Seeing a piece of meat suddenly fall off Xiaoyu's face, Liang Shaoqiu was so frightened that he jumped up.
This, this, this... what the hell is going on?
You encountered a zombie and a piece of rotten flesh fell off your face?
Isn't it so sci-fi? Doesn't this kind of thing only happen in movies or horror novels?
Liang Shaoqiu looked at it carefully, and his anxious heart finally relaxed, because what fell off Xiaoyu's face was not meat, but the poisonous sore.
After the sores disappeared, Xiaoyu's face became flawless and perfect.
To be honest, Liang Shaoqiu has seen not only a thousand beauties but also eight hundred beauties. However, for a girl like Xiaoyu who is as beautiful as a goddess without human fireworks, but also faintly charming and charming, with quite contradictory temperament, he is still
First time meeting.
Even if she is such a stunning beauty, even if she is really a zombie or a female ghost, he is still willing to have sex with her. Of course, the premise is that he can still do it.
"I'm sorry!" After Xiaoyu found that the piece of malignant sore had fallen off, she wanted to pick it up and stick it back, but it was no longer stable. After sticking it to her face several times without success, she put it aside dejectedly and said to herself
He said eloquently: "I said this thing is easy to fall off, but they insisted on saying it was okay. Is it okay now? The secret was exposed before I had enough fun! What a failure!"
Liang Shaoqiu was not very smart, but no matter how smart he was, he still felt that something was wrong, and murmured: "You..."
Xiaoyu interrupted him and said: "My ideas are completely different from yours!"
Liang Shaoqiu said: "What do you think?"
Xiaoyu said firmly: "I don't want to go with you, but you have to stay."
Liang Shaoqiu couldn't react and shook his head repeatedly: "No, tell me first, what's the matter with the sore on your face?"
Xiaoyu sighed and said: "Young Master Liang, with your IQ, I really don't know how you survived for so long? Since my sore can fall off, it is naturally fake and just a simulation prop."
Liang Shaoqiu asked: "Why do you post this thing? To protect yourself? To prevent other men from seeing your peerless beauty, having wild dreams and plotting against you?"
Xiaoyu laughed again, and the way the flower branches trembled was so charming.
Liang Shaoqiu's heart was pounding when he saw it, it was so beautiful and tempting! However, it was of no use and he was still unable to get up.
After Xiaoyu finished laughing, she suddenly asked inexplicably: "Master Liang, are you hungry?"
Liang Shaoqiu subconsciously recalled that he had eaten dinner at five o'clock. At this hour, he was really hungry, but at this time, how could he be in the mood to eat!
Xiaoyu asked again: "Then do you want to eat meat buns?"
Liang Shaoqiu said: "You..."
Xiaoyu puffed up her chest and said proudly: "I have two!"
Liang Shaoqiu looked at her towering breasts and couldn't help but swallow his saliva. He said to himself that if you really don't mind, I would like to have a taste.
Although he didn't say anything, Xiaoyu seemed to know what he was thinking. She unbuttoned her chest very considerately, then put her hand in and took out something after a while!
Liang Shaoqiu took a closer look and was dumbfounded because Xiaoyu really took out a big meat bun and put it in a bag.
But after she took out the bun, one side of her breast deflated, as if an inflated balloon had deflated.
"Ouch, my mother!" Liang Shaoqiu screamed and collapsed to the ground in fright, "What, what is this?"
"Don't you even know the buns?" Seeing that he didn't accept it, Xiaoyu took it back, opened the bag, took a bite and said, "It's stuffed with green onions and meat."
Liang Shaoqiu finally understood and pointed at Xiaoyu who was eating steamed buns and said, "You...are not a woman?"
Xiaoyu asked back: "You just discovered it now? But I don't blame you, Liang Wuyan didn't even notice it, let alone you!"
Liang Shaoqiu shouted: "Aren't you A Ping's daughter?"
Xiaoyu laughed again, "Are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid? Since I am not a woman, naturally I will not be Aping's daughter."
Liang Shaoqiu said: "You, who are you?"
Xiaoyu sighed, "Young Master Liang, I thought you could recognize me."
