"Evolution has never been interrupted since ancient times. Our ancestors were consuming hair and drinking blood. Now we have countless delicacies to enjoy and exquisite silks and satins to wear. This shows that change is inevitable. If there is no change, there will be no change."
In this case, you and I should be sitting in a cave now, wrapped in the fur of wild beasts, holding a thick wooden stick and roaring at each other."
Yun Zheng used a silver fork to stuff his mouth with a sliced pear, and after tasting it carefully, he said to Di Qing.
"I heard that since Pangu created the sky, Nuwa created humans, and the Five Emperors settled their relationships, the fate of the human world has been constant, just like spring is the season of sowing, autumn is the season of harvest, and cannot be changed!"
Di Qing inserted a piece of gizzard meat into his mouth with a knife and chewed it until his mouth was full of oil. He glanced at Yun Zheng with disdain and drank a big gulp of wine before retorting.
"Old man, you should never say that there is no change. Our world is changing all the time. Some are macroscopic and some are microscopic. Even a fool can see the macroscopic things.
Come on, sadness for spring and autumn is an inexplicable feeling that suddenly appears to you boring people.
Take the piece of meat you just ate as an analogy. I just saw that you chewed it with your teeth for a total of eleven times before swallowing it. The minced meat entered the stomach pouch through your throat, and was absorbed by some in the stomach pouch.
The acidic substances dissolve into some disgusting paste, and then enter your small intestine. There are countless small villi in the small intestine. These villi and the small intestine turn the pieces of meat you eat into the power our body needs to move, and then the residue enters the large intestine.
After further absorption, part of the wind force is used to support the activities of your body, and the other part becomes fat and stored. Your intestines are three feet long. If you eat too much, you will naturally become a fat man. This
After these changes accumulate over time, a new Fatty Di will appear. This is a change."
Di Qing patted his fat belly and laughed: "How can you, a person who turns food into shit, have the right to accuse someone like me who turns food into fat?
You always use some invisible and intangible truths to explain things. Seeing is believing and hearing is false. I don’t believe it.”
Yun Zheng looked at the blue-faced Zou Tong and said regretfully: "We are under lockdown now. Otherwise, we should go to Tokyo City to catch an evil Xixia man or a Khitan man who doesn't like it, cut open his stomach with a knife, and take out his intestines."
Measuring it can prove it, and I can also tell you how the heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys work to support our various daily activities."
Zou Tong suppressed the desire to vomit and interjected: "Marquis Wenxin, this kind of talk of country subjugation cannot be said. Back then, King Zhou of Yin made a bet with the demon concubine Daji and cut off the legs of the old and young people to examine the bone marrow, which led to the disaster of the country's subjugation.
You and Duke Di must not do this, otherwise the face of the Song Dynasty will be completely ruined."
Di Qing waved his hand magnanimously and said: "We will discuss this later. There are many corpses for us to inspect when we go to the battlefield. People in Tokyo have never seen such a big scene with corpses everywhere. Looking at a person's intestines will scare them to death. By then we will have many corpses.
Time and opportunity.”
Yun Zheng waved his hand to brush away the yellow leaves that fell on the table and said a little lonely: "Mr. Peng Li took my brother and two boys from the Su family to explore the Yellow River. They have been there for two months. I don't know what happened to them.
, it’s all because of my carelessness that they can’t go home until late autumn. I feel depressed, what do you think we should do better?”
Di Qing sighed and put the knife on the table and said: "Every year at this time, I will go to Xiangguo Temple to talk about Buddhism for a while with Master Xuanku, who will recite sutras and pray for me to eliminate the sins of killing all over my body.
When I was young, I loved to go to Xiangguo Temple to steal the offerings in front of the Buddha. I was caught by Master Xuanku, who was in charge of sweeping in front of the Buddha at that time. I thought I would not be able to escape after being beaten. Who would have thought that he would replace the
The fruits of the offerings are given to us, telling us that the offerings before the Buddha are obtained by those who are destined to get them. If they enter our belly, it means they are destined, and it cannot be counted as stealing.
Haha, so as long as I am in Tokyo, I must eat the fruits offered by Xiangguo Temple every year. Some of the big steamed buns with vegetarian fruit fillings are the most delicious, I can eat five of them in one meal."
Yun Zheng nodded and said: "An old friend of mine is also on the list at Xiangguo Temple. He likes wine and meat the most. How about we go to Xiangguo Temple to visit friends? It's just that Zou Tong is in trouble here."
When Zou Tong saw Yun Zheng looking at him with a ferocious smile, he quickly backed away and said, "Marquis Yun, you can't do this. Our family heard your monk friend with our own ears begging Your Majesty to kill you as soon as possible. It shows that he is not your friend, so it's okay not to see him!"
Yun Zheng grabbed Zou Tong with one hand and laughed and said: "What do you know? I am a killer myself. Friends who want to kill me are true friends. You just slept in the wooden house all day. I guess you have to
Serving His Majesty, there is no such opportunity to sleep for a whole day, so it will be easier for you."
Yunzheng had already tied Zou Tong tightly with his belt. He tested the tightness of the rope with his hands and found that it was okay. Tying it too tight would hinder the blood circulation. This was just right. He found a big cloak to cover it.
Zou Tong jumped from the wall to the corridor between the two walls, where Di Qing had already been waiting for Yun Zheng.
