The night is still going on, no one cares what time it is.
Lin Hao just wanted to calm down, but being hugged tightly by Zhou Yifan, who was as warm and fragrant as jade, he couldn't calm down at all!
Some people say that when you can't do something, you can only try that thing! But Lin Hao really doesn't want this. He hopes that his relationship with Zhou Yifan will be pure.
Finally, he picked up the Emperor Sutra, looked at his nose with his eyes, his mouth with his nose, his heart with his mouth, and his second child with his heart, and finally managed to get a little peace.
But after a while, he began to become restless again, not because the Emperor's Sutra was not working, but because Zhou Yifan, who was holding him, began to be dishonest. His hands slowly began to move around his body, and at the same time, his fragrant lips were gently
Kissing the skin on his body.
Lin Hao couldn't stand such teasing. He couldn't help practicing the Emperor's Scripture anymore. He opened his eyes and said, "Sister Ifan, what exactly do you want to do?"
Zhou Yifan hugged him and said in a very low voice: "You know, I want you!"
Lin Hao smiled bitterly, "I..."
Zhou Yifan said: "Lin Hao, just obey me, okay?"
Lin Hao didn't know how to answer the question. Whether to obey or not was a difficult question.
When Zhou Yifan saw him silent, he thought he finally acquiesced, so he rolled over and pinned him down!
Seeing that everything was done, Lin Hao was really tired after struggling all night, and the sequelae of the Emperor's Sutra tortured him to the point of death, and he no longer wanted to resist pointlessly!
At the same time, he also understood one thing: Zhou Yifan was definitely serious about trying to deal with him.
Forget it, as a human being, the most important thing is to be happy.
If you fall, you will fall; if you sink, you will sink!
Whatever principles and bottom lines, let them all go to hell!
What ghosts and legends, what ghosts and demons, only the herons and eagles are singing quietly!
Lin Hao's mind was in a mess, and he was thinking without complete thoughts.
Zhou Yifan saw that he suddenly became quiet. Even though he had torn off the only fig leaf on his body, he still didn't react. Knowing that he had completely given up his resistance, he was overjoyed and was about to sit down.
Just at the critical moment, Lin Hao suddenly thought of something!
At this time, no matter what you think of, you can actually put it aside temporarily, because for a man, there is really no moment more important than this moment.
However, he couldn't put this matter aside because it was a matter of life and death, so he quickly stopped Zhou Yifan and said, "Sister Yifan, wait a moment!"
Zhou Yifan thought that he was going to change his mind again at the last moment, and he would immediately execute him on the spot regardless of the situation.
It's just that this matter is no better than taking off clothes just now. If the man is a little uncooperative, it will be difficult to accomplish, so no matter how hard she tries, it can't be accomplished. In the end, she can only stop helplessly, "Lin Hao, it's time now."
, what else do you want to do?”
Lin Hao said: "I just want to ask you a question."
Zhou Yifan said: "Just ask!"
Lin Hao said: "Are you... still a virgin?"
Zhou Yifan said: "What's the difference?"
Lin Hao said: "Yes!"
Zhou Yifan said: "Do I have to answer?"
Lin Hao said: "Yes!"
Zhou Yifan said: "Why?"
Lin Hao said: "Tell me first!"
Zhou Yifan said: "Yes, I am!"
Lin Hao sat up immediately and stretched out his hand to push Zhou Yifan away.
Zhou Yifan quickly hugged him and said repeatedly: "I said, I don't want you to be responsible. Never underestimate the responsible person. Can't you just... treat it as a one-night stand?"
Lin Hao shook his head and said: "Sister Yifan, it's not that I don't want to. You have seen the fact that I want to do it too much. But we really can't do it."
Zhou Yifan said: "Why not?"
Lin Hao said: "Because you are a virgin!"
Zhou Yifan almost cried, "Because I'm a virgin, you can't be nice to me. What kind of bullshit is this? Lin Hao, you don't have to make such a bad excuse if you dislike me, okay?"
Lin Hao said: "I'm not making excuses, I just don't want to die!"
Zhou Yifan asked: "If you have sex with me, will you die?"
Lin Hao said: "Yes!"
Zhou Yifan was really angry this time, and said angrily: "Am I suffering from AIDS, or am I poisoned?"
Lin Hao said: "It's none of your business, it's my fault."
Zhou Yifan waved his hands and said disheartenedly: "Forget it, I'm not ashamed enough. Since you really don't want to and really look down on me so much, just pretend that nothing happened tonight.
, you don’t have to abuse me anymore, I already know what I am like in your heart!"
Lin Hao said: "Sister Yifan, that's not the case. Listen to me..."
Zhou Yifan said emotionally: "You don't need to say anything, you are just a cruel, ruthless, and unreasonable person!"
Lin Hao said in astonishment: "I'm cruel, I'm ruthless, I'm unreasonable?"
Zhou Yifan nodded, "Yes, you are ruthless, you are cruel, you are unreasonable!"
Lin Hao said: "Where am I ruthless? Where am I cruel? Where am I unreasonable?"
Zhou Yifan: "Where are you not ruthless? Where are you not cruel? Where are you not unreasonable?"
