After Yun Zheng drank a bowl of medicine, he felt hot all over his body. He didn't know what medicine the imperial doctor prescribed. He wrapped himself in a quilt and fell into a deep sleep, feeling that his whole body felt much lighter.
Yun San was not afraid of infection. He whined and put his drooling mouth close to Yun Da's pillow. Yun Da opened Yun San's still swollen mouth and checked its tongue. He saw that the tongue had subsided.
I can rest assured that as long as the throat does not swell and affect breathing and eating, Yun San will not have any major problems.
Lu Qingqing was lying on the window and saw her husband teasing Yun San. She couldn't help but feel sad. She was about to open the door and go in, but was blocked by the eunuch because Yun Hou said that no one from the Yun family was allowed to enter.
If you have a cold, you need to drink more water to speed up your metabolism. Yun Zheng drank a can of cold water, lay back on the bed, and asked the eunuch to open the window for ventilation. Seeing Lu Qingqing looking at him with tears in his eyes, he smiled and said: "My illness has recovered.
Most of the time, I can go up to the mountains to hunt tigers tomorrow. I won’t let you in because I’m worried about passing on the disease to you, especially if you catch the wind and cold. This disease is easily contagious. Did you know that this is actually the mildest plague? You still have a stomachache
There is one, but I don’t dare to make any mistakes.”
"Why do you want eunuchs to serve you?"
"This is the treatment given by Marquis Wenxin. Don't be alarmed. Besides, they serve you well."
"My family has received countless gifts. Prime Minister Pang also sent gifts. Ouyang Xiu sent a jar of warming medicine. Do you want to throw it away? It's him who made you sick."
"Haha, I don't blame him. It's just that I'm too impatient. I always want to finish everything in one day so that my family can move to the island and build a peach garden, but I forget that haste makes waste. Take your time.
"
As the couple talked, more and more people crowded in the window. Ge Qiuyan, Yun Er, Su Shi, Su Xun, Xiao Lin, Hua Niang, and Bacon all came. Old Liao was already crying so hard that he couldn't see anyone.
Di Qing appeared in the back house of the Yun family very rudely. He craned his neck to take a look at Yun Zheng. Seeing that he looked good, he waved to Yun Zheng and left.
"Just go and do whatever you have to do, squeeze in the window and watch the monkeys? I just need to have a good sleep and bask in the sun."
He had always taken care of these people by himself, and now being taken care of by others made Yun Zheng very uncomfortable with this feeling, but it was okay, and his heart felt warm, which proved that his blood was not cold yet.
Yun Zheng has been thinking about this problem a long time ago. Is there something wrong with him or is there something wrong with the world? Yun Zheng, who has always had strong self-confidence, never thinks that there is something wrong with him. If there is something wrong, it must be the world.
's mistake.
Nowadays, the sun still rises every day. After daytime comes night, and after spring comes summer, autumn and winter. The whole world does not change in any way because of the arrival of Yunzheng. In fact, it can also be seen as the world will automatically run without anyone. This point
Yun Zheng has learned it from elementary school textbooks.
Since the world is constant and unchanging, then using the world as a reference, the one who changes must be you...
History is just an irrelevant appendix in the world. It is an arrogant and ridiculous declaration created by people who think they are the masters of the world. At every node, there are countless possibilities, so there is that sentence
The nonsense of "If God wants to destroy me, it is not a crime of war".
It's ridiculous. Only when a person reaches a desperate situation will he remember that the world is not under his control...
Eunuchs are very good at serving people. With them in Yunzheng, they can live comfortably without even having to move. Even now, Yunzheng is still recalling how those eunuchs changed his clothes, sheets and quilts in an instant. In the end,
What is commendable is that the temperature of the new quilt is almost the same as that of the quilt that was just taken off my body...
Then Yun Zheng went crazy. He stretched out a foot from the quilt and kicked the bastard who came over with the quilt. Who wants to use someone else's body to cover the warm quilt? What Yun Zheng can't stand the most is the guy who warms the quilt.
Still a eunuch.
After two kicks, he found it boring. Not only did the eunuch not dodge, he also adjusted his body to make it easier for Yun Zheng to kick him.
