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Chapter 37 Twelve Actions

Seeing that Yi Yun was the first to do as he said, Zhang Yuxian nodded with satisfaction.

But others didn't think so. Zhao Tiezhu looked at Yi Yun eating the tree and sneered in his heart, could it really be that easy to eat wood?

Let you brat show off your strength, and I'll see if you don't bloat to death in a while.

When people encounter famine, they will eat grass roots and bark, but I have never heard of anyone eating wood, especially uncooked hard wood.

Except for termites and borers, there are very few animals in the world that can eat wood directly. The wood fiber in the wood cannot be digested by the intestines and stomach.

"Go and dig some Guanyin soil!"

Zhang Yuxian said, Guanyin soil is actually talcum powder. The reason why it is called Guanyin soil is probably because during the famine years, people looked to Guanyin Bodhisattva to save their lives. This talc powder can satisfy hunger, so it was naturally named Guanyin.

But in fact, Guanyin soil is basically a poison that penetrates the intestines. If you eat less, you will be fine. If you eat more, you will not be digested and excreted, and you will eventually die from abdominal distension.

The Lian tribe happens to have this thing. Some people may wonder why people still eat it when they know that eating Guanyin soil can kill people.

This is because people in some places are ignorant and think that as long as they are sincere and recite Guanyin to save the world, they will not die.

The second reason is that the taste of Guanyin soil is much better than that of tree bark and grass roots. It looks and tastes very similar to flour. When people are extremely hungry, they cannot bear the temptation and accidentally eat more.

, it swelled to death.

The Guanyin soil was dug and piled up in a big pile.

These Guanyin soils were brought here by the people. Yi Yun and others practiced while the people of the Lian tribe watched.

Seeing the people in the warrior preparation camp eating Guanyin soil, the people of the Lian clan were frightened. It would be okay if they ate a little bit of Guanyin soil, but they couldn't believe it if they ate such a large amount.

"let's start."

Zhang Yuxian said calmly, and Yi Yun didn't hesitate at all. He ate a big mouthful of Guanyin soil. It had no special taste, but was a little greasy.

Guanyin soil is at least easier to swallow than wood.

The people in the warrior preparation camp were overwhelmed by a loser like Yi Yun, how could they be convinced?

They all bit the bullet and started eating.

They thought that Zhang Yuxian couldn't harm them. These things were unpalatable, but for the sake of practicing martial arts, they had to grit their teeth and endure it!

However, as soon as this idea flashed through their minds, Zhang Yuxian's words shattered their illusions, "The art of swallowing elephants is not that easy to learn. Many people learn the art of swallowing elephants after swallowing Guanyin soil, but they fail to learn it.

In the end, I died of abdominal distension.”

"What!?"

After hearing Zhang Yuxian's words, the members of the warrior reserve camp who had just regained their courage suddenly shriveled up like deflated rubber balls.

After eating these wood and Guanyin soil, if you can't learn the art of swallowing elephants, you will still die!

It turned out that people would die if they learned this trick. They thought they would suffer a little pain but would not be life-threatening. But it turned out that they thought too much!

Seeing the expressions of Zhao Tiezhu and others, Zhang Yuxian glanced at them with disdain, "Do you think that practicing martial arts is like treating guests to dinner, and you can learn peerless martial arts by eating a meal while laughing and joking?"

"When a warrior practices martial arts, he or she must be aware of death at all times! Even if Jinlongwei members practice on a daily basis, some people will still die! How can they break through the realm without pushing their bodies to the limit!?"

"The path of martial arts, entering the secret realm, encountering vendettas, fighting for valuable treasures, defeating inner demons, going into seclusion, and overcoming heavenly tribulations! What can't be done without killing people? You are just starting out. You don't even have the guts to eat Guanyin soil, so you should stop practicing martial arts.

, just forget about dying in the wilderness!"

Zhang Yuxian no longer forced these people. He did not even say how much Guanyin soil and wood should be eaten by beginners in the art of swallowing elephants.

Eat more or less, it all depends on your personal courage.

The people in the warrior preparation camp looked at me and I looked at you, and they unconsciously slowed down their eating speed.

As for Yi Yun, he just paused and remained silent for a while, then ate it at a steady pace without being affected at all.

Zhang Yuxian noticed Yi Yun and nodded again. This courage alone is not easy.

As for Zhao Tiezhu and others, they naturally discovered that Yi Yun was eating wood and Guanyin soil desperately. Zhao Tiezhu whispered maliciously: "If this little beast shows off now, he will swell to death in no time!"

"Don't argue with fools, Brother Zhao, we are beginners now, so we should eat less, half a catty... no, three ounces is enough..."

