It was a bit embarrassing for a grown man to argue with a pregnant woman, and all he could do was yell. Lu Qingqing leaned forward with her belly puffed out, meaning that if she had the ability to slap her stomach and soles of her feet, what would happen?
There was no way to hit him there. Mr. Yun Hou could only vent his anger on Han Niu. He stood like a pillar in the yard and didn't even know how to dodge when he bumped into him. The muscles all over his body were like iron knots, which made Yun Zheng feel like he had hit an iron plate.
Same as above.
Nowadays, the Yun family has become a mess. There is a concierge who likes to serve passers-by with tea from the Yun family's nobles, a housekeeper who laughs all day long, a general who likes to read when he has nothing to do, and a housekeeper who doesn't care about the cold weather.
With a stupid servant who only wears a cotton-padded jacket to show off his breasts, coupled with a vicious dog that has no one in the house, it is difficult for the Yun family not to become the talk of picky Tokyoites.
Yun Zheng never uses his hands when beating Han Niu now, and usually uses a stick. This guy who claims to have mastered the Kung Fu of the Thirteen Taibao to the extreme, after being hit with two sticks, looked at the stick in the master's hand with disdain and shook it.
Shaking his shoulders, he hid somewhere and grinned.
Usually at this time, the monkey would appear like a ghost, holding a copy of "Spring and Autumn" that he couldn't understand at all to show off, so when Yun Zheng heard a sentence like "The little one is already twenty",
If he is resentful, Yun Zheng's anger will become even more intense.
Holding back his anger, he turned around and looked at the ugly face with several pimples on his face due to excessive hormone secretion and said: "You should say this to Xiao Chong, haven't you been touching people for several years?
It’s no use telling me.”
"As I said, that girl picked me up with a hoe and said I was a toad who wanted to eat swan meat!" Monkey felt aggrieved.
Yun Zheng said worriedly: "I feel the same way. That girl is like a flower. Marrying you is indeed a bit miserable!"
The monkey was about to cry. He shook the "Spring and Autumn" in his hand and said aggrievedly: "I know he likes reading husbands with fairer faces. When those Jinshi masters came to you a while ago, I discovered that
My little bug eyes are shining brightly. That’s why I hold a book and read it all day long. Even if my face is exposed to the wind and sun like Mr. Hou, I’m afraid it won’t turn white.”
"Don't talk nonsense. Zhou Tong and the others also have bad faces. It's just a dream to expect people who come back from Lingnan to be fair. Your Lord Marquis and I also have bad faces now. Forget it, just tell me how you want Lord Hou and me to help you?"
"
After hearing these words, the monkey immediately beamed with joy and wanted to put his big mouth to the ear of the Marquis and whisper, but Yun Zheng kicked him away, so he had to lower his voice and said: "Please ask Madam to make the decision to betroth Xiao Chong to Xiao Chong."
Isn’t it over?”
Yun Zheng said sternly: "This is not a good idea. Only slaves can be the masters of their masters. Xiao Chong is a slave, but you are not. According to the laws of the Song Dynasty, the good and the low should not marry. You are just a servant at home, but
They are not slaves who were sold into slavery. The Song Dynasty is now amending its laws and regulations to gradually abolish the slave status. This is not feasible!"
Yun Zheng answered simply. Monkey and Han Niu were both generals he recruited. They were not slaves. They would be put to great use in the future. How dare you ruin your identity?
Yun Zheng didn't care about identity at all before, but after arriving in Tokyo, he discovered that the social environment that seemed relaxed on the surface was actually surprisingly hierarchical. The servant who was in charge was beaten to death by his master, and the Kaifeng Mansion would treat it as a major case.
, but when slaves were beaten to death, they were simply thrown into a mass grave.
Monkey will be an official no matter what in the future. Once people find out that he has a slave wife, he will become an official.
What puzzles Yun Zheng the most is the Lu family. Xiao Chong's slave status is still in the Lu family. She is basically part of Lu Qing Qing's dowry. If Yun Zheng and Lu Qing Qing reconcile, Lu Qing Qing will combine her dowry with
Xiao Chong and several maids and servants were taken away together. These were the escape routes prepared by the Lu family for their daughter. Even Lu Qing Qing had no right to spare Xiao Chong, and Lu Qing Qing tried to ask his father for these things.
The documents from maids and servants were rejected by her father. She also said that she wanted a lot of money, but he wouldn't give it to her.
Seeing that the monkey was still talking, Yun Zheng slapped him back and said angrily: "If you dare to lower yourself, just wait to be beaten to death. If you want a wife who can talk to you, your current net worth is at least
A thousand guan, right? In addition to your future, you can marry not only a slave, but also an ordinary official’s daughter. Let Lao Liao find a matchmaker for you and ensure that you come back with a beautiful wife.
.”
The monkey's face twitched, and he said loudly: "If you want a beautiful woman, there are many in the brothel. This is a wife!" After saying that, he left, and a good copy of "Spring and Autumn" was crumpled into a ball by him.
Already.
This was the first time that the monkey got angry at Yunzheng, and it seemed that what he just said touched a sore spot.