"Grandpas, you must come back before sunset..." Zou Tong wailed under his cloak.
Di Qing left his cloak in the wooden house without taking it with him. He was wearing a trousers made of fine cloth. He had long hands and long legs. His clothes were habitually parted to both sides, revealing most of his majestic chest. This was the common dress of a warrior.
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Yun Zheng's clothes are more elegant. He is wearing a sky-blue scribe's robe. There is no hat on his head. A green jade hairpin is tied up on his black hair. He pulls out a folding fan from his waist and shakes it twice. He is really very elegant.
The appearance of a young master.
Di Qing glanced at Yun Zheng with disdain and said, "Be careful of being caught as a rabbit. We are going to a monk's temple, not a brothel. Why are we dressing up like this?"
Yun Zheng said nonchalantly: "A person like me is a bright pearl in the dark night. Even if I wear beggar's clothes, I can't hide my talent. Let's go quickly. It's still a long way from here to Xiangguo Temple."
Yun Zheng and Di Qing hurried up the alley outside Xuanwu Gate. Only then did Yun Zheng have the opportunity to take a serious look at the capital of the Song Dynasty. However, the gorgeous pavilions on both sides were very quiet. There were only a few vendors selling court food.
Attract diners.
"Don't look at it. Whose brothel opens early in the morning? The girls were tired all night last night and are all sleeping now. If you want to visit the brothel, I will bring you here tonight."
Di Qing had long legs. After walking a few steps, he found that Yun Zheng had not followed him, so he turned around to say hello irritably.
After following Di Qing for a while, Yun Zheng realized that he had no time to think about anything else when he was with this guy. People like Di Qing always had clear goals in doing things. Since the destination was Xiangguo Temple, the rest of Tokyo's prosperity was just a cloud.
"Yeah, there's a Guo'erhu store here. I heard it's filled with quail meat, which is crispy and chewy..."
"Come on, the vegetarian steamed buns at Xiangguo Temple are not as delicious..."
"Yeah, look, that woman wears a pair of obscene pants in the cold weather, and her butt is twisted like a wheel..."
"Come on, the sister-in-law opposite Xiangguo Temple is more enchanting than this one."
"You said there is a nunnery opposite Xiangguo Temple?"
"There's a brothel across from the Imperial College. Is there anything strange about it?"
After listening to Di Qing's explanation, Yun Zheng shook his head with emotion, admiring the people of the Song Dynasty for such clever arrangements. He thought back then, his school was considered a first-class Imperial College, and he didn't even dare to open an Internet cafe within 500 meters.
Let alone such an open arrangement.
I sighed with emotion as I walked along. It was just an ordinary morning in Tokyo. When I came out of the alley, I saw a bustling Tokyo. Seeing such prosperity, Yun Zheng almost burst into tears. He was so disgusted before.
The huge crowd at this moment made him think so much.
I don’t know whether Di Qing did it on purpose or to accommodate Yunzheng, a country bumpkin who had just arrived in a prosperous place. Instead of hiring a carriage, he hired an ox cart. The two of them sat on the ox cart and swayed toward the west of the city.
Walk to Xiangguo Temple.
Di Qing was sitting in front of the bullock cart, brushing the dust off his boots with his hands. The dignified Duke of Guo, just because the bully in the cart shop wanted ten more cents, he got into a big fight and beat up four or five rough bullies.
He lay his head on the ground and groaned before he stopped with satisfaction, not forgetting to hug his fists at the cheering crowd around him. Yun Zheng felt that this guy's reputation as a hero was achieved with his own fists.
"Those who were supposed to be using crossbows just now can't be finished with just one arrow. Why do you have to use your fists? It's not a disgrace to your identity." As soon as this sentence came out, Yun Zheng realized something was wrong. He was born in New China and grew up in Hongqi.
The person below was actually reminding a duke of a feudal dynasty about his identity. It seemed that he had been completely assimilated into the splendid cultural customs of the Song Dynasty.
"Hey, you know nothing. Tokyo City only recognizes fists in many cases. If you kill someone with your fists, you will only enter Kaifeng Mansion. If you shoot with that crossbow, it will be a big accident. You have to go to the Five Cities Soldiers and Horses Division to explain it clearly.
The source of the crossbow arrows.”
At this point Di Qing was stunned for a moment and then said: "Did you bring a crossbow?"
Yun Zheng pulled out a delicate small hand crossbow from his lower back and said: "I don't have a sense of security. If I don't bring this thing, I can't go out. Many times, I pursue a preemptive strategy. As long as the situation is not right, I will
I will kill the opponent first and then think of a way to escape."
"You said you are now driven crazy by the war. Is that true?"
"That's not true. Before I participated in the real war, I was even crazier than I am now!"
Di Qing gave the bullock a whip, and the bullock immediately began to trot. The car rental industry in the Song Dynasty was very developed. What Yun Zheng couldn't accept the most was that Di Qing told people that he was from the Duke's Mansion, and that stupid and cunning boss
He immediately chose the best oxcart for Di Qing without even asking a second question, and he was not afraid of being cheated.
"I've heard some things about you in the past. It's really crazy. Did you really blow up Chengyan Temple?"
"My standard answer to this kind of thing is that it's none of my business!" (To be continued)