ps: The second update yesterday, sorry for being so late, because this paragraph is difficult to write. It needs to highlight Mi Jiang’s incomprehension of the customs in the Wei Dynasty, but it must not make her too stupid, which will lead to duplication of her sister’s personality.
, so I revised it repeatedly. Although my writing power is limited, I have tried my best to describe this relatively funny plot in my mind, hoping to make all book friends laugh. There will be more chapters soon, and the opening of an event that I like to see.
Transition plot.
I believe any woman would be overjoyed to see her beloved husband again after half a year's absence. But if there was a woman beside her beloved husband for no reason, I believe that joy would be gone in a short time.
No, in the inner room of Cuixiaoxuan, Miss Su looked at Zhao Hongrun who was sitting across from her, and then looked at Mi Jiang who was kneeling on Zhao Hongrun's right side with an expressionless expression on Zhao Hongrun's face, and her heart suddenly sank to the bottom of her heart.
Although Mi Jiang came out this time, she was also disguised as a man, but the problem is that Miss Su is not a fool, so there is no way she can miss any clues.
How could a man be so handsome?
The dark eyebrows, the pupils of the eyes, and the skin color are enough to prove that the "man" beside Ai Lang is actually a woman whose beauty is not inferior to hers.
Why...why did Master Jiang Run have a woman next to him when he returned to his hometown?
Miss Su's face was a little pale, and her heart was also ups and downs. She didn't dare to think about it, and she didn't dare to think about the changes her lover had encountered after "returning to his hometown", such as engagement, engagement, engagement.
I don’t dare to think too deeply about the purpose of this lover bringing this woman to find him today, such as to draw a clear line, draw a clear line, draw a clear line.
What made Miss Su even more frightened was that the woman next to her lover, disguised as a man, looked at her with a terrifying look from the moment she entered the house, as if she wanted to see her through and through without ever seeing her outside.
She...she spoke...
Miss Su swallowed her saliva subconsciously and stared nervously at the lips of the woman disguised as a man, fearing that she would hear something from her mouth such as "Don't have anything to do with my husband in the future."
Under Miss Su's uneasy gaze, Mi Jiang spoke out her first words since she came in.
"...So, you slept with him?"
Eh?
Even though Miss Su thought about it a lot, she didn't expect that the other party would ask about such a private matter so directly. She was immediately stunned.
"Wha, what?" Miss Su asked stammering.
"Am I not specific enough?" Mi Jiang turned to look at Zhao Hongrun, her eyes filled with confusion. Then, she turned her gaze to Miss Su again and added: "I mean male and female ***
*."
"..." Miss Su blushed and was speechless after hearing this.
She thought to herself, who is this woman? How could she ask such a personal question when meeting her for the first time?
She had no choice but to seek help from Zhao Hongrun, but she saw strangely that Zhao Hongrun was holding his forehead and sighing helplessly.
It seems to be different from what I thought...
As soon as she thought about it, Miss Su asked cautiously: "Who are you?"
Mi Jiang expressionlessly took the tea cup from the hand of the little maid Lu'er, who also had a look of astonishment on her face, and said lightly: "Distant cousin."
"Pa"
Zhao Hongrun slapped his forehead wordlessly.
To be honest, Zhao Hongrun was not disgusted with Mi Jiang pretending to be his cousin. After all, from a certain perspective, this was a help to him.
The question is, can you Mi Jiang play the role of the distant cousin well? You clearly know nothing about me!
Zhao Hongrun sighed silently.
At the same time, after hearing this, Miss Su was looking at Mi Jiang in surprise, murmuring and repeating: "Cousin...cousin?"
Mi Jiang took a sip of tea, nodded and said calmly: "You can call me Jiang Mi."
Turns out she is a distant cousin...
Miss Su breathed a sigh of relief, but when she thought about it, she felt something was wrong.
So she asked curiously: "You mean, you are Mr. Jiang Run's distant cousin? But even though we are cousins, why is your surname also Jiang? Is it a coincidence?"
