. As for Jessica, I can only say that she is worthy of it.
Girls' Generation! So your score is"
"Won Bin!" Lim Sung Hoon said suddenly, and then Yoo Jae Suk saw judge Park Ji Eun pick up a pen to change the score.
"Ah, how could you do this? Fair, fair, what we want is fairness!"
"Jang Dong Gun!"
Park Ji-eun changed the score again.
After a while of fussing, Lu Hongzhe couldn't bear it anymore and stepped forward and forcibly turned the scoreboard over. It read "10" full score, and there were no traces of alteration. It can be seen that Park Ji-eun was actually cooperating with Lim Sung-hoon's variety show effect.
The next judge, Shin Dong-hoon, was interesting. He looked directly at Lin Sung-hoon and said: "Girls' Generation, Han Ga-in, Kim Tae-hee, Lee Hyori..."
Lin Chengxun grinned, and he immediately started to bid. However, Lu Hongzhe stepped forward and turned over his scoreboard. It actually showed zero points. With this score, Shen Dongxun actually made demands on Sika.
As a result, Sika raised her eyebrows and with a "hing" sound, Shin Dongxun stood directly on the table and started dancing wildly.
At this point, after more than two hours of performances, all the performances of this Infinite Challenge Music Festival have ended, and the performers came to the stage again to wait for the announcement of the rankings.
"Before the scoring results come out, let's interview all the contestants first. I would like to ask the after-school team, which team do you think is a strong contender for the gold medal?"
Park Jiaxi finally said on the microphone: "I think Oppa Jae Suk and Oppa Sung Hoon are stronger."
Yoo Jae-seok immediately smiled and high-fived the girls in the school group.
Lin Chengxun also took the microphone and said happily: "Girls are very good at talking. I am optimistic about you. Your road will be broadened."
Upon hearing what Lin Chengxun said, Big Fatty and Lu Hongzhe both stood up and shouted that they were also very strong. However, their shouting voices became weaker and weaker under the disdainful looks of the people around them. Lin Chengxun believed that there would be a bunch of skulls in the future.
At this time, Yoo Jae Suk ran to Lim Sung Hoon and started the interview, "I would like to ask Lim Sung Hoon xi, who do you think will win the grand prize in the end? Is it the combination of you and Sika or the combination of me and Yoon Laimi?"
"Brother Shi," Lin Chengxun patted Yoo Jae Suk on the shoulder, "One day when you wake up from your dream, just pursue the silver medal. The gold medal and the grand prize are already in Sika and I's pockets."
"So arrogant? Can one group win two awards at the Song Festival?"
"There is no way, my strength does not allow me to keep a low profile." Im Sung-hoon's famous words at the Yonsei University football exhibition game directly made everyone laugh.
The interview is roughly over and the results are finally out.
The first announcement was the Bronze Award, which was announced by Shen Dongxun. He looked at everyone with bulging eyes, especially Lu Hongzhe. Shen Dongxun seemed to be telling Lu Hongzhe with his eyes, yes, you are the winner of the Bronze Award.
Regarding this result, Yoon Do-hyun said that he could not accept it at all, but Lu Hongzhe said that one of the judges was one of his own, and he was so arrogant.
Then there is the silver medal, and the winner is Zheng Hengdun’s three-person pork noodles. Zheng Hengdun’s face was full of dissatisfaction, and his eyes were almost narrowed into thin slits.
Next, it was time to come to the gold medal, where the prize was a Jeju Island travel accommodation voucher. The presenter was Park Ji-eun. She didn’t delay too much. After reading it, she said with a smile: “The gold medal winner is the future liger of Yoo Jae-seok and Yoon Rae-mi.
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Hearing this, Yoo Jae Suk smiled so hard that he almost couldn't see. He turned around and patted Lin Chengxun on the shoulder without any hesitation, "Ah, Chengxun, my brother, it seems that your strength needs to be kept low-key."
Lin Chengxun's face was full of "Why can you, the second place, mock the first place"? Now that the rankings of the best performers have been announced, who will be awarded the remaining Grand Prize to Lin Chengxun?
