Ge Qiuyan took the cloak that Yun Zheng had taken off, and when she saw her husband leaning on a chair tiredly and taking a nap, she brought a basin of warm water, wiped his face carefully, and gently touched her husband's skin, which had become dark and rough, with her fingers.
He sighed and said: "You shouldn't be a hard-working person. Why are you stationed at the border and eating sand now?"
Yun Zheng closed his eyes and said: "We killed more than 6,000 people last night. This is the result of 30,000 troops fighting fiercely all night. But just now Li Chang told me that he had already drawn up a seal and was preparing to ask the imperial court for credit."
, the seal is very simple, it reads - Yun Shuai went out to Guan Mountain at night to kill bandits, and when dawn returned in triumph, six thousand Hu chiefs had been crowned!
I don’t know how to evaluate his memorial. Ordinary people will soon become gods under the influence of false rumors. If this continues, I will move to live in a shrine. Will you go?"
Ge Qiuyan smiled and said: "You are not an ordinary person. You are the coach of Yanmen Pass. As long as you kill the enemy, you must have a share of the credit. What's more, you really came back with a great victory last night. Li Chang
This is the right way to write a memorial!"
Yun Zheng opened his eyes and looked at Ge Qiuyan gently: "Look, this is why I came to the border to eat sand. The people of the Song Dynasty wanted to see an invincible army that would win every battle. The Song Dynasty
The emperor hopes that he will have a loyal iron army under his command that can make Zhao and Song Dynasties last for eternity, and you hope to see your husband truly become the wisest commander in the world, thus satisfying all your fantasies about heroes."
Ge Qiuyan sat on the armrest of the chair and hugged Yun Zheng's neck and said, "Isn't this bad?"
Yun Zheng's hands habitually climbed up to Ge Qiuyan's towering chest and said with a bitter smile: "I also like heroes, but I don't like that this hero is me. When I become a hero, I should go to fight everywhere and abandon my wife.
Go to the border to eat sand.
Seeing you rushing over, I can imagine the panic and terror in Qing Qing's heart, but to be honest, it is indeed very dangerous here. As long as I don't think carefully, I will bring disaster to the Song Dynasty.
A huge disaster.
I'm actually a little tired and a little impatient..."
Seeing that Yun Zheng fell asleep while talking, Ge Qiuyan picked up his body and gently placed him on the bed, covered him with a quilt, lit some soothing incense, and then carefully closed the door and arrived.
outside room.
When Su Shi saw Ge Qiuyan, he cried in grievance, pointing to the arrows hanging on his waist and ribs, and told what he had experienced on the battlefield.
Ge Qiuyan was surprised at first. He untied Su Shi's armor and found that he was still wearing a set of chain armor. He threw the armor on the ground angrily and said: "Your husband just put you in an iron can. I know."
I don’t know that he doesn’t even have a complete set of chain armor like this. I have prepared all the good things for you. You will soon become a young man. Why do you still only know how to cry and complain? Isn’t it embarrassing?”
After saying that, Ge Qiuyan went to the room, took out the boss's baggage and threw it to Su Shi, saying: "You are going to get a wife soon. Don't cry all the time in the future. Zhao Yingchun asked me to bring this to you.
If you know what's inside, go back and look."
Su Shi held a large bundle and squeezed it with his hands. He found that the inside was soft and threw the bundle to the soldiers. He twisted his neck and said, "Send me a cotton-padded jacket in the summer. Does she still want me to spend the winter at Yanmen Pass?"
Ge Qiuyan gritted his teeth and said: "I don't know why, but people heard that I was coming to Yanmen Pass to sew this with my own hands. When it was delivered to my home, I was still embroidering it on the cotton-padded jacket. All the good friendship turned into ill will with you.
"
"Embroidery? How can I, a fat man, still look good wearing embroidered clothes?"
Ge Qiu's face turned red from the smoke, and he rushed to the guards, grabbed the baggage, and gritted his teeth and said to Su Shi: "When you have the ability to return to Tokyo, you can tell Zhao Yingchun in person that this dignified princess will lower her head.
I sewed clothes for you, an idiot, and you started to tremble."
Su Shi said with a smile: "She is a woman who should do these things. Let alone her, what did my mother and mistress bring me? Apart from mutton, I only had porridge at Yanmen Pass, and my stomach was very empty.
"
Ge Qiuyan rolled her eyes at Su Shi and ordered the accompanying maids to move out the things Su Xun, Lu Qingqing and Yun Er brought to him, and the entire porch was filled with piles.
Su Shi happily dug through the pile of gifts. Books given by his father, clothes given by his mother, and snacks given by his wife that could be kept for a long time were all put aside by him. He suddenly shouted with joy and found a wooden box from the pile of gifts.
After opening it, with tears in his eyes, he murmured: "Yun Er still knows my heart."
Ge Qiuyan took a look and took a sip, then decisively went back to her room. The deep friendship between her parents was not as good as the large pieces of dried beef and bottles of fine wine. There seemed to be some exquisite pictures under the box.
Ge Qiuyan knew what it was without looking at it. She also saw this thing on the first night she married Yun Zheng.
Su Shi personally held the wooden box sent by Yun Er, and his guards helped him carry other gifts and walked proudly to his room.
