After leaving the gate of Xiao's house, Yun Er urged Bacon to leave early and stay away from Yun Da. He got into trouble today and might not be able to escape if he was beaten, but he could get there just by sitting on the bullock cart. The bullock cart turned a corner.
, arrived at a quiet place where no one was, Yun Da bared his white teeth and looked at Yun Erxiao. He pulled him out of the bamboo basket, pulled off his pants, exposed his white buttocks and asked him.
"How many times?" Yun Er pouted and said harshly: "Five times, no, three times."
"Three swats can only punish you for being naughty, but five swats can punish your bad temper." After saying this, Yun Da rounded up his palm and slapped Yun Er hard five times on the buttocks. His white and tender buttocks suddenly became plump.
There were five obvious slap marks.
After being beaten, Yun Er pulled up his pants, looked at the tearful bacon and asked, "I'm the one getting beaten, why are you crying?"
"I saw you getting beaten..."
"It's just so so. Second Young Master, I can resist the beatings, but my butt hurts from being beaten too much today. You have to carry me on your back. Let's go to a restaurant and eat more today to try to make up for it." Yun Er touched the bacon.
head to comfort her.
Yun Da straddled the chariot shaft, shaking the whip in his hand and not caring about the pair of vicious eyes behind him. As for the other pair of more resentful eyes, he didn't care even more.
I have already received the exam voucher in my arms. Five days later, on February 10th, I will take my first exam in this world at the county government office. I don’t feel nervous, I just feel waves of excitement.
"The sky is against the earth, the rain is against the wind. The continent is against the sky. The mountain flowers are against the sea trees. The red sun is against the sky. The thunder is faint and the fog is misty. The sun is against the sky. The wind is high, the moon is white in autumn, and the sunset is red after rain. The two stars of the Ox and the Girl are around.
, participating in the two-day battle to the west and east. In October, the rustling frost at the border fortress startled the garrison; in the third winter, the river was filled with snow and cold fishermen."
This is Li Yu's "Li Weng Dui Yun". When I was in college, I worked hard on this thing. Although I can't use it now to the level of proficiency, it should be used to deal with a few boys.
No problem, Li Yunai was a figure from the late Ming Dynasty and early Qing Dynasty. Using such a mature classic to deal with the original couplets of the Song Dynasty, Yun Zheng was full of confidence in winning, because the old master just said that the county magistrate just likes to be in the Song Dynasty.
Examination papers contain this stuff, and many candidates fail at this level. They do not know how to deal with it and are called Wenniu by the county, which means a bully who only knows how to study.
"Yunda, do you really plan to use this thing to get a diploma?"
"Nonsense, it's called fame now. If you don't become a scholar, I can't even keep your job. Do you think I'm willing to hand over the business of the mountain people to Liu Dutou and the others? It's impossible not to hand it over. Our lives are more valuable, oh,
The lives of the three of us are more precious now. We will deal with them after the roll call at Donghua Gate."
Yun Zheng's face turned gloomy at this moment, as if he could squeeze out water.
"This old man seems pretty good. He gives you clear and detailed directions, right?" Yun Er scratched his head in confusion.
"That's what we got in exchange for our big business. If you look at his grandson, you will know how good his tutor is. After we leave Dousha Town, he will definitely compete with Liu Dutou. Liu Dutou
As a favor to us, I have already reminded him to see if he can wake up. If he is stubborn, he might be killed. "
Yun Zheng broke the matter into pieces and told it to Yun Er. He hoped that Yun Er could remember it longer and run into less trouble in the future. Teenagers should also be exposed to the dark side.
Something.
"Why don't they fight now? Isn't it good for us to reap the benefits?" Yun Er raised his face and asked Yun Da.
"You are thinking too much. We are now old fishermen, holding broken nets in our hands. To us, the two sharks fighting in the water are two sharks. No matter how weak the shark is, it will not be a problem for us brothers to kill us. If we sit down
The prerequisite for reaping the benefits of the fisherman is that the fisherman is strong enough and has good equipment. We do not have these two things, so giving up is also a strategy."
Yun Er nodded, snuggled into Bronze's arms and stopped talking. He was probably thinking about what Yun Da said. As long as people start thinking, no matter whether it is right or not, it is a good habit. Yun Da is very fond of Yun Er.
of satisfaction.
The famous grilled tofu here cannot be eaten without adding spicy sauce. It is hard to describe the taste when it is dipped in soy sauce and vinegar. Anyway, Yun Zheng felt like he was going crazy.
Since chili peppers are still in America, Yun Zheng can't say that people are wasting delicious food. He can only stand on the side and watch the bacon gobbled up. This kid has a wolfish spirit no matter what he eats. Yun Er holds a quilt.
The grilled tofu served with bacon was also delicious. Seeing that Yun Er looked good-looking, the dirty old man who grilled the tofu actually gave them one more.
Yun Zheng has never discriminated against workers' hands, nor does he dare to discriminate against working people's hands. On the contrary, he believes that rough and big hands have a special kind of beauty. However, if such hands are not washed, it would be too much to continue holding tofu and baking it after wiping the nose.
Knocking out the tofu in Yunshui's hand, he also knocked out the tofu in Bacon's hand. How dare you eat something baked by an old guy with a cold? He didn't care about the aggrieved expressions of the two people and forcibly dragged them away from that dirty place.
Old man.
"It's very fragrant, young master. It's delicious. I've wanted to eat it before, but I finally got it today." Yun Zheng dragged the bacon with one hand and couldn't get away. He wiped his tears with his other hand and said to Yun Zheng aggrievedly.
"What does it smell like? I will cook it for you when the seasoning is right. No matter how delicious the food made by such a dirty old man is, you are not allowed to eat it. For the sake of your mouth, you will be in big trouble if you get sick from eating it. And you, Yun Er, see clearly in the future.
Eat again."
Both of them were crying, which made Yun Zheng feel dizzy. Fortunately, there was a sugar cane seller in front of him. He picked a particularly purple sugar cane with white frost on it. He peeled it with his own knife and stuffed it into each person's hands.
After a while, the two of them started laughing.
The family of three gnawed sugar cane while walking, paying no attention to the pointing of the people next to them, let alone the thunderous yelling of the dirty old man behind them, and prepared to go home.
When the oxcart passed by the big bluestone, Liu Dutou had disappeared. It seemed that the transaction in the mountain was over. The two Tibetan children came into contact with the dirty old man with a runny nose today. Yun Zheng thought it was necessary to get some isatis roots and honeysuckle.
After going back to make soup, the drug shop worker quickly divided the medicine and told him the recipe for decoction. Yun Zheng said goodbye to his master and returned to the village.
The old patriarch knew what Yun Zheng was going to do today. He was squatting on the Wo Niu Stone at the entrance of the village and saw Yun Zheng driving an ox cart from a distance. He ran over quickly and asked, "How are you doing, baby?"
"It's done, the tenth grade exam." The old patriarch had read Yun Zheng's post. Although he couldn't read it and couldn't understand the words on it, it didn't hinder him from turning over and over to appreciate it.
The only thing he kept repeating in his mouth was: "Ancestors bless you, ancestors bless you!"