"Since you went to war, the family has changed a lot... The second brother has become more sensible. He takes care of many things in the family. Although the women in the family can manage the business well, they can't go out to sign contracts and negotiate.
When it comes to the details of the sale, I will only recognize you or my second brother... Even if I wear a flying phoenix hairpin, the ones who come out to entertain me are still women...
The men in our family are all responsible. When my second brother learned that someone in the family needed to come to the capital to serve as a hostage, he followed Mr. Peng Li to the capital without even thinking about it. He asked me not to worry... but he didn't know where he left.
One day my eyes were swollen from crying.
You, a father, don't care about your daughter at all. When you left, you didn't even give your daughter a name. You didn't dare to be a concubine, so you had to call her "baby". When your ancestors came over, they could only call her "girl"...
Bacon is a disobedient person who doesn't want to come to Bianliang City in Tokyo and cries whenever he talks about it... Qiu Yan has the title of a concubine of the Yun family, but she can only wear her hair in a girl's style, but her figure is more fussy.
people……"
Yun Zheng lay in the bathtub with a smile and listened to his wife's nagging. This kind of nagging was much more interesting than listening to Wu Shengjun's scout report on the military situation. He hadn't listened to it for more than a year, and now he couldn't get enough of hearing Lu Qingqing talk about these trivial matters at home.
Speaking of which, he turned his head to the side and saw Lu Qingqing bending down to wash his hair. This woman was not wearing a bra. Not only could she see the two greasy hills, but even the bright red color was exposed.
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So what Lu Qingqing said at this time seemed to suddenly become the voice-over of the movie, and the wonderful scenery in front of him attracted all Yun Zheng's ideas.
"Oh, don't move around. I'm washing my hair. It's full of dust..."
"If you move around again, you'll wash it yourself. You even claim to be a germophobe, and you'll be as dirty as a pig... Oops..."
At this point, the man's family is a loser. Regardless of whether he is a pig or not, he should take care of the important things first and deal with the rest later. The daughter was taken away by Ge Qiuyan with a wink, and it was clearly arranged for tomorrow.
This time it happened to cause trouble...
Yun Zheng actually has a lot of research on the issue of sexual intercourse. This issue can be extended to the entire animal kingdom. Dolphins are very intelligent animals. When the estrus period comes, a male dolphin knows how to cooperate with another male dolphin to force the female dolphin to "submit."
, this is "cooperation" and a model of "mutual benefit and altruism".
A strong male lion becomes king and dominates all the surrounding female lions, while other male lions can only stand aside and watch it enjoy itself alone. This is sexual monopoly.
In addition to the queen, the emperor is said to have three palaces, six courtyards and seventy-two concubines. There are no men in the harem. If you insist that there are men, then they are incomplete men. Is that phenomenon considered a sexual monopoly?
Other animals only mate during the season. Only humans can be in high spirits at any time of the year. Yun Zheng feels that it is because of this evolutionary milestone of humans that they have left those ferocious animals far behind.
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Maybe God couldn't stand how arrogant humans are, so he gave them some very bad habits. As far as Yun Zheng knows, when beasts like lions and tigers choose a mate, they first require strong limbs and sharp teeth.
I don't care whether there are scars on my face or not, I only care about whether I can produce strong offspring. It can be seen that the mating of animals is pure, and it is just for the purpose of producing offspring and propagating the race.
When male humans choose a mate, they will first exclude those female humans who are strong, thick arms and legs, and then eliminate those who are not attractive in appearance.
Ruo Taohua becomes a panting woman after just two steps, turning a noble and holy human activity into pleasure. This kind of behavior makes even mice look down on her...
Lions are very strong. I heard that if people have more than fifty sexual activities a day, they will become useless...
So when Yun Zheng woke up the next day, his waist was sore and his limbs were weak. He reluctantly opened his eyes and got up. After doing personal hygiene, he looked at the sunset in the sky and felt that he should continue to sleep...
At first, it was okay for Lu Qingqing to be the only one, just a weak woman who would beg for mercy every now and then. However, since she was replaced by Ge Qiuyan one night, life became a little difficult.
Seeing the plump body that almost exploded, Yun Zheng let out a lion-like roar from the bottom of his throat...
God knows how long these days have passed. Anyway, Mr. Peng Li was very angry when he saw Yun Zheng's appearance. He not only scolded Yun Zheng, but also scolded Lu Qingqing and Ge Qiuyan, and finally pointed at Yun Zheng's nose.
After cursing "Nothing good!", he took Yun Er and Su Shi, Su Che and the others away from home...
The Yun family was very quiet. This was Zou Tong's first feeling when he came to the Yun family. He walked through the hall and came to the back garden, and saw the sick Yun Zheng lying on a soft couch, with a pale face, a warm smile, and his hands.
Holding a volume in his hand, he smiled and said to himself: "My companion is here. It's Yun Zheng's fault for not being able to greet me. Please take a seat quickly."
This was the first time Zou Tong saw Yun Zheng up close. He could not connect this elegant scholar with the commander-in-chief who killed countless people and traveled across the battlefield.
She was wearing a blue brocade robe that was half-covered, with her fair neck exposed. Her hair was simply tied into a ponytail and hung diagonally on her brocade. Her hands exposed outside the thin quilt were white and slender, and her smiling face could
It warms people to the core of their hearts.
"My slave has met Marquis Wenxin. His Majesty heard that the Marquis was unwell, so he sent his slave to greet him and bring some usable medicinal materials. If the medicinal materials are not enough, His Majesty said that he can go to the palace treasury to get them."