Liang Shaoqiu said: "I can't recognize him."
Xiaoyu shook her head and said: "You and I have a deep hatred and sworn hatred. You wish you could tear me into pieces. I turned into ashes. You may not be able to recognize me. But I just put on makeup to look like this. How could you not recognize me?"
Woolen cloth!"
Liang Shaoqiu's eyes flickered, and he jumped up. He pointed at her with trembling fingers and said in disbelief: "You, are you Lin Hao?"
Xiaoyu laughed again, reached out and took off the long-haired hood on her head, unbuttoned the high collar, took off the voice changer stuck on it, and restored her original voice: "After countless reminders,
, you just recognized it, which is really disappointing. Liang Shaoqiu, are you worthy of seeking revenge from me? You are really asking for your own death!"
Liang Shaoqiu was rendered speechless. He had no idea that the sores were fake, nor did he expect that the other party was not a woman. He also did not expect that this man disguised as a woman turned out to be his mortal enemy - Lin Hao!
After Lin Hao took off his disguise, he wiped off the makeup on his face with a wet wipe and restored his true appearance in Lushan. Finally, he picked up a small mirror and took a look. When he felt that there was no problem, he sighed: "I'd better do it.
You are the most comfortable yourself, pretending to be a shemale is too tiring."
Liang Shaoqiu finally woke up completely at this time, "You will appear here, so Fan Ming... was you incited to rebel?"
Lin Hao said calmly: "Do you still need to ask? If he was not incited to rebel, how could you obediently fall into my trap?"
Liang Shaoqiu shouted angrily: "This bastard, I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill him..."
Lin Hao didn't stop him from screaming. People need to vent after being frustrated, otherwise they will collapse easily. He didn't want this guy to collapse too early.
In a poor place like this in the countryside, apart from making babies, there is no program at all at night!
How can we spend the long night without finding something to do?
It wasn't until Liang Shaoqiu finished screaming that Lin Hao said slowly: "Actually, you shouldn't blame Fan Ming. If you want to blame, blame yourself."
Liang Shaoqiu said angrily: "Blame me? I paid him to bribe him!"
Lin Hao nodded, "Yes, you did give money, but you are too stingy. If you gave him not hundreds of thousands, but millions, then I would have to spend tens of millions to bribe him. For this
If a person asked me to give out 10 million, I would absolutely refuse. You know, I am not a generous person."
Liang Shaoqiu did regret it, because he should have thought that since Fan Ming could be bought with money, he was by no means a reliable person. He could command Fan Ming like a dog, and so could others, as long as he spent enough money
That’s it!
Lin Hao was very chatty and continued: "I originally gave him several million. Although I said I didn't need to pay for it, I felt very distressed and felt that it was not worth it at all. But when I saw him putting you two together I brought it, and I think it’s still worth it. Fan Ming’s acting skills are worth these millions.”
Liang Shaoqiu sneered: "Do you think you can defeat me just like this?"
Lin Hao asked calmly: "Do you think you have other opportunities?"
Liang Shaoqiu said: "Although the Poison King was tricked to death by you, the Yan King is still there, and her martial arts are even higher than the God of Death."
"What?" Lin Hao said in surprise: "Isn't her most powerful skill in disguise?"
Liang Shaoqiu snorted coldly: "You are really ignorant."
Lin Hao sighed: "Okay, I admit, maybe there is a bit of ignorance. I have only seen her change her face this way and that before, but I have never seen her take action. I didn't even know she knew martial arts! "
Liang Shaoqiu said: "If you know the truth and kneel down and kowtow to me now, I can consider giving you a whole corpse!"
Lin Hao looked at him in surprise, "Why did you steal my lines?"
Liang Shaoqiu was stunned for a moment, gritted his teeth and said: "If you continue to be obsessed with it, don't blame me. I will definitely use the most cruel and perverted method in the world to torture you until you die. "
Lin Hao said nothing, but took out another meat bun and continued eating.
In the evening, I only focused on cooking for Liang Shaoqiu and others, but I didn’t even eat!
