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Chapter 1409 I can't help it

It was actually not very late at night, around ten o'clock.

At this time, for the Yangcheng outside, nightlife is just the beginning. But in this barren mountains, there is no nightlife. But when it comes to X life, it is possible. If Lin Hao has no principles

And the bottom line.

Before the two of them entered the cave to rest, Zhou Yifan said to Lin Hao: "Lin Hao, I, I want..."

Lin Hao asked doubtfully: "What do you want to do?"

Zhou Yifan said in a very low voice: "I want to go pee!"

Lin Hao said: "Then you go!"

Zhou Yifan said: "But I don't dare to go alone."

Lin Hao said: "If you don't dare, just find a relatively dark place and deal with it. Anyway, there are not so many things to pay attention to in this barren mountainous place."

Zhou Yifan said: "I know, but I just don't dare! Have you forgotten about the wild boar last time?"

Lin Hao laughed and said: "Sister Ivan, you are not so lucky, you can always encounter a wild boar."

Zhou Yifan said: "What if we meet?"

Lin Hao said: "Then I will bake it as a midnight snack!"

Zhou Yifan hit him lightly and said, "Please stop making trouble, please!"

Lin Hao said: "Then what do you think we should do?"

Zhou Yifan said: "What else can I do? Come with me!"

Lin Hao said helplessly: "Okay!"

The two walked out of the cave and came outside. Lin Hao looked around and found a relatively flat place behind a big rock. He pointed there and said, "You can stay here for your convenience! I'll wait for you over there."

Zhou Yifan hurriedly walked over and dragged him: "No, don't leave. You are right here!"

Lin Hao sweated violently, "I won't leave?"

Zhou Yifan said: "Don't leave anyway! I'm afraid if you leave."

Lin Hao was helpless, so he turned around and said, "Okay, hurry up."

Zhou Yifan confessed again: "You are not allowed to turn around and look at me."

Lin Hao said with a mixture of laughter and laughter: "It's all in vain, I can't see even if I turn my head, okay?"

Zhou Yifan said: "You are not allowed to turn around anyway."

Lin Hao said: "Okay, okay!"

Zhou Yifan then hesitantly began to unbutton her belt. After a clicking sound, she squatted down.

After waiting for a long time, Lin Hao didn't hear the sound of water, so he asked doubtfully: "Sister Yifan, aren't you buying a big one?"

Zhou Yifan cursed angrily in a low voice: "Buy your head."

Lin Hao said: "Then why are you confused?"

Zhou Yifan said: "I...can't figure it out."

Lin Hao said: "Why, didn't you say it was urgent?"

Zhou Yifan said: "I'm in a hurry!"

Lin Hao said: "Then what are you doing?"

Zhou Yifan said: "You are here, I can't figure it out."

Lin Hao said: "Then I'll go further."

Zhou Yifan said: "No!"

Lin Hao was made to laugh and cry, "Then what are you going to do?"

Zhou Yifan said: "Don't bother me, just give me some time."

Lin Hao then shut his mouth and said nothing.

After a long time, he finally heard the sound of squeaking water. He thought it would be over in ten seconds at most, but who knew it actually lasted for two or three minutes.

When she finally finished and stood up to tie her pants, Lin Hao couldn't help but said: "Sister Yifan, it seems that you are having a hard time holding in your pee! This is not good for your health..."

Zhou Yifan blushed and said, "Stop talking!"

Lin Hao said: "Okay! Let's go back to the cave."

But before entering the cave, Lin Hao took out a small bottle from his pocket.

When he saw the bottle he took out, Zhou Yifan said: "Are you going to put poison again?"

Lin Hao said: "Under normal circumstances, I won't let it go, but for your safety, I have to let it go a little bit."

Zhou Yifan asked: "What exactly is in your bottle?"

Lin Hao said: "The poison I made myself, well, it can be called five-poison powder. It is extremely poisonous. As long as you sprinkle it on the ground, snakes, insects, rats and ants will basically run away and dare not approach at all. Large beasts

If you step on the powder and pass by, you will surely bleed to death from seven holes within five steps."

Zhou Yifan said: "Where are the people?"

Lin Hao said: "People are not much different."

Zhou Yifan murmured: "This... is too vicious!"

Lin Hao said: "I won't offend anyone unless they offend me. This is just a means of self-protection. I won't use it easily."

Zhou Yifan saw that he had spread a semicircle outside the cave, completely surrounding the entrance of the cave. He couldn't help but asked: "How are we going to get out tomorrow if you spread it like this?"

Lin Hao pointed to the bamboo branches with bamboo leaves next to him and said, "When we leave tomorrow, we can use these bamboo branches to clean them, and then everything will be fine."

While the two were talking, they entered the cave, and then the problem came. There was only one tent and one quilt!

Lin Hao looked at the tent and said in embarrassment: "What...what should I do?"

Zhou Yifan has never considered this issue, "I don't know either."

Lin Hao thought for a while and said: "How about you go in and sleep, I will move the fire in, take a nap next to it, or practice some martial arts, and just deal with it."

