Chapter 61 Suddenly I heard that there are immortal mountains in the sea
Wherever a woman goes, she immediately smells delicious. The smell of powder makes Yun Zheng's nose uncomfortable. After sneezing twice, he has no choice but to walk out of the grass nest under the eyes of Lan Lan, the smell of powder lingering in the grass.
The nest seemed particularly dense, and Yun Zheng was worried that he would faint from the smell.
Wang Anshi's place was much better. Maybe it was because he was on the grassland to distinguish himself from the dirty Liao people. He bathed very frequently. There were no lice in his hair, and there seemed to be no lice in his collar.
In addition to the smell of pine smoke and ink, the strong smell of alcohol remained in the thatched cottage where he lived.
Yun Zheng is not disgusted with the smell of alcohol, he even likes it. If he drinks alcohol, the smell of alcohol will completely disappear.
Except that I can't light a fire, everything else feels good here. I work in a humid tent during the day and go back to sleep in the grass nest at night. It's very comfortable.
Senior officials in the army are treated this way, and wounded soldiers are treated the same way. The hierarchy of superiors and inferiors in the Western Army is very strict, but wounded soldiers are not included in this.
Sitting in a grass house and watching the rainstorm made people feel like they were back in childhood. Wang Anshi enjoyed this feeling very much. He held a wine bottle and stared at the rainstorm outside for a long time before he turned back to Yun Zheng and said: "
When I looked outside just now, I suddenly remembered my naughty appearance as a boy. My father looked around for me in the heavy rain, and finally saw a thatched hut made of branches next to the pig pen. After opening the rag curtain,
, only to realize that I had fallen asleep inside, with water underneath me."
Yun Zheng found a suitable piece of sheep bone and stuffed it into his mouth and said vaguely: "Did you get beaten?"
Wang Anshi shook his head sadly and said: "No, it's not that my father was reluctant to beat me, but because I was sick and had silver shavings all over my body. The doctor said that it was dampness and cold that entered my body, causing dryness of the blood. This disease has almost bothered me.
Throughout my life, even in Tokyo, my illness was not cured, and every time I took a bath was a great pain."
Yun Zheng nodded and said: "That kind of disease is like maggots in the tarsus that linger and are very scary. The dryness in the sun is about to come out, and the yin and dampness fight with it. The dryness and dampness stay together, and when the insects come out, they are thrown into the space. The skin is scratched with blood.
When it comes to the buttocks, take off the clothes and burn the charcoal in the furnace. When you feel comfortable, you will be free from trouble. Call the doctor for urgent treatment, and don't waste a lot of money. Where there is happiness, there will be suffering, and the comfort is not what you want."
Hearing Yun Zheng read the poem he had written, Wang Anshi was very surprised and said quickly: "How did you know that I am sick? I think I concealed it very well."
Yun Zheng spat out the sheep bones in his mouth and said: "Everyone in Tokyo knows that as long as I attend a cocktail party, someone will always read your poem, and then everyone will discuss your condition to see if there is any
A great cure.”
Wang Anshi smiled bitterly and said, "I'm afraid you are laughing at me, right?"
Yun Zheng rolled his eyes and said, "If you know, why don't you ask?"
Wang Anshi laughed and said: "There are really no secrets in Tokyo. The concubine of Wen Yanbo's family specializes in stealing beautiful young men in the market. Dunlon must not be able to hide the fact that he threw the dying man out a few days later.
Stay?"
Yun Zheng's eyes widened and he shook his head blankly and said, "This is the first time I've heard of it. Please tell me carefully."
Wang Anshi laughed heartily, pointed at Yun Zheng and said, "It's such a pleasure to talk to you!"
Yun Zheng nodded with a smile and said: "This is the way to talk happily, with something to say and something to praise. Only in this way can we continue an interesting topic.
If only one person talks incessantly and the others listen attentively, then it is a class and not a conversation. Why, are you cured?"
Wang Anshi opened his robe and exposed his mottled chest and said: "It's really strange. When I was young, I went to Linchuan with my father. I contracted the disease there. I have sought countless medical treatments over the years, but none of them worked. But after I left Yanmen Pass in the north,
, the scabies on my body slowly fell off, and to this day, there is not a single scabies patch on my body.
In the past, when there was continuous rain, I was in great pain. How could I be in such a state of mind now, holding a glass of wine and appreciating the heavy rain?"
