Chapter Eleven I want to go up the mountain with your daughter
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"Kiss you?" Wu Ruolan hit him on the head with a blast, "You little brat, you even dare to take advantage of my sister."
Lin Hao rubbed his sore head, but still said stiffly: "What are you afraid of? We are not siblings!"
Wu Ruolan was stunned for a moment, and then said: "But I already regard you as my own!"
"Isn't it?" Lin Hao couldn't laugh or cry, "We've only been together for a day and a night, isn't this family relationship developing too fast?"
Wu Ruolan raised her eyes and looked outside. Seeing that the old man wouldn't be back for a while, she suddenly stretched out her hand and grabbed his ears, and said with all her fierceness: "Are you going to tell me? Are you going to tell me?"
Obviously, when this woman saw that she was too soft, she became tough!
Lin Hao's ears were pinched so hard that he begged for mercy in a very spineless manner: "Okay, okay, I said, I said, that's where the diagnosis was made!"
Wu Ruolan looked in the direction he pointed and found that it was a TV suspended halfway on the wall. The weather forecast was playing on the TV. After recalling it carefully, she suddenly realized.
Before the weather forecast, the news was broadcast, and when the news was about to end, they would often talk about financial indexes, stock market conditions, and so on.
It must have been at that time that Fan Tong frequently looked up at the TV and was observed by Lin Hao, so he guessed that he was speculating in stocks, and the speculation was very big. Otherwise, how could he deal with such a critical matter of treating lower body sexual well-being?
I am too distracted to pay attention to the stock market!
For a moment, Wu Ruolan couldn't help but admire his ability to observe subtle details. However, although she admired him in her heart, she cursed: "You tell me, are you a bitch? If I can't talk to you properly, I have to force me to use violence!"
Lin Hao covered his ears which were still being pinched and said, "Sister, can you let me go?"
"No!" Wu Ruolan said decisively, and then asked in a lower voice: "Tell me again, what minute did he mean, including one minute and so on, and how did you figure it out..."
Lin Haohan said: "You also want to know this?"
Wu Ruolan said: "Of course! Didn't the teacher teach you not to be ashamed to ask questions?"
Lin Hao could only say: "Okay, if you really want to know, I will tell you, but it has to start with a man's body structure, especially a special physiological part, its characteristics and functions
…”
"Shut up!" Wu Ruolan finally knew what he was going to say, her face turned red and she said angrily, "Just pretend I didn't ask."
At lunch, there were indeed the braised pork and plain-cut chicken that Wu Ruolan mentioned last night, and there were two of them.
There is no doubt that Lin Hao's contribution this time was too great, and Wu Renyao didn't even want his conscience to find out.
Lin Hao's eating looks were always so terrifying. One of them tore the chicken legs very ferociously, while the other took out a stack of prescription pads from his pocket and threw them in front of Wu Renyao. Apparently these were what he had been writing in the morning, "This
All the above are what I need, you have prepared them all."
Wu Renyao picked it up and looked at it, and couldn't help but feel dizzy because it was densely written with all kinds of medicines, including Western medicine and medicine. Looking back further, he found that there were also some medical equipment, as big as a trauma treatment bed, examination
Bed, medicine cabinet, bright light, electrocardiogram, B-ultrasound...etc., as small as surgical instruments, surgical scissors, tweezers, vascular forceps, tissue forceps, towel forceps, rings, retractors, probes,
Curette...wait.
Wu Renyao felt dizzy and dizzy while looking at it. He pointed at a thick stack of prescription papers and said, "How much does this cost in total?"
While biting into the chicken, Lin Hao took the time to say: "Ten thousand to hundreds of thousands, it depends on the quality you use! But I have to tell you, other things can be made do, but the surgical instruments must be neatly arranged for me.
, the quality must also be excellent!”
Wu Renyao said: "This..."
"I'll work for you, and don't ask for anything else!" Lin Hao raised two fingers before he could finish his words, "There are only two things, one, give me enough food, and two, give me a weighing tool! So I don't care.
How stingy you are, you have to buy these things if you want to buy them, or if you don’t want to buy them, you have to buy them!”
Wu Renyao was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, "Hey, hey, what's your tone? Are you the boss now, or am I the boss?"
Lin Hao said calmly: "If I were the boss, I would have purchased everything already. Do I still need to bother with you here?"
Wu Renyao was so angry that he slapped the prescription papers with his palm: "You only need to show me the cold and fever. You don't need to check so much else."
Lin Hao said helplessly: "If that's the case, then I'm really afraid I'll have to find a cooler place!"
Wu Renyao opened his mouth to spray him again, but as soon as he opened his mouth, a piece of braised pork was stuffed into his mouth. Wu Ruolan said: "Dad, this big deal has nothing to do with food. Let's eat first, and then we'll talk about anything else after eating!"
Lin Hao was gloating about his misfortune and was about to make a few taunts, but when he opened his mouth, a chicken leg was also stuffed into his mouth. Wu Ruolan shouted: "Eat your food, don't be so fussy!"
As a result, no one spoke, but after a while they heard the sound of "Uh-huh". Wu Ruolan and Lin Hao looked at the direction of the sound in confusion, only to see Wu Renyao blushing and slurring his neck.
The sound of...
Wu Renyao bought the chicken and meat and cooked the rice.
As a man, things are always rough, so whether he is cutting meat or chicken, they are all very large. In addition, when cooking, Wu Renyao's mind was completely immersed in the joy of reducing half of the debt, so the braised pork was not cooked properly.
So soft.
Wu Ruolan chose a large piece of semi-fat and stuffed it into his mouth. He was so impatient that he swallowed it before chewing it twice. As a result, it got stuck in his throat and he couldn't swallow it or spit it out.
