"When you pretend to be a dog, you have to be like a dog, and when you pretend to be a pig, you have to be like a pig. Since you are a four-year-old child now, don't show your maturity. There are many smarter people in Song Dynasty than you think. Hua Niang is
I also have some ability to detect your pranks sensitively. Don't think that we are smarter than others...
When it comes to sophistication and wit, we are still far behind. Since you like to be a child, then go ahead and wait for the years to mature you slowly. I don’t want you to be treated as a monster. That will not be good for your growth.
benefit."
After falling asleep at night, Yun Zheng whispered quietly into Yun Er's ear. Yun Er nodded and said that he understood, so he pretended to sleep. As long as he is a child, he will not like hearing and teaching. Fortunately, Yun Er is a person who has eaten everything.
A good, sensible child who has gone through hardships and knows who and what he should be obedient to.
The snoring of Monk Wugou on the Bamboo Tower was clearly audible. During the evening meal, three men and a woman drank very wantonly. The sweet wine and the fragrant rice wine made Yun early in the morning drunk.
The intestines and stomach soaked in wine did not work. After two splashes of urine, the drunken feeling was completely gone.
Xiaolin was drunk, Wugou was drunk, and Hua Niang was also drunk. One danced the sword, one sang Zen, and the other danced. Only Yun Zheng was sober and frightening. He put the boiled pills into his mouth one by one and it was very soft.
of salt beans while admiring Xiao Lin’s sword skills.
I have to say that Xiaolin was very chic when she danced the sword, and even had a sense of heroism, while Hua Niang's dance looked very feminine, and the woman's charming attitude was vividly performed by her.
Wugou sang Zen loudly, and what he sang was the poem that Yunzheng had recited during the day. He was once worried that being sentimental would harm his holy life, and when he entered the mountains, he was afraid of being separated from the beautiful city. The world is safe and sound, and I can live up to the Tathagata and live up to you!"
It seems that Monk Wugou also hopes that Xiaolin can return to secular life and marry a wife. At least Hua Niang is a very good candidate. One is lonely, one is alone, one suffers a lot, and the other survives a hundred battles. There is indeed no more suitable marriage in the world than this.
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We discussed the possible use of aphrodisiacs with Monk Wugou when we were urinating together, but Wugou rejected it with one sentence: "If you are not worried about being chased by Xiaolin the next day, just do this."
Just when Yunzheng completely gave up this idea, Wugou said again: "If you need help, the poor monk has a bottle of Hehuan Powder that can be given to you. It was given by a senior monk who practices Joy Zen in the Western Regions. It is said that
The effect is extraordinary.”
After hearing this, Yun Zheng no longer expected any good people in Buddhism, but he had never seen such a thing as aphrodisiac, so it would be very good to study it.
When he was about to step into the bamboo building, Monk Wugou held Yun Zheng back. Yun Zheng looked up at the bamboo building in surprise and found that Xiao Lin was teaching Hua Niang how to dance the sword. His movements were very intimate, especially in Hua Niang's eyes.
The clear waves can almost melt steel.
Unexpectedly, Hua Niang really fell in love with this rough and arrogant man. This was too frivolous. The two of them only met three times in total! Yun Zheng thought so jealously.
The man was so affectionate that the monk and Yun Zheng could only hide in the dark and were bitten by mosquitoes. After getting two big bags on his hands, Yun Zheng didn't want to endure it anymore. He shook the monk twice and found that the guy had already fallen asleep.
He was drunk, and the smell of alcohol all over his body made the mosquitoes afraid to come near.
You couldn't move the fat monk Yunzheng by himself, so he had to knock up the monkey and the stupid cow to help him carry the monk to the bamboo tower to sleep. As for the other two who were tired from the sword dance, they were on the platform.
They were sitting and chatting and seemed to be having a great time.
Hearing that wine is a matchmaker for sex, Yun Zheng asked Monkey to deliver a jar of fragrant rice wine to the two people on the platform. It was a pity that there was no aphrodisiac, otherwise they would be able to achieve good things tonight.
Yun Er finally changed from pretend sleep to real sleep. He really looked like a child. His two small hands were clenched into fists and placed high on both sides of his big head. He slept soundly, but Yun Zheng didn't feel sleepy at all.
It’s too late to enroll in school this year, and the soonest I can enroll in school is in May next year. The autumn wind is about to start, and my second year in this world will soon pass, but I don’t know what Chengdu Prefecture should be.
No matter how prosperous it is, it is said that one thing brings two benefits, so open your eyes and take a good look.
He didn't wake up until three o'clock in the morning. Yun Er stood on the stool obediently and looked at a book on the table. The children outside were also reading seriously, Bacon was preparing lunch. The monkey was cleaning the pig pen, and
Han Niu went out early in the morning to cut grass for the cows and horses. Hua Niang stood on the platform of the bamboo house and looked sadly at the mountain path. The handkerchief in her hand was about to be shredded.
Yun Zheng stood behind Hua Niang and followed her gaze and quickly saw two figures, one fat and one thin. He asked strangely to Hua Niang: "You didn't take him down last night?"
