Yun Er's head was stuck on the flower stand. He spread his hands helplessly and shouted: "Asshole, that's enough. If you dare to touch me again, I will fight back."
Su Shi smiled slyly and put his hand on Yun Er's head and said: "Am I a bastard? If you hadn't told my father that I went to a brothel again, how could I have been punished by my father to study in front of the ancestor's tomb? And even my mother was scolded too?
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"Su Er, who asked you to make someone's belly bigger? You deserve it!"
Su Shi let go of Yun Er's head and said uneasily: "That's just a geisha. Her pair of jade arms can be used as pillows for thousands of people, and her lips can be tasted by thousands of people. Who knows if that child is mine."
Yun Er carefully pulled his head back from the flower stand, rubbed his neck and said: "I can see clearly, you are a heartless guy. Even if the child in that woman's belly is not yours, you have nothing to do with it.
I’m just asking for a little money. I have no intention of marrying you. What’s going on when you run away without a trace? What does a little money mean?”
Su Shi smiled awkwardly and said, "Whoever runs away is just afraid of my father's family law."
Yun Er hummed twice and said: "Yes, you ran to Liangshan to hide in peace, and that geisha had no place to run. The old madam wanted that geisha to have an abortion, but she refused life and death, and was whipped more than ten times.
In the end, you threw yourself into a trap and hanged yourself. This is your fault."
When Su Shi heard what Yun Er said, he couldn't help but trembled. His face immediately turned pale, and he asked in a trembling voice: "Is this really true?"
Yun Er was minding his own business, peeling off an orange and throwing a piece into his mouth. He smiled and said, "I lied to you!"
"I'll kill you!" Su Shi jumped up from the chair like a spring, ready to strangle Yun Er alive.
Yun Er dodged away, sat on the window sill and waved his hand to Su Shi: "If you keep hiding from this matter, this is what will happen to you. You are not a ruthless person, why do you pretend to not care about anything?
What does it look like? Hehe, if what I just said is true, it seems that you will never have peace of mind in this life."
"Guan Guan Jiu Jiu, in the River Island, a graceful lady, a gentleman is fond of courtship..." The Book of Songs begins with a poem discussing how to court a mate. As a disciple of Confucius, I must learn the essence of the Han family. What's more, the sages once sang songs
"If a girl is pregnant, she will be lured with good luck!" Songs like this happily tease women from good families. I just found a singing prostitute. What's wrong with that?
You must know that this is still the "Book of Songs" after it was abridged by the sage Confucius. It is said that the original "Book of Songs" had three thousand poems, which were abridged according to Confucius's standards. The three thousand poems were abridged to become "Three Hundred Poems".
Confucius himself was very satisfied with the abridged "Book of Songs", so he boasted: "Three hundred poems can be summed up in one sentence, saying: thinking without evil." This is the abridged version, which still remains.
If it were the original "Book of Songs", I don't know how "indecent" it would be.
It can be seen that Confucius did not approve of the great harm between men and women, and it was all imposed by later generations. I open the eyes of the Master and rectify the origins of the people. What is wrong with this kind of behavior?"
Yun Er stared blankly at this pervert who could turn obscene things into very noble things in the blink of an eye. Apart from admiration, he really couldn't say anything else to accuse him.
Just when Su Shi was proud, a book came out of the window and hit the proud Su Shi hard on the head. Su Shi staggered, covered his head and said angrily: "Why are you so heavy-handed?"
Mr. Peng Li's old face appeared outside the window and said calmly: "I'm worried that the beating is too light, and I won't be able to wake up this scoundrel like you!"
Su Shi quickly bowed to wait for instructions, and used the corner of his eye to blame Yun Er for not telling him earlier that his husband was here.
The snow-white head of the ancestor of the Lu family also appeared outside the window. He looked at the obedient Su Shi and laughed and said: "Interesting, interesting, Peng Li, you have been pursuing the way of a gentleman all your life. Who would have thought that you would end up with such a bad attitude in your later years?"
What a joy to be congratulated for a disciple with a lively mind!"
Mr. Peng Li glanced at Old Man Lu and said expressionlessly: "When I educate my disciples, I don't need a merchant to make irresponsible remarks."
Old Man Lu laughed and said: "You have lived a hard life, but I have lived a carefree life. I have never missed the beautiful women and delicious food. I remember when I saw Mrs. Huarui, I was so shocked...'
Yun Zheng was sitting in the yard next door. When he heard what Old Man Lu said, he put down the book in his hand and looked at Lu Qingqing, who was gritting his teeth. He said, "The old man likes to brag. Let him go. As long as he lives happily all day long, he will live a few more years."
Our blessings, as for others, who is going to care about the ninety-year-old man?"
Lu Qingqing almost broke the flower stretcher in his hand. Yun Zheng took the flower stretcher from her hand and pretended to use the embroidery needle to imitate his wife's embroidery style and embroidered a few stitches, but his wife snatched it away.
