Su Jingxian was shocked and was about to call his brother, but found that his brother was already vomiting and rushed out of the hut surrounded by a swarm of flies. He quickly supported his shaky brother and patted his back to make him vomit.
Smoother.
The little boy finally stopped vomiting. He opened his teary eyes and looked at Yun Zheng and said, "Are you sure Du Fu lives in the toilet?"
With these words, Yun Zheng's dislike for the child disappeared in an instant, and he said to the little boy sincerely: "It's my habit to trick you into going to the toilet. In the past, there was a senior monk who carved several words on a stone.
I could only see the first two characters clearly. If I wanted to see clearly what he wrote, I had to climb up a very big stone. I admired this eminent monk, so I climbed up to see what the eminent monk was doing.
I wrote some incomprehensible slogan, but it turned out that it said "the land of reincarnation of grains", and there was yellow and white stuff excreted by eminent monks, which made me afraid to take a big breath in Baiyun Mountain for a long time.
, so I will never let it go if I can trick others into going to the toilet to feel sick."
Not only was the little boy not angry, but he clapped his hands and smiled and said: "It makes sense, it does make sense. If you are unlucky, you must let others try it again, so that you will feel more comfortable. It is indeed a wise statement."
,Brother, do you think so or not?"
Su Jing didn't answer first. He was retching. The two words the little boy tried just now were too disgusting...
"My name is Su Shi, I don't know your name yet!" Seeing that his elder brother was nauseated, the little boy smiled even more happily and introduced himself to Yun Zheng.
Yun Zheng sighed and said: "You must know my name, but you don't know how that woman will arrange me. Guess, I have already revealed too many joints."
Su Jingxian looked at a loss. Their family had just moved from Meishan to Chengdu. Counting today, it was only the third day. It was because of the invitation of two elders, Shi Yanfu and Chen Gongmei, and the death of his grandparents. In order to prevent his father from seeing him.
I am so sad that I just came to Chengdu Prefecture. I am not familiar with the place and I don’t know anyone here.
Su Shi's eyes blinked, and he suddenly smiled and said: "A relative of mine came from Baiyun Mountain to seek refuge last year. She said that there was a black-hearted villain in Dousha County who always bullied her, causing her to have to run away.
Meishan is hiding, that person can't be you, right? But judging from your behavior just now, it looks very similar."
Yun Zheng shook his head and said: "The evil-hearted guy is called Xiao Wugen, not me. Guess again, has that dead girl forgotten a noble and upright person like me?"
Su Jingxian suddenly interjected: "Could it be that you are Yun Zheng? Lan Lan said that you have a younger brother who is very smart, even better than Xiao Shi. Is this true?"
Su Shi laughed and said: "Mother said that I am the smartest. In the future, only Xiaozhe will be able to compare with me and the rest. How can Yun Er compare with me? Do you think I am Yun Da?"
Yun Zheng shook his head and said, "You will be tortured to death by Yun Er."
"This is impossible! I'm going to go find Yun Er now to compete. Where is your home?"
"As long as you row the boat to the edge of a pond full of lotus flowers, walk a hundred feet to the left. There is a big room in the bushes. That is my house. Yun Er is sleeping. He is tired of getting up, so be careful."
Yun Zheng kindly informed the two brothers of the Su family about his location. Yun Er's life was too lazy, which was inappropriate. If Su Shi was brought there, maybe he could inspire this guy's competitive spirit. This guy used to be in school.
When I was in school, I was very competitive and always strived for the first place. Now I probably feel that I am overwhelmed by the high place. Looking at the world, except for the eldest brother, the rest are all idiots. They have no motivation to move forward. Now I find that the Song Dynasty also has something extraordinary.
He is a talented person, and with his temperament, he will certainly not ignore him indifferently.
"You won't go?" Su Shi looked at Yun Zheng suspiciously and asked.
"If you don't go back, if I were there, your defeat would be too ugly. Lanlan would still blame me later. It's not worth it. You go alone." Seeing a trembling old man looking for his boat everywhere, Yun Zheng hurriedly urged the Su family
The two brothers quickly rowed away.
Seeing the two brothers disappear among the lotus leaves, and the old man also found his boat, Yun Zheng was satisfied and went behind the woods to see Du Fu's thatched cottage with his hands behind his back.
The thatched cottage in front of us is surprisingly magnificent. There is no trace of the desolate scene in Du Fu's "Thatched House Broken by the Autumn Wind". The golden grass on the roof reflects the golden light in the sun, and the furnishings in the house are also beautiful.
It's just an extremely luxurious and antique desk. There are thick carpets on the square tiles. There are many tourists inside, and the clear singing voice of the singer lingers in the woods. Grandma, if Du Fu had these belongings,
Why is it that "the leakage at the bedside has no place to dry, and the rain is like hemp on the feet and has not been stopped."
Big Bear? Yun Zheng suddenly saw an old acquaintance. He was bowing to greet guests at the door of Du Fu's house. Other teapots greeted guests by calling them "Grandpa", but he opened his mouth and read a poem by Du Fu.
