"Xiao Shi didn't eat at night. He stayed in his room alone and didn't even light a candle!"
Hearing what the monkey said, Yun Zheng put down the pen in his hand, rubbed his temples with his fingers and said calmly: "It doesn't matter, he is already very fat now, it doesn't matter if he is hungry for a few meals."
The monkey saw that the young master picked up the pen again to draft documents, replaced the teapot with new tea, turned on the oil lamp, and went out.
When he walked out of the young master's room and passed by Su Shi's room, he was immediately dragged in. Su Shi held a chicken leg in his left hand and asked while eating: "What did you say, sir? Do you mean to be soft-hearted?"
The monkey smiled bitterly and said: "Since you want to go on a hunger strike, why don't you just stop eating? You also have to show off a bit. While chewing the chicken legs, you say you are on a hunger strike. Who will believe you if you say it? My young master is a very smart master.
It's not possible to deceive him about your good deeds. No, the young master said that you are too fat now. Eat less to lose weight."
Su Shi said angrily: "I know this is the saying. If Yun Er and Xiao Zhe don't eat a meal, they will ask in person if they don't see anyone at the dinner table. If I don't eat, he will always ignore me."
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The monkey said helplessly: "You are different from the other two gentlemen. They rarely go to the kitchen to find food. You are the only one who wants to stay in the kitchen all day. If you are not at the dinner table, there is only one possibility, that is, you have already eaten.
, I don’t think it’s necessary to ask either.”
Su Shi lay down on the thick bed, sighed and put the chicken legs on the bedside table. He put his hands on the back of his head regardless of the oil in his hands, and asked the monkey in a low voice: "Have you seen Zhao Yingchun?"
, tell me what kind of woman she is, if it can still be said, I will marry her!"
The monkey found a towel, pulled Su Shi's hand out and wiped it, while saying: "Finding a wife is easy. As long as you marry home, you can do whatever you want. Your old man and my young master will never go to the boudoir."
Why don't you go and ask?
The princess also comes from a wealthy family and is unlikely to curse, so you can rest assured that the old man and the young master are doing this for your own good and will not harm you."
Su Shi took the towel off the monkey's hand and rubbed it on the back of his head casually a few times. He threw the towel to the monkey and said bitterly: "The person I hate most is the one who interferes with my work under the pretext of doing good for me. That Zhao Yingchun,
I make a dead face all day long, and no one in the palace will laugh. If I say a few words to the palace maid, she will glare at me!"
The monkey said with a smile: "You are worthy of being a master and disciple. My young master and Di Shuai also said the same. But my young master is better than you, so you can't deal with him. Just wait obediently to marry your wife. She will be obedient when you go to bed."
The earth will listen to you, this is a rule of thumb."
Su Shi rolled his eyes and immediately grabbed the monkey's chest and said, "Okay, I'll tell my wife, you've caused trouble to Xiao Chong. Do you dare to do this kind of thing like sleeping with an unmarried woman?"
The monkey chuckled and said: "If you don't know, don't talk nonsense. For the sake of men, I'll teach you to be good. Xiaochong and I have already been engaged. If Gao Jixuan hadn't made the mistake, we would have been married by now."
What's the big deal about a bed? The little bug is so beautiful and there are so many hungry wolves in our house. This is called attacking first and setting up a wall. It would be better if the little bug's belly gets bigger after I go back! Hanniu's life is better.
I can become a father when I go back."
Su Shi's eyes widened and he said, "What a fool, did you bring trouble to someone else's young lady?"
The monkey laughed and said: "The lady of the Zhou family is also literate. Since she has been engaged to Han Niu, she invites Han Niu to her home from time to time. It is said that she talks about poetry... The result of the discussion is
The young lady of the Zhou family was pregnant. The Zhou family was so ashamed that they thought our family would break off the engagement and planned to kill their young lady. Who knew that Han Niu came to the house in person and rescued the young lady of the Zhou family from the Buddhist hall and bought a yard?
, placed Miss Zhou there, and also forcibly gave a betrothal gift to the Zhou family, telling the head of the Zhou family that he would be Yunwu’s father-in-law from now on, and that after the child is born, the full-moon gift is indispensable!"
"Hahaha." Su Shi laughed. He found that sometimes the things fools do are particularly heart-warming.
However, he stopped laughing after half a smile and asked the monkey nervously: "What if that child is not a fool? Wouldn't it be a big mistake? With the temper of the fool, he will kill the entire Zhou family."
The monkey looked at Su Shi with pity and said, "Do you really think that our home is easy to enter? Do you really think that our home is not guarded against people who are about to come in? Although Han Niu is stupid, the young master is smart. The young master said that Miss Zhou is fine.
Then there must be no problem!”
Su Shi sighed and said weakly: "This was originally my last chess piece. I want to use the excuse that Zhao Yingchun came into my house without good intentions. I heard what you said about Han Niu. This method won't work. Do you think I
Don’t you know what’s going on at home? Many of the secret words were drawn up by me. I’m afraid that Zhao Yingchun’s every move will not be able to escape the eyes of the husband. Just like what you just said, if the husband says there is no problem, then Zhao Yingchun really has no problem.
