The old man's fat body covered the beautiful woman tightly, making it difficult for peeping. Yun Zheng was trying hard to restrain himself. If he peeped at the woman at this time, the bad reputation of being a slut would be firmly attached to his head.
No, I didn't dare. There was anger in my heart, so my expression became even more solemn.
"The bitterness brings back the sweetness, and the lingering fragrance lingers endlessly. It deserves the title of gentleman's tea."
Lu Weng put down the tea cup in his hand, because he had nothing to drink, and Yun Zheng was already packing his tools. Mr. Peng Li smiled and said: "This is the weird rule of their family. When drinking tea, you only drink it three times, and the rest
Abandoning it will make people love and hate it."
"This is a good rule. Don't overdo a good thing. But I noticed a different meaning from this hand. Drinking tea this way is simple and tastes good. Because simplicity will definitely make the world popular, and because it tastes good, it will be popular.
The scholars are in high demand, and this little guy possesses an exclusive secret recipe. I guess he is already worth millions, right?"
Yun Zheng looked back at the scribes who were thinking hard about poetry, and then at Mr. Peng Li. He didn't know how to answer this question. Lu Weng's question was very unreasonable.
"I am eighty-three this year. I have already passed my seventies. Now I am an octogenarian. I can do whatever I want. Do you believe that I can ask you about this year's harvest in the Long Court of the official family?"
This is unreasonable. That is not what Confucius meant when he said to do as he pleases. But if the old guy insists on saying this, Yun Zheng has no choice. He is already paying attention to his annual income. Could it be said that this is a blind date?
Thinking of this, Yun Zheng quickly replied: "Tea is a small thing. I made some tea cakes the year before last. The profit from selling them to foreigners is pretty good. It won't be a problem to go to Yangzhou next time or two."
Lu Weng laughed loudly and pointed at Yun Zheng and said: "After all, is he a young man who spends all his time thinking about riding a crane down to Yangzhou with a hundred thousand guan in his pocket? He has no future and has no thoughts about his family and country?"
"What I'm thinking about right now is how to sing my name at Donghua Gate, and then eat and die under the Holy Emperor's throne."
Mr. Peng Li was furious when he heard this, but Mr. Lu laughed so hard that he clapped his hands and said, "This is the right thing to do. Don't listen to your master's nonsense, kid. I have lived for eighty-three years. I have heard about candlelight and ax shadows. Listen to
I have said that the civet cat exchanged for the prince, I have also heard Li Yu's poems about national subjugation, and I have seen Mrs. Huarui's dance. Where are those romantic figures now?
I am left alone to guard the peach blossoms in the garden and enjoy the rest of my life. Boy, the old Zhao family is actually quite good. The number of people who died during the founding of the People's Republic of China was the fewest in all dynasties. Not even a hundred people died in the Chenqiao Rebellion. Think about Qin Dynasty
Think about the melee at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty when Emperor Guangwu raised his troops, and then think about the wars from the Three Kingdoms to the Jin Dynasty. The number of people killed by Li Shimin in the Xuanwumen Rebellion was a hundred times a thousand times that of the Chenqiao Rebellion. The more people kill in this world, the more chaotic it will be. Mencius said
It was only at this time that "not fond of killing" came into being.
There are not many dead people now, so your idea is right. The old Zhao family should treat the scholar-bureaucrats kindly. There is a big advantage here. The idea of eating and waiting for death is very good. It is a pity that I am old. Otherwise, we can go together
After the roll call at Donghua Gate, we immediately rode a crane down to Yangzhou, what a joy it was!"
My friend, I didn’t expect that my real voice was in Chengdu. Yun Zheng said with emotion: “This is what I think. First, you must be rich and cannot suffer poverty. Second, you must have an identity. First, get some money to eat and drink without worries.
It is indeed a great pleasure in the world to gain the status of a Jinshi and glorify one's ancestors, and then be able to eat, drink and play happily."
While he was talking happily, his ears suddenly hurt. Mr. Peng Li, whose face was as dark as ink, grabbed Yun Zheng's ears and ran away. He deeply regretted coming to Taoyuan today.
"Let's go now!" Lu Weng shouted regretfully behind him. He also liked this unique boy very much.
"Ancestor, how can you teach someone bad, even though that boy is already bad enough." Lu Qingqing helped the ancestor put on his robe and complained softly.
"What do you know? What's the benefit of getting involved in officialdom? Look at what happened to Fan Zhongyan and others, and look at Wang Anshi, who has become famous recently. How can a person who can eat fishing maggots as delicacies be easy to get along with?
Yes, I see clearly, so I don’t know what this kid is thinking. If I can see through this level, my ancestor will marry you to him right away. Humph! With stern eyes, I thought I couldn’t see through him.
thought?"
Lu Qingqing's pretty face turned red, she felt shy for a moment, then turned around, seemingly angry.
Lu Weng added: "Actually, it's really good for you to marry him. Those aristocratic families always say that your horoscope is not good, and it's a bad fate. Grandpa can't bear to marry you to those small families. It's so good."
My daughter deserves a good home.
Your idiot father insisted on asking Zhang Tianshi from Longhu Mountain to give you orders. Just because he didn't satisfy Zhang Tianshi's appetite, you became a slave to your fate. It's a joke. My Lu family has done good deeds and accumulated virtues for generations and never had any evil thoughts. How can there be such a thing?
