Yun Er came to Di Yong's residence, first stretched his neck and took a look inside, and then said to Di Yong: "Where is your wife?"
Di Yong said strangely: "Of course she is in Tokyo!"
Yun Er snorted disdainfully and stepped into the door of the hall. When he saw that it was paved with moisture-proof wooden boards with thick felt, he took off his shoes and found the most comfortable pillow to lie down on it.
He said leisurely: "Princess Hairpinhua is your wife. Since you are going to be the jailer on Salmon Island for five years, why don't you take her over with you? Five years is enough for you to have three or four babies."
Di Yong, like Yun Er, threw off his shoes and sat across from him. He sniffled and took a small jar of wine from the table and threw it to Yun Er. He opened the jar of wine and took a big sip and said, "I'm the one in front of you."
It has not been opened yet, what kind of baby will be born at this time?
But you have already given birth to a boy, how about it? How does it feel to be a father? If it feels good, I will take over the hairpin and have two more for fun."
Yun Er took a sip of wine and pondered for a while and said: "It's hard to describe. This feeling is very subtle. I always feel like I have the ability to have two bodies. One is wandering on the sea, and the other is sucking milk in Douchuan. In addition, I seem to have two separate bodies.
I am no longer afraid of the sea, and I feel confident.”
Di Yong smiled and said: "That feels good! In that case, I will send a letter to my family tomorrow to pick up the hairpin. I took office just a few days after the wedding. I am really sorry to leave her alone in Tokyo."
Yun Er lazily moved his body towards the low window, letting the sunlight shine evenly on his legs, and sighed: "We are all fucking consorts, and we still have so many open arms in this life, want to
Commanding thousands of troops with military talismans in hand can only be a delusion."
Di Yong sighed, then raised his head and asked, "I heard that you were exploring the ocean. How did it turn out? Have you accomplished your goal?"
Yun Er let out a long sigh and spread out his body without saying anything for a long time. Di Yong asked twice in succession before Yun Er spoke up: "It failed! I thought the designed strategy was wonderful, but who knew that it would be completely ruined after just one accident?"
's destroyed."
Di Yong frowned and said: "Failure is nothing, we men just make a comeback. I see you have something missing, why do you give up so easily?"
Yun Er said lazily: "I even made my big shopkeeper die for remonstration, what the hell can I do? I got two broken islands, once I almost drowned in the sea water, and once I paid for the big shopkeeper's life
It’s a broken island, and it’s not morally tenable. In short, nothing seems to be going well when I go out to do things this time, and the thief God is always trying to screw with me.”
Di Yong said enviously: "These are all good things. Regardless of victory or defeat, it always shows that you are doing something, unlike me who is guarding a prison and can't go anywhere."
Yun Er rolled his eyes at Di Yong and said: "The war between Song and Liao has subsided. The land of Dengzhou was originally a war-torn place, but your father just blocked the Liao army in Zhending Mansion, and the Liao people had no energy left to set foot on Dengzhou.
In the peninsula of the state, it is reasonable that you cannot win a war."
At this point, the two ambitious teenagers felt that it was very boring. They had been old friends for many years and knew each other very well. Instead of saying some nonsense and meaningless words, it would be more serious to drink a few more sips of wine.
Apart from true achievements, there are not many things in this world that can make Di Yong's blood boil.
When I was a teenager, I could find some sensory stimulation among the flowers and willows in Zhangtai. Now, my life has gradually faded away from the prosperity and become dull, and I have returned to reality.
His two elder brothers can no longer count on them. They have been swallowed up by the great glory brought by their father. They are addicted to their father's halo and act recklessly all day long. They have long forgotten how their father was when he first entered Beijing.
trembled with fear.
Yun Er once jokingly said that the position of Prince Shaobao has never been a good position. It sounds high-sounding, but in fact it is full of dangers. The higher you stand, the harder you fall. The Song Dynasty is not a family that can accept it.
dynasty.
Once his father's halo fades, the Di family will only be left with endless disasters.
"How hateful! Above the temple, rotten wood is used as an official, and between the palaces and emperors, animals and beasts eat their salary; people with wolf-hearted and dog-like behavior are in power, and servile and servile people are in power one after another. The yellow bell destroys the earthenware cauldron and thunders, God!
, why don’t you send down a thunder to kill these thieves who are harming the country?”
A roar like a broken gong came from Di Yong's backyard. Yun Er was startled. He sat up and looked at Di Yong and said, "Who is so smart?"
Di Yong smiled bitterly and said: "He is a criminal, but he is extremely talented. I will keep him to explain the South China Sutra to me. He always likes to talk nonsense like this."
Yun Er searched all over the world for shoes to wear. When he finally found the shoes, he said to Di Yong: "There is nothing wrong with what they said. On the surface, there are male thieves and female prostitutes who are high-sounding. It is a true portrayal of the court. I want to see this person.
Someone who tells the truth.”
Di Yong had no choice but to quickly find her shoes and accompany Yun Er to the backyard.
As soon as they reached the backyard, they heard the voice of the broken gong shouting again: "China and foreign countries are at odds, and there are angry voices in the elbows and armpits of the chariot. Misfortunes are unpredictable, and your Majesty's affairs are isolated from his ministers. The curtains and curtains cannot block his loyalty, and the six Cao Cao cannot be promoted to his position. There is no one in the world."
