The first thousand three hundred and six chapters share a room
The detention room was small, less than ten square meters in total. Apart from the toilet and a bed, the space for movement was very limited. Lin Hao and Miao Niang could only sit side by side by the bed.
The lights in the room are very bright, and there are thick sponges everywhere. Apparently, they are afraid that the suspects detained here may harm themselves or get into fights.
Perhaps it was her first time being detained in such a place, or perhaps it was her first time being alone in a small space with a man. Miao Niang obviously felt very uncomfortable and a little embarrassed.
Lin Hao also felt a little embarrassed. This was not the first time he had been temporarily detained, but it was the first time he had been locked in a detention room with a woman.
This was not the case in Xiangjiang or even in the Mainland before. Why is it that after arriving in Austria, there is no distinction between men and women?
If you are to be detained continuously and there is only one bed, how will you sleep at night?
Could it be that two people sleep in the same bed? How can that be done? Although Miao Niang is an old woman, her skin is young, even beautiful, and she is so beautiful that she is so beautiful that she is full of temptation.
!
For Lin Hao, who has already had sex with a man and a woman, can he bear to sleep with such an exquisite and beautiful woman?
However, if they don't sleep together, can one sleep on the bed and the other sleep on the ground? If that is the case, Lin Hao feels that he must be sleeping on the ground, but the ground is full of dust and footprints, and there are even phlegm and blood stains left by the previous suspect.
How can I sleep when I'm so dirty?
While he was thinking wildly, Miao Niang suddenly said at the other end: "Lin Hao!"
Lin Hao responded subconsciously: "Yes!"
Miao Niang said: "Come here."
Lin Hao turned around to look and found that Miao Niang had walked into the toilet on the side at some point. He was a little confused for a moment: You want it to be convenient for me to visit? I'll go, isn't it so perverted?
There was no door to the toilet, only a low wall about one meter high that could barely hide the shame. Although Lin Hao walked over obediently, he did not go in, and just stood where the door should have been.
Miao Niang said again: "Turn around!"
Lin Hao finally understood that Miao Niang did want convenience, but she did not want him to visit, but wanted him to keep a lookout. Although the detention room was small, there was a camera installed in the corner to monitor the entire detention room!
If you want convenience but don’t want people behind the surveillance camera to see it, you can only have people block the door of the toilet, otherwise it will be broadcast live!
Lin Hao can understand this kind of thing. Although Miao Niang is mysterious and unpredictable, she is just a mortal of flesh and blood. In this case, it is normal for people to have three urgent needs! As a woman, it is even more shameful to have a heart of shame.
normal!
The only thing he hoped for was that Miao Niang should not buy a large one, but a small one, otherwise she would not be able to stay in this detention cell!
Miao Niang saw that he had turned around, but she was still not satisfied. She pulled him behind her back and adjusted her position. After making sure that she could block the camera, she gently pulled up her skirt and squatted down.
The sound of "chichi" water sounded. Although Lin Hao couldn't see it, he could still imagine what it was like. To be honest, he even had the urge to look back. But he didn't dare, because
If he really peeked, he might not even know how he died in the end!
It was so easy for Miao Niang to finally finish it. Fortunately, she didn’t buy too much!
After running through the water and tidying up, the two returned to the crib and sat down.
In order to ease the awkward atmosphere, Lin Hao said casually: "Miao Niang, you are actually so beautiful, there is no need to wear a veil all the time!"
Miao Niang turned to look at him with some doubts in her eyes.
Lin Hao said without saying anything: "When you were fighting that black Gu master, I saw your face!"
Miao Niang said: "Did you really see it?"
Lin Hao nodded, "Yeah!"
Miao Niang suddenly burst out laughing, her laughter was extremely weird!
Lin Hao was laughed so hard that goosebumps fell all over the floor. Okay, what are you laughing at?
Miao Niang's laughter suddenly stopped, "You can prepare for your death!"
Lin Hao: "Huh?"
Miao Niang said coldly: "When I left Miao territory, my master once told me..."
"Wait!" Lin Hao interrupted her quickly: "Isn't your master Tianying?"
