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Chapter 39 The most painful thing in life

Yi Yun has been repeating the twelve movements of the Elephant Swallowing Technique. For some reason, these movements consume a lot of energy. Yi Yun is in a half-dream and half-awake state. After performing this set of movements five times, he is exhausted!

Yi Yun opened his eyes, only to find that his abdomen was extremely hot, as if it was on fire!

All the power in his body surged toward his abdomen, and a large amount of blood and energy continued to flow!

For normal people, after eating a full stomach, more blood in the body will flow to the intestines and stomach to digest the nutrients eaten.

This is the case with Yi Yun now, but it is a hundred times stronger.

Yi Yun felt that if he had a thought, all the energy and blood in his body could condense into his stomach and intestines, and even iron nails and glass could be digested!

The abdominal distension that I originally felt after eating Guanyin soil has completely disappeared. In the strong peristalsis of my intestines and stomach, all the condensed Guanyin soil has been broken up.

Yi Yun raised his head and realized that everyone was looking at him. Zhang Yuxian was smiling, while the people in the warrior preparation camp were surprised, jealous, and hostile.

At this time, Lian Chengyu walked towards Yi Yun with a smile.

"Yi Yun, I'm convinced."

Lian Chengyu said this. Under Yi Yun's surprised gaze, he patted Yi Yun's shoulder affectionately, "Yi Yun, to be honest, before I also doubted whether you were lucky enough to pass the primary election. Now you have proved it."

Myself, I apologize to you, I didn’t expect you to have such a talent!”

Lian Chengyu did not hesitate to praise him, "I asked you to go up the mountain to collect herbs before, which was a sign of humiliation. From today on, you will enter the warrior preparation camp, and the Lian clan will focus on training you!"

"It's a pity that there are only a few dozen days left in this Divine Kingdom election. It's all my fault that I failed to discover your talent before, so you wasted your time. Now you only have a few dozen days left to practice martial arts, and you can't do it anyway.

It may have passed the general election of the Kingdom of God..."

"But it doesn't matter. If Brother Yu becomes a warrior of the Kingdom of God in the future, he will definitely help you Yi Yun so that one day you can walk out of the wilderness. At that time, the Lian clan who raised us will also be able to follow the glory and even move in collectively.

In the city!”

Lian Chengyu spoke sincerely, and there was no trace of hypocrisy in his eyes.

If he hadn't known what Lian Chengyu was, Yi Yun felt that he would have been deceived by him!

You can know people's faces but not their hearts. As long as you are a little good at concealing your own inner thoughts, it will be difficult to judge the other person's inner feelings from his facial expressions.

Lian Chengyu is like this now.

Yi Yun knew very well that all of this was just a show for Zhang Yuxian to see.

As soon as Zhang Yuxian leaves, Lian Chengyu will be furious.

How could Lian Chengyu allow himself to grow up?

Yi Yun smiled naively and said to Lian Chengyu, "Thank you, Mr. Lian. I will not let you down."

Seeing Yi Yun being so righteous, Lian Chengyu smiled again and again. Who would have thought that under Yi Yun's twelve-year-old appearance, he had much richer experiences than Lian Chengyu.

Lian Chengyu said some more encouraging words, then turned around and said to Zhang Yuxian: "Master Zhang, the student is stupid and his understanding is not as good as that of brother Yi Yun. He has not yet mastered the Elephant Swallowing Technique just now. Please ask Master Zhang again."

Demonstrate once to the students.”

Now that he had made up his mind to settle the scores after the fall, Lian Chengyu showed humility on the surface, but Zhao Tiezhu and others felt aggrieved after hearing Lian Chengyu's words.

"Master Lian..."

Zhao Tiezhu was worried, how could Lian Chengyu admire Yi Yun and say such things...

"Shut up, you guys, you are really a waste of money. Usually the tribe provides you with good food and meat. Today, you learned the elephant swallowing technique like this. It is simply embarrassing. If you haven't studied hard, do you really want to eat Guanyin soil?"

