"Yunqing also thinks that Fu Bi can make a difference in Hehuang?" Zhao Zhen asked with a smile when he saw Yun Zheng coming out to congratulate him.
Yun Zheng grabbed Wu Ban and cupped his hands and said: "Fu Bi entered Hehuang. With everyone in the court at the helm, there is no reason for failure. However, the minister wants to congratulate His Majesty for another matter."
As Yun Zheng spoke, he took out the memorial he had written last night from his sleeves and handed it to Zou Tong. Then he cupped his hands and said: "I was ill a few days ago and was unable to share your majesty's worries. I was also favored by your majesty."
He gave eunuchs access to the palace to take care of his illness, and the ministers were extremely grateful.
Your Majesty treats you as a state official, how can a humble minister not do his best to plan for our Song Dynasty? Now, I have a few words in my mind that may offend Tianyan, but I don't say it out loud. Please forgive me, Your Majesty."
After Yun Zheng finished speaking, he hugged Beban and waited for the emperor to speak. The smile on Zhao Zhen's face disappeared. He held Yun Zheng's memorial in his hand and didn't know if he should open it. After thinking for a while, he put down the memorial in his hand and said to Yun Zheng.
Zhengdao: "Since our monarchs and ministers are all here, you may as well say what Yun Qing has to say directly. As long as it is beneficial to the Song Dynasty, I will not blame Yun Qing even if it is unpleasant."
Pang Ji, Han Qi, and Wang Anshi all looked at Yun Zheng standing in the middle strangely, wondering what he wanted to say.
Yun Zheng cleared his throat, took a step forward, looked at the emperor and said, "Others said that it was unethical for His Majesty to watch a nude show at Xuanwu Gate. Only the ministers believed that this was a sign of His Majesty's great fortune!
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When Zhao Zhen heard this, his pale face immediately turned red. He had been struggling to cope with the impeachment of the ministers these days. He had to show weakness to Pang Ji and others, saying that there would never be a next time.
I reluctantly suppressed this matter. When I went to court today, I was worried that some ministers would mention it. I didn't expect that Yun Zheng, who never cared about these things, would deliberately mention it. When these words entered my ears, they turned into extremely mean in an instant.
of irony.
He pointed at Yunzheng with trembling fingers but could not say a word.
"Yun Zheng, your Majesty occasionally fails to behave. It's just because the Xie Jia Bao tree occasionally has yellow leaves. It's nothing. In the future, it's all about being clean. How can you be so presumptuous as a minister!" Pang Ji was stunned for a moment, seeing the emperor's anger.
He was not taking it lightly and immediately scolded him.
Yun Zheng looked at Pang Ji, and then said to the emperor: "Your Majesty, please don't be angry. What Wei Chen said before was not as Pang Xiang and others imagined. It was not a satire on Your Majesty, but what Wei Chen said in his heart.
If this matter is really of no benefit to the Song Dynasty, the minister will definitely say nothing, and it is not what I, Yun Zheng, should do!"
Zhao Zhen retracted his arm in surprise. He found that Yun Zheng had a solemn expression when he said these things, as if he had no intention of being hypocritical. Since it was not hypocrisy, Yun Zheng could not be a sycophant. In this case, let's listen to what he said.
Yun Zheng didn't give anyone any room to interrupt, and immediately said: "Your Majesty is not the first to create a nude scene with women. To be honest, Wei Chen saw it at Shi Zhongxin's house. Two fat women were wrestling there. Wei Chen felt that
It’s nothing interesting to watch, and it’s generally pretty good as a piece of entertainment at a banquet, so it’s really not worth mentioning that Your Majesty watched a nude scene.”
Han Qi said angrily: "This is not the way of a gentleman, it will look dirty to you!"
Yun Zheng chuckled and said, "Come on, please don't say anything about gentlemanly behavior in front of me. Han Dongting likes to drink from prostitutes' embroidered shoes, and he says it's fun.
Uncle Ouyang Yong likes to lie drunk in the flowers, and there is a pear tree crushing the begonias. You, Han Zhigui, have two hundred singing prostitutes in your family, and you have the nerve to call yourself a gentleman all day long in the wine pool and the meat forest?
To be honest, in the entire court, the only ones who can compete with Yun Zheng in their gentlemanly style are Wang Anshi and Bao Zheng. They only have old wives in their families, and Yun only has one wife and one concubine, so he is a head above Yun Zheng.
As for others, forget it, everyone is a group of wives and concubines, making the tiger and wolf medicine in Tokyo market more expensive than a thousand gold, this matter has become a joke among the people. I have not figured it out, I will only allow you to sing and sing every night.
Isn't it okay for Your Majesty to indulge once in a while?
Wang Anshi, Bao Zheng can just accuse His Majesty. I can't figure out what standpoint you are on in criticizing His Majesty? Don't blame His Majesty on the front foot, and then go back home and act like a fool, right?"
The expression on Pang Ji's face did not change at all, and Han Qi, who had been sarcastic just now, also calmed down. This level of accusation was of no use to them. This is the ethos of scholar-bureaucrats. Yun Zheng said these things purely to talk to Niu.
Affection.
In the Song Dynasty, if a small family had an outstanding daughter, they would pamper her and pamper her. When the daughter grew up, she would dress her up and send her to a wealthy family as a maid. She called it learning the rules and waited for eight years to be a maid in a wealthy family.
The maid will leave the wealthy family with the wages and some wealth given by the master, and then find a poor family to marry, so that she can live a life of food and clothing. Of course, the children born by the concubine will not be left to the maid.