"Shameless person, Brother Lei and I just talked all night last night, how could I be as nasty as you think?" Hua Niang was like a firecracker that was lit and exploded immediately.
"Lao Dao and I have known each other for such a long time, but I only know now that his surname is Lei. This guy is cruel enough. He can harden his heart and walk away, leaving a beautiful woman heartbroken. Damn it!"
Hua Niang glared at Yun Zheng fiercely, picked up her skirt and was about to go downstairs.
"What are you going to do? Didn't you say you wanted to live in the Bamboo House?"
"I'm going to plan my future career and see if my wife will starve to death without you stinky men!"
Hearing that Hua Niang wanted to do business, Yun Zheng hurriedly followed Hua Niang and said to Hua Niang: "I know you are ambitious, but you can't do any big business with just your few ingots of gold. Why don't we form a partnership? You can't
You know I have a lot of spare money recently."
"I want to open a brothel, and you also plan to invest in it?"
"Why do you want to open a brothel? Why don't you sell beef jerky? I can provide you with the goods. Otherwise, selling batik is also good. Opening an embroidery shop for a woman is definitely a good business. If you still don't like it, bean paste
The furniture in Zhai is of first-class workmanship and novel style, and you can open a furniture store in Chengdu with just a dozen or so sets."
Hua Niang suddenly turned around and stared at Yun Zheng and said, "Do you really look down on the brothel that much?"
"To be honest, I have never had a good impression of the flesh trade!"
Hua Niang smiled sweetly, which made Yun Zheng's heart flutter. Hua Niang leaned close to Yun Zheng and whispered in his ear: "Actually, brothels are for you hypocrites who are sanctimonious and say one thing and do another."
Yes, I like to open a brothel. Brother Lei didn’t even say anything. How did you come up with such nonsense?
Do you think my flower girl needs money to open a brothel? I won’t be able to find the money?"
Oh my god, this woman has been driven crazy by Xiaolin, and she is about to go shirtless. This is amazing.
"I have money, and I can lend it to you to open a brothel, so you don't have to go to those shady people to get money. I don't know you yet, so you must first go to Chengdu to make a big show, and then find a few
Isn’t that how you look at the idiots who are drooling at you and ask them to provide money to become shareholders? But in this way, you will be busy dealing with those men again. "
The flower girl sneered and said: "You are really a smart little rooster, but you have underestimated the number of shareholders. It should not be a few, but dozens. If there are just a few, they will easily change their opinions."
If you reach an agreement, you will be eaten to the bone. But if you have more shareholders, you won't have to worry about it. If you lose one or two, it doesn't matter. Just look for more. If you want dozens of men to work together to do one thing
, it is better to recover the sixteen states of Yanyun.
I know you want to help the Taoist priest keep an eye on me, okay, I will give you this opportunity, you can be my first shareholder, I will find others, so I will leave Dousha Village soon, here is
The only place where I can get a good night's sleep."
"Well, when you are looking for shareholders, you are actually looking for a backer. The brothel business cannot start without a strong backer. I always feel that you are sending a sheep into the tiger's mouth."
Hua Niang laughed with great confidence. After she had laughed enough, she patted Yun Zheng on the shoulder and said: "Who is the tiger and who is the pig and sheep? Who can tell clearly? It doesn't matter. Sister, I will go to Chengdu first to explore."
, even if I fail, won’t I still have you, the little fox, to deal with the aftermath? Remember, we are the beasts in this world who are qualified to eat meat!”
When he saw Hua Niang opening the steaming steamer and taking out two hot buns with her delicate hands to eat, Yun Zheng let out a long sigh. After all, his desire to study quietly in Chengdu Mansion was just a dream.
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In the following days, Yun Zheng helped Hua Niang perfect every detail of the brothel. Although Yun Zheng didn't know what kind of software measures were needed for brothels in this era, he was often able to decorate the brothel and use the equipment.
The flower girl was so surprised that she couldn't open her mouth from ear to ear.
"Seriously, Yun Da, who are you? I know the ins and outs of Wugou and the ins and outs of Xiaolin, but you are just a fog to me.
I thought I could always figure out your background as time went by, but I found that I was wrong. The closer I got to know you, the thicker the fog you brought to me. As for your understanding of these elegant things,
I understand. If you say you are the grandson of Phoenix and Dragon, I will believe it and tell my sister in a low voice, what exactly are you?"
Yun Zheng shook his head and said to Hua Niang: "Don't force me to lie to you!"
The flower girl nodded with satisfaction and said: "My guess is correct. Your origin is not simple. I am very satisfied with your answer just now. Being able to say this means that you are treating me sincerely and not lying."
My plan, it doesn’t matter if I have a secret in my heart, no one has done something shameful.”
When Yun Zheng quarreled with this woman, he realized that he had never won. Anyway, even if he won in a quarrel with a woman, there would be no glory at all.
After setting the appearance of the brothel, Yun Zheng asked Laizi to make a model for Hua Niang. When the model appeared in front of Hua Niang, Yun Zheng found that her eyes were full of fanatical light. He turned the model over
I couldn't put it down after reading it over and over. This is a woman who is crazy about running a brothel. (To be continued.)