"Oh my, the plums are ripe and I will eat with Mr. Zhu, and the pine trees are high and I want to talk about Ruan Sheng. Liu Weng came at the right time. The summer is hot, and it is the right time to cook wine with green plums and talk about heroes. Your enemy Zhang Weng is here today.
I came prepared. I just drank ice water to purify my mouth. I am waiting for you to go over and have a tea. Today, the person serving you two tea is Mei Niang. Her delicate hands are pouring tea. The fragrance of the tea has not yet arrived, but the fragrance of the beauty is already there.
Andu... I just don’t know how long Liu Weng can stay today?"
Seeing Da Xiong almost half-carrying and half-supporting the old pervert, who was already hollowed out by wine and sex, into the thatched cottage, Yun Zheng discovered that there was a small line beside the four big black characters of Du Fu Thatched Cottage.
The word "Lingxi Pavilion No. 1" is written on it.
Yun Zheng's hands and feet were numb with anger. Hua Niang was too cruel. It was said that there were three shabby thatched huts here before. Ever since he told Hua Niang that business must be combined with culture, only in this way can it be successful. He didn't expect Hua Niang to combine it.
So simply, spending a lot of money to rebuild Du Fu's Thatched Cottage here, and opening a brothel to Du Fu's home, which is indeed very closely integrated with culture.
"Oh my, it's indeed the Wanli Ship in Dongwu. Guests from far away have arrived. I don't know if you have a girl you like, but you still want to come in and find someone to talk to over wine. I'm not bragging..."
Hearing Big Bear's voice like a broken gong, a layer of white sweat rose up on Yun Zheng's back, and his blue shirt immediately became soaked. It would be better to leave early before being discovered by Big Bear, as the business of the brothel at noon would be over.
Now that it's like this, God knows what it will be like at night.
When we came here we took a boat, and when we went back we had to drive under the sun. Damn Meng Chang, hibiscus was planted on both sides of the road. These things couldn't be used for shade at all. The road was white and full of sunlight, and the clouds were rising from the sky.
He picked a big lotus leaf from the river and put it on his head, but it still couldn't cool him down. Now he regretted tricking the two Su brothers into rowing away in the boat. In fact, he was grabbed by the old man for only two copper coins.
Why let yourself suffer like this?
The cicadas in the distance were roaring desperately, which made Yun Zheng even more irritable. He finally managed to get home, took off his clothes and lay shirtless on the recliner, shouting loudly for the bacon to bring him ice water.
A white and tender little hand appeared in front of Yun Zheng. Looking at the sour plum soup jar with water drops still hanging on it, Yun Zheng pulled it aside without thinking and continued to shout about bacon.
What a hell if what this little hand brings out is drinkable. Su Shi’s tendency to tease people has not changed even in his later years. How can he expect to be so kind now?
Bacon was better. Yun Zheng poured everything into his mouth without looking at it, even if it was poison. He drank a large pot of sour plum soup and finally saved his life.
"Liar! Little thief!" These two words came out of the mouth of a pink little boy and had a particularly shocking power. Needless to say, this guy lost to Yun Er.
"What? Not Yun Er's opponent? What are you competing for? Endorsement, arithmetic, or poetry?"
"Obviously you stole the boat and tricked my brother and me into filling the tank for you. We were chased by that old man for a long time!"
"Tell me clearly, what are you competing for? How many things did you lose? Or did you lose them all?"
"We don't agree with Uncle Zhong when it comes to endorsements. We can't even compose poetry. Arithmetic is nonsense. How can a servant be so stupid as to fill water into the pool and pump water outside at the same time? This is something only a fool can do."
"So you failed in arithmetic along the way? Don't worry about whether the servant is stupid or not. Putting chickens and rabbits in a cage and counting feet is even stupider. That's what arithmetic is like. Your arithmetic is no better than mine.
Let your family take advantage. When your father teaches you, he also teaches Yun Er. When I teach Yun Er arithmetic, I will also teach you. It is a big loss. Ask your father if he is willing.
willing."
Yun Zheng is very satisfied with this result. This is what it should be. Yun Er's arithmetic foundation is not comparable to that of the Song Dynasty people. Even if he is the top evildoer, society has not developed to that level. Today's arithmetic
There are not many problems for Yuner.
He turned around and looked around, but didn't find Su Jingxian, so he asked Su Shi: "Where is your elder brother?"
"My eldest brother has gone home and told Sister Lanlan that you are here. My home is not far away. I heard from Sister Lanlan that your buns are delicious. Yun Er plans to treat me to a meal. Sister Bacon is steaming the buns.
, it’s obviously a pancake with stuffing, why is it called a steamed bun?”
Yun Zheng stared at the few white pockmarks on Su Shi's nose and said with a smile: "The fillings are all wrapped in dough. What else do you call steamed buns? Eat more in a while and bring some more when you go home. Yun Er and you
Help dad with some kind words when he is studying, but these words must be said to your mother, not your father."
"Why? It was my father who taught us knowledge, not my mother."
"Do you think I don't know who in your family keeps what he says?" Yun Zheng said to Su Shi while wiping the sweat on his body with a towel. (To be continued)