The child and the maid no longer interacted with each other.
"Yun Zheng, you said that His Majesty's doing this was a great blessing to the Song Dynasty. Then tell the truth. If you can't tell the truth, don't blame me for impeaching you for your clever words and seduction to bewitch the Holy One." Pang Ji hit the nail on the head with one sentence.
Yun Zheng nodded and took out a printed simple "Nude Play Picture" from his arms. He held the two corners and praised endlessly: "What a craftsmanship. Look at it. With just a few strokes, the whole picture is complete."
The characters on the picture seem to come alive. Just one look at this woman's exaggerated breasts is unforgettable. If you look at this posture again, isn't it the famous sumo wrestling stunt "Progressive Lock"?
His Majesty's drunken eyes after drinking, and the way Zou Tong opened his mouth to laugh, all appear vividly on the picture. Here, there is also a child with two teeth in his mouth. The most rare thing is this picture.
The painting is actually an overprinted color painting. This is so rare. The small regular script on the side is also clearly legible. People have already printed out the methods for such a good thing. Why did you turn a blind eye? You only saw this.
The painting was mocking His Majesty, but Yun Zheng saw from this painting what happened to Bian He before He's Bi was dissected.
A great craftsman spent all his efforts to invent movable type printing. With this thing, the speed of printing books will have an earth-shaking change, and the literature and education of our Song Dynasty will prosper. You are all descendants of Confucianism, don’t you want to
Can we spread Confucian classics to places where humans can set foot?
Carrying on the unique learning for the past saints is not an empty talk, it must be done down-to-earth.
Do you know? The most powerful force of our Song Dynasty is not Di Qing, nor Yun Zheng, nor gunpowder, but the countless classics left to us by our ancestors. The reason why the Song Dynasty is called the authentic dynasty is
It is because we have an extremely glorious ancestor and a legacy that has never been cut off. This is what others envy.
Lords! Why do you only see the surface of this picture, just because a desperate master risked beheading to mock my kind Majesty of the Song Dynasty?
Bian He had his left leg chopped off first and then his right leg for He Shibi, but Bi Sheng was about to be beheaded... Sir, what is it that covers your wise eyes? You would rather be unjustly accused. Killing an almost saint-like sage?
The fate of He's Bi and movable type printing are so similar. Yes, Bi Sheng offended Tian Yan and deserves to be beheaded. This is the law of the Song Dynasty that stipulates that Bi Sheng will die. I have nothing to say."
Yun Zheng glanced at all the people in the court, lifted up his court clothes and said to the emperor, holding the banban in his hand: "Your Majesty, Bi Sheng's crime of slandering the emperor is unpardonable. I only ask your majesty for the sake of movable type printing. Spare his life so that he can contribute to the glory of the Song Dynasty's culture!"
Zhao Zhen was stunned. He was not a smart person. When he got this picture before, he could only feel endless humiliation. Now after listening to Yun Zheng's explanation, he took the "Nude Scene Picture" from Zou Tong. "For the first time, he began to read seriously. This time, he did not read the meaning between the lines, but simply looked at the words and pictures, eliminating interference. He really discovered that movable type printing is indeed a very remarkable craft.
Li Chang, the admonishing officer, came out and said: "Your Majesty, Marquis Wenxin always talks cleverly and tries to exonerate a lowly craftsman. He has failed to bear the responsibility of a minister. He is a man of extraordinary skills and obscene skills. He is not worthy of Your Majesty's openness." A way out."
Yun Zheng turned his head and stared at Li Chang and said, "Why weren't you there when I beat Yan Guan?"
Li Chang looked at Yun Zheng without changing his expression and said confidently: "You don't dare!"
Pang Ji was shocked when he heard what Li Chang said. He immediately stepped forward and shouted: "Yun Zheng, stop it!"
Pang Ji's reaction was not unpleasant, but unfortunately he was still a step too late. Yun Zheng's thickened ivory board had already slapped Li Chang's cheek hard. As soon as Pang Ji finished speaking, he saw Li Chang spurting a mouthful of blood with his teeth. Come out...
Han Qi dragged Li Chang away, pointed his halberd at Yun Zheng and roared: "Why are you so outrageous? You dare to be so unscrupulous in front of the Holy Master. Where is the censor? He dragged Yun Zheng out of the palace and waited for His Majesty to deal with him!"
He is involved in political affairs, and it is his bounden duty to maintain order in the court. In the past, there were constant quarrels in the Song Dynasty court. Since Yun Zheng came into being, the quarrels and abuses have turned into beatings...
Zhao Zhen didn't seem to see Yun Zheng beating someone else. He still looked at the "Nude Play Picture" in his hand with interest. He didn't expect that Yun Zheng could see so many truths from an obscene picture. He was really attentive. Zhao Zhen, a famous general in hundreds of battles, savored this picture carefully. He found that this picture not only showed the speed of movable type printing, but also showed its convenience, and most importantly, its cheapness. He saw it during the Dragon Boat Festival The nude scene was distributed all over the world in three days. This has undoubtedly revealed the convenience, speed and precision of movable type printing.
My grandfather and father spent countless money printing the four major collections of books, but they also pushed the Song Dynasty's literary achievements to its peak. Now that they have movable type printing in their hands, wouldn't it be possible for Qiang Ye to win over his ancestors? The best thing is It doesn't cost much. With this kind of cultural governance, even if you meet your ancestors in the future, you will have something to say.
Zhao Zhen, who was immersed in fantasy, never saw Yun Zheng being dragged out by two pumpkin warriors... (To be continued)