Such a ridiculous fate!"
Hearing this, Lu Qingqing lowered his head and sobbed, and whispered to his grandfather: "This is the child's life. I don't blame my father."
Lu Weng chuckled and said: "The more this happens, the more you need to find a good husband. Peng Li told me about this boy. My first thought was that this boy is a perfect match for you. Pi Houxin
Hei, his men are vicious and narrow-minded, and he will retaliate for all his grievances, but he values love and justice. Only by marrying such a husband can you protect your safety. It seems that he also thinks of you as a lady. Okay, I am.
Let’s see if your famous Ke Fu Ming in Shu can stop him!”
After Lu Weng said that, he took Lu Qingqing's hand and went back.
Yun Zheng was not upset at all and was beaten again. God knows what happened to Mr. Peng Li. He treated others like a spring breeze and was gentle and elegant, but when he faced himself, he used sticks and sticks. It made no sense! I met Mr. Peng Li twice in Chengdu.
I've already been beaten three times. Don't you just want to wait for death? Can ambition be beaten with a stick?
Lying on the bed, I didn't know how many boards he had hit on his back, and it was burning. Mr. Peng Li didn't do anything at first, he just yelled and scolded him. Only when he asked him if he could help him propose to the woman in yellow that he asked her to marry him.
After receiving a nasty beating, the gentleman's face looked very abnormal, and he seemed to be very afraid that he would get involved with the woman. What is the reason for this?
The damn monkey hadn't come back yet, Yun Zheng slowly chewed the beans that Yun Er put into his mouth, and Bacon rolled the eggs on his back to remove the bruises.
"Brother, do you really like someone else?" Yun Er asked curiously.
"I'm afraid it's like this. It was like I was burned by a ball of fire. I became stupid. She was standing in the crowd and I knew at a glance that she must be my wife. This feeling is very strange, you don't understand.
"
"Can I go and have a look, sister-in-law, I need to make a careful appraisal. If you make a mistake, I can help you check it. Take me with you next time we meet."
"Okay, you and Bancou are both going. The problem is that I don't even know the girl's name right now."
"It's not easy for you to ask. I'll ask. I'm a kid and I look so cute, so there must be no problem."
"Don't let her hug you!"
"Sister-in-law, I will take advantage of you, as long as I have bacon!"
Listening to the conversation between the two brothers, Bacon's face was expressionless, but his hands were much heavier.
Eggs cannot be wasted. Yun Zheng could barely finish two boiled eggs before the monkey came back. His face didn't look too good, and he hesitated when he came to Yun Zheng's side.
"If you have something to say, just say it. Do you find anything wrong?" This was the first time that he was interested in a woman from the Song Dynasty, and Yun Zheng didn't want to leave any regrets.
"Young Master, I have found out clearly that the woman in yellow is the eldest daughter of the second master of the Lu family, Lu Ji. She is seventeen years old, two years older than you. She is expected to be in a boudoir, and her small words are light. No one has ever asked her to marry her.
.”
After hearing what the monkey said, Yun Zheng suddenly raised his head and looked at the monkey and said, "How is it possible? That woman's appearance is stunning, her conversation is fine, and she doesn't look like she has a hidden illness. How is it possible that no one wants to marry her? Find out.
Clear?"
"Master, this young lady from the Lu family has a great reputation. How could I not find out about it? There is a reason why no one proposed to her." The monkey replied quickly.
"Then tell me quickly, don't you know I'm anxious to hear it?"
"There was a Taoist priest named Zhang Ji in Longhu Mountain, who was a first-rate land immortal. When he passed through Shuzhong ten years ago, he settled in the Lu family. Mr. Lu Ji asked the old immortal to help his daughter approve her life. Who knows?
I know that the old god actually discovered that Lu Qingqing is actually a rare fortune-teller in a hundred years. He said that others are invincible because the Japanese yen is too strong, and the day branch is countered by the day stem. If the husband's fate is strong, it will not be a big problem.
Lu Qingqing is the only one among millions of people who has a bad luck in his life. Whoever marries him will die without any luck.
Young Master, you’d better give up on this idea, no matter how good this woman is, she can’t do it.”
Yun Zheng didn't speak for a long time, and Yun Er didn't speak either. After a long time, Yun Da finally said to Yun Er: "That's right, she is your sister-in-law!" After saying that, the two brothers burst into laughter, and Yun Er burst into tears.
It all flowed out.
"Brother, when you see that Taoist master, you must be grateful to him for leaving you a good wife until now."
"No, when I see this guy, I will definitely knock out all his teeth!"
"Why? He helped you."
"Do you think the news about such a secret matter will come from the Lu family? The bastard has bad intentions. The old man must have spread the news himself. Your sister-in-law must have been in tears for ten years, right? She didn't bring any trouble to this old man.
I have become a pervert. This is God giving me face. How can you wash away your sister-in-law's grievances without knocking out your old teeth?"
Only then did Yun Er understand. He clenched his fists and said, "You really should fight!"
Yun Zheng turned over comfortably, the pain in his back was gone, and he felt energetic again. It turned out that the problem with Mr. came from here. It seemed that the old man named Zhang Ji was very deceptive. Mr. Peng Li was so close to ghosts and gods but far away.
Others also fell into his trap. (To be continued...)
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