Wugou slapped his belly hard and said, "There are three killings in heaven: blessing, fortune, and longevity. But I don't know what Xiao Tan Yue wants to kill the poor monk?"
Yun Zheng was preparing to leave with his hands behind his back. Just now when the monk said that he wanted Yun Er to become a novice monk for him, he really had murderous intentions. His mind was running at high speed in an instant, looking for ways to deal with it. A cluster of oleanders at the foot of the mountain came to him.
He was greatly inspired. When he heard Monk Wugou ask himself this question, he replied with a sullen face: "I have no interest in killing anyone who is lucky, lucky, or longevity. The only thing I will kill is your life."
"Presumptuous!" Monk Wugou didn't say anything, but Xiao Wugen scolded Yun Zheng loudly. The other young men and women looked at the angry Yun Zheng in surprise. They didn't expect that this young man had the courage to criticize Wugou, who was famous in Shu.
Monk.
Monk Wugou still had an expression on his face and asked Yunzheng with a smile: "I would like to hear the details! Today's test question might as well ask you to think about how to kill me, provided that I die silently."
"Today the junior came here recklessly. If I am disrespectful, please ask Zen Master Haihan. When I am born in the evening, I will ask the ancestor to come to the door to apologize in person!" Xiao Wugen's face was ashen, he cupped his hands and was about to leave. He thought that Monk Wugou was angry.
"Cambodian book! What you come here to ask for is nothing more than a Cambodian book. Today, as long as one of you can devise a conspiracy to make the poor monk die silently, he will be the winner. Lao Monk will immediately start writing the Cambodian book.
, absolutely nothing."
Xiao Wugen was stunned for a moment. Everyone said that Monk Wugou was weird, but he didn't expect that he was so weird. Being recommended by Monk Wugou, who was famous in Sichuan, was very important for him.
It means that with this recommendation letter, as long as I don’t do too badly in the exam, I can definitely go to Bianliang City in Tokyo. Thinking of this, my heart suddenly became hot. Looking back at Yun Zheng, I found that he had already
After disappearing, I felt that even though Yun Zheng was all bad, he was still a very sensible person.
Miss Lin had kept her mouth shut since she saw Yun Da appear and didn't say a word. Now that she heard that Monk Wugou was going to use the Cambodian book as a lottery ticket, she couldn't help but become more interested. Seeing that Yunzheng seemed to be very interested in Wugou's Cambodian book.
I don't really care. For the sake of my own face, I chose to give up and couldn't help but sigh. This is the so-called pedantic mentality. No matter how smart such people are, they can only end up in vain. In this world, it is not just knowledge that does not advance but retreats.
, this principle is applicable everywhere.
A person who cannot do everything possible cannot become the husband in Luo Fu's words. Lan Lan has always believed that the husband in Luo Fu's words should be the husband in her dream.
"There are more than a thousand horses riding in the East, and my husband is at the top. What's the use of knowing my husband? The white horse is from the Li colt. The green silk is tied to the tail, and the gold is tied to the horse's head. The deer and Lu sword in the waist can be worth more than ten million. A minor official in the fifteenth house, two
He was an official of the ten dynasties, a minister of thirty, and a resident of the city of forty. He was a clean-skinned man, and his hair was quite bearded. He walked around the palace, and slowly came to the palace. There were several people sitting in the middle, and they all said that the husband and son-in-law were special. "Yu Lan
Liang Qi, who has a good relationship with Lan Lan, saw that Lan Lan was in a state of intoxication again, and understood very clearly that she was going to see her husband with his carriages and horses, and couldn't help but recite Luo Fuxing to tease her. Lan Lan did not
She didn't show any shyness like ordinary women, but asked Liang Qi with her eyes widened: "Don't you want a husband like that?"
Liang Qi shook her head and pointed angrily at the group of useless young men who were reprimanded by the Wugou monk and retorted: "Husbands in poetry are always in poetry. We are full of such wastes and idiots. What do you want me to do?" choose?
It's just that he can't save people. He can't even kill people now. Listen to what he said. He was covered with a black scarf and wore thin-soled fast boots on a dark and windy night in January. He held a sharp knife in his hand. Falling, isn't it wonderful? Are you stupid by reading "The Biography of Heroes"?
And that idiot actually wanted to make a date with the murderer after he paid him to kill him. Is this because he thinks he has a long life? "
Lan Lan looked at the group of teenagers and said lazily: "The daughter's family always has to suffer some losses, but there must be a man in our hearts. God will pay off. If you look slowly, you will always find it."
Liang Qi's eyes suddenly rolled around and she said to Lanlan: "I don't know why, but I always feel that Yun Da can stand out. Do you want to help him from behind? Compared with these people, Yun Dahuo is the only one who can stand out." It’s more like a human being.”
Lanlan rolled her big eyes at Liang Qi and said, "Be careful, although Yun Da is not a bad person, I'm afraid he is not a good person either. I have collected some of his things one by one these days, and after summarizing, I found that this Humans are definitely not simple. He is like a cunning fox, living as a pig in a pigsty. If you are careful, you will fall in and be unable to pull him out. I used to think that this person must be a heartless and unjust person. Who knew that just now he actually did something for his younger brother? I have the intention to kill, it seems that my opinion is still a bit biased."
When the two little girls were whispering, Wugou's school examination had ended. He irritably shouted at the group of teenagers with his big sleeves and said: "Either he is brave but not brave, or he is brave but not wise, Monk Wugou" Although he is vulgar, he is a man who has traveled all over the country. How can he be harmed by your petty tricks? How come today's young people can't even kill someone thoroughly? "
The old Taoist priest chewed a grass stalk and said slowly to Monk Wugou: "Go and ask that young man. His method should be feasible. These people are just talking casually. That young man really wants to kill you. I It feels like he can really kill you."
"Old Taoist Xiao Lin, what you said is too much. How can a scholar have the intention to kill people at will?" Hearing Old Taoist Xiao Lin remind himself for the second time, it doesn't matter if Monk Wugou doesn't care. He knows that his old friend never fights. Lie.
"I know you fancy his brother's intelligence, but I still warn you, don't make any decisions, you might really die. I even think he is already making preparations to deal with you. Be careful, for this kind of person. You can't touch the reverse scale, whoever touches it will die."
Yunzheng was making a wreath, but a lot of oleanders were added to this wreath. After weaving the wreath, he washed his hands in a shallow puddle. There were still a few in the puddle that had not had time to escape back to the small puddle. Not long after Yunzheng washed his hands, all the small fish in the stream were floating on the water and no longer moved.
"Master, this thing is poisonous!" Bacon said to Yun Zheng, pointing to the wreath in his hand.
"I know, this is my gift to the monk, I hope he won't dislike it." Yun Zheng replied slowly.
This is a warning from Yun Zheng, telling Monk Wugou that as long as you don't kill me right away, I will kill everyone in your temple. Sometimes, when it's time to fight, you can't be stingy with your life. If you are stingy, you will lose your life.