Yun Zheng spoke very quickly, and he told a shocking thing in an understatement. It did not have much credibility. Even Wugou and Xiaolin thought so. Only Hua Niang looked at Yun Zheng seriously.
At a glance, she knew better than anyone else what this person wanted to do.
"Tangtang is going to sing soon, why don't you stay and listen?" Hua Niang saw Yun Zheng looking like he was about to leave, so she quickly stopped her, saying that she hadn't seen Wugou and Xiaolin for a long time, so she should stay and have a nice talk.
Yun Zheng looked at Xiao Lin and Wugou and said, "If you want to talk, let's go to home and talk. There will be wine and meat there. Don't talk here. I always feel uncomfortable all over."
Wugou laughed and said: "Color is emptiness and color. There is color in the eyes, but there is no color in the heart. In the eyes of the poor monk, there is no difference between a prosperous brothel and a desolate ancient temple. Long time no see, friends are having wonderful conversations and drinking, it is the same everywhere."
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Xiaolin also smiled and said that his Taoist heart was strong and could withstand any test. He and Yunzheng had already negotiated the gunpowder matter, so he had nothing to worry about. It was just that there was something wrong with the look in Hua Niang's eyes.
"No, I'll prepare the food and wine for you to come tomorrow. The fun of tonight has been exhausted. It's getting late. If you don't go home, Zhuo Jing should be worried. There's a time for banquets. This is a saying my husband taught me. I can use it here.
Very appropriate, Master, Bacon has recently learned how to make some new foods, how about you and I go back and enjoy them?"
Wugou is also a sweetheart with seven orifices. After hearing what Yun Zheng said, how can he not understand the end? He patted his big belly and followed Yun Zheng out of the small building without even saying hello, leaving the space here to Xiao Lin.
and flower girl.
Wugou complained as he walked: "The wine and food in Lingxi Pavilion are very famous, and the excuse you made up is really unreasonable."
As he walked, Yun Zheng lifted up the annoying flower branches and said with emotion: "I died once, so I know the meaning of having all the joy in life, so I quickly married a wife and bought a house quickly, thinking that I could use this short period of time
Life should be lived with more flavor, and Xiaolin is wasting his years. That is his tragedy. As old friends, you and I have the obligation to kick his butt at the most critical moment."
After walking through the winding path, he unknowingly arrived at the back door of Lingxi Pavilion. Just when Yun Zheng was about to poke his head in and call Han Niu, he found a familiar figure standing motionless in the shadow of the back door.
Duan Hong? Are you starting to monitor Lingxi Pavilion now? Hao Er is not in Lingxi Pavilion. I heard that he went to Luzhou to purchase. It will take a while to come back. I don’t know what this guy is doing.
Slowly approaching from behind, he didn't react at all. He seemed to be dumbfounded. This guy was so smart, how could he be so careless?
Yun Zheng put his head on his shoulder, looked in the direction of his eyes, and found that he was looking at the main building of Lingxi Pavilion. There was singing coming from the upstairs, with only pipa playing, and no orchestra. Listen carefully, inside the building
The singing voice that came out was the song "Farewell" that Yun Zheng plagiarized. The singer should be Tangtang, right?
"I don't have enough money, so I can only listen here. Every time I hear this song, I always feel that she sang it to me as a farewell, just a farewell!" Duan Hong's voice suddenly sounded, startling Yun Zheng.
Jump, people in the Song Dynasty were not good at concealing their emotions, and mostly put their emotions in poetry. Old farmers in the countryside couldn't do those elegant things, so "I want to sleep with you" became the most practical and brave one
The way of expression, however, this way of expression sounds different to different people.
Duan Hong is now the man who shouts to others that I want to sleep with you, but the person to whom he confides his affection cannot hear him.
"That's a song. Tangtang is singing to everyone, not necessarily talking to you. If you don't have money, how about I help you go in and listen to it?"
The wishes of music lovers must be met, otherwise it would be bad to squat in front of Yun's house all day long to check for adultery.
"No need!" Duan Hong refused coldly and then slowly walked along the high wall into the still lively crowd in front.
Monk Wugou was the best playmate. He never talked too much and just laughed like a Maitreya Buddha. When he saw Han Niu taking a nap in the carriage, he got into the carriage first and told Yunzheng and Duan Hongzhi
There is no question about what kind of dispute there is between them.
Lu Qingqing sat sadly in the flower hall, holding a flute in her hand but having no intention of playing. Xiao Chong was lying on the table with his chin in his hands to accompany his young lady. She simply didn’t understand why her young lady was in a bad mood.
It's just a visit to a brothel. I heard that Lingxi Pavilion is very interesting. I asked Butler Liao, but he just refused to tell me what the fun was inside. He was stingy!
Yun Er and bacon were sitting in the yard enjoying the cool air. bacon secretly looked at Lu Qingqing in the flower hall while embroidering his own flowers. Yun Er was holding a book in his hand and reading. Su Shi surpassed him so much in this aspect.
