In late spring, in March, the grass grows and orioles fly.
The foot of Fengshi Mountain in the southeastern suburbs of Luoyang was originally a place...well, okay, this place was originally a lively place. No way, although Fengshi Mountain sounds like shit mountain, Fengshi County at the foot of the mountain It is often pronounced as a shit county, but in fact it is the gateway to the southeast of Luoyang.
And where is Luoyang to the southeast? The answer is Yingchuan County in Yuzhou and Nanyang County in Jingzhou!
Let’s do a little science here. At this moment, Henan Yin directly governs 21 counties under Luoyang, with 200,000 households and a population of more than one million; Yingchuan has 17 counties with 260,000 households and a population of more than 140. Ten thousand; Nanyang County has 37 counties under its jurisdiction, with 520,000 households and a population of more than 2.4 million!
And don't forget, Luoyang is the capital, with as many dignitaries as dogs; Nanyang County is the imperial hometown of Emperor Guangwu, the founding emperor of this dynasty, and there are as many hereditary wealthy families as dogs; Yingchuan County is the seat of the culture of this dynasty, with as many celebrities as Dog... No wonder there is a shit county at the traffic point of three places!
Of course, these words were said by that bastard Liu Bei. Gongsun Xun was a gentle man and was known as the best money-spreading boy in Fengshi Mountain. How could he say such vulgar words?
"Brother Xun! Brother Xun!" Liu Bei, who likes to speak vulgarly, grabbed his robe and ran anxiously into a large, ventilated and sunny house at the foot of Goushi Mountain. He started shouting as usual before entering the door. "Something happened, something happened, please help me this time, help me!"
Lying on the recliner invented by his wife, Gongsun Xun, who was basking in the sun while holding a bamboo slip of "The Legend of Gongyang", curled his lips speechlessly, without even raising his eyelids: "Say, I lost this time in gambling. Or did you fight with a dog and get bitten on the butt?”
"No!" Liu Bei jumped up and down beside the recliner. "Brother Xun, do you think I'm that kind of person? I won't gamble anymore after losing the horse you gave me last time. The one Brother Bogui bought for me After the fighting dog was bitten to death, I will no longer fight dogs..."
"What on earth is that?" Gongsun Xun looked at the other party with a vigilant expression. "What tricks are you going to play with those local Wanluo scholars?"
"I'll tell you the truth, brother." Liu Bei carefully approached the opponent's face and said, "It's a racing car! It concerns the face of our Hebei scholars. Please come forward and get Brother Dayin's good car, and then your Liaoxi Bring out two horses and let me overwhelm the majesty of those locals!"
Gongsun Xun was stunned... Even if you are only fifteen years old, you are still the legendary Han Zhaolie Emperor, right? Why do you look more and more like a gangster?
Could it be that I met a fake Liu Bei?
"Brother, why are you looking at me?" Liu Bei continued without any concern. "It's just a matter of a car. Just nod. Brother Dayin will not fail to show his respect. His precious car has not been touched since it arrived in Luoyang. But you said, if you have such a good car but it is sitting there unused, it would be better to burn it to save trouble..."
"Stop." Gongsun Xun came to his senses and quickly stopped the other party's nonsense. "Where are you going to race with those people? This racing is not horse racing. Is there a racing place nearby?"
"It's on the official road at the door." Liu Bei said matter-of-factly. "It's just this place, otherwise we can go to the mountain?"
Gongsun Xun stared at the opponent.
"What's wrong?" Liu Bei was confused.
"Didn't you, Liu Bei of Zhuojun, say that?" Gongsun Xun suddenly jumped up from his chair, pointed at the door angrily and asked, "There are high-ranking officials and hereditary nobles here, and the celebrities are as numerous as dogs. What about the Feng family... you Go out and see for yourself. Is this road full of high-end clothes, fancy cars and BMWs? Not to mention the numerous official buses and business travelers traveling here. If you want to race here, could it be that you were killed last time when you had a dog fight with someone? The dog bites the head instead of the butt, right?”
"Brother, where did you want to go?" Liu Bei looked like an idiot. "This road is full of people, and the chief of the pavilion here, who is begging for robberies, is covered by Henan Yin Zhuye, who belongs to a famous official from the fourth generation. He is a tough guy, some of his young men dare to arrest even the eunuchs' children... If he is caught, not to mention me, even someone from a family like my brother will probably be whipped in the prison of the pavilion."
"and you……"
"Wait until night!" Liu Bei said matter-of-factly. "We can wait until night before racing! When it gets dark, the city gates of Fengshi County will be closed, and the inner gates of each li will also be closed. The pavilion chief and The guards did not dare to go out easily at night in order to let the noble guests sleep peacefully. At that time, we can drive the car along the official road at the entrance, from Fengshi Mountain to the south gate of Luoyang, and get there Get the token, and then drive back quickly. Whoever comes back first wins! And think about it, brother, even if you get caught while driving at night, it doesn’t matter. Just say you are in a hurry to go somewhere. Isn’t there a speed limit on this official road? ?”