Yun Zheng cupped his hands towards the palace and said: "I would like to express my gratitude and ask you to report back to your majesty. I am just tired, and I occasionally feel cold, which is not a serious problem. If I were not worried about passing on the illness to your majesty, I would have entered the palace a long time ago."
I see, it’s Yun Zheng’s fault that His Majesty has been worried over and over again because of his low body.”
Ge Qiuyan brought tea and snacks to Zou Tong. Zou Tong seemed to have something to say and was not in a hurry to leave. He thanked him and took a sip from the tea cup and said with a smile: "Finally, I have tea from Yunhou's house. I heard that speculation
Did the tea method come from the hands of Marquis Yun?"
Yun Zheng chuckled and said: "Predecessors have thought of this method a long time ago, but they were not good at promoting it, so they buried it in the countryside. Did Yun Zheng accidentally learn about it? Is it like picking up a pearl in the sea?
Since I like it, there seems to be some spring tea this year. Qiu Yan, go and prepare some for your companion. Enjoying it alone is not as good as sharing it with others."
When Zou Tong saw Ge Qiuyan leaving the back garden, he smiled and said: "Your Majesty asked me to ask Marquis Wenxin, when can you go to court? There are many problems in the battle of Guangnan that require you, Marquis Yun, who has experienced it personally.
Let me give your Majesty some advice."
Yun Zheng smiled and said: "Your Majesty thinks so highly of Yun Zheng. I am just a warrior. How can I participate in the important affairs of the country? I have great power in the Song Dynasty, and Pang Gong and others are even more wise and wise. If there is anything that cannot be decided, please ask Your Majesty to accept Yun."
Zheng has been lazy for a few days."
Zou Tong said again: "But the army is victorious and the country has its own etiquette. Marquis Yun doesn't care about the glory. Don't your subordinates care about it either? Doing this will chill the hearts of the soldiers."
"With the army outside, Yun Zheng may have the guts to do something against the emperor. That's because the border is too far away and there is no time to ask for instructions. Now that the whole army has returned, Wu Shengjun is your majesty's minions. Let the Privy Council decide what to do.
Yun Zheng has absolutely no opinion."
Zou Tong sighed and said, "It is rare in this country to be so indifferent to fame and wealth as the Marquis."
"That's because Judge Dee hasn't taught you yet. If Master Dee comes back to the court, you will understand what it means to be truly indifferent to fame and wealth!"
Zou Tong saw that Yun Zheng didn't miss a word and had no intention of going to court, so he had no choice but to say goodbye and leave.
After Lu Qingqing sent Zou Tong off in person, he quickly returned to the back garden, sat next to Yun Zheng and asked worriedly: "Husband, you have refused to go to court three times. If you continue like this, will it embarrass His Majesty?"
Yun Zheng smiled and said: "Haven't you noticed yet? In fact, no one wants to see me go to court? Shi Zhongxin and the others have not been in court for half a year, but has anyone ever asked? As long as I don't go to court, I won't cause any trouble. The first two
I didn't go to court after claiming to be ill. Is there any news from those imperial officials? Don't worry! The world can function normally without anyone, and no one is indispensable."
Lu Qingqing held Yun Zheng's hand that penetrated from the collar tightly and begged: "You are not in good health now. It will not be good for your health to cut it off. Mr. Peng Li is even angry."
Seeing Lu Qingqing's resolute attitude, Yun Zheng withdrew his mischievous hand and picked up the book again to read.
Lu Qingqing said softly: "It's still a long time. If you take good care of your body, you can do whatever you want, but you don't dare to damage it."
"Humph, give me a slap in the face, right? You and I spent less time together and separated more, and finally got home, but you still don't let me touch you. Let me tell you, for me now, there is no sexual intercourse in any state, military or political affairs.
Important! From now on, just ask Pang Ji for political affairs, Di Qing for military matters, and me for sexual matters!"
Lu Qingqing laughed so hard that when his smile softened, he lay on Yun Zheng's chest and said, "My lord, if these words get out, the people in Tokyo will laugh out loud."
Yun Zheng smiled and put his hand in again and kneaded it and said: "A hundred years of life are like a fleeting moment. There are endless secrets in the world waiting for us to explore, countless delicacies waiting for me to taste, and there are two beauties waiting at home.
I'm going to get close to you. Whoever has time to ask about state affairs can go to hell."
When Ge Qiuyan walked in with her daughter Yun Luoluo in her arms, she saw Lu Qingqing's clothes were messy and his face was red. He quickly covered his daughter's dark eyes and said: "You two should also pay attention and be careful to be seen by the children."
With the arrival of his little girl, the fire in Yun Zheng's heart immediately subsided. He stood up, picked up his girl, held her against his neck, and planned to take him for a walk in the garden.
Ge Qiuyan said quickly: "Master, the Shi family, the Wang family, and the Cao family have invited me to the Liyuan for a banquet. I'd like to give you a guarantee whether you want to go or not. The steward of the Shi family has been here three times."
"Then go, everyone is going. I heard that the Shi family's pears are very good. I will pick a few baskets to celebrate the festival." Yun Zheng jumped around like a rabbit to make his daughter happy: "My daughter is going too!"
Ge Qiuyan agreed and hurried to the front to reply to the post. This was the first aristocratic feast that Yunfu had attended in Kaifeng. She wanted to see how rich people lived. (To be continued)