"Just change my quilt to a new one from now on. Don't give me a warm quilt. It's May day. Do you want to heat me to death?"
After beating the person, Yun Zheng still felt a little bit guilty. Such a feeling was rare for Yun Zheng.
Guilt is far less powerful than silver ingots. Lu Qingqing saw her husband getting angry at the eunuch. He rolled his eyes and understood what was going on. It was just an attack of mysophobia. He gave each of the five young eunuchs a five-pound ingot.
Silver ingots, the little eunuch who was beaten had no objection to the two kicks he had just received. He even thought about how to get two more kicks. He could not save five taels of silver in the palace a year.
Lu Qingqing was both angry and loving about her husband's mysophobia. A man's family bathed more diligently than his own woman's. The government only stipulated a small bath every six days and a big bath every ten days. People bathed almost every day.
There are only two Yun brothers.
Yun Er, like his brother, doesn't care what he wears. The only requirement is to be clean. Of course, the Yun family all have a naturally noble mouth, which can't be helped. The food doesn't have to be extravagant, but it must be delicious. Lu Qingqing has long asked
Even when they had the least money, the two brothers still needed to cook their food carefully. They even told Lu Qingqing that Yun Zheng slapped her baked tofu off with a slap in the face, it was so good.
I ate grilled tofu, but because I disliked the boss being dirty, the whole family was not allowed to touch it...
Not only that, Lu Qingqing also heard that someone had given his concubine to Yun Zheng. Her husband took one look at it and immediately ran away, saying that he disliked the smell...
A rich man like Yun Er should be most interested in women when there are so many flashy libertines aged 12 or 13 in Tokyo. I heard that he went to a brothel with Su Shi and Su Che. Now, at this age,
The slightly older Su Shi secretly went to the Imperial College secretly with his friends, and even had an affair with a woman named Ruizhu. However, his second master only liked bacon. In Lu Qingqing's heart, he believed that the only benefit of bacon was
Just clean and take a shower every day, just like myself and Ge Qiuyan...
The biggest reason why Lu Qingqing focuses on the hobbies of her husband and brother-in-law is that the emperor's hobbies have been exposed in broad daylight. Now they are making a fuss, and the level of excitement has reached the level of being outrageous.
the point.
After the heavy rain, the city of Tokyo began to celebrate the May Festival, rowing dragon boats and eating rice dumplings. This has been a custom since ancient times. Because her husband was ill, Lu Qingqing specially prepared Baisuo, Aihua, and Yinxiangguer on the Dragon Boat Festival.
There are colorful painted fans, fragrant candies, rice dumplings, white dumplings, perilla, calamus, and papaya. Among them, perilla, papaya, and calamus are cut into thin strips, stirred together with benzoin, cloves, and agarwood, and colored with plum red color.
The box is packed.
The next day, these things were placed at the door of the house, along with rice dumplings, five-color water dumplings, tea and wine, to worship the gods, praying to the gods to make her husband recover quickly and ensure the peace of the whole family. As for Ge Qiuyan, she even hugged mugwort to make
He killed a villain and nailed it to the wall with nails, hoping that the villain would leave the Yun family as soon as possible.
People of the Song Dynasty loved to join in the fun, so the May Festival was no exception. Various juggling, jugglery, horse racing, and lively performances began in the large square outside Xuanwumen. There were also some specialized craftsmen who built structures in the square.
There were two high poles, and there were people dressed as ghosts and gods climbing to the top on knife ladders and blowing fireworks. It was very scary.
These days were days of rejoicing with the people, so the emperor also appeared on the high platform to celebrate the festival with the people. When he saw something good, the eunuchs would come and let them go to the high platform to perform for the emperor.
In terms of fighting, Hu Xuan'er was just fine, but this year Hei Sanniang and Mrs. Bai Yu's sumo wrestling was the best. The two women were dressed in shorts and fought fiercely on the high platform, which made Zhao Zhen extremely happy.
During the Shangyuan Festival, because he was greedy for watching women's nude scenes, Sima Junshi read a book called "On the Sumo Wrestling Forms of Women in Shangyuan Ling" and had to return in anger. The women's sumo wrestling in the Song Dynasty was no longer naked.