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Forget it, it’s just getting a wife...it’s not a big deal!”
Su Shi wanted to fight, so he wrote a letter home to ask his father. His father's reply only had a simple sentence: "I will marry Zhao Yingchun as soon as I come back from Yanmen Pass!"
When Su Shi saw this sentence, he gave up all thoughts of breaking off the engagement, devoted all his attention to the fortifications at Yanmen Pass, and never said any more nonsense about not wanting to get married.
Finally, a heavy snowfall fell at Yanmen Pass. This was the coldest time of the year. All fortifications and military drills came to a halt. There was silence between heaven and earth. The cold seemed to freeze everything.
, even the sparrows that were least afraid of the cold disappeared, and the sound of the gong at the patrol gate spread far away, making this dead world look even more desolate.
The Gobi desert, the pass, the iron armor, and the white snow have become the eternal colors of Yanmen Pass...
In the distant water town of Wuzhou in the south of the Yangtze River, a small boat squeaked through the green river water in the drizzle. It emerged from the water gate of Wuzhou where Wu Zixu hung his head. A man with a withered face stood holding an umbrella.
Enjoy this rare beauty from the bow of the boat.
This is a very strange person. He has a thin body but a big belly. The whole person looks extremely uncoordinated. If I have to describe it, I can only use the word toad to describe him. His limbs are slender, but he has a big belly.
What does a toad look like?
Lu Huiqing looked at the Banshan Hall in front of her with disgust. It was already crowded with people, all of whom were vulgar businessmen and middlemen. In the past, Lu Huiqing was not willing to deal with these vulgar people wearing coarse clothes.
Yes, but now, he is the accountant of Princess Wu's house. In order to hide his identity, he condescended to appear among this group of people. Even so, Lu Huiqing couldn't help but frown when she saw the middleman wearing mandarin duck shoes.
Frown.
A fat butler came out of the cabin with a smile, followed by a disheveled boat girl. The steward threw a handful of coins to the boat girl and said to Lu Huiqing: "Mr. Chu, you must not look down on these things."
People, if our family wants to be prosperous, we cannot do without these people, just give them a good look."
Lu Huiqing said with a smile: "Chu Zhongtian is the one who messed up the punishment of heaven. After today, I don't know what will happen tomorrow. Who has the right to laugh at others? The silk in Wuzhong is a big investment for the princess's house. How can Chu dare to despise it?
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The fat butler said sympathetically: "My consort often says that you are extremely talented and knowledgeable, but you are suffering from a serious illness. Otherwise, if you leave the examination room, you will become famous all over the world."
Lu Huiqing smiled and said: "Chu only has a lot of knowledge left, otherwise he would not have dared to reveal the recruitment list of the Prince Consort's Palace. I was convinced that the Prince Consort would not give up, and now I have a place to live and settle down. I would not dare to die for the Princess's Palace."
force!"
As he spoke, the boat gently docked. The boatman set up the gangplank and carefully sent Lu Huiqing and the housekeeper ashore. Lu Huiqing was fine. The fat housekeeper seemed to have just been on the boat with his wife.
He doesn't care if it's not clean.
After the steward came ashore, he threw a few coins to the boatman and said with a smile: "You have a good wife, don't worry about her delicate skin and tender flesh. We will take your boat on the return trip..." The boatman was overjoyed and took the money and went upstairs.
Next wait.
Lu Huiqing just smiled. Wang Yiyong was already unfilial by marrying the princess of Wu, so his family tradition was gone. Filial piety was gone, and he was no longer a human being.
The consequences of marrying a princess were very serious. Wang Yiyong's original name was Keming, and his father was Wang Yizheng. The Lord was promoted and changed his name, and he became a brother to his father in name. The prince-in-law walked with his father, which improved his status in the clan, and even the princess's wife.
Having children also disrupts the hierarchy of generations. For example, Wang Chengyan's son Shilong was "arrogant and unruly. Every time he sat on top of his uncles, everyone would sneer at him." But there was nothing he could do.
The marriage between the Yun family and the royal family was a big event, and the emperor would naturally tell the world about it. Lu Huiqing originally thought that this would become a big joke to the Yun family. His parents, Yun Zheng and Yun Yue, were both dead. Once the princess of Qin married
Yun family, he really wanted to see Yun Zheng calling his younger brother uncle, but he looked through the proclamations and did not find that the princess of Qin's consort had been promoted a generation. In the proclamations, the princess of Qin and Yun Yue still called Yun.
Zheng is his brother, and Yun Zheng's banner, Yunlu, is his sister-in-law, which means that the royal family even ignored the most basic rules in order to win over Yun Zheng.
Not being able to see the Yun family's jokes made Lu Huiqing extremely sad.
Stepping onto the mountain hall, Lu Huiqing immediately changed into another face. A trace of shrewdness appeared on his scorched face. This kind of face-changing technique was very easy for him, and the housekeeper was not surprised.
Well, when this man saw the Prince Consort, he showed a sad look of a man who had gone through many vicissitudes of life and had no talent.
The curious prince-in-law tested a few sentences and was immediately shocked. He shouted that it was the prime minister's dereliction of duty that such a great talent was reduced to the common people! (To be continued)