And swell to death?"

As soon as Lian Chengyu mentioned the word "swelling to death", the expressions of Zhao Tiezhu and others suddenly changed. Yes, this is no joke. If they can't learn it at all, they will all have to explain!

Seeing that Lian Chengyu handled things appropriately and spoke appropriately, Zhang Yuxian nodded slightly. Lian Chengyu was very talented and had leadership skills, so he was considered a talent.

Zhang Yuxian said: "This elephant swallowing technique, eating wood chips and Guanyin soil is only the initial stage. If conditions permit, you can actually replace it with some heavenly materials and earthly treasures that contain violent energy and are extremely difficult to digest, so that the training effect will be more

good."

Zhang Yuxian said this to Lian Chengyu and Yi Yun. In Zhang Yuxian's eyes, only Lian Chengyu and Yi Yun could get out of the wilderness and become true warriors in the future.

He turned to Zhao Tiezhu and others and said: "For you, although it is unlikely that you will have the opportunity to eat those heavenly materials and earthly treasures, after you learn to swallow elephants, if you encounter famine in the future, you can digest them by eating grass roots and tree barks."

Complete, it will be of great benefit to your survival. Even if you only learn a little bit of the Elephant Swallowing Technique, it will be of great benefit to you."

"I'll do it again, at a slower speed. You all have an eye on it. It's up to you whether you can realize the charm of the Elephant Swallowing Technique!"

Zhang Yuxian said and started to move again.

He really slowed down, but still couldn't really teach people like Zhao Tiezhu.

So that night, there were sounds of ghosts crying and wolves howling in many toilets of the Lian clan.

There is a saying that the most painful thing in life is having diarrhea and not being able to find the toilet, which ends up in your crotch.

But compared to Zhao Tiezhu and others now, is this a big deal?

Only when Zhao Tiezhu reached this stage did he realize that he was extremely happy to be able to hold it in his crotch.

That night, the only doctor of the Lian tribe boiled a large pot of laxative and gave it to everyone in the warrior preparation camp to drink, but even so, they still couldn't pull it out.

As a last resort, they really had to use their fingers to snap it in as Zhang Yuxian said before. Later, they found that their fingers were not long enough and had to use bamboo sticks instead.

And the bamboo stick stabbed into the chrysanthemum...

The taste... is simply ecstasy.

In fact, using bamboo sticks to hold poop is also a technical job. It is difficult for one person to complete this arduous task because it is completely invisible.

As a last resort, they can only "help each other". One person sticks his butt and let his brother come...

The picture was so beautiful that Yi Yun couldn't even imagine it.

Being able to blow your asshole for your gay friend is nothing, but being able to fuck your gay friend is probably true love.

Moreover, just listening to the shrill scream, one can imagine the miserable state of the opponent's anus, maybe it was smashed by bamboo sticks...

When they gathered to practice the exercises the next day, Zhao Tiezhu and others all had earth-colored faces and walked like soft-footed shrimps.

I didn't sleep all night and kept running to the hut. Even after drinking laxatives, I could only draw out some yellow water. I used bamboo sticks again and again...

The so-called torture is nothing more than that.

Fortunately, the amount of Guanyin soil they ate was not too much. By taking laxatives and sacrificing chrysanthemums again and again, no one died.



During the practice on the second day, people like Zhao Tiezhu no longer dared to eat Guanyin soil, so Zhang Yuxian almost only taught Yi Yun and Lian Chengyu.

This time Zhang Yuxian came to the Lian clan, and he didn't even stay for three days.

But on the second night, a jade slip that Zhang Yuxian carried with him suddenly trembled and made a clear sound.

This jade slip was used by Jinlongwei to convey credit.

After seeing the jade slip trembling, Zhang Yuxian's expression changed slightly. He just left a note, then stepped on his giant beast, and the beast galloped away, disappearing into the vast night...


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