Miao Niang said: "Master Tai is my master, not my master. Because Master Tai saved my master, Master had no way to repay me, so he gave me, the youngest among his disciples, to Master Tai."
Lin Hao said curiously: "If there is no repayment, isn't it usually done with one's body?"
Miao Niang suddenly said in a loud voice: "Two women, what do you want?"
Lin Hao: "..."
Miao Niang continued: "Master once told me that if anyone sees my face, there are only two ways, one is to let him die!"
Lin Hao sweated violently and immediately shouted, "Miao Niang, I only saw your face, not your body. Is it necessary to exaggerate like you want to die?"
Miao Niang said: "For me, my face is more important than my body!"
Lin Hao couldn't help but murmured in a low voice: "If I had known this, I would have turned around and taken a look just now! It would have been worth dying like that!"
Miao Niang's eyes suddenly darkened, a murderous intention emerged, and she slapped Lin Hao with a palm.
"Boom!" Lin Hao started to be wary when he saw something wrong in her eyes, so he dodged very quickly and hit the bed with his palm, causing the bed to collapse.
After hitting the air with her palm, Miao Niang still didn't give up and immediately rushed towards Lin Hao again with her teeth and claws bared.
Lin Hao was not a piece of wood, so naturally he would not stand there and get beaten, so he quickly dodged.
Both of them are masters. One chases wildly, the other dodges. Their movements are unparalleled, and their energy is like lightning and thunder, making the small detention room a chaotic place.
Generally speaking, if the suspect makes such a fuss, it is impossible for the police behind the surveillance not to notice it, and it is also impossible not to send someone to stop it. But strangely, the two chased him for half an hour and almost took him into custody.
The house was demolished and still no one came to check.
In the end, it was Lin Hao who surrendered first and said: "Brother, don't kill me, don't kill me... No, Miao Niang, don't kill me, don't kill me!"
Miao Niang raised her palm and pointed it at his Tianling Cap, "Give me a reason not to kill you!"
Lin Hao said: "I didn't mean to see your face. And didn't you just say there are two ways? Besides killing me, what other way is there?"
Miao Niang hesitated for a moment, then finally shook her head and said: "There is no second place! And I didn't mean to kill you, who let you see my face!"
Lin Hao was dumbfounded, "Aren't you being unreasonable?"
Miao Niang said: "What I do is never unreasonable, it only depends on my mood!"
Lin Hao hurriedly followed the trend and said: "But if you kill me, you will be bored, lonely and empty if you stay here alone!"
Miao Niang said: "But keeping you won't necessarily make me feel better?"
Lin Hao said: "Please spare me for the time being. At least I can have someone to talk to and chat with to relieve my boredom!"
Miao Niang said: "I feel even more annoyed when I face you!"
Lin Hao said: "I can tell you jokes and sing to you to make you less annoyed!"
After thinking for a while, Miao Niang put down her palm and said, "Tell me a joke first!"
Lin Hao said: "Once upon a time, there was an old monk. Before he died, he regretted that he had never seen a woman in his life. His disciple went down to find a young lady who stripped naked for him to see. After seeing it, the old monk said with emotion: Damn it, how can she look like a nun!
"
Miao Niang said: "What then?"
Lin Hao said: "Then he died, haha, you think it's funny or not, haha. The old monk is such an idiot, isn't a nun a woman? And this old monk is obviously impure, he actually knows what a nun looks like when she takes off her clothes!
Haha! So funny!”
"It's not funny at all!" Miao Niang raised her palms expressionlessly and said, "Suffer death!"
Lin Hao said hurriedly: "No, no, no, let me tell you another story. There is a man selling Guiling paste at the intersection of our Shikeng Village. He never shouts and sells. He just closes a calculator and keeps pressing: Return to zero.
Return to zero, return to zero, return to zero, return to zero, return to zero... Hahahaha, isn't this so funny! I didn't know why he kept pressing the computer button at the time, but I didn't know until Yan Su told me about it. I almost died laughing at that time.
Got it!"
Miao Niang said: "There is nothing funny at all!"
Lin Hao saw that she was building up her strength to chop, and said hurriedly: "I still have one more joke! Use the word boss, second, third, fourth, and fifth to make a short sentence, and the fifth says to the fourth, the third's second.