When Liang Shaoqiu saw that he was indifferent, but the old god was acting again, he was so angry that he couldn't control it, and said gloomily: "Do you think I'm kidding?"
"Yeah!" Lin Hao nodded, "And it's not funny at all!"
"You, okay, if you want to destroy yourself, then I will help you!" Liang Shaoqiu nodded slowly, and then shouted loudly: "Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma..."
The shouting echoed in the room, and it sounded hollow and long.
Lin Hao still didn't stop him and continued to eat his buns.
After yelling for a long time, the door was not kicked open by Liang Wuyan, but there was no movement!
The entire small building was still dead silent!
What the hell is this, Liang Shaoqiu is a little confused!
When he just came out, Liang Wuyan was obviously still lying on the bed. She was not deaf. She had been shouting for so long, so she must have been woken up even if she fell asleep!
Seeing him stop, Lin Hao raised his hand and said, "What are you doing? Keep going, don't stop!"
Liang Shaoqiu's face began to turn pale, and then his body began to tremble, because he had realized that he was really like the one in the movie, and it was useless to scream!
Liang Wuyan was afraid that the Ni Bodhisattva had crossed the river and could not save herself, otherwise she would have appeared long ago.
Seeing that he had shut his mouth, Lin Hao asked, "Stop screaming?"
Liang Shaoqiu shook his head. Since shouting is useless, then why waste energy.
Lin Hao said: "Then let's chat for a while?"
Liang Shaoqiu nodded helplessly, although he didn't want to talk, he just wanted to escape from here quickly.
Lin Hao waved his hand and said: "Then you go out first, I will change my clothes, and then I will have a good chat with you!"
Liang Shaoqiu was overjoyed, and immediately rushed out without looking back. As soon as he came out of the corridor, he immediately rushed into Liang Wuyan's room. Apparently, he was holding on to a glimmer of hope. Liang Wuyan was just too sleepy and fell asleep, and was not captured!
After entering the room, he found that Liang Wuyan was indeed sleeping on the bed, and she was naked, half lying and half sitting, as if she was waiting for him to come back to sleep with her, but he couldn't wait to fall asleep.
Seeing her sleeping very comfortably, Liang Shaoqiu couldn't help but feel angry and paralyzed. The enemies are all in front of him. Do you still have the intention to sleep?
However, he still couldn't bear to say anything. Since going crazy, he has become very tolerant, like a Ninja Turtle. So now he just walked over and pushed her loose-skinned shoulder, "Zu
Grandma, wake up, wake up, we have fallen into Lin Hao's trap!"
Liang Wuyan called several times, but there was no response.
Finally, he even slapped her face several times, but Liang Wuyan still didn't react.
Only then did Liang Shaoqiu realize that this old witch had been tricked. Although he didn't know what trick she was hit with, he knew that if she didn't leave now, she would really be unable to leave, so he immediately rushed out of the door!
When I came to the living room, I found a person standing in front of the door. It was no one else, but the dark-faced and honest Aping.
Liang Shaoqiu ignored him and rushed forward intermittently, trying to squeeze past him.
But just as he arrived, Aping had already kicked him on the ground, hitting him in the abdomen, kicking him back a few steps and falling to the ground.
Such skill cannot be achieved by a fisherman.
At this time, Liang Shaoqiu understood again that this Aping was not a real fisherman, nor even Fan Ming's cousin, but Lin Hao's subordinate, an actor with powerful martial arts skills!
An old cousin who doesn't want to be an actor is not a good bodyguard. This Ah Ping was selected with great difficulty from Zuo You's general staff.
The reason why Lin Hao fell in love with him was not because of how powerful he was, but because he was dark enough and looked honest enough, which fit the role perfectly.
Aping looked at Liang Shaoqiu, who was covering his stomach with both hands and glaring at him with pain and resentment. Although his face was expressionless, his eyes seemed to be apologetic, but he was still standing at the door, "Mr. Liang, the second young master still wants to talk to you."
Chat, please don’t make it difficult for me!”
Liang Shaoqiu pointed at him and cursed angrily: "You bastard! How dare he lie to me!"
A Ping shook his head, "I am from the Lin family, so naturally I can only listen to the second young master."