Huh?
Mi Jiang, who simply spelled her name upside down, was stunned when she heard this, and a strange color flashed in her eyes.
She suddenly put down the tea cup in her hand, looked at Miss Su, and said seriously: "Actually, I was joking with you just now. I am actually his distant cousin!"
Oh my god! Such a lame explanation... couldn't you just say "it's a coincidence" and it's over?
Zhao Hongrun scratched his head with both hands irritably.
"Oh...oh." Miss Su's red lips were slightly opened, and she looked at the lover's cousin opposite her who looked normal but had something slightly abnormal with an unnatural expression, and then turned to look at Zhao Hongrun.
Seeing this, Zhao Hongrun quickly said: "That's right, in my hometown, um, in the countryside, there is a big family with the surname Jiang. Some of the younger generations in the family take their mother's surname, Jiang, and some take their father's surname.
Jiang, in the end, the family relationship became quite confusing...just like Jiang Mi, she couldn't figure out whether she should be considered a cousin or a cousin..."
"Oh." Miss Su nodded after hearing this explanation. After all, things like what Zhao Hongrun said were not uncommon among aristocratic families in the past, especially those who advocated intermarriage within the clan.
It's just a mess.
"No, it's my cousin!" Mi Jiang interrupted expressionlessly: "So his surname is Jiang, and my surname is Jiang."
I said to you, can you please stop causing trouble?...Didn’t you see that I already explained it?!
Zhao Hongrun glared at Mi Jiang angrily.
Fortunately, Miss Su had been convinced by Zhao Hongrun's explanation, and she was not surprised to hear Mi Jiang's forced explanation. She asked nicely, "When did Cousin Mi come to Daliang?"
It is undeniable that Miss Su is very measured. Although she is several years older than Mi Jiang, because of Zhao Hongrun, she can only call him sister. After all, a woman's status usually follows her husband's.
"Arrived yesterday." Mi Jiang pointed at Zhao Hongrun and said expressionlessly: "With him."
"I arrived yesterday." Miss Su said with a smile: "It was very lively in Daliang City yesterday, wasn't it?"
"What?" Mi Jiang's eyes flashed with confusion.
Miss Su was stunned, and explained in confusion: "The slave family refers to yesterday's grand event...The emperor, the officials in the court, and the people in the city went out of the city to welcome His Highness Prince Su who returned in triumph...it was not very lively.
What?"
"Is there any?" Mi Jiang's eyes became more confused.
It's no wonder that the two of them couldn't talk together. After all, Zhao Hongrun returned to the palace early yesterday in order to "revenge" his father, and among the people accompanying him during this period was Mi Jiang. Therefore, Mi Jiang, who was in the Wenzhao Pavilion in the palace at that time,
, how can one know whether the grand event to welcome the victorious army is lively or not?
Seeing this, Zhao Hongrun had no choice but to stand up again and smooth things over: "It's like this. After returning to Daliang yesterday, the group was very tired due to the hard work of traveling and horse racing, so they rested after returning to the house..."
"That's such a pity!" After hearing this, the little maid Lu'er interjected: "Miss, I came with me to see His Highness Prince Su... a golden helmet, tall and heroic..."
"..." Mi Jiang glanced at Zhao Hongrun calmly and hummed twice with no expression on her face.
That contemptuous snort may express this meaning: because he is riding on a horse, he looks tall, but when he is off the horse, he may be just short.
Zhao Hongrun was so filled with hatred that he gritted his teeth.
The atmosphere in the room gradually became a little cold again.
Miss Su looked at Zhao Hongrun and then at Mi Jiang. She always felt that these distant cousins were a bit strange. However, seeing that her beloved husband looked unfazed for some reason, she didn't want to go into details. She changed the topic and asked: "Mi Tang
When sister comes to Daliang this time, do you want to stay longer?"
"If he doesn't kick me out, I should stay there for a while." Mi Jiang pointed at Zhao Hongrun again.