He’s the boss! Haha, this is so funny!”
Miao Niang said: "It's not funny either!"
Lin Hao added: "That day in Shikeng Village, I saw a female patient with alcoholic liver drinking in Uncle Yan's daughter's restaurant. I walked over and said kindly: Be careful! Do you know how she responded to me? She
He actually said in front of everyone: Baby! You finally confessed to me! This is so funny!"
Miao Niang said: "It's not funny!"
At this time, Lin Hao was defeated and said feebly: "Forget it, your smile is too high. I am not good at shooting, so I can't hit it!"
"Haha!" Unexpectedly, Miao Niang suddenly laughed, smiling like a lunatic and like a vixen. While laughing, she asked: "Sing me another song!"
Is this a case of being spared from death?
Lin Hao was overjoyed and hurriedly sang: "The river flows eastward, and all the lovers in the world are breaking up~~ Hey, hey, hey, let you show off, they break up after the Lantern Festival~~ Just yell when you see injustice on the road, or if you don't break up,
Throw gasoline on it~~ Set it on fire and burn it to death, no one can save it~ Hehe, no one can save it~ Hehe, no one can save it~ Hey, second aunt, everyone who shows affection has broken up~ Do you think this is such a big hatred?"
Although Miao Niang didn't laugh when she heard it, she nodded frequently, "This song is good. Break up with Xiaohan when you get back. If you don't break up, I'll pour gasoline on you."
Lin Hao: "..."
Miao Niang shouted: "Continue, don't stop."
Lin Hao had no choice but to continue: "The river flows eastward, Miao Niang's men go to Beidou, eh, hey, hey, go to Beidou, they are all Miao Niang's ex-boyfriends, there are all kinds of them, uncles, oppas, little fresh meat,
Hey, hey, hey, little fresh meat, that’s not enough. When I see a handsome guy on the road, I yell, and when it’s time to take action, I take action, pick up the handsome guy and walk home, hey, hey, that’s not enough!”
Miao Niang slapped him down, but it was not on his Tian Ling Gai, but on his face: "I'm not that romantic, don't do this song, choose something else!"
Trouble comes from the mouth, Lin Hao was beaten unjustly, what kind of mother can't be changed, why must he change Miao Niang?
"...How could I fall in love with her? It's not because I'm blind. It doesn't matter if I have to pay for my car or my house. My dear mother, I can't finish writing your nonsense. I can't finish it in a pack of A4. What a scumbag you are!"
"Next song!" Miao Niang waved her hand and said, "I hate this bullshit the most!"
Lin Hao had no choice but to change his style, lively and relaxed: "...thick fat meat is my love, I have to pick up two pieces with each chopstick, what kind of twice-cooked pork is the most exciting, what kind of chicken and duck
Fish is the most satisfying, the big chicken drumsticks will be served quickly, and the red hot pot is like a sea. No matter how much we eat, we don’t get fat. It is our expectation to walk, sing and eat at the same time..."
Lin Hao didn't know how Miao Niang felt after listening to this song. Anyway, he felt hungry while singing. Thinking about it carefully, not only did he not eat lunch, he didn't even eat breakfast!
It was at this time that a voice rang outside the door of the detention room, "Hey, you guys are quite capable of having fun for yourselves. You've all started a concert."
Lin Hao and Miao Niang looked up and saw a fat-headed and big-eared policeman coming outside. He had a lot of stars on his shoulders. He seemed to be of a high rank. He was the police officer who arrested them.
The fat police officer continued: "But that's right. Before you are officially imprisoned, you still have some freedom. If you can have fun, just have more fun. By then, you won't be able to have fun anymore."
Lin Hao immediately walked to the door and asked, "What crime have we committed?"
The fat police officer said coldly: "What crime have you committed? Haven't you made up your mind yet?"
Lin Hao said: "Officer, please speak clearly!"
The fat police officer said: "Humph, you are still trying to show off to me. Don't you know how many people you have killed in total?"
Lin Hao said angrily: "We didn't kill anyone at all."
The fat police officer said: "You don't need to deny it. There are witnesses and physical evidence, so denying it is useless!"