When he saw the tiger, a picture flew over. The tiger glanced at it and immediately took the picture into his arms as if facing a formidable enemy. Then he pretended to look around as if nothing had happened, intending to find an empty place.
Watch the place carefully.
Seeing Bo Bo training an eagle, two boxes of dried and crumbled mung bean cakes flew out. Bo Bo opened the box and took a tentative bite, his eyes shining. He chased away six eagles that were shrinking around him and held the mung bean cake.
I went to find Lao Wei, Lao Zhao and the others. We should all eat such delicacies together.
Leopard and Xiaoli were smarter. They followed Su Shi into the room. When they saw the things in the box, they cheered and put their heads into the box together...
After the army returned with a great victory, it was natural to reward the three armies as usual. This kind of thing is usually done by the supervisor Li Chang, and this time was no exception. Five hundred sheep and one hundred jars of wine were sent down, and the three armies cheered.
Thunder.
The atmosphere of joy filled every corner of Yanmen Pass. The soldiers stationed on the city wall smelled the aroma of wine and meat. They couldn't help but try to take a few more breaths and smack their mouths. They just felt that the time today passed too slowly.
Of course, Guo Rushan was not happy at all as he was tightly tied to the wooden board. Wang Cobbler drank wine one sip at a time and carefully picked out every trace of meat on the mutton bones with the knife in his hand.
Finally, he cracked open the bone marrow, chewed the sheep bones hard, then reluctantly threw away the bones, drank the full bowl of wine assigned to him in one gulp, and gave a satisfied belch.
His face was stained dark red from the alcohol.
The liar and Long Yangsheng were sitting deep in the dungeon. They were unwilling to get along with the cobbler Wang in this state, especially Long Yangsheng. He leaned against the liar softly and whispered: "I just saw the handsome man.
She is like a lady, she is indeed the most beautiful in the world."
The swindler fed a piece of mutton into Long Yangsheng's mouth and said with a smile: "You may only see the concubines from rich families, but the concubines from other families are hidden in the yard by the dignitaries, and no one can see them.
."
Long Yangsheng sneered and said: "In the past, my master didn't allow me to see outsiders, but I couldn't control myself..."
Guo Ruhai walked into the dungeon and threw his helmet on the wooden table with a clang. He looked at the liar and Long Yangsheng who were huddled together and said: "If you want to do something, go next door. I plan to take off my clothes. Long Yang closes his eyes."
superior!"
The liar quickly closed his eyes, but Long Yangsheng opened his eyes wide, covered his mouth and said with a smile: "They are all brothers who eat in the same pot. It's not like I have never seen them before, but ah, you are in front of Guo Rushan
It’s only useful to take off your clothes in front of you.”
Guo Ruhai walked up to Guo Rushan with a grin, picked up a bucket of water and poured it on him. Guo Rushan opened his eyes with difficulty and saw that it was Guo Ruhai. He couldn't help but get excited and twisted around and said: "Brother, I really didn't touch him."
Sister-in-law!"
Guo Ruhai pinched Guo Rushan's chin and smiled: "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter whether you touch her or not. She is just a woman. Big brother will do a trick for you. I guarantee you will never forget it."
Guo Rushan didn't understand what he meant and could only open his eyes wide to see what he was going to do.
Guo Ruhai took off his coat and stood naked in front of Guo Rushan. He put his hand into his hair and rubbed it carefully. In Guo Rushan's horrified eyes, a piece of human skin was completely peeled off from a person's body...
(I would like to explain here. Many brothers think this story is too fantasy and believe that such a situation could not have happened in ancient times. In fact, the brothers underestimated the barbarism of the ancients. Skinning people to gain life span and energy was not uncommon in ancient times.
, the former King Li of the Qin Dynasty, Fu Sheng, once stripped off the skins of some death row prisoners and made them sing and dance for entertainment. Later, he skinned people all over their bodies. They wore human skins and had sex with their concubines, thinking that in this way they could take away the various abilities of the original owners...
…
"Ajie Drum" sung by Zhu Zheqin is actually a dialogue between a living person and a human skin drum...Have you ever had a creepy feeling after listening to this song? :-D)
The lewd thief actually looks pretty good, but he has no hair, no eyebrows, and no hair on his whole body. Under the dim oil lamp in the dungeon, the lewd thief with red lips and white teeth looks terrifying.
Guo Rushan, who had all the tendons of his hands and feet cut off, immediately went crazy. He was twisting his body like a maggot, blood was flowing from the wounds on the joints of his limbs, feces and urine were pouring out from his crotch, white saliva was flowing from the corners of his mouth and he was saying "ahhhhhhhh"
cry.
Cobbler Wang came over with a skinning knife and poured a bucket of ice water on Guo Rushan. He pointed at the human skin hanging on the shelf and said with a smile: "Does it look familiar? That belongs to your elder brother Guo Ruhai.
…”
The corners of Guo Rushan's eyes burst out, and he cried with blood and tears: "You will not die well!"
Wang Tanjiang said quietly: "In the eyes of the old man, skinning people or animals is actually committing evil. The old man doesn't expect to die well."
Guo Rushan straightened his body, looked directly at Cobbler Wang and said, "What do you want me to do?" (To be continued)