Chapter Twenty-ninth, the big white-fronted worm and the small dog
"Get out!" Yun Zheng ended the conversation rudely, unbuttoned his shirt and lay down in the carriage with his breasts exposed, preparing to sleep. He was exhausted from preparing for the battle in the past few days. Now that the war is over, he can feel a little more comfortable.
Ge Qiuyan sneered and put gems of various colors on his belly. She drew circles on his chest with her hand and gritted her teeth and said, "How about I sleep with you? I heard that ferocious places will conceive.
Raise a heroic son."
Yun Zheng opened his eyes and said slowly: "I don't like perverts. I only like ordinary sons. You don't have to be too smart. As long as you know how to respect the elderly and love your children, none of them are evil.
Worry-free and ordinary life is the real life. If I can achieve an ordinary ideal, I will cheer for my son!"
Ge Qiuyan sighed and lay down next to her husband and said softly: "Your temperament will allow us to live carefree for a long, long time, preferably until we grow old."
"Huh, you women, you always think wrong when a man treats you well. Stop worrying about it and live a good life. When all your old teeth fall out, I will take you to the beach to swim naked.
, I heard it’s very enjoyable…”
Ge Qiuyan chuckled and said: "If you can, go swimming naked now. Why do you have to wait until you are old and toothless?"
Yun Zheng chuckled and said, "I'm going to be at a huge disadvantage now... I look at other people's ugly wives, and others look at my extremely beautiful wife. I can't do this kind of uneconomical business!"
"Hahaha……"
When the monkey heard the laughter in the carriage, he couldn't help but turn his horse away a little, so as not to hear anything he shouldn't hear, and then the commander would lose his temper at him...
Li Chang was sitting in the Yanmenguan coach hall, looking at the military newspaper in his hand and his laughter almost collapsed the roof. This was not the first time he laughed out loud. Ever since he received this 800-mile urgent letter in the early morning,
As long as he read the military report, he would burst into laughter. He would not allow his old servants and soldiers to dissuade him, and would chase them all away.
Li Dongchu, who was dressed in black and gray, with streaks of black and white on his face, hurriedly walked into the hall with the soldiers who joined the army. He picked up the teapot and drank the herbal tea in one breath. Then he asked in a hoarse voice: "Why are you so happy to join the army?
Why are you summoned from the iron-shrouded gate?"
Li Chang affectionately poured a cup of hot tea for Li Dongchu and put it in his hand. He smiled and said, "Drink less cold water. My throat is so agitated. I have great news for you."
Lao Li, as long as you hold on for three more days, you can go back and have a good rest. I know that the soldiers of the White Horse Army are exhausted now. If you bear with it a little longer, you will be fine soon."
Li Dongchu shook his head and said: "The commander-in-chief is not here. How can the White Horse Army dare to slack off for a moment when they have heavy responsibilities? This old dog Guo Hengchuan actually ignored his own soldiers and saved his salary at the iron-wrapped gate to set fire to the mountain. We are downwind.
The smoke was billowing and the soldiers couldn't see their fingers. The soldiers fought with the enemy with wet cloths covering their mouths and noses, unable to retreat."
Li Chang patted Li Dongchu on the shoulder and said: "Thank you for your hard work, soldiers. I will definitely send the brothers a lung-clearing medicinal soup tonight. Take a sip. The war is urgent. But in three days, the commander will be back. The army
Now we have arrived at Zhujiahe, and when we join forces, little Guo Hengchuan will be nothing more than a withered ear in a barren grave!"
Li Dongchu suddenly stood up and said in surprise: "Did the Marshal defeat Xiao Huo'er?"
Li Chang said calmly: "This is natural. You have only been with the commander for a short time. Over time, you will know that the commander is a famous general of our Song Dynasty. Defeating an unknown Xiao Huo'er is nothing.
The battle at Pianguan was like shaking the earth. The commander used Pianguan as bait to lure Xiao Huoer into the city, and then detonated the entire Pianguan. Then the commander led his army to surround Xiao Huoer, who was fleeing in panic.
, in the end they were captured in one fell swoop, and less than a hundred Liao people escaped.
Xiao Huo'er was captured, Wu Gudu was captured, and more than 30,000 Liao people were surrendered as prisoners and began to build a new city in the meander of the river. With the aid of a large amount of materials, the new city will be completed by the beginning of winter this year."
Li Dongchu rubbed his hands happily and walked up and down the hall. He took Li Chang's hands and said, "Join the army. Since the commander will be back soon, we might as well take the initiative to attack and get rid of the arrogance of this old dog Guo Hengchuan."
arrogance."
Li Chang waved his hands repeatedly and said: "Don't take risks. Don't take risks. We'll make arrangements for everything after the commander comes back. Now we have a small army and few generals and we can't afford to lose. No amount of military exploits can hold the big enemy from Yanmen Pass."
, as long as we hand over Yanmen Pass to the commander properly, the first victory will be ours, we can't escape, and there is no need to compare with that rogue soldier Lang Tan."
Li Miao saw that Li Dongchu was a little disappointed, so he pressed him on the chair and continued: "Guo Hengchuan is no better than that young boy Xiao Huo'er. He is a very experienced soldier. We have his two sons in our hands, and this guy is still...