"Aren't you afraid of getting into a car accident while racing late at night?" Gongsun Xun was speechless. "You might as well be racing during the day if you are just blinding yourself in the dark!"
"You are not afraid of trouble." Liu Bei continued to educate the other party. "Not only are there people waiting at the south gate of Luoyang, but there are also people holding torches every two or three miles along the way to guide the way. There are even fire pits lit at the corners of the official road. And It’s not that we go out to compete in person, but that we provide chariots and horses, and then select experienced drivers from local strongmen and let them compete... Those who organize the competition are all local people who are familiar with it, and the drivers come often to race. of."
"Luoyang people are really good at playing." Gongsun Xun, who was born in Bianjun, seemed to be the only thing he could say.
"That's natural." Liu Bei nodded repeatedly. "What do you think, brother, help me borrow a car from Brother Dayin? In fact, Brother Bogui has already bought one car, but the group of people from Fengshi County bought two cars. The group of people from Wancheng also bought two cars. We were afraid of suffering a loss, so we thought about getting another car..."
"Just use my name to borrow the car." Gongsun Xun felt that all his strength was about to be drained. "Brother Dayin is quite easy to talk to. For horses, you go to Brother Yi Gong... If you can't find him, go to me in the back. That Aunt Jin."
"Thank you, brother!" Liu Bei repeatedly handed over his hand, and then flew towards the next door.
"I can't get through this day!" Gongsun Xun watched the other party leave, and then slumped down on the recliner.
In other words, the reason for the current situation is extremely simple. If I have to explain it in detail, it is actually the owner of the "Fengshi Mountain University", the teacher of Gongsun Xun and others, the famous Han Confucian and famous official Lu Zhi and Lu Ziqian... uh , I just haven’t been here on Fengshi Mountain recently.
You know, Teacher Lu is a recognized decent person. He is a well-known Confucian in China. He has been recruited for a long time. As soon as he was called, he was awarded a doctor of Confucian classics with extremely high salary. And this doctor of Confucian classics has not been a doctor for two years, and Fengshishan University has only After a year and a half, the court said again, Mr. Lu is both civil and military, how can he study knowledge all day long? That's good. Bandits are going on in Jiujiang County recently, making it difficult for Jiangbei to live in peace. Please invite me. Dr. Lu, go and be the governor of Jiujiang and suppress bandits.
As a result, Gongsun Xun and his party were engaged in internal fighting, killing people and setting fires. They came here all the way, but they didn't even touch a hair on Lu Zhi!
Of course, Teacher Lu left a message. Those who came are all my students. Regardless of whether they meet or not, they all have to be entered into the name certificate and become a registered disciple. As for the teaching job, I also stayed. A few mature disciples are responsible for me. They even said that if you are eager to learn, I don't care if you find better teachers around Luoyang to study. Just go, your name certificate will still be kept here... In a word So, you don’t have to worry about the diploma at all, but no matter how decent my teaching job is, I don’t have enough time and energy to do it, so I’m really a little powerless.
As the saying goes, if there is no tiger in the mountain, the monkey will be the king, and there is no real teacher to take care of it. How can anyone up and down the Fengshi Mountain live in peace? Is Gongsun Zan afraid of the senior brothers on the mountain who pass on the art from generation to generation, or is Gongsun Xun afraid?
In addition, this place is really prosperous, with casinos, brothels, restaurants, and all kinds of entertainment, and most of these rural aristocratic children from Hebei are not short of money. How many of them can calm down and go to school?
Sure enough, less than two months after coming here, Gongsun Xun and Zhen Yi, two wealthy people, had heard and seen many tricks, so they could endure their loneliness and read some books honestly. Others, even Gongsun Zan This married man, as well as a good boy like Gongsun Yue with thick eyebrows and big eyes, have also started racing and fighting dogs, let alone others?!
Of course, one person's name must be mentioned here. The one who must be mentioned is Liu Bei from Zhuojun... Nowadays, among the rangers in the southeastern suburbs of Luoyang, who knows which one? A big-eared bear who knows how to play has come to Fengshi Mountain. child?!
"In the fourth year of Xiping, the barbarians in Jiujiang rebelled. The four prefectures selected talents who were both civil and military, worshiped the prefect of Jiujiang, and the barbarians subdued them." - "Book of the Later Han". Biography of Lu Zhi
PS: Thanks to the editor for the recommendation...I'm so excited...I beg you for recommendations and collections for the new book issue!
There is also a new book group, interested students can add it, 684558115.
