Emperor Taizu took back all the military power of General Conglong to the central government after a banquet and a few tears, and used a chair to deprive the prime minister of most of his power. A mere gossip drove the Qingli Reform to the bottom
In the abyss, everyone who had anything to do with the reform fled to the remote military states...
The fact that the Song Dynasty has been able to stand up to this day in a world surrounded by wolves has to be said that his blessings are very strong. Of course, Yun Zheng could not tell the tragic events that would happen during the Xuanhe period, and no one would believe him if he told him.
It was only then that Yun Zheng realized the pain of those prophets. Your behavior was obviously right, but you could only watch others carrying you and running wildly on the road of destruction...
Now I know the reason why prophets are blind in most legends. It is precisely because they can't bear to see other people's stupidity that they feel comfortable being blind. The less they see, the less pain they will suffer.
Yun Zheng took two fingers and pressed hard into his eye sockets. He stopped when his eyeballs were about to be squeezed out. He swore with tears that he would never do this again, it was too painful.
When he entered Ge Qiuyan's room at night, he immediately felt how wise he was for not gouging out his eyes. When a half-naked beauty Tingting draped in a gauze curled up to him under the light, eyes were so important.
Why are organs missing?
Perverts in the Song Dynasty generally liked girls of twelve or thirteen years old. Yun Zheng believed that this was simply perversion and a concrete manifestation of men's inability to conquer a mature and stunningly beautiful woman like Ge Qiuyan.
Such breasts, such hips, such smooth skin, the desire flowing in the eye sockets can almost set the house on fire, lying in my arms and whispering in the ear that today is a good day for me, makes Yun Zheng's whole body
People become as violent as a wounded bear...
I went to bed late last night and woke up very early. It was natural for me to be a little sluggish. The giant bear turned into a sloth bear and ate breakfast without a bite. I listened to Lu Qingqing scolding Ge Qiuyan in the room. It was a good day like this.
The bright sunshine shines through the slightly yellowed leaves, and the sunlight intensifies the color of the leaves, turning them golden and mottled on the dining table. Bacon diligently helps Yun Zheng lay the dishes, while Yun Er lies lazily on his back.
At his feet, his tongue was hanging out, waiting for his master to throw down a piece of food he didn't want to eat.
After Lu Qingqing had scolded Ge Qiuyan enough, she came out of the room angrily. Ge Qiuyan followed him energetically, with tears hanging from the corners of his eyes but a smile in his big eyes. This was difficult, but she was currently
This is the situation.
"You are the same, but you don't know how to exercise restraint!" Lu Qingqing sat down and complained softly.
Yun Zheng tapped his rice bowl with his chopsticks and said, "Have some ideas, there is a child here!"
It's okay that Yun Zheng didn't say this. As soon as he said this, Lu Qingqing immediately raised his eyebrows and said, "The child is sleeping in the house. Who is the child you are talking about? Bacon? She is sixteen years old this year. She lives in someone else's house."
The 16-year-old girl has long since been married and has children with better fortunes, but our family is the only one that still treats the 16-year-old girl as a child."
As long as Yun Zheng is at home, Bacon will not cry. Although what Lu Qingqing said makes her feel wronged, Bacon cannot cry and has no intention of crying. She always feels that she is the maid of the eldest and second young masters, and they will always make arrangements
Damn it, why are you worrying so much? That's not what you should worry about.
Sure enough, as long as she talked about bacon, Yun Zheng was extremely tolerant of her. He raised his head and glanced at the aggrieved Lu Qingqing and said: "Anyone who marries a thirteen- or fourteen-year-old girl is a beast. Her body is only that big. You let her
Giving birth to a child as big as a watermelon is killing someone, and other people's families have nothing to do with it. My bacon is still young, so I won't worry about it until after I turn 18."
"I didn't seem to be sixteen when I married you."
"I was seduced into a half-orc by the beasts of the Song Dynasty..."
The doctrine of eating without saying anything or sleeping without saying anything does not work in the Yun family. La Rou gratefully put a toasted bun on Yun Zheng's plate. Ge Qiuyan also pushed his favorite salty chives towards him. She understood that he
This is helping her indirectly.
Lu Qingqing looked at the two people's little moves and laughed and cursed: "After messing around, I became a villain and the one who was not welcomed. If I deal with you in the future, I will be embarrassed.
Sir, why did you get up so early this morning?"
Yun Zheng pointed to the left side of his house and said: "Di Qing is back. He came back quietly. I heard that when he went home the night before yesterday, he went to the palace before returning home. When he came back, he closed the door tightly. I said yesterday
I asked Monkey to submit a message asking for an appointment, but no matter how hard he knocked on the door, the door wouldn't open. He's so straightforward in thanking guests behind closed doors."
Lu Qingqing walked up to Yun Zheng with a bite of the bun and whispered: "I heard from Mrs. Wu Anbo that the officials are waiting to impeach Duke Di. Her niece married a government official. The news is very sad.
letter."
