Wandering in the dark is free, but if you walk too much at night, you will always encounter ghosts.
This ghost is Zhang Zhi, a ghost king with thousands of troops. When encountering him, the only thing he can do is to have his skin and bones removed and put in a pot to cook. Even the salt for cooking the meat is provided by them themselves...
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The tiger and Cheng Li lay motionless in the hay. A crow that had been chased away by a wild dog stopped two feet away from the tiger's head. It picked its feathers with its beak irritably, waiting for the wild dog to eat its fill.
Go up and have a delicious meal. The tiger divided the urine eight times before slowly finishing it. He stopped Xiaoli from getting up with his eyes. He lay down quietly like this, testing the fragility of human beings every moment.
of nerves.
From yesterday afternoon until now, they have watched a whole scene of burning, killing and looting. On several occasions, Xixia people's horse hooves galloped past less than a foot in front of them...
The sun gradually turned to the west, and suddenly a small group of cavalry appeared from all around. They sorted out Yanguan Town again in an encircling formation, and only after confirming that there were no living people, they formed a group and ran south.
When those people walked away, Tiger sat up and took off his disguise, patting his trouser legs like crazy. Xiaoli did the same. When they took off their trousers, they found that there were patches all over their legs.
With red marks, they carefully avoided wasps and snakes, but they forgot about ants...
Tiger held a sip of wine in his mouth and sprayed it on Xiao Li's red and swollen legs, rubbing it vigorously. He waited until the piercing itch had almost disappeared before stopping, and it was Xiao Li's turn to scrub him.
Xiao Li complained while rubbing Tiger's furry thighs: "Why did you pee in your pants?"
Tiger smiled awkwardly and said: "I can't help it, I can't hold it in anymore. I will never forget this peeing. It seems that I won't be able to wet my shoes with enuresis at the age of eighty. I will do it at the age of thirty."
If this continues, it will definitely happen."
Finally able to stretch their muscles and bones, Tiger and Xiaoli felt that all the bones in their bodies were singing for joy.
After devouring some food, Xiao Li asked Tiger: "What did Zhang Zhi want to do? Secretly went around in a big circle just to attack Yanguan Town?"
The food in Yanguan Town has been looted by the government. Even if these private salt dealers still have food in stock, the food is not enough for Zhang Zhi's army of 16,000 people. If they want to sneak attack Qinzhou
, we should go east, why did we go south?"
Seeing that there were still some crumbs of dry biscuits in his hand, Tiger ate them carefully. He looked to the south and thought for a moment: "To the south is Xiangshui Village, which is also an empty village. Unless they cross Minshan Mountain to Chengzhou, they need to
Otherwise, we won’t be able to get food.”
Xiao Li started to pack up his things and headed into the mountain forest. Their horses and backup were all in a mountain col twenty miles away. It was time to go back and meet them. By the way, he asked if Gouzi had sent the news back.
When we returned to the col, there was no one there. These guys were so well hidden that not only the enemy could not find them, but even Tiger and Xiaoli couldn't find them.
Xiao Li put his finger in his mouth and whistled loudly, and a black-eared war horse ran out, shaking its head, and rubbed its head against Xiao Li's neck affectionately.
The tiger chuckled and cursed angrily: "Guri is hiding well, come out quickly, I don't have time to play with you today."
A slightly green but very cold voice came from under the tiger's feet: "Get away, you smell like urine. I think you can smoke people to death without going to the battlefield."
Tiger laughed and said: "Seeing that you like to stay under my crotch, you can't help but get carried away. Hahaha, Leopard, what are you doing here? Aren't you learning to cook from the commander in the military camp?"
A man covered with green grass climbed up from the tiger's feet, took off the messy clothes and threw them away, and a young man whose whole body burst with vitality appeared next to the tiger.
"All the food transported from the Yinping Ancient Road was distributed to the sick and the women and children in Qinzhou. All we have left is piles of beans. No matter how you eat those things, your stomach will become bloated and you will inevitably fart. Now
, the handsome man with mysophobia can now fart loudly in front of others without changing his temper. Do you think I can support my many wives by learning how to fry beans and cook beans from the handsome man?"
Tiger actually nodded in agreement and said, "That's not possible. We should trick him into making wine. That thing can make a lot of money. Even if we can't sell it, we can drink it ourselves and not waste it."
Xiao Li glanced at Leopard with contempt and said: "Your father is a pervert, and so are you. He has already married six wives at the age of seventeen. You are the first in our young army. You will die sooner or later."
On a woman’s belly.”
As the three of them were talking, the previously silent mountain col suddenly became lively. Hundreds of young men emerged from nowhere, filling the entire mountain col with laughter and laughter.
"A small team left. Gouzi led the team and reported the news to the commander first. If this happens, Zhang Zhi will be dead. In what fucking era are you still playing with us like building a plank road to infiltrate Chen Cang secretly?
, I wanted to bypass our army and launch a surprise attack on Chencang, but I didn’t think so. I really thought the Xixia people were invincible in the field."
Xiao Li frowned and said, "Don't be so crazy. You just killed a few Xixia people. The charge of more than 10,000 cavalry is earth-shattering."
Leopard said angrily: "What a shock to the world. Entering the position I set up is just a dish on my plate. He prevents his horses from running, and then surrounds them with barbed wire, crossbows, siege crossbows, and broken siege crossbows."
