Han Niu felt that he had had a long and sweet dream. In the dream, he was sitting on a mountain of meat, eating meat in big mouths. There was so much meat that he couldn't finish it no matter how much he ate. But there was one thing that made him very puzzled.
No matter how much I ate, my stomach was still empty, and my stomach felt like it was on fire.
He wanted to put some meat in his arms, but the monkey hadn't eaten it yet, but no matter how he put it, the pieces of meat would fall out of his arms. The anxious Hanniu grabbed a piece of meat with one hand, found the biggest piece and hit it hard.
Bite it down...
"Ouch!!" The monkey's scream immediately echoed in the village. The confused Han Niu opened his eyes. As a result, he found that there was really a tall mountain of meat next to him, and the fragrant smell of meat penetrated into his head.
God! I'm still dreaming after all.
The monkey rolled over and kept hitting the honest cow's head with his own head. Great, it's good that he's not dead. It's good that the honest cow is not dead. Although the buttocks are still bleeding, and the honest bite just now was very hard, the monkey is still
I want to thank God.
The monkey looked at the Han Niu, and the Han Niu looked at the meat mountain. A yellow dog stretched its mouth and stretched its body, barking twice in warning at the Han Niu. Then a beautiful woman came out of the brick room.
Walked out of the room.
Seeing that the two robbers were awake, she planned to go back to the room. After walking halfway, she turned back, used her floral shoes embroidered with mandarin ducks to chop two of the dirty feet of the monkey and the stupid cow, and then entered the house again with tears in her eyes.
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Han Niu couldn't figure out why the woman would cry when he was beaten. He wanted to move his body, but found that his two thumbs were tied tightly with ropes, and the same was true for his feet. However, these were minor problems, and he still
I want to know if the mountain of meat in front of me is real.
A very beautiful, very clean child came over and squatted down carelessly. Hanniu wanted to pull his white and tender nipples. Just when he wanted to laugh, he heard the child say: "I'll knock it."
How about a stick and a piece of meat for you?"
Han Niu immediately laughed. He had often been beaten in exchange for meat in Yuanshan, not to mention that there was only a child in front of him. He quickly nodded in agreement, and even in his busy schedule, he did not forget to wink with the pensive monkey.
"I'll give you meat first, and then I'll beat you!" In Han Niu's eager eyes, the child took a large piece of meat from the meat mountain, which was as big as half a hand. Han Niu said this when he saw it
The trustworthy child can't wait to be beaten.
The meat was really delicious. Even though it was just dried meat, Han Niu swore that he had never eaten such delicious meat. He only ate half of it and strongly asked the child to give the rest of the meat to the monkey.
"How about I give each of you a piece of meat, and then each of you gets a stick?" Monkey never believed that such a good thing could happen in the world. The more abnormal things are, the weirder the consequences will be. Just when he was about to object, the honest cow couldn't wait to nod in agreement.
, how strong can a child be? There is no way he can be compared to the robbers on Yuanshan Mountain.
The monkey ate the piece of dried meat with the most uneasy heart, and then planned to see how the child would beat his two brothers. When he saw the child take out a bamboo basket from the small basket hanging around the dog's neck.
At that time, he finally felt relieved, and Han Niu even yelled at the child to give him a hundred pieces of slaps first, and then give him a hundred pieces of meat to eat.
There are many small holes on the bamboo board. The fat doll in the painting smiled strangely. He took out another nail one by one from the bamboo basket and slowly pressed it into the small holes on the bamboo board. When all the nails were half an inch long,
After pressing all the nails in, I took another bamboo board and tied it to the back of the bamboo board covered with nails. The advantage of this is that the nails will not come out on their own.
Looking at the mace in the child's hand, the monkey and the stupid cow couldn't laugh anymore, not at all.
"These nails were hammered out one by one by the blacksmith uncle. They are the treasures of the lame uncle who makes furniture. It took me three trips to steal these. The quantity is smaller. There are also one-inch nails that the lame uncle is guarding.
It's too strict to start with, so you just have to make do with it. Now each of you has eaten a piece of beef, so each of you owes me a stick. After I finish, we will discuss the next price. At the beginning, I can give you a discount.
, choose the place where you want to be spanked, I personally recommend the butt is the best.”
Han Niu said with a green face: "I'm thick, so I got hit twice! If you beat the monkey like this, the nails will hurt his bones, and the man will be disabled. I'm thick, so I can't hurt the bones, but still
I come."
The child nodded and said: "I will never refuse such a request, because my elder brother will help me get beaten like this, so I know how heavy this feeling is. If the circumstances were different, I would even secretly let you go."
Run away, but you beat my eldest brother like a pig's head and broke his nose, so don't think about kindness in this matter."
"Ouch!!" Han Niu's body suddenly stretched straight, and all the nails on the bamboo board were pierced into his flesh. The pain was so heartbreaking that Han Niu couldn't help but scream out after being beaten like this. The monkey was in pain.
He closed his eyes and thought, "It's not good for me to offend anyone. Why should I offend such a freak? These words and these things are simply not something a three or four-year-old child can do."
He really couldn't figure out that if there was poison in the food he ate, Zhang Dahu should also have been poisoned. He ate everything, so why were only his two brothers infected?
The child found a piece of linen cloth and stuffed it into Han Niu's mouth and said: "Bite the linen cloth, otherwise you will hurt your tongue. There will be another bite. Just bear with it."
Han Niu's body straightened up again, and beads of sweat as big as soybeans fell down. After the child was spanked, he was ready to leave. As for the mace nailed to Han Niu's butt, he had no intention of pulling it off himself.
"Why wasn't Zhang Dahu poisoned?" Monkey couldn't help but ask.
"Zhang Dahu? Oh, I don't know either. Tell me the scene at that time, and then I will tell you why Zhang Dahu was not poisoned."
The monkey rolled behind Han Niu's butt, took the mace in his mouth, pulled it out of Han Niu's butt and threw it aside. Then he told the child the scene in detail.
"I know, the poison is bitter sugar. Zhang Dahu added icing sugar to the poison to make it look like that. Are you sure you saw Zhang Dahu clearly picking the poison with his fingers and eating it?"
"He did eat it!" the monkey vowed.
The child sighed and said: "As long as it is a chemistry teacher, they will play this trick to deceive people. See clearly, he picked up the poison with his middle finger, and then put his index finger in his mouth. How could he possibly do it if there was no poison on his index finger?"
You will be poisoned, you are too stupid."
The monkey looked up in regret and hit the ground with the back of his head repeatedly. A little trick sent his brother into a desperate situation. The child was really right that he was too stupid.
After a while, the child stumbled over with a basin of water and said to the monkey: "Your brother's butt has been beaten. The weather is hot now, and abscesses will appear soon. If you clean it carefully with salt water, it will
It can prevent suppuration. Let me tell you first, it hurts, it hurts very much. Do you want to use salt water to wash your buttocks..."