And the winners of the Grand Prize were indeed Lim Sung Hoon and Sika. After the singing festival ended, everyone was in a congratulatory atmosphere. Only Zheng Junha looked unhappy. He had joined the after-school group, so why did he come in last?
Worse than Gee?
However, he didn't hesitate for long, because Liu Zaishi suggested that everyone go to have a dinner together. There was another person who had the dinner with them, that is, he had participated in the road sacrifice of the late emperor of the peninsula court some time ago, and as a result, he was criticized by the current court for being petty.
The one who held a grudge and lost all his jobs was Jin Jidong.
Lim Sung-hoon and Kim Je-dong had a brief exchange. After he refused the Blue House dinner at the beginning of the year, he was introduced by Lee Hyori. Speaking of which, this person is also miserable. Others are careers, and love will always blossom in one of the two. Kim Je-dong
It's different. His career has been miserable because he was resented by the authorities; and as for love, or it can't be called love at all, he can at most be regarded as Song Yuner's licking dog, the kind that licks him until he has nothing left in the end.
Everyone in the peninsula knows that Kim Ji-dong likes Song Yoona very much. In almost all of his variety shows, he has revealed his soft spot for Song Yoona without any concealment. But on May 28, Kim Ji-dong’s goddess Song Yoona and
Xue Jingqiu held his wedding at Bangbeidong Church.
The word "miserable" was used by Kim Ji-dong over and over again at the dinner party, which made the organizer of the party, Yoo Jae-seok, very embarrassed. In the end, he had to apologize to the school group, Yoon Rae-mi and his wife, and others, and promised to invite them another day.
Let’s have a party together and forget about it today.
Naturally, Sika also left together, leaving only Lim Sung-hoon, Kim Tae-ho and Yoo Jae-seok to accompany Kim Ji-dong.
Lin Chengxun had two drinks with Jin Jidong, and Jin Jidong's information flashed in his mind. This man established his own grassroots image when he first became famous. He strongly agreed with the political views of the late emperor of the Peninsula. In fact, in the court last year, this person had just boarded the plane.
Before he was firmly established, he was known as the national MC along with Kang Ho Dong and Yoo Jae Suk. This shows that his hosting skills are not bad. Coupled with Lee Hyori's relationship, Lim Sung Hoon thought about whether he could be included in his own movie.
After the studio became a subsidiary of S Entertainment Company, variety show planning was indispensable. Instead of waiting for Kang Ho-dong in three years, why not test Kim Ji-dong? This is because the peninsula court authorities are a bit narrow-minded.
After the three people worked together to get Jin Jidong drunk, they started talking among themselves.
"I heard that Sung Hoon has suggestions for the vacant host of "Infinite Challenge"?" Kim Ji Dong had just fallen, and Kim Tae Ho couldn't wait to ask. He was a little anxious, because Lin Sung Hoon was only temporarily filling in for one episode, and Kim Tae Ho originally thought that the vacant position would be filled by Ji Dong.
to replace him, but he only learned from others today that MBC was planning to add another host, and Lin Chengxun had the right to recommend it.
"Yeah." Lin Chengxun nodded and said, "What do you two think of Li Shangmin?"
Li Sangmin!
Yoo Jae-seok and Kim Tae-ho were deep in thought. Lee Sang-min is a legend. He was worth over 100 million in his twenties. He formed the largest Golden Sun in the peninsula at the time. He was a powerful influencer. He was even invited to Jackie Chan's banquet to exchange cups.
, he also had banquets and entertainment with Leslie Cheung, but the prosperity did not last long. Soon he owed huge debts due to poor management, and his wife, who had been in love for ten years, informed him to the court, and the two parted ways. Later, Li Shangmin returned
He was detained for gambling, banned by the company, and eventually owed nearly 7 billion in personal debt.
What is admirable is that Lee Sang-min owed so much debt but did not declare bankruptcy. Instead, he would come back after two years and start paying off the debt. Even his creditors would buy him supplements. Such a person would replace Park Myung-soo as the star of "Infinite Challenge"
With a fixed host, the audience won’t be too repelled.
"Okay!" Jin Taihao hesitated for a long time and nodded.