Armor, cones, and rounds of gunpowder shells are covering them up. No matter how many people come here, they will not be able to escape death. Even those war horses will be seriously damaged, which is a pity. Let’s go back quickly. It will be a big loss if we are late and can’t catch up with the battle.
I have taken a fancy to the horse Zhang Zhi is riding, so you are not allowed to snatch it from me."
Tiger smiled and said: "I have Lao Bai and Xiao Li has black ears. No one will compete with you. By the way, have you seen Zhang Zhi?"
Leopard said sternly: "I took a look from a distance and saw that the old guy was awake. I took a quick look and the old guy suddenly turned around and looked towards where I was. If I hadn't taken the opportunity to let one go,
Rabbit, maybe he will find it."
Tiger's smiling face immediately disappeared, and he opened his mouth and cursed: "When will you change your flamboyant temper? Do you think Xiaoli and I can't get close? You don't dare, because you are worried that it will ruin something big, and those old guys are all
They are all masters who have been fighting on the battlefield all their lives. Which one of you who did not die on the battlefield is not an old fox? If you didn't have the ability to check the weather, gain advantage everywhere, and fight for the gods, you would have died eighty times ago. If you dare to be so careless again
, as this year’s team leader, I will send you back to receive training again.”
Leopard rolled his eyes helplessly and clasped his fists: "What the team leader said is that I will definitely learn a lesson in the future."
Xiao Li took out a small notebook and wrote a paragraph in it, and then said to Baozi: "Zhang Zhi's horse will be confiscated to see the consequences."
"The horse hasn't been brought back yet, and Zhang Zhi is still riding it..."
"I'll get it back!" Xiao Li smiled, then stepped on the black ears and followed the tiger and led everyone away from the col...
Yunzheng found that the tofu he made didn't taste very good, and it was very different from the white jade tofu from Zhangjia in Tokyo. It was so gray that even Han Niu, who likes tofu the most, said it had a strong smell and was unwilling to eat it.
Who can bear to eat beans all day long and fart loudly? The stubborn Song Dynasty people are really strange. They are willing to donate their family property, rather than giving away the recipe for making tofu, so that everyone can have a good meal.
Li Chang seemed to agree with this matter. He thought it was a trivial matter for people to donate money to the general as military expenses. As long as the craftsmanship is still there, sooner or later, he can make money back. If he donates his ancestral craftsmanship, can he enter the ancestral graves?
You can say both. So it is only natural for Yun Zheng to make a little money as a general, but to make a living, this is bad. Not many people dared to do such a thing in the Song Dynasty, because as long as he did it,
Someone will die, even the most cowardly person will fight desperately at this time.
Yun Zheng had no intention of forcing the Su family, who made Gaotang Laodoufu in Qinzhou, to death. Now I heard from Li Chang that the Su family had made preparations for the death of the whole family, and secretly entrusted one of his little grandsons to
The in-laws even told the outside world that they were married into another family and had nothing to do with the Su family. The whole family hid in the refugee camp and waited fearfully for General Yun to operate on the whole family.
Damn it, the army was eating beans all day long in the barracks. There was a lot of fart noise. After two loud farts, their stomachs were empty. Many people still had stomach upsets. If the war continued like this, it would be a problem. They were just counting on eating tofu to save their lives. This old man
The Su family is so stubborn that they refused to sell their craftsmanship even after giving him so much money. They invited Old Man Su to make tofu in the military camp. This old man thought he was trying to steal the craftsmanship, so he broke his own hand...
Making tofu with brine is just a simple chemical reaction. Yun Zheng didn't believe that he couldn't make delicious tofu. After trying it several times, he realized that it was reasonable for Lao Sutou not to give him the recipe. The tofu he made by himself tasted delicious.
Not even as good as beans.
The cooks in the army can make tofu, and their skills are on par with Yunzheng's. However, Yunzheng plans to develop a terrifying amount of tofu products in future generations. He changes his tricks every day and turns soybeans into real delicious military rations. The cooks and Yunzheng make them.
The tofu that comes out is useless. The most rare thing is that one pound of soybeans can make three or four pounds of tofu, which will save a lot of food.
The reason for doing this was forced by the evil imperial court. Some time ago, a large amount of broad beans were given, but they were all consumed by the people and the army. Now that it is better, a huge amount of soybeans has been sent... If you don't make tofu, why don't you make tofu?
What can you do?
Yun Zheng wanted some wheat or rice. As long as he looked at the anxious eyes of Lao Bao who came to deliver food, Yun Zheng couldn't say a word. He believed that if Lao Bao could get wheat and rice, he would definitely do it.
With all his strength, 10% wheat and 90% soybeans were the food delivered by Lao Bao. Especially after hearing that Laiyuan Village and Dingyuan Village were lost, Lao Bao didn't even have a sip of water in Yunzheng's tent.
As soon as he had time to drink, he got into the carriage and hurried off to find food for the army.
He tried his best, but the area affected by the disaster was large in the northwest. The border army relied on the imperial court for supplies, and this year's performance was not good...
In gray days, people always need a little sunshine. Yun Zheng felt that lighting Zhang Zhi's sky lantern would definitely bring a ray of light to the dark sky of the Song Dynasty. (To be continued)