Yun Ye turned around and left Xiaolin's room. Since they didn't do anything ambiguous, there was no need for him to make room for them. This year, the matchmaker in charge might become an eunuch, so she could only be the king's wife.
The flower girl's clothes were very thin, and her red bust was looming under the thin gauze. A pink butterfly on the top of her bust was dancing. If she said she wasn't here to seduce Xiaolin's Yun Zheng, he wouldn't believe it.
Xiaolin is very clean today, and the bun on his head is not messy at all. The thorns that were originally used as hairpins were probably thrown away by the bacon. Now he has a white jade hairpin in his head, a green robe on his body, and on his feet.
I finally got a pair of cloth socks. That’s right. If you want to be a Taoist priest and deceive people, you can’t afford it.
Seeing Yun Zheng looking at him up and down with a sly look, Xiaolin felt a little embarrassed, rubbed his hands and said, "My clothes were burned, Bacon wants me to wear this suit..."
Hua Niang interrupted Xiao Lin's clumsy explanation and said with a smile: "Brother Lei, you are inherently heroic, and this outfit just complements your temperament. Not to mention you have some taste for bacon."
"Yes, with long arms and legs and a broad frame, cattle like this are the best at producing meat." Yun Zheng said viciously from the side.
"Men should be brave, and women should be charming. This is what God has arranged a long time ago. Unlike someone who has thin skin and tender flesh, and has two dimples on his face when he smiles, the thought of a man growing into a woman makes him shudder.
"
Xiaolin was very well-educated, he laughed and kept silent, but Hua Niang was not a forgiving person, and whenever she spoke, she attacked Yun Zheng's most proud parts.
Xiaolin chuckled as he watched the two people bickering, as if this would bring him great satisfaction.
Hua Niang suddenly put her face to Yun Zheng's face and looked at it carefully for a while. She clapped her hands and laughed and said: "Brother Lei, look at this kid, his face is full of spring, he must have a sweetheart, I will
Strangely enough, there was a bouquet of withered peach blossoms in the lobby. Not even a single petal was left, and I was reluctant to throw them away. I thought it was Bacon who was having a nymphomaniac, but it turned out that there was someone else who was crazed.
Tell me, kid, did you succeed with your underhanded methods? It will be ugly if you encounter resentful women on the street in the future."
Xiao Lin suddenly interrupted: "He has fallen in love with the third young lady of the Lu family."
"How do you know?" Yun Zheng was very surprised. This guy knew everything after sleeping for three days.
"Your bacon is pulling flower petals in the lobby next door every day and cursing Miss Lu's third daughter. It's hard for me not to know." As soon as Xiaolin finished speaking, he and Hua Niang burst into laughter.
Hua Niang suddenly stopped laughing and looked at Yun Zheng with a serious face and said: "The Lu family has five daughters. The eldest daughter, Lu Wanrong, is married to Hebei. The second daughter, Lu Xiaoying, is married to the eldest son of the transfer envoy. You
Isn’t it the third daughter Lu Qingqing that you’re attracted to?”
Yun Zheng smiled and said: "A lady is pregnant with spring, and she is lured by good luck. Is there anything wrong with that?"
"No!" Hua Niang screamed. After saying that, she stood up and walked to Yun Zheng and said: "You can find someone else's daughter to steal, rob, use aphrodisiacs, or sap. Sister will definitely help you."
, only this Lu Qingqing could not succeed. The old god Zhang Ji personally approved her fate, saying that her fate was the fate of the Nine Yang Palace, which was as hopeless as the man's fate. Whoever married him would die.
Without exception, you cannot marry her, it will kill you.
Xiao Yunzheng, be good, listen to your sister, if you like beautiful women, sister will help you find her. In fact, the girl I recruited, Tangtang, is very good. She has two small dimples on her face when she smiles, and her eyes are big.
You can tell that you are sweet to death at just one glance. She is a perfect match for you. With your ability, you don’t need to marry a woman from aristocratic family to be successful. Let me tell you, those women are just like wood. They have no charm at all and they only look like that.
As for the matter, listen to sister, we don’t want her, we want Tangtang.”
"Young master, you want to lie to me again. Tangtang is your life and money tree, will you give her to me? Besides, I fell in, and I thought Lu Qingqing was good. When I came back today, I was still thinking about whether I could
See her in Taoyuan."
Xiaolin stood up and walked to Yun Zheng and asked, "Do you really not care about that Jiuyang wounded officer?"
"Hey, I'm a copper pea in the world. I can't steam it, boil it, pound it, or stir-fry it. I just want to see what this so-called nine-yang wounded organ can do to me!"
"Okay! This is my friend Xiaolin. God always makes things difficult for others. A good man must face adversity, go through rugged roads, and break through thorns. Even if he dies, he must straighten his back. If he dares to embarrass us, he must obey him even if he dies.
Bite off a piece of meat from God's solitary crutch!" Xiao Lin said loudly and boldly, and without realizing it, he used his energy, and dust started to fall from the roof.
Hua Niang couldn't help but puff up her chest and looked at Xiao Lin in a daze, wishing she could pounce on him immediately.