The clothes match each other.
Unexpectedly, the emperor drank a few more drinks and saw the beautiful performance of the two women Biao, and actually said something that when they were wearing clothes, they always felt like they were wearing something different.
They were so close that others didn't dare to say anything when Zhao Zhen was talking. So when Hei Sanniang and Mrs. Bai Yu heard this, they still insisted on wearing clothes. They stripped themselves naked in broad daylight. This
One time, in order to satisfy the emperor's habit of watching nude scenes, they didn't even wear crotch cloth, and they really went to war naked...
When the emperor felt that he was having fun, the people under the high platform also had a good time, and then things got serious...
Yun Zheng sat in the room and pushed the eunuch away to listen to his wife narrating this matter. He couldn't help but be stunned. They said that the emperor's hobbies were rather perverted, and he couldn't be so perverted. If he liked it, he would quietly tell her in the palace.
Just look at it, how could it be exposed to broad daylight?
"I'm afraid Sima Junshi has gone crazy?" Yun Zheng touched his face, which had not been shaved for several days, and felt that his beard was thorny.
Lu Qingqing pouted and said: "Dirty! Sima Junshi resolutely resigned after hearing about this. The most hateful thing is that many evildoers drew the scene at that time and made it into prints with corresponding illustrations.
The words were printed all over the world. Then all the officials asked the emperor to stop the nude show. I heard that King Zongzhengpu of Zongzheng Temple even brought out the ancestral system and asked the emperor to go to the Hall of Prayer for Good Harvests to admit his mistake to the ancestors. All in all, it was a mess outside."
Yun Zheng counted it with his fingers and said doubtfully: "I have only been sick for three days in total. Who do you think can turn the scene of the emperor watching a nude show into a print? This cannot be done in a day or two."
Lu Qingqing clapped his hands and said "ha": "Husband, you don't know, you are not the only capable person in this world. There is a man named Bi Sheng. He can actually carve words on clay and make a statue out of clay.
A blank with the same specifications is engraved with reversed single characters on one end. The height of the protrusion of the characters is as thick as the edge of a copper coin. It is hardened with fire and becomes a single clay movable type. In order to meet the needs of typesetting, several commonly used characters are usually prepared.
Or even dozens, for use when repeated in the same edition. If you encounter uncommon characters that are not commonly used, if you have not prepared in advance, you can make them and use them as you go.
In order to facilitate word picking, he placed the clay movable type in wooden grids according to rhymes, and pasted paper strips to mark them. When typesetting, he used a framed iron plate as the base, and applied a layer of rosin, wax and paper ash on it. Mix the prepared potion, and then pick out the required movable clay type one by one and put it into the frame. Once the frame is filled, it will become a plate, and then bake it with fire. When the potion melts slightly, use a flat plate to flatten the characters. After cooling and solidifying, it becomes a pattern. When printing, you only need to brush ink on the pattern, cover it with paper, and apply a certain amount of pressure. In order to print continuously, use two iron plates and add brushes to each plate. Another version is typesetting, and the two versions are used alternately. After printing, use a fire to bake the agent, shake it gently with your hand, the movable type can fall off the iron plate, and then put it back into the original wooden grid according to the rhyme for next time It’s so convenient to use it again! It’s much better than carving wood, so it can spread the emperor’s scandal everywhere.”
Yun Zheng stared at Lu Qingqing without saying a word for a long time. Seeing that his wife was a little embarrassed, he asked, "How is Bi Sheng?"
Lu Qingqing waved his handkerchief and said: "You are already in jail. You may not be able to save your head after doing this. I heard that His Majesty's roar can be heard outside the palace."
"How do you know other people's methods so clearly? Could it be that you used some means?"
"That's not true. Before Bi Sheng entered the cell, he printed this movable type printing method on paper and spread it everywhere. It was distributed together with the picture of His Majesty watching a nude scene. It's hard for people in Tokyo not to know about it."
Yun Zheng stood up, saluted solemnly in the direction of the Kaifeng Mansion Prison, and then said to Lu Qingqing: "This is a saint who can rival Confucius. Prepare court clothes for me tomorrow morning, and I will go and congratulate His Majesty!" ( To be continued)