"Li Taibai said that my talents will be useful. You, Wang Jiefu, are destined to fulfill your ambitions in this land of Yanyun. The reason why your illness was not good before was because you delayed coming to Yanyun. This is God's punishment for you.
Now that you have come to Yanyun, you are destined to put into practice what you have learned here, so your illness will be cured without medicine."
Wang Anshi looked at Yunzheng carefully and said slowly: "What Changsheng said makes sense!"
Yun Zheng smiled bitterly and said: "Brother Jiefu, I fled to the sea because I really had no way to gain a foothold in the Song Dynasty. The relationship between monarch and ministers and the friendship between friends were all torn apart by the emperor. I can't make it unless I leave. Why do you think so?"
Do you have to find such a lame excuse to leave the court and want to die of old age in Yanyun?"
Wang Anshi smiled and said: "Guess!"
Yun Zheng took a sip of wine and said: "No time, you are free to stay in Yanyun and suffer. I don't want to care so much."
Wang Anshi mysteriously beckoned Yun Zheng to come closer. When Yun Zheng put his head closer, Wang Anshi whispered: "If you are close, you will feel inferior, and if you are far, you will resent."
Yun Zheng sat upright and said disdainfully: "You directly said that it is difficult for a woman to be with the emperor, why do you have to keep your words so secretive?"
Wang Anshi smiled and said: "This is what I have learned for many years. I will tell you today if I am at a disadvantage. I would rather have the emperor complain about you than let the emperor be unwilling to pay attention to you. Stay away. Although he is blaming you, he still feels good in his heart.
I am thinking of you. When he asks the ministers around him for advice and cannot get a good answer, he will naturally think of you who is far away. At that time, in the eyes of the emperor, all the ministers around him are idiots. Only
Those in the distance are capable ministers and capable ministers.
At this time, as long as you say a few words or do a few things according to the emperor's heart, you will soon become a capable minister in the eyes of the emperor."
Yun Zheng sniffed and said: "It can be said that you are far away when you stay in Yanyun, and you can also be said to be a capable minister of the Song Dynasty. I ran a bit far away, and the emperor may not remember me. Even if he remembered me,
That’s not called yearning, it’s called remembering!”
"As long as war breaks out again, the emperor will naturally miss his good generals."
Yun Zheng looked at Wang Anshi in surprise and said: "I have been a royal eagle dog for so many years, do you think I haven't been enough? The reason why I want to become a pirate is to free myself.
I stand on the bow of the boat, hang a skull flag, and hold a knife in my hand. I will rob anyone I don’t like and kill anyone I hate. I just want to let go of the bird-sickness I have suffered over the years, and then happily take my wife to find her.
I will spend the rest of my life in a fairyland on earth, and I have no intention of being a hawk for Zhao Song again."
Wang Anshi nodded and said: "It seems that you are not going to accept Pang Xiang's hard work?"
Yun Zheng said angrily: "You don't know the story of Xiao He and Han Xin, right? At the beginning, Xiao He recommended Han Xin to Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty even to the point of death. It was not careless, but what happened later? Wasn't it Xiao He who killed Han Xin?
Pang Ji wants to be Xiao He, and I, Yun Zheng, have no intention of being Han Xin. Now, I even sleep with the emperor’s women. For this reason, as long as Pang Ji thinks I am dispensable, he can kill my whole family.
He was taken to Caishikou and beheaded in public, and I would not even have any room to fight back.
Tell me, what do they think? Do you think I, Yun Zheng, am a huge idiot?"
Wang Anshi chuckled and said: "I would rather be a grass-headed king in the mountains than take over the imperial court. Your choice is somewhat ancient. I admire you, I admire you. Anyone who can make the decision to give up immediately will bow my hands and say hello."
admire.
It's just that the barren mountains and grasslands have wronged you."
"Who told you that I would definitely settle down in the barren mountains and swamps? Couldn't I settle down in a magical land where peach blossoms are in full bloom, green grass is everywhere, there are flowers that never fade in all seasons, and there are evergreen fruits in all seasons?
Wang Jiefu, don’t forget, Penglai, Abbot, and Yingzhou are all on the sea. If I find the elixir of immortality on the island, do you want a copy as a gift?"
Wang Anshi said angrily: "You are full of nonsense. Where did the overseas fairyland come from? Don't let the whole world know that it is nothing."
Wang Anshi was very scared. He already knew what Yun Zheng was planning to do. His mentality just now was still a game, but he immediately became extremely serious." (To be continued)