Being able to hold back his anger and attack the city in a determined manner shows the depth of his city. What if the gap we found was an ambush set by this old dog?
If the raid does not go well, if Yanmen Pass is endangered, you and I will not be able to atone for our sins even if we die a hundred times. The commander has already captured Xiao Huo'er alive. We will definitely win this battle, and the four states outside Yanmen Pass will also not be able to atone for our sins.
It is already fat on our dinner plate. We only need to tie the 200,000 capital troops under Guo Hengchuan's old dog tightly to Yanmen Pass and consume them bit by bit. It is us who need to stabilize at this time, not Guo Hengchuan.
, Every day that passes, Lao Gou's troops lose one point, and he becomes weaker. When the commander arrives, Lao Gou's death will come."
Li Dongchu nodded repeatedly and said: "The supervisor is wise, but the general is reckless. I'm ashamed. I will go back to the iron-wrapped gate now and promise not to leave. If any soldiers leave the iron-wrapped gate, come and see me."
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Li Chang, who breathed a sigh of relief, patted Li Dongchu on the back and said: "The general has such thoughts, I can rest assured. As long as we can't hold on, old dog Guo Hengchuan can't do anything to us. After the general returns to the army, I will
I will definitely ask for merit for the general."
Li Dongchu, who had made up his mind, hurried out of the commander's house, drank a lot of water, and followed Li Dongchu. He asked strangely: "General, when did we have the idea of raiding Guo Hengchuan's army? Will you do it this morning?"
He also said that he would use an iron door to cover the dangerous terrain and consume this old dog to death, so why did he attack again?"
Li Dongchu looked at this soldier who had been with him for more than ten years and said angrily: "You know what the hell, the whole battle at Yanmen Pass has nothing to do with the Supervisory Army. We are fighting the war. He is hiding in the commander's mansion without even leaving.
You can't see him on the front line. He said a few days ago that he was ill and almost died of illness. You saw it just now. Did he look like he was going to die?"
Shenjun said: "Who in our Jingxi Army doesn't know that the supervisor is a coward? He just dares to follow the commander and bark a few times. Who would look up to him without the commander? What does this have to do with our raid?
?Let’s talk about it first, we can’t make a surprise attack, we absolutely can’t make a surprise attack, that’s not to attack others, but to worm our way into the tiger’s mouth. I’m afraid Guo Hengchuan’s neck will be sore waiting for us to come out and fight.”
Li Dongchu smiled strangely and said: "You have been living with me for so many years and it's all in vain. Let me ask you, the commander is a real eye-catching white-fronted insect. Do you have any other opinions on this point?"
Joining the army said without hesitation: "This statement is a bit cold, but it is very appropriate."
Li Dongchu slowed down his horse and looked back at Joining the Army and said: "Why does a big bug with an eye-catching white forehead have to have a thin dog behind its butt? The relationship between the big bug and the thin dog seems to be pretty good, no, it should be really good!
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When Li Dongchu saw that he had joined the army, he still didn't understand and sighed: "Big insects don't care about the enemies on the battlefield, but care about the cold arrows behind them. Small dogs can't go to the battlefield, but they can smell the cold arrows. Small dogs don't dare to go to the battlefield, but they pounce on them and bite them once or twice."
A little thief who shoots cold arrows is the most suitable person.
I didn't understand this truth before, so I led you to Ningwuguan to eat chaffy vegetables and defend the city gate. The reason why I told the supervisors that we planned to raid Guo Hengchuan was to give the supervisors a mistake. The only way is to let the supervisors make mistakes.
Only by finding our mistakes will the supervisor be worthy of his name, which shows that he supervises the army seriously and can give his subordinates a correct warning.
If the supervisor is monitoring an army that has no faults, brother, I tell you, it only means that one of the supervisors and the chief officer of the army is a fool. The supervisor supervises the army on behalf of the emperor, and the emperor cannot be a fool.
, who do you think the idiot is?"
Joining the army, with stars in his eyes, he finally understood this tortuous truth and gave himself a slap in the face. He looked at his general with admiration and said, "We must be the ones to take over this idiot.
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Li Dongchu slapped the horse on the butt and made the horse run wildly. He laughed into the wind and said: "What Shangguan likes most are naive subordinates who can do things. Occasionally, they will make some little trouble for Shangguan, so that Shangguan feels that he is protecting him."
Only you can make great achievements. At this time, no matter how great your achievements are, your superior will not consider it a threat.
No one likes subordinates who know everything and do everything perfectly, because in front of such subordinates, Shangguan always feels like a stupid donkey. If Shangguan doesn't suppress you, who will suppress such subordinates?
I used to be the kind of subordinate who did everything perfectly. There was never any trouble in Ningwuguan, and I never needed help from Yanmenguan. Gao Jixuan was just a stupid donkey in front of me. Haha, I thought of this.
They all feel that the dried vegetables they have eaten for more than ten years are purely self-inflicted.”
Joining the army and catching up with Li Dongchu, he pointed to the big flag with the word "cloud" flying on the city wall and said, "Are you planning to do the same to Commander Yun?"
Li Dongchu chuckled and said: "I learned all these things from the marshal. It would be uncomfortable to do anything in front of him. In front of the marshal, you can show off your abilities as much as you can. If you hide them a little, you might be able to do it."