Time is the catalyst for creating magical things. Yun Zheng has a profound understanding of time. Ever since he experienced a magical journey, he considers himself a master in this area.
If you were a stone, you could easily see the clouds in the sky gathering and dispersing, dispersing and gathering again. The tossing back and forth would be boring for a long time, let alone if you were a stone.
A boring stone.
"It is said that on this mountain, there once lived a filial child. This child had an old grandfather. The grandfather worked hard to raise the child, but his legs and feet became clumsy day by day.
The child is a good boy. He always thinks that time is unfair to his grandfather. Seeing his grandfather getting weaker day by day, he can't help but ask: Why do people lose hair when they get old? Why do people lose hair when they get old?
Teeth, why do people’s legs and feet become inflexible as they age?
He asked Cangsong about these words, and Cangsong said that this is unreasonable. The older I am, the stronger and stronger I become. He also asked Dashan about this, and Dashan said that this is wrong. The older I am, the stronger and stronger I become.
The more stable it is.
So the young man felt that time was unfair to his dear grandfather, so he got angry at the pine tree and planned to cut down the branches of the pine tree and use them as crutches for his grandfather to replace his hobbled legs. He also threatened the mountain and said, if you don't
Smooth the road and I will dig you out and fill it into the North Sea.
The helpless pine tree shook off the canes wrapped around itself and offered them to the young man as a walking stick, and the mountains turned the rugged mountain road into a smooth thoroughfare.
The young man made a few crutches out of rattan. He watched his grandfather holding the crutches and walking quickly on the road. Just when he was happy, he found that the mountains were closing up on the road and he was about to bury his grandfather in the soil. He quickly used the leftovers.
The few crutches under his feet supported the mountain and prevented it from closing. As a result, this contest lasted for many years. The young man became a stone beam, and his grandfather became the old man's stone under your butt.
Oh, what a filial child!"
The old man in Liu Dutou was so excited that he jumped down from the stone with a jump. He carefully looked at the stone he just sat on. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that the stone looked like an old man.
"The crutch you sold to Mr. Xiao is really a good thing. The old master has been leaning on it every day for the past few days and can't bear to let go. He always said that there is a faint cool breath on this crutch that can refresh the mind. You also have
No, sell them all to me." Liu Dutou turned his gaze from the stone to Yun Zheng with an eager expression.
Yun Zheng sighed and said: "I told you last time that I planned to sell it to you, but you laughed at me for going crazy. Now you regret it? It's too late. Do you think such treasures are available everywhere?"
Liu Dutou chuckled and said: "Your story is just nonsense, but what you said is so wonderful that it still makes me feel bad. I really thought that the person sitting under my butt just now was an old man. You forgot that I am
What are you doing, catch me!
Count how many crutches appeared in your bad story just now, I don’t think there will be less than five, what do you think?”
Yun Zheng was stunned for a moment and patted his mouth and said: "Guangtu was so quick to talk, why did he tell the truth, but the crutch is indeed a good thing, Brother Liu, I know you plan to use it to give gifts to others,
Don't say five sticks. This thing is worthless if it's more than one. I'll give you one for ten guan, and I will write the price receipt and efficacy description of the crutch in the box."
"Shi Guan? You are crazy!"
"You're not crazy. It mainly depends on who you plan to give it to. If you give it to your uncle for transportation, fifty coins is enough!" Yun Zheng's words made Liu Du stunned. He looked at Yun Zheng blankly and whispered: "
Then why do you say ten strings?"
Yun Zheng looked at Liu Dutou impatiently and said: "If it was for my uncle, of course it would be fifty coins. If it weren't for the fact that some of his raw materials were used in the workmanship, I wouldn't even ask you for fifty coins.
But you are going to give a gift, and the person receiving the gift is of high status. If it were not for the fact that you are not rich, I would suggest that you pay twenty dollars to buy this crutch."
Liu Dutou was dumbfounded again. He always felt like an idiot in front of Yun Zheng. He couldn't figure out why he bought the same crutches for himself. Because the uses were different, the value of the same crutches would be different.
Such big fluctuations.
Seeing that Liu Dutou still didn't understand, Yun Zheng had no choice but to break it open, crush it into pieces and explain to him.
"If it is for my uncle's use, you only need to give him the money for materials. The remaining value is actually the friendship between us, and this part of the friendship has a standard that can be calculated, that is, ten dollars minus five
Ten coins is the value of my filial piety towards my uncle. In the same way, you give crutches to others just to achieve your purpose. I know that your latest purpose is to ask the chief arrester of Chengdu Prefecture to stop doing nothing and always clean up.
Mountain people in the mountains, if you lose one mountain person, you will lose an income. Because the matter is huge, you want to achieve success at once, so you asked me about the crutches? "
Liu Dutou wiped the sweat from his forehead and said: "That's it. Mr. Han, the arrester, is not as easy to talk to as others. I just wanted to get a cane to find out that Mr. Han had an old father.
Pathfinder."
"Isn't it settled? The more valuable the gift you give, the more true our friendship is. As long as Capt. Han's father likes this crutch, there is an 80% chance that your matter will succeed.
After so many years of being an official, the effect of giving a gift of twenty thousand dollars at a time is completely different from that of sending a gift of two thousand dollars ten times intermittently. The former will get things done in one go, while the latter will only make things more difficult.
The worse it gets, if you don't believe it, just try it."
Liu Captou carefully recalled his state of mind when others gave him gifts. He grabbed Yun Zheng's arm and said, "Twenty guan! Just buy 20 guan. I will only give you ten guan."
"Old Liu, prop your head up and let me hit you. I've wanted to hit you for a long time. After I beat you, I'll tell you a new truth. This truth will be useful to you throughout your life. Do you want to do it?" Yun Zheng stood.
He stood up and clenched his fists tightly, his face turned red, and he looked very angry.
"Okay, you can't kill me with one punch anyway." Liu Dutou answered very simply this time.
Yun Zheng jumped up and gave Liu Dutou a hard knock on the head. Then he roared and said to him: "What about the friendship I have been talking to you about for a long time? That is the most valuable one. You are the catcher."
, he is the chief of the police, don't you want to be friends with Mr. Han forever? You idiot, shouldn't you give gifts sincerely?
Who told you that giving gifts can be an inflated expense? Giving an inflated account will completely wipe out any efforts you have made. Only short-sighted fools would do this!"