Zhou Yifan shook his head and said: "How can this be done? We have to climb a mountain for a whole day tomorrow. If we don't rest, how can we get enough strength?"

Lin Hao patted his chest and said, "I'm as strong as an ox, so I can stay up all night and a half, no problem."

Zhou Yifan rolled his eyes and said: "Are you as strong as an ox? I think you are as thin as a rib!"

Lin Hao: "..."

Zhou Yifan didn't say anything else, unzipped the tent and got in directly.

Lin Hao was stunned for a moment, and then thought she understood. She agreed with her suggestion, so she was about to move the fire next to the entrance of the cave. But before she could move, she heard Zhou Yifan inside the tent.

He whispered: "Why don't you come in?"

Lin Hao was confused when he heard this. Am I coming in? Where am I going in? What am I going in for? Sleeping with you?

Oh my god, this will kill people!

"This, that..." Lin Hao hesitated: "I, I think, it's just..."

Zhou Yifan suddenly poked his head out of the tent again, reached out and grabbed Lin Hao's hand, pulling him in.

Lin Hao was pulled into the tent, his mind still confused.

Zhou Yifan whispered in the dark tent: "Let's just make do with it for one night!"

Lin Hao said with difficulty: "But, is this really good?"

Zhou Yifan said angrily: "Is there a better way?"

Lin Hao said: "It seems not!"

There was a rustling sound, and Zhou Yifan was obviously taking off his clothes.

Lin Hao's heart was pounding when he heard this. It was already night, the sequelae of the Emperor's Meridian had already set in, and he had long been feeling restless. Especially after accompanying Zhou Yifan to pee a while ago, he felt his blood boiling even more.

, can’t sit still.

If he was left alone outside the tent, he might be able to endure it. But if he were to sleep with Zhou Yifan, it would be as painful as torture for him.

Although Zhou Yifan took off his clothes, he did not take off his clothes. He just took off his coat and got into bed. After waiting for a long time, he still didn't see any movement from Lin Hao. He peeked out quietly and saw his figure in the darkness.

Still sitting next to him, he couldn't help but ask: "Lin Hao, do you plan to sit like this all night?"

Lin Hao said: "I..."

Zhou Yifan said: "Come in quickly, you've been climbing the mountain for a day, aren't you tired?"

Lin Hao said: "I'm not too tired."

Zhou Yifan said: "You should rest even if you are not tired. Humans are not machines. There is still another day tomorrow!"

Lin Hao said: "I, that..."

Zhou Yifan said: "Hurry up."

Lin Hao hesitated and hesitated, struggled and struggled, but finally couldn't resist her urging, so he took off his shoes and jacket, then zipped up the tent, and then got into bed.

As soon as he entered the bed, a faint fragrance carrying Zhou Yifan's body temperature penetrated his nose, making his blood become more irritable and his heart beating like a drum.

The tent was not spacious, and the bedding was for a single person. After Lin Hao lay down, his skin would inevitably come into contact with Zhou Yifan's body. This contact, both Lin Hao and Zhou Yifan, felt like an electric shock, and their bodies instantly

They all tensed up.

Time slips away bit by bit.

After Lin Hao experienced the initial anxiety, he finally managed to calm down, but it was only mentally, not physically. On the contrary, his body became very hot.

The sequelae of the Emperor's Sutra have become more and more serious as time goes by.

Just when he was thinking about whether he should practice his kung fu to see if he could suppress this anger, Zhou Yifan next to him suddenly said, "What if my dad knew that I slept like this with a man in the wilderness?"

Together, I wonder if it will break my legs?"

Lin Hao didn't know how to answer the question, so he could only say: "It was my negligence. I should have told Zeng Fan to prepare an extra tent quilt or something."

Zhou Yifan said: "No need."

Lin Hao said: "Huh?"

Zhou Yifan said: "I think it's just right now."

Lin Hao: "Just right?"

Zhou Yifan said: "Well, I feel very safe with you sleeping next to me."

Lin Hao said bitterly: "But I don't feel safe."

Zhou Yifan said: "Are you afraid that I will do harm to you?"

Lin Hao said: "No, I'm afraid that I can't help myself."

Zhou Yifan didn't respond immediately. It took a long time before she finally said, "...Then don't bear it!"

Lin Hao: "Huh?"

Zhou Yifan finally couldn't help it anymore, turned around suddenly, hugged him and said: "Are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid? Can't you see that I like you?"

Lin Hao's body stiffened and he said with great difficulty: "I, I have a girlfriend!"

Zhou Yifan said: "I know. And there's more than one, right?"

Lin Hao said: "Yeah!"

Zhou Yifan said shockingly: "I don't care."

Lin Hao smiled bitterly and said: "Sister Yifan, you..."

Zhou Yifan suddenly stretched out his hand to cover his mouth to prevent him from talking anymore. Then he turned over and pressed him down. Then when he let go of his hand, his lips fell on Lin Hao's lips...


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