Lin Hao said: "No matter how ruthless, cruel, or unreasonable I am, I will never be more ruthless, cruel, or unreasonable than you!"
Zhou Yifan said angrily: "Am I more ruthless than you? More cruel than you? More unreasonable than you? You are the most ruthless, cruel and unreasonable person I have ever seen.
Lin Hao hurriedly raised his hands and said: "Stop it, stop it, we can't cheat on the word count like this!"
Zhou Yifan snorted coldly and wanted to get up from her.
When Lin Hao saw that she was about to leave, he knew that she was really sad. If he let her go, the misunderstanding would be serious, so he quickly hugged her waist tightly, "No, don't worry, just listen to my explanation!"
Zhou Yifan covered his ears and said: "I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it!"
Lin Hao said: "Okay, calm down first!"
Zhou Yifan said: "No, you must give me an explanation today."
Lin Hao said: "Fuck!"
Zhou Yifan said angrily: "You are not good at it!"
Lin Hao: "..."
Zhou Yifan said: "Explain it, and I'll see if you can name a flower."
Lin Hao smiled bitterly, "That's right, I practiced the Emperor's Scripture!"
Zhou Yifan said: "What the hell is the Emperor's Scripture?"
Lin Hao said: "An internal power that can kill people, cure diseases, and control several women at night!"
Zhou Yifan opened his eyes wide and said, "Are you telling me martial arts novels?"
Lin Hao reached out and found the mobile phone under his pillow, then turned on the flashlight function in the mobile phone and illuminated the tent.
In the darkness, the naked Zhou Yifan dared to ignore it, but as soon as she saw the light, she couldn't help but scream and hurriedly stretched out her hands to cover the key parts of her body.
Although Lin Hao was heartbroken by the sight, he did not stare at her. Instead, he stretched out his hand to unzip the tent, reached out and took out a fist-sized stone from the outside, and then shined his flashlight on it and said, "Yi
Sister Fan, take care of it!"
Zhou Yifan said: "Are you going to show me eating rocks alive?"
Lin Hao sweated, used the twelve points of Emperor Sutra's strength, and exerted force on his hand.
Zhou Yifan originally thought that the stone would be shattered by his grip, but after he squeezed it hard, the stone remained intact. He immediately shook his head and said: "Lin Hao, I am not a three-year-old child, and I don't like martial arts novels, so you
No need to make up stories for me anymore!”
Lin Hao shook his head and spread the stone in his hand in front of her.
Zhou Yifan stretched out his hand in confusion and touched the stone lightly.
A strange scene happened. The extremely hard stone suddenly shattered into countless pieces!
For a moment, she covered her mouth in shock, not even bothering to cover her breasts. After a while, she murmured: "Why, how could this happen?"
Lin Hao said: "This is the Emperor's Scripture I told you."
Zhou Yifan was still in disbelief. She reached out and grabbed a stone of about the same size, and then held it hard. However, even if she tried her best, she still couldn't change it at all.
One piece didn't work, so she tried another piece, and another piece, and she finally gave up dejectedly, "Okay, I admit that you do know the internal skills, but so what, don't tell me that you practice boy's skills and you can't touch women.
I saw you and that Li Bing in the water with my own eyes... and all that!"
Lin Hao said: "That's not the case. Can you please listen to me patiently?"
Zhou Yifan hesitated for a moment and finally said: "You say it!"
Lin Hao then told her how he practiced Qigong, how he absorbed yin and replenished yang, and how he overexerted it and suffered a series of sequelae.
After listening to this, Zhou Yifan asked: "Well, even if I can believe that what you said is the truth, it is not the reason for you to reject me. Since you need a woman so urgently now, I happen to be a woman, and I am also a woman who wants to
I want your woman, isn’t it just right? Even if others say so, when you just want to doze off, I will use it as your pillow!”
Lin Hao smiled bitterly, "No, you are not a woman!"
Zhou Yifan almost jumped up when he heard this, "I'm not a woman, am I a transvestite?"
Lin Hao shook his head, "Please don't get excited, okay? You are just a girl now, not a woman. You have too much Yuan Yin in your body. If I were on good terms with you, I would probably explode and die."
Zhou Yifan was stunned, and after a long time he murmured: "This is the real reason why you rejected me!"
Of course not! Lin Hao didn't want her to have random thoughts anymore, so he just said, "Yes!"
Zhou Yifan said: "Then you mean, if I want to be good to you, I have to become a woman, right?"
Lin Hao said: "You can say it like this."
Zhou Yifan smiled bitterly and said: "Then I have to find another man first, hand over my first time, and become a woman before I can be good to you? What the hell is this? Are you born with a cuckold physique? Is this true?
Too perverted? I have no interest in anyone but you."
Lin Hao couldn't laugh or cry, "This situation is only temporary! I will get better sooner or later."
Zhou Yifan said: "Sooner or later? Is that ten years, twenty years, or thirty years later?"
Lin Hao shook his head, "I believe it won't take long."
Zhou Yifan was made limp and paralyzed. He hugged him weakly and said: "Then what should we do now? I want you very much. You are obviously very impulsive, but you just can't. God is too good at making jokes!"
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Lin Hao said weakly: "Actually... there is something called outdoor sports!"