After passing the embroidery, he took a quick look at it, threw the embroidery piece to the ground and stepped on it hard. This is a picture of "Magpie Climbing a Branch". The most important thing is the stitching method and structure, and there is no room for the slightest flaw. One month
With all his hard work, an embroidery that was about to be completed was completely ruined by Yun Zheng.
"It makes people miss you when you are not around, but your popularity hurts when you are here. There is no one in this family, old or young, big or small, that makes you worry-free. The old one talks nonsense, and the young one talks nonsense."
He pushed the granddaughter of Mr. Han's family to the ground, rode on him and beat him. Now, Su Shi went to a brothel without hesitation and killed someone. Yun Er didn't know what kind of bad temper he had, insisting on not seeing the Qin country, offending his princess.
You are crying, if you continue like this, it will be easier for me, the mistress of the house, to strangle myself to death with a rope."
Yun Zheng picked up the book on the ground and opened it again, burying his face behind the book and saying, "Madam, please go away, I won't send you away!"
Lu Qingqing was so angry that he took the book from Yun Zheng's hand and tore it into pieces, leaving Yun Zheng covered with paper foam, and then angrily returned to the back hall.
Yun Zheng pouted and waited for his wife to finish her temper and leave before she stood up and dusted off the scraps of paper on her body, planning to go to the family temple to see Wugou.
Today's weather is excellent, there is no wind, the sun is shining fiercely on the earth, and you don't feel a bit cold even when you stand in the yard. It is a very good choice to have afternoon tea in Wugou at this time.
As the saying goes, what the superiors do will be followed by the subordinates. Everyone in the Yun family followed Yun Zheng, whether they were servants or housekeepers, they were lazily lying on the long stools at the base of the wall to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon.
Yun San found a good spot where the sun was the strongest, put his mouth on his paws and slept soundly. When he heard the familiar footsteps of the owner, he raised his ears and climbed up, straightening his hind legs and spreading his front legs forward.
With his mouth stretched wide and his body wagging his broom-like tail, he follows the owner of the house. The royal guard dog always has some unexpected benefits.
He found a bone with slightly more meat from Wugou's rice plate and threw it to Yun San. Then he found another strong piece and put it into his mouth to chew. As for Wugou, there was already a big pile of bones in front of him.
Pasted meat bones.
"As a monk, can you eat less meat? People like me are displeased!" Yun Zheng began to repeat the same thoughts that he had said countless times.
Wugou had already developed a strong immunity to these words. After chewing the last bone clean, he casually wiped his glossy lips and oily hands with a handkerchief, took the teapot and put it to his mouth.
The spout of the pot drank a pot of warm tea like a long whale sucking water. He spat out the tea foam in his mouth and said with a smile: "The monk only relied on this fat body to crawl back from the hell gate several times. So,
Eat as much as you can, this is a rule of thumb.”
Yun Zheng came closer and took a closer look at Wugou's eyes. It seemed that this guy had really recovered. There were no longer those crazy red spots under his eyes. This showed that the deworming effect in the past two months had been
very good.
"The imperial doctor said you have to take the poison for another seven days. Don't dare to make mistakes at this stage. The best way is to get rid of it once and for all."
Wugou shook his head and said: "The monk feels that arsenic doesn't have much effect on me now. When I ate it before, it felt like there was a sharp knife stirring in my abdomen. Now if I eat it at the same dose, there will be less in my stomach."
I don’t even feel it, so the poison looks the same whether it is taken or not. The monk himself is the Fang family and knows his physical condition, so you don’t need to worry!"
Yun Zheng nodded in approval. Wugou himself was a very good doctor. If he said there was no problem, then there really was no problem. He organized what he wanted to say in his mind and said softly: "Lu Huiqing has disappeared!"
Wugou didn't care what Yunzheng said. According to what Hua Niang told him when he came back, Yunzheng and Wugou agreed that Lu Huiqing had no hope of survival, not to mention the schistosomiasis larvae in the excrement water.
After soaking in it all night, this one thing is enough to kill Lu Huiqing. On the battlefield, gold juice (dung water) is a powerful weapon for defending the city. As long as the gold juice is heated, it can be used while the enemy is attacking the city.
If it is poured down, anyone burned by the golden juice will basically be dead.
"According to the laws of the Song Dynasty, anyone who harms others through witchcraft will be executed and their family members will be exiled for three thousand miles. Officials from the Ministry of Punishment have already arrived in Quanzhou. According to urgent news from Quanzhou, Lu Huiqing has not returned to his hometown at all. The officials from the Ministry of Punishment are in Suzhou.
We found Lu Huiqing's receipt for exchanging his own money order, which shows that this guy knew something was wrong with him and had already absconded."
"The fault lies with Lu Huiqing, and the poor monk is not at fault. He wants to kill people, not me, so the poor monk feels at ease, as calm as water, and has no resentment. Yun Zheng, don't you think the peace of Yun Mansion today is intoxicating? Everyone.
Everyone is asking for heaven. What is heaven? This is it!"
Yun Zheng nodded fiercely. He found that what Wugou said was very reasonable. My peace of mind is heaven. Heaven has never been above the nine heavens, but by my side... (To be continued)