Several people from the soldier preparation camp carefully measured the portions and ate bit by bit, just like a greedy child who got a delicious piece of cake but was reluctant to eat it in one bite.

"Brother Zhao, we are biting off more than we can chew. Let's take it step by step. This time we brothers will work steadily. Let Mr. Zhang see our brother's martial arts talent! How can we not be able to compete with a little kid!"

The men in the soldier preparation camp were all holding their breath. Zhang Yuxian looked down on them before, and what he meant in his words was that he really couldn't find anyone, so he had to recruit them to make up the number.

They recognized this point, but Zhang Yuxian admired this sick man Yi Yun very highly. How could they be convinced!

I originally thought that when I practiced martial arts with Zhang Yuxian, I could lift a rock and roll a stone. This is their strength. They can show off their skills and easily crush Yi Yun. Don't be too happy.

But no one expected that the content of the practice would be to eat trees!

It was like thunder rolling from the sky!

"Isn't it just eating trees and Guanyin soil? I'm afraid of being embarrassed, brothers, just eat! It's not like you're just playing to overpower a little chicken like Yi Yun."

The more Zhao Tiezhu thought about it, the more angry he became. Those men did not dare to eat, but he insisted on eating more. He did not believe that he could not practice the art of swallowing elephants.

At this time, Yi Yun had already eaten more than two kilograms of Guanyin soil in a leisurely manner. The Guanyin soil swelled in his stomach, and it felt like a lead weight was stuffed in his stomach and kept falling.

Yi Yun's stomach began to hurt.

This kind of pain is not obvious at first, but will become more and more severe later, and finally it will hurt the person to death.

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded in Yi Yun's ear, "Follow me and do these twelve movements."

Yi Yun raised his head and saw Zhang Yuxian standing in front of everyone, his eyes falling on him with an encouraging smile.

Then, Zhang Yuxian moved.

It's hard to describe what Zhang Yuxian's movements were. His figure seemed to suddenly become blurry, as if he was standing in another time and space, cut off from the outside world.

He demonstrated one action after another. Each action was extremely weird, but when connected together, it gave people a sense of smooth flow.

Zhang Yuxian's speed seems to be fast and slow, and it seems to contain an indescribable charm.

These movements clearly appear in people's irises, but they are caught in the wind and shadows, as if they are illusions in an illusion.

Dream……

This thought suddenly came to Yi Yun's mind. Looking at Zhang Yuxian's movements, he felt as if he was in a dream.

When people dream, many of the things they see and say in their dreams are very real and very clear.

Even in your dreams, you can express your witty words in perfect sentences and compose beautiful poems.

Even you yourself feel that your literary talent in the dream is really good, but you just can't remember what you wrote or what you said.

As soon as I woke up, I forgot everything.

Now Yi Yun had such a strange thought when he saw Zhang Yuxian's movements.

Is this "Elephant Swallowing Technique" really just a set of basic exercises? Why do you think it is more magical than the "Dragon Muscle and Tiger Bone Fist"?

Yi Yun felt unimaginable.

At this time, Zhang Yuxian had stopped. Although he couldn't remember many moves clearly, Yi Yun still knew that Zhang Yuxian had just performed this set of moves three times!

"Okay, these are the twelve movements of the Elephant Swallowing Technique. Just follow them. If you perform these movements, your Elephant Swallowing Technique will be somewhat successful. It will not be a problem to digest some Guanyin soil."

Wha...what?

Hearing Zhang Yuxian's words, Zhao Tiezhu and others stared with big eyes!

What did Zhang Yuxian do just now?

They felt dazzled as Zhang Yuxian's body shook, and a bunch of afterimages appeared, and then he stood back up again.

Some people even feel that they were dazzled just now and saw double images.

They didn't understand the situation at all. How could they just follow Zhang Yuxian's actions?

"is there a problem?"

Looking at the ugly faces of many people in the warrior preparation camp, Zhang Yuxian asked.

"There is... there is a problem..." Zhao Tiezhu swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked with difficulty: "If... if we can't learn your... your movements, then what... what should we do with the Guanyin soil and wood we eat?

"

Zhao Tiezhu felt that he had almost no hope. It was so complicated that he couldn't even understand the movements. In the past three days, he was afraid that he would not be able to learn it no matter what!

"Huh?" Zhang Yuxian frowned, as if he was too lazy to pay attention to Zhao Tiezhu's idiotic question. He said impatiently: "When you go to the toilet, use your fingers or a bamboo stick to snap it. Maybe you won't die. Remember not to drink water."

After Zhang Yuxian said this, Zhao Tiezhu and others suddenly felt as if they had swallowed a pound of stool, which had been fermenting in the stomach for several days.

That expression is simply so wonderful and wonderful.


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