Yun Zheng sat in a chair under the porch worriedly, beckoning Lao Liao, who had been eavesdropping, to come over. He had to find a way to do this.
"This bastard deserves a beating! He has misunderstood the good intentions of the Marquis." Lao Liao cursed through gritted teeth as soon as he came over.
"He's a donkey. To put it bluntly, Xiaochong is Madam's dowry. I asked Madam if her dowry is not embarrassing enough? How do you think this guy is so thoughtful? I have to marry Xiaochong. What should I do?
Don’t you see how good that girl is?”
Lao Liao followed the words of the Marquis and cursed a few times, saying "monkeys don't know good and evil", but seeing that he seemed to have other ideas, Yun Zheng asked: "If you have any ideas, just tell me. The Lu family is unwilling to be kind, and I can't force them to do anything."
What can I do?"
Old Liao chuckled and said: "Master Hou, you are a person who does big things. How can you understand the dirty things in these small doorways? Madam will not care about such dirty things. You can leave it to me.
That’s fine.”
Of course Yun Zheng knows that Lao Liao has a way, but things like marriage always require the consent of both people, right?
Lao Liao shook his head and said with a smile: "Even a blind man can see Monkey's future. As long as the Marquis goes to war again, Monkey will become the leading general. How can Xiaochong and Monkey not know the truth after living together for many years? In Lao Nu's opinion,
Xiaochong is a good boy. He was worried about delaying Monkey's future, so he said such heartless words. Don't worry, Lord Marquis, I will make arrangements."
Yun Zheng nodded and said to Lao Liao: "Then you go ask the madam and get her consent."
Old Liao Gong handed over his hand and went to the back house to discuss with Lu Qingqing.
Unknowingly, he became an unlovable master. The people of the Yun family hid far away when they saw the head of the family. They wanted to see Yun Er and the others at work, but they were stopped by an official just after they passed through the Moon Gate.
When I came back, I said that idlers were not allowed to enter the important area of the Ministry of Industry.
Yun Zheng thought for a moment before he figured out that this was his home and not the Ministry of Industry, and then he planned to find someone to come over and kick the official out. Then he saw Mr. Peng Li walking over with a cane.
"The most important thing for a person's thinking is continuity. Don't mix things up. These three children, Yun Yue, Su Shi and Su Che, have great ideas. Don't force your thinking on these three children. Wait until they complete it.
Model making is when everyone starts discussing and revising.”
"I think I can still help them a little..."
Mr. Peng Li paused the crutch in his hand and went back. As for what Yun Zheng said, the old man was not willing to listen at all. And that damn Ministry of Industry official actually asked Yun Zheng to come out, saying that this was a rule decreed by His Majesty.
.
The damn imperial power is always omnipresent, invading every cell of your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys like a virus, and will even try to command your brain, wishing to do everything on your behalf.
You can tell from the words of "Tuzhibin, Wang Chen," that even when your husband and wife are in love, they are actually doing love on behalf of the emperor, because all women in the world belong to the emperor.
Yun Zheng felt inexplicably better when he thought that the emperor was being cuckolded by men all over the world. This precious old Q spirit was the backbone of Yun Zheng's survival in the Song Dynasty.
"The imperial power granted by God is definitely the imperial power granted by God. There is nothing wrong with that! Let's continue to discuss the situation in the northwest. Your idea of going to Qinzhou has been rejected by the emperor three times. It seems that no one wants you to make trouble at this time. After all, the whole country
The world is safe and happy, but you are thinking about how to take Hehuang back from the Qingtang people, which is definitely not possible."
Di Qing was not willing to talk about imperial power with Yun Zheng at all. After giving the most affirmative answer, he decisively changed the subject. He thought that discussing the gains and losses of the Northwest was much more interesting than discussing what the imperial power was.
"The big tiger is about to die, and the little tiger has not yet grown up. This is the best time to make arrangements. I don't know what those people are thinking. If they don't take advantage of Qingtang's weakest time to plot it, do they have to wait until Dong Xiang
, Qing Yi Jie Gui Zhang and these people have grown up?" Yun Zheng said lightly, he proposed three times but was rejected three times, he no longer had any hope.
"You are not the only one among the capable people in the world. Pang Ji is the real master of dividing, wooing, murdering, and alienating people. You didn't go to Qinzhou. I heard that Fu Bi went to Qinzhou. Your old man
My friend has become the military commander of Qin Feng Road. What you mentioned is being actively carried out and we don’t need to worry about it. Only when the war comes, is the time for us to go out."
Di Qing cooked tea on a small red clay stove while talking to Yun Zheng. The emperor rewarded Yun Zheng with some Xiaolong Tuan tea. Hearing that Yun Zheng didn't like it, he took Yun Zheng's share too.
Watching Di Qing drink the green tea soup, Yun Zheng took out his teapot and slowly drank the scented tea. The quality of the scented tea in Sichuan this year is very good.
"We have been reduced to thugs. I think I should now have tattoos on my chest, back, and both arms, and wander around the street shirtless. That is the standard look of a thug." (To be completed.)