Yuanshan is a mountain, but the name Yuanshan does not represent a mountain. This is the world of bandits. Ever since Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin took his jade ax and scratched it on the bank of the Dadu River and said that my country ends here, this place has been
It has become a world of robbers.
As long as there are people living together, there will be rules. Since the government has no control here, they have formed their own rules over time.
The biggest rule is no stealing!
It sounds ridiculous, but thieves are not allowed in the den of robbers. Maybe they think thieves are an extremely despicable and dark profession, just like beggars are looked down upon in the outside world. Once a thief is caught, everyone will happily surround him.
, use a knife or an ax to chop off the thief's hands or legs, and then a kind robber will use a red-hot iron to help him stop the bleeding. As for whether to chop off the hands or the feet, it depends on what the thief stole.
To judge by the degree of nobleness or inferiority.
If you steal a knife, your hands will be cut off, if you steal an ax, your feet will be stomped, if the value is less than these two, your fingers or toes will be chopped off, and if you steal someone else's wife, everyone will laugh and no one will take it seriously.
The monkey always counts his fingers and toes when stealing things. The most he can count is one finger. This is his final bottom line. He started stealing things to support himself when he was eight years old until he is now twelve years old. After stealing for four years, his final limit is
What he is proud of is that he has ten fingers and toes. Although they are a little dirty, none of them are too many and none of them are less. The thieves who stole things at the same time as him are now either missing arms or legs, and there are many bones.
It's probably rotten.
Monkey doesn't know who his parents are. He has never had the concept of parents in his memory. He has been shrouded in cruel hunger since he can remember. The ever-present hunger and cold are the most profound things in his memory.
thing.
Liu Daba went out to work today. There must be no one in his shack. Yesterday, I saw him carrying a bunch of bacon back home. It was impossible for him to eat such a big piece of meat in one night. The monkey also wanted to try it.
It's very sad to say that I obviously have excellent stealing skills, but I am hungry all day long, because everyone in Wonsan knows that I am a thief, and no matter who sees me, I will be on guard, and everyone will open their eyes like
It's like a copper bell, but it's a steal. After learning the hard way, Monkey finally figured out that there were still too few people in Yuanshan, so few that everyone knew him. Sometimes he would climb to the highest peak of Yuanshan and stand on tiptoe.
I stood on tiptoe and looked outside the mountain. I heard that there were many people outside, and they were very stupid. Mr. Huang, who played the pipa and told stories, said that the people outside were a bunch of cowardly chickens.
There are only fighting cocks in Wonsan, and they are all fierce. One time, the monkey tried to steal the chicken, but was chased half the mountain by the fierce fighting cock, and became the laughing stock of the whole Wonsan.
The owner of the fighting cock actually let him go because of this incident, because after this incident, the price of his fighting cock became even higher.
The monkey worked hard to tie his loose clothes tightly. If he wanted to steal something, he had to make sure that he was clean and tidy. Even if he couldn't steal anything, he had to make sure that he could run away. The monkey has always been confident in his ability to run away.
In Yuanshan, there are not many people who can run faster than me. Even if there are people who can run faster than me, there are only a few people who are more agile than me.
Living next to each other does not exist in Wonsan. Everyone wants to stay away from others and keep a certain distance to ensure their own safety. This is the way of survival in Wonsan.
Liu Daba used to be a lone robber. He killed a Beijing official who had retired and returned to his hometown in Mianchi. I heard that this guy killed all 16 people in his family, ranging from an eighty-year-old woman to a three-year-old baby.
By the way, he raped three of the family's female relatives. As a result, he did not do it secretly and was seen by others. He had to run to the west overnight, with the officials chasing after him. In the end, he had no choice but to stay in Wonsan.
This is a guy who kills without blinking an eye. If it weren't for the stupid cow constantly crying about hunger, the monkey would not be prepared to touch this guy. It is too dangerous. Ever since the big leader Hei Hu was killed by a Taoist priest, there has been no leader in Yuanshan.
Now, there are seven or eight small leaders who lead a group of people to fight all day long. It seems that it will take three years to create a new leader. Mr. Huang said that this is like the chaos in the world at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and it is time for the heroes to compete again.
Chasing a deer? There are no deer here. Later I heard Mr. Huang say that this was a metaphor, but the monkey thought that this fat deer was the black tiger’s white and plump wife, because she was always snatched away by the little leaders.
He recovered his thoughts, prepared to work, and spit into the palm of his hand. The monkey took advantage of the moonlight and slid down an old rattan. Liu Daba's house was built on a big rock, and he was alone with no one.
Next to it, there was an abyss at the bottom. The monkey swung three times in a row before he caught the wooden board, tied the rattan to the wooden board, and entered Liu Daba's house with a short stature.
The monkey didn't dare to touch the various weapons, even though he really wanted the bright ax on the wall. Thinking that his feet would be chopped off, he didn't even bother to look at the axe.
He put his hand into the fire pit and felt it. It was very good. Liu Daba had not been in the house all day. He took out a small rice bag from his arms and quickly dug out two bowls of rice from Liu Daba's rice vat. He looked at
Monkey gritted his teeth at his own millet bag and filled it with two more bowls. Han Niu had a big appetite, so he might not be able to eat enough rice.
The bacon was hanging on top of his head. The monkey took out a small knife from his arms and cut off two thin slices along the marks Liu Daba had made. He picked up the bacon and looked at it carefully. He felt that it was almost invisible.
So he made another heavy cut. He put the three slices of bacon into leaf buns and tied the rice bag around his waist. When he got out, he lay down on the platform and listened carefully for a moment. When he saw that there was no movement, he
He untied the cane and swung out, then quickly climbed up the cliff by climbing the cane.
Caution is the first element of a thief. The monkey climbed up the cliff and carefully hid the cane among the many canes. As long as two days passed, the friction marks on the cane would completely disappear. It was impossible for Liu Daba to
Thinking that it was him, he couldn't move the stone blocking the intersection.
Han Niu was injured again. He always gets injured. Fortunately, he has rough skin and thick flesh. Even if he is injured, he will get better after two days. But today, it seems that he was beaten very seriously. His eyes are covered with blood scabs.
He was stunned. His big head was swollen like a pig's head. Even so, he smiled and said to the monkey: "I'm almost there today. I'm almost able to get the piece of bacon from Boss Hu. Didn't you see that piece?"
The bacon is full of fat meat, which is four fingers thick. Monkey, you have never seen such fat bacon. If I work harder, I can grab it. You must like to eat it." He said.
Smash it in your mouth.
The monkey raised his hand and wanted to hit Han Niu, but it stopped mid-air. He couldn't hit him today because his head was full of wounds. The monkey squatted down and said to Han Niu's shoulder: "We can't eat Boss Hu's meat."
Come on, he's just bullying, he just wants to beat you up in different ways, he's told you so many times not to be fooled, why don't you listen?"
The light in Han Niu's eyes dimmed and he whispered: "When you were sleeping last night, you dreamed of eating meat. You bit my arm and wouldn't let go. I just wanted to get some meat to eat..."