Seeing him choked and out of breath, Wu Ruolan was frightened and said anxiously: "Dad, Dad, how are you?"
Wu Renyao couldn't answer, he just held his throat and said "Uh-huh", and his eyes turned a little white.
Wu Ruolan quickly took a bowl, put it on his head, and then pounded it with chopsticks. This was a native method in rural areas, but it usually didn't work. Wu Renyao was still choked to death.
While the two fathers and daughters were in a mess, Lin Hao on the side continued to eat chicken legs and meat as if nothing was wrong. He could not see or hear anything.
When Wu Ruolan saw it, she hurriedly cursed: "Lin Hao, you are still thinking about eating, please look at my dad!"
Lin Hao continued to chew on his chicken legs, looked at Wu Renyao, and pointed to the prescription note on the table. The meaning couldn't be clearer. You promised to buy these things, and I will show you!
Wu Renyao was choked to death at this moment, so he could no longer bargain, so he nodded hurriedly.
Lin Hao then put down the chicken legs, but picked up the whole plate of chicken. Then he walked slowly behind Wu Renyao and slapped it down with a sudden slap.
"Porphyry!" Wu Renyao was so slapped that his mouth opened, and the braised pork stuck in his throat flew out. Then he coughed repeatedly, and the spit foam flew directly onto the food on the table!
With such heavy pollution, it is naturally impossible to eat food!
Lin Hao, who had foresight long ago, took the plate of well-protected plain-cut chicken and found a place to sit down and continue eating slowly.
In fact, he could have used a more gentle method, that is, hugging Wu Renyao from behind, passing his hands under his armpits, clenching them into fists and then forcefully kicking them back into his stomach, causing stomach spasm and making him
Spit out the meat.
It's just that Lin Hao didn't want to hug Wu Renyao, and at the same time he thought this method was too cumbersome, so he simply slapped Wu Renyao down with his palm.
When Wu Renyao finally took a breath and sat there limply, Lin Hao had already eaten eighty-eight pieces of the chicken on the plate, leaving only the chicken head, neck, and butt. After putting down the plate, he said leisurely
: "Uncle, remember what you just promised!"
After saying that, he ignored Wu Renyao, who was blowing his beard and staring, and walked out after dinner.
…
Wu Renyao is very realistic, very cold, and very stingy, but he is undoubtedly trustworthy.
In the afternoon, he bought more things, but when Lin Hao checked them one by one, he was disappointed, because not only did this guy reduce the purchase order, but he also severely discounted it.
Lin Hao listed more than a thousand Western medicines in total, but Wu Renyao only bought about 200 kinds, and each one was like a sample, starting from one box to two boxes, starting from five grams.
One or two stops!
That's all. The medical equipment is also seriously contaminated with water. The examination bed is not a medical examination bed, but a massage bed with holes like the one in a massage parlor. The strong light is not a surgical lamp, but the kind used in construction sites.
A simple strong light. The instrument sterilizer is not for medical use, but a pressure cooker used for cooking rice. What is even weirder is that the ultraviolet disinfection lamp turns directly into bleaching powder...
However, what made Lin Hao particularly intolerable was that all of these things were old, obviously bought from the secondhand market.
I’ve seen people pick at it, but I’ve never seen someone pick at it like this!
The more decent one is the medicine cabinet. Although it is extremely old, it is undoubtedly a medicine cabinet, and it is a medicine cabinet that can store more than 800 kinds of herbs. But when he opened those drawers,
, and found that it was full of spiders, cockroaches, and all kinds of small bugs, especially the bottom corner drawer, which actually contained a nest of newly born mouse cubs.
When Wu Renyao was happily stuffing the red and pink mouse cubs into the liquor bottle, Lin Hao finally saw the only thing that satisfied his heart-the magic bag!
Although among the dozen surgical kits listed by Lin Hao, Wu Renyao only bought two, and they were the most common simple surgical kits, but for Lin Hao, these were barely enough to perform surgery!
Although everything is not satisfactory, the clinic's configuration is undoubtedly more complete, and Lin Hao's work will be smoother.
Taking advantage of the fact that no one came to the door in the afternoon, Lin Hao and Wu Ruolan tidied up, while Wu Renyao was studying the new rat medicine wine he had made, looking over it over and over again, and after spending more than four o'clock, he left the clinic, euphemistically calling it
: I’ll cook for you when I go home!
When it was time to eat in the evening, Lin Hao made a request to Wu Renyao, "Uncle, I'm going to visit the mountains behind the clinic tomorrow!"
Wu Renyao asked doubtfully: "Why go up the mountain?"
Lin Hao: "I..."
Before he could finish his words, Wu Renyao was already scolding him, "Do you know what that mountain is called? That mountain is called Duanhun Ridge. The nearby villagers usually don't go into the mountain. Do you know how steep that mountain is?
Is it dangerous? Even if you don’t know, didn’t you see the woman who fell half to death on the mountain? She still went up the mountain, she was really full to hold on..."
Lin Hao smiled bitterly. He only said one sentence, and this guy talked a lot. Fortunately, he had prepared for tonight. When he came to the table, he took a big bowl and divided his rice and vegetables. Otherwise,
There is no way to eat this meal!
"Dad, shut up first!" Wu Ruolan couldn't help it anymore. She turned Wu Renyao's face to one side to prevent him from talking to the food, and then asked: "Lin Hao, you're so good, why are you going up the mountain?"
Lin Hao then said: "The diva is coming to pick up the medicine. Originally, I had put all the medicinal materials needed on the list, but who knew that someone had discounted the price, and the prescription was missing several ingredients, so I thought
Go up the mountain and collect the medicine!"
After Wu Ruolan heard this, she looked at her father with soft and fierce eyes...