The game of Irony War actually tests not the answerer as the defender, but the questioner as the attacker.
"Heroes" is a variety show, and the questions raised by the program guests need to have enough shocking points to attract the desire of the audience in front of the TV to watch. Especially the broadcast of this first episode is the top priority. This
This is also the reason why Li Hui mentioned the acting skills of Kim Tae Hee and Han Jiaren before. One of these two is now the most popular candidate for the Blue Dragon Award for Best Actress, and the other has stepped out of the circle of actors and begun to prepare to be a director. He has many talents.
With huge traffic and the endorsement of Lin Chengxun, Li Huicai was not afraid of being opposed by fans of these two people.
It's just that the next twelve female artists' sarcastic battle was a bit boring. All of these twelve people were restrained for various reasons, and most of the questions they asked were innocuous, and they were about work or clothing.
, makeup, skin, etc. are just trivial and innocuous black spots in the eyes of men.
However, Lin Chengxun was not impatient at all. These questions did not require his second-generation brain to run. He just sat and quietly watched the twelve ducks bickering. He was so quiet that when the plastic sisters started to bicker,
Especially the Peninsula entertainment industry, which does not hide its competition at all.
Even though these twelve female artists are smiling brightly now, they want to cross the long table in the middle to hold hands and say something intimate to each other. Isn't there a saying that women are dogs, and they will fall out when they say they fall out. (
And men are lickers. If you think you are not, it means that you have not met the one who makes you willingly stick out your tongue, even though the final result is nothing.)
Suddenly, Lin Chengxun felt his foot under the table being kicked. According to this angle and force, it should be Zhiyan who was sitting on his right side.
Lin Chengxun focused his attention on Jiyeon, who was wearing a plain short princess dress. She still looked like she was full of energy and energy. The quiet and elegant princess dress made her look youthful and invincible.
She has the feeling that even if you don't make her laugh, she will laugh like a cute girl next door. Like now, she and Xiao Jingshu really perfectly combine themselves with ten other girls.
Artists are distinguished.
The two of them really exude a different atmosphere from us. Even IU, who is of the same age as them, turns into a little yellow duck and chirps, while the little crystal among the two keeps a programmed smile.
The depth of her eyes gives people a sense of distance; as for Zhiyan, she is amazing, she can watch the excitement, and she also has a weird smile like a middle-aged uncle on her face from time to time. She is perfect with the three here.
two men merge into one.
Zhiyan didn't know Lin Chengxun's psychological activities. She only thought that this variety show "Heroes" was very interesting. It was like watching a funny movie. She was thinking in her heart that this might be the cross talk that Oppa said.
Lin Chengxun looked sideways and found that after Zhiyan kicked him, his attention was attracted by the ten-member cross talk group over there, and he had to give Zhiyan a kick under the table.
Only then did Zhiyan react, bared her teeth at Lin Chengxun, and motioned for him to look at Xiao Jingxing's hand.
Lin Chengxun looked in the direction, and without recalling it carefully, he realized that Xiao Jingshuang actually put on the big diamond ring he gave to Sika on his hand. As expected, women and Western dragons are similar creatures, and they both like diamonds to be so bright.
thing, even if the little crystal is discovered by Sika, the consequences will be disastrous.
Lin Chengxun didn't need to think too much to know that Xiao Shushuang had secretly taken the diamond ring.
Sika once said that wearing a diamond ring would have a bad influence on girlhood, so she kept the diamond ring at home. In her own words, it was too unsafe to leave it in the dormitory. Sooyoung, Yoona, Yuri,
When Pani and others looked at the diamond ring, their eyes turned red.
Little did we know that Sika was not safe at home.
Lin Chengxun shook his head. If Little Crystal loses this diamond ring, she may have to say goodbye to bicycles for the rest of her life.
On the other side, over time, the sisterhood of the ten plastic sisters gradually deteriorated, and the questions they asked gradually turned in the direction of quarreling.
That's right, the audience doesn't like to watch you show off your sisterhood. They, both men and women, like to watch best friends having sex, a show that makes people forget to eat, okay?
At this time, in the warehouse that was used as the filming location for the variety show, the rule of attacking in order in the Irony Contest had been abandoned invisibly, and the Buhong Team didn’t know what they said just now that touched the nerves there. Seo In Young’s temper
If you are angry, you will go to war directly.
"Quan Xiaoshengxi, your chest is filled with a lot of stuff, right?"
Nice!
Lin Chengxun secretly praised in his heart. You must know that when the secret girl group was not famous before, except for Han Shanhua, a member who caught the popularity express of "Invincible Youth", among the other members who received the most invitations to the show, they had a pair of big babies.
Jeon Hyosung, and as far as Lim Sung-hoon knows, they are all required by late-night variety shows banned in the 19th century.
Quan Xiaosheng can be said to be the king of rational use of fat. The title of "One Sheng, Two Honors and Three Min-kyung" is not in vain. During the recording of the program, Lin Chengxun noticed that many male staff members secretly glanced at her and made several grumbles in their throats. Even Li Huicai
This well-informed person in the entertainment circle of Peninsula, who is as humble as Lin Chengxun and has a lot of troubles and lust, was in a daze for several times.