, which he couldn't tolerate at all.
The sound of the carriage grinding against the bluestone came over. When Old Liao listened, a smile appeared on his face. After all, his young master was still a restrained person. He hurriedly dismissed his classmates and came back. Now
Okay, that's good, so that my wife won't be restless at home alone.
"I'm back!" Yun Zheng opened the door and shouted, holding several large lotus leaf bags in his hand. Yun Er threw away the book in his hand and put his nose to the lotus leaf bags to smell them carefully.
"I want to eat Jar Chicken!"
Yun Zheng smiled and put a lotus leaf bag in Bacon's hand and asked her to help Yun Er tear it open. A package of pig head meat was placed in Lao Liao's hand, and a few hooves were thrown to Xanthium, which Hanniu held in his arms.
He walked in with two large jars of wine and burped, shouting loudly for monkeys as he walked. As for Monk Wugou, who had no trace of the monk's demeanor, he carried a huge fat goose and ate it until his mouth was full of oil.
"Husband is back." From the moment Yun Zheng walked in, a smile appeared on Lu Qingqing's face. When she saw her husband carrying a lot of things, he knew that he spent more time in the market than in a brothel.
Only then did my high-hanging heart relax.
"Madam, come and meet Master Wugou who has told you countless times. I met an old friend tonight, so I came back early." Wugou looked Lu Qingqing up and down while carrying the fat goose, and then said with a smile: "Back then,
When Yun Zheng walked out of Dousha Pass, the poor monk knew that he was shining brightly, and it was true. You don't need to be polite when you meet the poor monk, he is just a wild monk."
"Master Wugou is a famous scholar in Shu, and Qing Qing is very polite."
Wugou shook the fat goose in his hand, and Yun Er carried it under the eaves. Monkey and the others had already moved the big table out.
Yun Zheng put the last lotus leaf bag in Xiao Chong's hand, and Xiao Chong immediately happily went to the table to see what was in his lotus leaf bag.
Lu Qingqing smiled charmingly at Yun Zheng, and then inadvertently pinched her husband with her fingers. This was all as it should be. On the first day he returned home, he abandoned his wife and went to a brothel without being raped.
It was already very merciful to poke him with a knife. A small twist was nothing, and a bamboo tube appeared from his arms like magic. It was still warm to the touch. Yun Zheng took out the stopper, and the sweet taste of water chestnuts burst out.
The fragrance fills the air and opens up. This is Lu Qingqing’s favorite snack.
There was a lot of excitement on the table as people exchanged cups and cups. Even Lanlan walked out of the room when she heard that Master Wugou was here and thanked him for taking him in that day.
"Amitabha, it's good, it's good, the blue light shines brightly now, and it is different from the clouds and mud when I was in Baiyun Temple. I heard that you are planning to build a silk reeling workshop, okay, poor monk, I hope your wishes will come true."
What he said was completely like that of an eminent monk, but the oily mouth and the half-bitten fat goose leg in his hand were really unconvincing. Lanlan knew the nature of Master Wugou, and from the table
He picked up the wine flask and kept pouring wine for him, so Wugou's laughter seemed to get louder.
The moon was at the top of the sky, and this sudden happy gathering ended. Yun Zheng returned to the bedroom and said to Lu Qingqing with a smile: "I have told Master Wugou and Xiao Lin about the white jade picture, but they don't believe it, haha
, this has nothing to do with me, as long as a little bit of news leaks out about the matter, Han Lin will definitely know it, this time, it will be weird if I don't peel off a layer of his skin!"
Lu Qingqing held Yun Zheng's arm worriedly and said, "Husband, weren't you just ready to settle the matter? Why do you want to target Taoist Hanlin again? His status is special. Besides, Chengyan Temple was blown up.
He's helping you hide it, so don't get to know him, okay?"
"It's only between me and him, madam, we must increase our bargaining chip. Only in this way, Han Lin will treat us more cautiously, until the chips are so heavy that Han Lin can't hold up the scale, we
It’s a sure win.”
Lu Qingqing found that she could not keep up with her husband's jumping thoughts. When she was in a daze, she heard Yun Zheng say: "This is something I only figured out when I passed by your Taolin.
Passing by the peach grove today, I saw that many branches with fruit hanging on them were overloaded and broken. After careful observation, I found that the broken branches were not the ones bearing the most fruit, but those with a medium number of fruits.
Once there are many fruits on a branch, fruit farmers will use ropes to help these branches bear the weight, but those medium branches do not have such benefits, so after a heavy rain or strong wind, they will
Break it off, so I plan to make a branch full of fruits, so that the fruit farmer in the imperial court can automatically help me bear some of the pressure, or I will hand over all the weight to the rope and bask in the sunshine happily.
If possible, Mr. Lu Qingyuan will be my first rope!" (To be continued)