A trustworthy person thinks he is using the magic of the gods. I am afraid that since ancient times, saints, emperors and kings have not done this.
Let the tigers come out of the tree to devour the crowds of people, and the wolves in the circle to fight and devour the people. There is nowhere to express the resentment, and there is no time to resolve the depression. I would rather live in Salmon Island forever and be among the criminals than be ashamed to be with the scholar-bureaucrats.
Same Dynasty."
Yun Er stopped and said quietly to Di Yong: "Who is it? You are now cursing my father-in-law. You are really brave."
Di Yong smiled bitterly and said: "He used to be a big boss. Wang Ze rebelled in Enzhou. The imperial court ordered him and the Councilor Wen Yanbo to lead an army to suppress it. Since Beizhou City was difficult to attack due to the high ground, this guy ordered the digging of tunnels under the south city.
He attacked the city and captured the king, and later he was promoted to a political official due to his merit. Do you know who it is?"
Yun Er thought for a moment and said: "You said this person is Ming Hao? Didn't he die in the eighth year of Qingli? How could he appear here?"
Di Yong looked at the sky and said: "Actually, many people who died long ago are also on Salmon Island now. I don't think you should find it strange."
Yun Er nodded, took two steps forward, and saw an unkempt man in Tsing Yi drinking alcohol, scolding someone every time he drank a glass of wine. Upon closer inspection, they were all princes and ministers.
Di Yong came over and said loudly: "Ming Gong, you always say that there are many hateful people in this world. Today I brought you a guy who looks a bit pleasing to the eye. Why don't you take a look?"
The man in Tsing Yi suddenly turned his head and opened his white eyes, Ren Duo, and the black eyes, Ren Shao's, looked up and down at Yun Er and said angrily: "Dandy people taint people's eyes!"
Yun Er looked at himself up and down and found that he was dressed neatly and there was nothing out of the ordinary. Why did this guy call himself a dandy as soon as he came up?
He couldn't help but said angrily: "Old man Ming, why do you look like a playboy? You have to explain it to me clearly today."
Old Man Ming turned his back to Yun Er and smiled and said: "When Boss Yun comes over, I might be able to invite him to have a drink with you. You have a reputation as a playboy when you come over. I'm already giving Boss Yun face."
"You know me?" Yun Er was a little surprised.
"You have Boss Yun's Feiyun card hanging around your waist, for fear that others won't know who you are. You behave like this and take advantage of others. What do you think is wrong with me calling you a dandy?"
Yun Eryi lowered his head and saw that the Yun family's Feiyun Order fell out of his pocket and jingled with the jade pendant. It was indeed very impressive.
"Old man Ming, this doesn't count. I went out to do errands so I brought this thing with me. It fell out accidentally just now. I didn't mean to show off."
Old Man Ming looked back at Yun Er and saw that he had put away the Feiyun card, so he smiled and said: "It really looks more pleasing to the eye, but it's still an embroidered pillow, just like the third son of the Di family."
Yun Er walked up to the old man and said with a smile: "Dandy turned embroidered pillow, are you praising me or hurting me? My eldest brother always praises me when I have nothing to do. When I get to you, every good thing has become a shortcoming."
Yun Er has rich experience in talking to such old men. When he was taken by Mr. Peng Li on study tours in his early years, he had seen countless such old men, so he naturally knew how to talk to them.
Minghao looked at the two young men sitting in front of him and sighed: "Your Majesty doesn't know what he thinks. These two barely useful young men are turned into consorts, which is an advantage for those fools.
They sit in the court.
Alas, nature makes fools of people."
Yun Er filled old Ming's empty cup with wine with a smile, took a sip of wine with his mouth to the spout and said, "You have already wandered to Salmon Island, do you still have the time to care about us two brothers?"
Ming Hao smiled and said: "There is nothing we can do about it. I contradicted Your Majesty, offended Han Qi, Wen Yanbo, and scolded Jia Changchao. Your Majesty did not send my whole family to Lingnan to die. This is already considered a great favor. Come on."
What else is there on Salmon Island?”
"There are rumors outside that you died in the eighth year of Qingli."
"If I don't die, my family will die. Boy, how do you choose if this matter is placed on you?" Ming Hao also asked with a smile.
"Then there is nothing we can do. If it were put on my head, I would be squatting on Salmon Island drinking wine like you."
Minghao picked up the wine glass and took a sip of wine and then smiled and said: "That's right. People can't live just for themselves. They have to be a little concerned about it. If someone catches their weakness, they have to raise their hands and surrender. There is nothing to be ashamed of.
of.
But you have to be careful and don't expose your weaknesses easily, otherwise I will be your fate.
The boy from the Di family has been restless recently, so I want him to read the "Nanhua Sutra" and first learn to embrace Yuan Shouyi, and then fly into the sky in anger! But you two are both consorts, so you can't fly high."
Yun Er chuckled and said: "Of course there is no place for my brother to ride in the Song Dynasty, but old man Ming, look at the sea outside, do you think this vast ocean is enough for us to show our strength?" (To be continued)