Looking at Quan Xiaosheng, whose cheeks suddenly turned rosy, Lin Chengxun secretly thought in his heart, girl, show off your breasts... and use weapons.
"It's exactly what Inying Unnie said. But Unnie, I'm very surprised. Is there any height-stretching surgery on the peninsula now?"
As soon as Quan Xiaosheng's unyielding words fell, he heard several "puff" sounds that he couldn't hold back. This knife really hurt the heart. With Xu Inying taking off her high heels and being the same height as the fake Crown maknae,
The sense of déjà vu that comes to mind automatically is so picturesque that even before seeing Jiyeon, she couldn’t hold back her laughter even by biting her wrist.
The most important thing is that in the middle of the irony war game, Seo In-young had to admit that she had already undergone height stretching surgery for her height.
Shrimp and pork heart!
Lin Chengxun took his hand out of Zhiyan's mouth, took out his handkerchief in disgust and wiped the saliva on it, and continued to eat melon like a crowd.
The current scene is what he and the program team want to see. Because of the rule of irony, such a scene of confrontation can be broadcast openly on the TV station. The audience loves to see it, and the female artists can finally use it.
The game requirements in variety shows are used to cleanse oneself. As for whether some of the black spots they said in the show are true or false, that is a matter of opinion.
Anyway, Lin Chengxun can ensure that his commercial (variety) commercial (art) program will definitely cause a big topic on the Internet.
Next, the topic further deepened. Narsha took action and asked Tuna Sister Lu Shiyan that the woman who was with her husband outside the hotel last time was not her. Tuna Sister's face turned dark, and she opened her mouth in frustration and said, "Yes."
" Lin Chengxun estimated that if the camera hadn't been on, she would have taken action directly.
However, Lu Shiyan was not someone to be trifled with. She said backhandedly, "Narsha, you and Lin Chengxun must have had an abnormal relationship."
Narsha's eyelids twitched several times, and the incontinence incident appeared in her mind unconsciously. But after all, she is a proven older idol. She will say "yes" as soon as she opens her mouth, and even gave Lin Chengxun several flirtatious looks.
Eye.
At this time, the host needs to come out to control the scene. Don't expect women to be rational. Just seeing that Lu Shiyan and Xu Renying have begun to raise their eyebrows and akimbo like women in the market, with a sneer at the corners of their mouths, you know that the effect of the program will end here.
, it would be too much to continue.
Even for the sake of program effect, one should not go too far. Lin Chengxun still had this idea in his heart. The next step was to make the two teams reconcile, which was to start praising each other. Will the other party get rid of the grudge they had just felt? Lin Chengxun didn't know.
Anyway, after such a set of procedures, these twelve female artists should not be recording the show with fake plastic sisterly smiles on each other, right?
And through these two programs, Lin Chengxun observed that among the twelve people, Yoo In Na may be the one with the highest emotional intelligence. Even Lu Shiyan and Seo Inyoung at the top, and Ji Yeon at the bottom can play together. It is worthy of being a persistent music dream in yg
After so many years of delay, Yang Juhua could still promote her as an actress.
However, speaking of this, Yoo In Na is older than Lim Sung Hoon?
Next, the filming of the warehouse part was completed. Lin Chengxun told the program PD that when editing, be careful not to broadcast some excessive scenes and dialogues. Using silence and mosaic can bring unexpected gains.
A group of people set off, and a bus carried two team members to the next shooting location. Along the way, these artists seemed to be going to MT, and they felt extremely relaxed. Lin Chengxun was too lazy to work on the bus, because he was spending a lot of time in the warehouse.
It took too long, and it was already off-duty time on the peninsula.
"Oppa, are we really designing clothes?" Little Crystal asked this question that was on everyone's mind.
"Of course, during this program recording, I will provide the best needs for the protagonists at all costs."
"Omo, are we the masters?" iu giggled and held her face. At this time, the female artists in the car had already changed out of their dresses. At a glance, iu and Xiao Jingshu were really loyal to the m1 fashion brand.
Fans, the outfit from top to bottom is all M1 trendy brand stuff, even the boat socks you ordered are small gifts that come with M1.
"No, you are the price." Lin Chengxun said with a smile. Audiences who are familiar with this kind of reality show like to watch artists suffer. How could he let them go so easily? As long as he controls himself, he does not reach the point of "Two Days and One Night".
” has made Peninsula artists shun it like a snake and scorpion. The future of “Heroes” is very good, and it will not be cut in half without even having a second season.
"But will the clothes we designed really be put on the shelves in the flagship store? We expected summer clothes. With the speed of new trendy brands at m1, all the clothes we are processing now are already autumn clothes." Xiao Jingshu asked doubtfully, just like it if it doesn't matter.
She naturally knows the fast fashion concept of m1 fashion brand when she goes to the trendy brand store to visit her. Usually, employees in a company can't wait for the opportunity to wear matching clothes, so they usually take a break during their busy schedule. The main style in the m1 trendy brand flagship store is
It has been replaced. This speed of new products is also the reason why m1 fashion brand is popular in the peninsula.