"Ha, ha, how is that possible?" Noticing Miss Su's confused gaze, Zhao Hongrun laughed twice, and at the same time signaled Mi Jiang with his eyes: Stop talking!!
"The last question." Mi Jiang seemed to understand Zhao Hongrun's eyes, turned his gaze to Miss Su, and asked expressionlessly: "Are you a Qing Guan'er?"
"It was..." Miss Su asked, not knowing where this "cousin" came from, and couldn't help but feel a little nervous.
But what he didn't expect was that Mi Jiang's eyes showed a bit of confusion: "What do you mean by Qingguer? Does it mean his exclusive woman?... When I came up just now, I heard your people said, you
He is the only one we will receive." As he said that, he pointed at Zhao Hongrun.
Eh?
After hearing this, Miss Su's blush that had not faded suddenly spread all over her cheeks. She looked embarrassed and shy, and she didn't know how to explain it.
Seeing this, Zhao Hongrun explained on his behalf: "Qinghuer refers to a woman who is a prostitute but not a prostitute."
"Performing?" Mi Jiang nodded as if understanding. "In other words, you are very talented? What kind of talent are you?"
Hey hey hey, you just said something very outrageous!
Zhao Hongrun glared at Mi Jiang and said through gritted teeth: "Qin, chess, calligraphy and painting!... Miss Su is a strange woman who is very proficient in qin, chess, calligraphy and painting."
Hearing Zhao Hongrun's praise, Miss Su felt sweet in her heart. Regardless of her shyness just now, she waved her hands and said humbly: "I am honored to receive the praise from Mr. Jiang... When it comes to music, chess, calligraphy and painting, Mr. Jiang is far better than the slave family."
…”
"Miss Su is so complimentary." Zhao Hongrun also said humbly.
It was obviously a scene intended by Lang Youqing and his concubine, but when Mi Jiang's confused question was inserted, it became weirder.
"I originally heard that Wei... well, the women here in Daliang are all versatile. I thought they were referring to the means of seducing men, but I didn't expect them to be chess, calligraphy and painting. However, the woman who is sleeping with me knows how to play chess, calligraphy and painting. This is good.
Does it help the sexual intercourse between men and women?...Or is it that playing music, chess, calligraphy and painting are your special rhetoric about the skills on the couch?"
…
When Miss Su heard this, her face turned red and she felt ashamed.
She really couldn't imagine how the "cousin" opposite her, who was also a girl, could say those embarrassing words with a calm expression.
It's not that Mi Jiang deliberately squeezed Miss Su. In the final analysis, it was just that the general environment of Chu and Wei was different, which determined that the status and treatment of women in the two countries were also very different.
In the Chu State, women with no social status can be regarded as goods at best. They must rely on men to survive and save their lives and status. In the Wei State, although the status of women is not as good as that of men,
But at least they still have the most basic social status, rather than an item.
"Am I not specific enough?" Mi Jiang asked in confusion when seeing several people in the room looking stiff and showing no reaction.
Seeing this, Zhao Hongrun quickly interrupted her: "No, you have been specific enough!"
After that, he felt the once again cold atmosphere in the room, and looked at the master and servant, Miss Su and maid Lu'er, who looked at each other in confusion, not knowing what to say. After hesitating for a moment, they spread their hands.
"Anyway, I'm back."
Hearing this, Miss Su's face suddenly showed a knowing and sweet smile. It seemed that these words were the words that made her feel the most relieved that she had heard since Zhao Hongrun and Mi Jiang sat down.
At this moment, there was a faint noise outside the room.
"This young master, this young master, Miss Su has been delisted from my waterside pavilion. She is no longer the girl in the building... No, no, no, that's not what I mean. It's just that Manager Xu has given instructions. Only after Su
Only with the girl's permission can... eh? This young master, this young master, Miss Su really doesn't see visitors..."
As the noise outside the room got closer and closer, suddenly, the door of the room was pushed open, and a group of followers with knives on their waists surrounded a young nobleman wearing a scarlet and silver-patterned brocade robe and rushed out.