Yun Zheng took the bun that Lu Qingqing took a bite of and took a big bite and said: "Do you need to listen to rumors about this? I heard that some officials have boasted about Haikou in the brothel. This time, the thief Di Qing who is greedy for ink will never be killed again."
On the day of turning over, the documents for impeachment of Di Qing can fill a warehouse. With everyone talking about it, even if His Majesty is willing to protect Duke Di, he can't stand his family's gossip. This time, Duke Dee is betting on himself.
I didn’t even have the guts to do this, but the Cochin treasury honestly brought it back, and this old man seems to have risked his life."
Lu Qingqing used a handkerchief to help her husband wipe the corners of his mouth and said worriedly: "Isn't that just stirring up a hornet's nest?"
Yun Zheng chuckled and said, "Sometimes if you want to accomplish something, you have to go all out. However, the risk that Mr. Di spent this time is not worth it. It's just a little money. How can he be compared with him, a famous general who has fought in hundreds of battles?"
The money allocated to the Western Army was about to come, and no one would dare to ask for it, not even His Majesty. So those civil servants had no choice but to use Duke Di as a punching bag, and it seemed that they would be unhappy if they didn't send Duke Dee to go fishing on Hainan Island.
I’m going to stop.”
Lu Qingqing was stunned for a moment and said, "You are in so much trouble now that you can't help Mr. Di."
"What trouble do I have? I gave them the victory they wanted, I gave them the money they wanted, and I gave them Wu Shengjun they wanted. If they wanted me to stay behind closed doors, I would stay behind closed doors.
They have done nothing but have sex with their two wives, Dunlon. If an honest man like me is still impeached, do they still have a conscience?"
Lu Qingqing patted his chest and exhaled: "That's good, that's good. Our family just needs to live a peaceful life. We don't care about things outside. I see that you are not in good spirits. Qiu Yan, Qiu Yan, you stay with me."
The master will go and rest for a while, and our house will be closed to welcome guests. The master will not go there these days."
Yun Zheng clapped his legs and said with a smile: "Stop using the beauty trap against me, don't you think your master and I are living like a turtle? If being a turtle can really avoid disaster, then I will be a turtle if I am a turtle. It's not like I am not a turtle."
Yes, but if you act like a turtle when your lips are dead and your teeth are cold, you will be stewed next time. Haven't you seen Pang Ji, Han Qi and others have been so strict with me these days, no matter how unreasonable or overbearing I am, they will
Keep your mouth shut tightly, even if I wanted to do a roll call at the Donghua Gate, they would arrange it for me perfectly and there wouldn't be any mistakes.
Believe it or not, as long as Di Gong goes fishing in Hainan Island, our family will soon go to Hainan Island to be neighbors with Di Gong. When the time comes, an old man and a young man will go fishing together at the beach. I don’t know what it will be like.
Taking a step back, it would be great if we could go fishing in Hainan Island safely. With the financial resources of the Yun family and my ability, it would not be a problem to turn Hainan Island into a resort.
But as long as there is a war, your master, I and Mr. Di will be snatched from Hainan Island and sent to the battlefield. Losing is a big sin, winning is a gift from these bastards. Why?
?You really treat me like a dog, let it out when you use it, and tie it up when you don't use it? You don't even care what they are."
Lu Qingqing hugged Yun Zheng, trembling all over, and said, "You are my god. If you get into trouble, my sky will fall. I am a womanly woman with short-sighted eyes. I can't care about the prosperity and decline of the world. I only ask you."
You can stay at home well. You can do whatever you want at home. Just don't go out and cause trouble. If it doesn't work, let's go back to Shuzhong. I will return all the things given by the royal family. I don't want this hairpin anymore. Don't go out, okay?
good?"
Yun Zheng tapped Lu Qingqing's nose with his hand and smiled: "I am simply a restless person. In that case, I might have other ideas, such as rebellion. To be honest, it is not difficult to rebel in the Song Dynasty.
I just can't bear to part with this bit of literary talent. I only want to maintain the current situation during the prosperous times. Rebellion is the last option and the worst option. You can't do it until the social contradictions are so acute that they cannot be reconciled. Otherwise, it will really happen.
He became a half-orc.
Men, sometimes they may do some inexplicable things, you have to endure it for now, and I will change it later."
After Yun Zheng finished speaking, he kissed the stunned Lu Qingqing on the forehead, and then left the back house. Monkey and Han Niu were already waiting at the gate with the big green horse. Yun Zheng stretched out his hand, and Han Niu walked out of his arms.
He took out a ferocious fist ring, put it on Yun Zheng's hand, stretched it twice and was satisfied. With this thing, it will be very enjoyable to beat those officials.
Who can talk with their mouths and compare with these guys who talk the truth all day long and are used to sophistry? Since they are already warriors, then use warrior methods to deal with them. It seems that this kind of physical beating has not happened in the Song Dynasty.
Things will happen sooner or later anyway, so it is better to let him show up earlier. The current court is like a pool of stagnant water. It is so peaceful that it is about to stink. It is time to stir it up. (To be continued)