"Actually, m1 fashion brand's main autumn clothing models have not yet been sent to overseas design centers. The styles you designed will naturally be on the shelves, but the inventory will not be too much." Lin Chengxun explained that due to the characteristics of human eyes, one year
How can the summer, which is the most suitable time to show off one’s body, pass by just using the main style a few times? Especially in the eyes of some fashionable women, the four seasons of the year are spring, spring, spring and winter.
During the conversation, the bus arrived at its destination. A place owned by the fashion brand m1 was discarded because the output could not keep up. Several new machines were added to it, just for the purpose of recording "Heroes".
"Oppa, it's time to eat."
As soon as she got out of the car, Jiyeon took the lead in shouting. She had been shooting from morning until now. Not to mention her, even Lin Chengxun was a little exhausted after the long shooting time.
"It's already time to eat." Lin Chengxun clapped his hands and said. The next words made the exhausted Zhiyan jump into his lap and hug him, "You can make enough food and clothing by yourself, do you want to know?"
As soon as Lin Chengxun said this, the faces of the fourteen people including Lu Hongzhe and Li Huicai all changed. Except for the eldest Lu Shiyan, the remaining few people had no time to cook. It would not work to start learning and cooking at the same time now.
She was so exhausted that Lu Shiyan was already sitting on a stone by the roadside, panting heavily.
The semi-sealed environment in the warehouse and the hot weather today are not something that can be overcome by persistence.
Lin Chengxun had a discussion with the program's PD, and had to give up this part of the plan, and let the rough guy from the program team help solve the meal problem.
Well, instant noodles, a big pot, the kind that stick together and make you lose your appetite. Sure enough, a rough man is a rough man.
Looking at this pot of noodles, Lin Chengxun thought for a while and said: "I remember that I had kimchi in the kitchen before, otherwise...".
He turned his head, and the corners of his eyes and mouth twitched at the same time, "Let's forget it."
"Why? Oppa go get it!" Zhiyan expressed serious dissatisfaction and spoke vaguely.
Lin Chengxun pointed at the noodles in her and Nicole's bowls, "It's not that I'm lazy, but I'm afraid that when I come back, the noodles will be gone."
...
After having a meal, the program team took a group of people in a circle on the grass in the factory. Lin Chengxun had observed Nicole more carefully before. She was a very interesting person. They all made exactly the same ramen. Lin Chengxun discovered that Nicole
But she actually divided the ramen into staple dishes and side dishes with a very childlike look. I heard that she was a religious believer and was very religious about food, but Lin Chengxun felt that there was no inevitable connection between the two.
After all...a certain little dinosaur is a Christian.
Zhiyan turned her head and saw Lin Chengxun looking at her. She couldn't help but smile proudly, grinned... burped, and then her whole body twitched slightly.
In the eyes of others, he looks absolutely stupid. His stupidity is second only to Yoona who has been drinking. Moreover, the problem is that Yoona seems to be planning to quit drinking now.
"This is the result of your insatiable greed." Lin Chengxun raised his eyebrows. He went to the factory kitchen before and brought some kimchi. There was still noodles, but there was not much left. The final result was Lin Chengxun.
Holding the bowl, she smiled and saw that Zhiyan was choking on her food. Even drinking a whole bottle of mineral water had no effect.
"Oppa, how was my performance today?" Little Crystal sat down next to Lin Chengxun and asked in a low voice without any discernment. Her little head bumped into Lin Chengxun's shoulder solemnly again and again.
Lin Chengxun shook his head and said in a very tactful manner that Xiao Jingshu's performance in today's variety show was completely worthy of the name Zheng Ermao. He completely regarded himself as an outsider. Before,
At this time, Xiao Jingshu had already put away Xika's big diamond ring. She had brought it with her before just because she thought how could the dress be paired with no jewelry, so she secretly took out the diamond ring that Xika kept in the bedroom at home and enjoyed it.
Bundle.
"I'll talk to you later. The recording of the program will start soon." Lin Chengxun pointed to the turned on camera over there.
"Do you want to record anything else today? The recording done in the warehouse is already enough." Lu Shiyan yawned. At this time, the sky began to darken and the night gradually spread.
"We will stay in the factory tonight, but there are two types of accommodation rooms. One is Datongbu, which is six people per room. The most important thing is that this dormitory has no air conditioning, only a fan; the second type is a single bed, air conditioning, and private bathroom.
, as well as televisions and other electrical appliances." Lin Chengxun briefly introduced the upcoming game. It is obvious that it is a contest between the red team and the non-red team, and only the winner has the right to choose.
"Wow!" Shen Fengshan exclaimed with admiration, "The gap between the two dormitories is too big. Didn't the winning group really come to mt?"
"The second type only has one room, which means there is only one winner." Lin Chengxun said with a smile, instantly disintegrating the newly ignited team spirit in the two teams, "Now everyone will perform their own personal skills first, even if it is