Yun Zheng waved away the dust with his hand, pushed Xiao Lin onto the seat and said: "That's not possible, our lives are more valuable. If God troubles us, we will go around. If you can't offend me, why can't you hide? Are you going to bite me?
God alone, you can go there, my little brother is waving flags and shouting for you from behind, but it is absolutely impossible for me to go up in person.
I am determined to marry Lu Qingqing. Let’s change the way of thinking. If others dare not marry, it means that she is the daughter-in-law left for me by God. Otherwise, where can I find a wife with good family background, appearance, cultivation, and quality?
We have to believe in God, He is kind, but many times we misinterpret His meaning.
In fact, no matter what we think, God will basically think that way. This is what heaven and man say in induction. Brother, don’t keep chewing on God’s crutches when you have nothing to do in the future. God is actually pretty good.”
"Shameless!"
Xiaolin and Hua Niang roared together, and then pushed Yunzheng out of the room. Wugou was right. After Yunzheng learned how to speak in small words, he would spit it out with a bad smell.
He kicked Xiaolin's door angrily, but no one opened the door for him, so he had to look for Yun Er with his hands behind his back. This was a similar person with the same thoughts and knowledge.
Yun Er's life became more and more pleasant. He sat on the bed and listened to Bacon telling him stories. Although these stories were just legends about mountain spirits and ghosts, Yun Er still listened with interest and kept asking questions about the following.
When Barou saw Yunda coming in, he lowered his head and left the room. Yun Er was very sad and annoyed when he saw Barou and said to Yunda: "You are not allowed to hurt my wife again in the future, let alone have any ideas about my wife.
"
Yun Da threw Yun Er into the bed and lay down. He looked at Yun Er and said, "Do you think I made a mistake in marrying Lu Qingqing? Xiaolin wants me to fight God, and Hua Niang wants me to give up. Teacher's
It also means giving up, what do you think?"
Yun Er said impatiently: "Why are you dissatisfied with a virgin marrying a super white and rich girl? As for fortune telling, have you ever cared about it before? If you change places, you will become hesitant. Bitches are all pretentious."
Being called a bitch by Yun Er, Yun Da himself felt quite bitchy. He really picked the wrong person to discuss destiny with Yun Er. This guy is basically in the same group as Xiao Lin. He has been unlucky since he was a child, so he is full of hope for God.
prejudice.
When he was getting ready to go to bed, Lao Liao quietly appeared outside the door and whispered: "Someone brought a big sack."
Yun laughed and asked Lao Liao to find Xiao Lin. Hua Niang came over and took the lead in going to the front hall. There was a big sack on the front hall, and a figure in black was hiding in the shadow of the front hall. When she saw Yun Zheng coming over,
He clasped his fists and said, "Master Chengfeng, please check!"
Yunda untied the sack and found that Brother Hao was indeed in the sack. He checked his breathing and found that he had just passed out. Xiao Lin took a look and said, "Make the sweat medicine!"
Yun Zheng took out the prepared fifty jiaozi from his arms and placed it on the steps in front of the door. He said, "There will be no more relations from now on!" The man standing in the shadow reached out and picked up the jiaozi and counted them carefully.
He put it into his arms, cupped his hands and said, "It doesn't matter anymore!" After saying that, he walked out of the small door.
Xiao Lin followed the man in black out and came back shortly after, saying to Yun Zheng: "All six of them are gone."
After listening to Xiao Lin's words, Yun Zheng asked Lao Liao to find a basin of cold water and pour it on Brother Hao's face. Brother Hao shuddered and slowly opened his eyes. After finally calming down, he saw Yun Zheng.
s face.
"You owe me a hundred dollars!" Yun Zheng looked at Brother Hao and said.
"You gave me your life, and you know I can't afford to repay it. As long as my mother and sister are fine, you can take this life at any time." Brother Hao said it simply and truthfully.
"I know you can't afford it, so I arranged a job for you so that you can pay it back quickly."
"Kill or set fire?"
"I am a good person. I don't kill people or set fires. The job assigned to you is to keep an eye on a brothel. Don't let him be disturbed by other thugs, also known as thugs. When others bully us, you beat them, and we bully others.
You beat him up too, and give you three guan of money every month, two guan of money back to me, and one guan of money to support your wife and sister, and your food and accommodation are all in the brothel, how about that?"
Brother Hao looked at Yun Zheng in confusion, not because the conditions were too harsh, but because the conditions were too good. The money was enough to find two handsome men in Chengdu, and they would rush to do this business.
"As I said, I rescued you because I felt sorry for my mother. Do you think I don't know about the things going on in the market? You are still the most loyal among those people. I heard that Huanhuaxi is your territory, and you can't keep it now.
You are dead, now you are Brother Hao's younger brother named Hao Er, you can only go to the city to hang out in the future."
"Let me see my mother and sister first. As long as they are fine, I will do whatever you say."
"Okay, let's take a shower and change clothes first. It's not good to meet them like this."
Lao Liao led Brother Hao to take a bath. Yun Zheng looked back at Hua Niang and said, "How are you doing?" The thugs I found for you are very good. If the arrests hadn't locked the throats of the eight arrests that day, they would have been killed by him.