Ouyang Ye gritted his teeth and shouted: "Come! If you die now and come back to life, my aunt will believe that you are Gu Qingfeng!"
"Sister, are you a bit pushy?" Gu Qingfeng smiled helplessly: "You said that in order to prove that I am myself, I killed myself first and then resurrected myself. If word spread, even if people don't say I am a fool, they will
They would say that I am a bit of an idiot!"
"Tch!" Ouyang Ye gave him a look of disdain and said, "My aunt knows you don't have this ability! You only know how to brag!"
"Okay, okay, can you just call me bragging?"
"What do you mean, you are just bragging, okay?" Ouyang Ye snorted coldly and said: "So, don't you still claim to have kidnapped the Lord Buddha? Come on! Let my aunt open her eyes. In this life, my aunt will
I haven’t seen the Lord Buddha yet, let alone the Lord Buddha, I haven’t even seen what the Buddha in the West looks like.”
"this……"
Gu Qingfeng rubbed his chin, as if thinking about it.
"What? You claim to be transcendental from life and death, but you can't prove it. Shouldn't you kidnap the Great Sun Tathagata Buddha, and you can't prove it, right?"
Ouyang Ye sneered and said, "Are you saying that your Lord the Great Sun Tathagata is sleeping?"
"Don't tell me, the Great Sun Tathagata is really sleeping."
"Hehehe..." Ouyang Ye laughed out loud again and shouted: "My Master Chi Yan, my Gu Qingfeng, my dear Uncle Gu, do you dare to make up any more exaggerations? Do you dare to boast more?
Are you older? Are you still sleeping? Why don’t you say that Lord Mahavairocana is shitting!"
Ouyang Ye's mouth is really poisonous.
It makes people like Gu Qingfeng feel ashamed.
"Yes, sister, you're cruel, I'm really convinced. It seems that if I don't pull out the Great Sun Tathagata Buddha for you today, you might have done some harm to me."
"Okay! Okay! Please quickly invite the Great Sun Tathagata Buddha out! Don't just talk without practicing..." Ouyang Ye was shouting, and Gu Qingfeng waved his hand and said, "See for yourself."
"What? What did you want my aunt to see?"
Ouyang Ye looked around and saw nothing, and said contemptuously again: "Are you trying to say that the power of Lord Mahavairocana Buddha is so powerful that us mortals can't see it?"
Gu Qingfeng frowned, squinted his eyes, and looked at Ouyang Ye. He was wondering why this little girl had such a powerful mouth.
"What! What are you looking at! Where is the Tathagata Buddha you invited?"
"Look up and see for yourself."
Ouyang Ye rolled his eyes, raised his head and was immediately startled because he didn't know when an ancient Buddha statue stood in the air. Not only her, Han Dong and Qianshan were also frightened, and they didn't know it at all.
When did this huge Buddha statue appear?
What a huge Buddha statue.
Like a mountain, it gives people a strong sense of oppression.
The Buddha statue has a very kind face, sitting cross-legged, hands clasped, eyes closed, solemn and solemn.
"Dear Master Chiyan, don't tell me, is this the so-called Great Sun Tathagata Buddha?"
"What's wrong? Otherwise, who do you think you are?"
"hehe……"
Ouyang Ye sneered with great disdain, looked at Gu Qingfeng, pointed at his eyes, and said seriously: "Looking at my eyes, do you think my aunt's eyes are used to vent her anger? Or do you really think that my aunt's eyes are used to vent her anger?
Are you an idiot? How dare you build such a Buddha statue?
You say it’s Lord Mahatma Sun Tathagata? I mean, brother! Even if you’re fooling people, you can at least get a golden Buddha statue! Even if it’s not golden, at least it’s a bit newer. You just got such a shabby statue. I don’t know which one it is.
Do you dare to claim that the Buddha statue in the temple is the Lord of Great Sun Tathagata?"
Gu Qingfeng was already a little injured. He raised his head and clasped his brows with his hands, saying: "The body of the Great Sun Tathagata is at least hundreds of millions of feet long. How can I get it for you? This is just the incarnation of its wrath. It's just sealed."
, only after it opens its eyes will the true incarnation of wrath appear..."
"How about the wrathful incarnation of Lord Great Sun Tathagata? Then you can let it open its eyes and show its spirit."
"If it appears, the trouble will be big. Not to mention your Aunt Xue, all the monsters and ghosts in this world will be wiped out in an instant..."
"Bah!"
Before Gu Qingfeng finished speaking, Ouyang Ye sighed loudly: "That's enough! You guy is really telling lies with your eyes open and you don't even blink. Your boasting is getting more and more outrageous. Even my aunt is going crazy."
The doubter you blew me up is alive..."
"You can ask Miss Qianshan, she should be able to see it more or less, right?"
"You can't even fool my aunt, and you still want to fool Sister Qianshan?"
"Girl Qianshan, maybe you can tell something?"
Qianshan has been looking at this huge Buddha statue. To be honest, she can indeed see the specialness of this Buddha statue, but that's it. If she wants to say that this Buddha statue is some kind of wrathful incarnation of the Great Sun Tathagata, she will be beaten to death.
She doesn't believe it, because she simply doesn't believe that the so-called Master Chiyan can kidnap the Great Sun Tathagata Buddha. Let alone Master Chiyan, let alone King Chixiao. No one in the world can kidnap the Great Sun Tathagata.
Not even the King of Heaven, Lao Tzu, or God can do it.
"Forget it, it seems that I overestimated you."
Gu Qingfeng waved his hand and put away the wrathful incarnation of the Great Sun Tathagata again, and said: "I am also sleepy. Why the hell am I talking to you about this? I am really out of my mind..."
"Hey!"
Ouyang Yeluo was in the garden and said: "You've blown all my lies, and you still dare to insist on refusing to admit it. Let me tell you, my aunt was tired of this trick you were playing when she was wearing open crotch pants, and she wanted to fool her.
?Boy! You are still young!"
Gu Qingfeng glanced at her, shook his head, and lay back on the hammock to continue sleeping.
"Hey, why don't you say anything and continue to brag!"
"Don't you call yourself Mr. Chi Yan?"
"Isn't it said to be beyond life and death?"
"Didn't he claim to have kidnapped Lord Tathagata Buddha?"
"If you have any more cowhide, blow it out and let my aunt see if you can blow the cowhide to the sky!"
Gu Qingfeng really didn't want to mess around with Ouyang Ye anymore, but the little girl still refused to forgive her. Even if Han Dong and Qianshan persuaded her, Ouyang Ye had no intention of stopping.
indeed.
Speaking of which, although Ouyang Ye is a little willful and naughty, he is definitely not an unreasonable master.
The reason for this is because she simply cannot tolerate others pretending to be Master Chi Yan.
It's okay for her to have someone pretend to be Master Chi Yan, but it's not okay for others to do it themselves.
Moreover, there is a more important reason.
She really wanted to know whether the person in front of her was the person who died at Taixuan Monument three years ago, and whether he was the person she thought about day and night.
She wanted to know.
Deep down deep in my heart, I really hope that this person is...
Otherwise, she would not even know that these cowhide are fake, no matter how outrageous these cowhide are, she would still pester Gu Qingfeng to verify them.
She really wants to believe these outrageous bullshit.
Unfortunately, reality is cruel.
After a series of verifications, she finally realized that the person in front of her could not be the mysterious man who made her think about it day and night.
PS: I accidentally added the fourth update, and there is still another update!!!!!! Vote!