It’s not scary to be misunderstood. What’s scary is that after explaining, they still think you are making up a story! - Excerpted from a lifetime of nonsense quotes.
Miao Niang's loud shouting was like a landslide, and it was almost silent at the end.
She was not blind and had already seen what the two people in the attic room looked like.
Lin Hao and Xu Yixi's clothes were well worn, and their bodies were not entangled. Lin Hao just held Xu Yixi's feet in his hands and massaged them.
Miao Niang realized that she had misunderstood the two of them, and she blushed on the spot.
Lin Hao and Xu Yixi secretly rejoiced. If she had come a few seconds earlier, what they would have seen would not be such a pure scene.
For a while, the three of them had their own thoughts and were relatively silent.
After a long time, Miao Niang finally reacted and opened her mouth awkwardly: "Uh, um, what are you doing?"
This time, the tone has become much gentler. It is no longer a question, but just a question.
Xu Yixi felt a little guilty and explained first: "My foot accidentally sprained, and Lin Hao is giving me a massage."
"Oh!" Miao Niang looked as if she was stunned, and then she approached her with concern and asked, "Is the sprain very serious?"
Lin Hao glanced at Miao Niang and said nothing, but said in his heart: Miao Niang, do you dare to be more fake?
Xu Yixi said firmly: "It's not serious, it will be fine soon."
Hearing her say this, Lin Hao continued to massage, but as soon as his hand moved, Xu Yixi couldn't help but gasp, and opened her mouth, but she held back and didn't scream.
Her voice is very seductive, most men can't stand it, and Lin Hao is no exception.
He knew very well that the reason why she stopped shouting was because Miao Niang had arrived, so he took advantage of this moment to speed up the massage gestures.
Xu Yixi was in great pain, but she was embarrassed to scream in front of Miao Niang, so she could only bite her lip and endure it. After a while, her forehead was covered with sweat, as if she had been touched by Lin Hao.
After a few minutes, Xu Yixi began to feel that her ankle was getting warm. She didn't know whether it was due to numbness or other reasons. The pain became lighter and lighter. In the end, not only was it no longer painful, but it was very comfortable.
And the urge to scream came up again.
But at this time, Lin Hao had already let go of her feet and said with a sigh of relief: "Okay, try walking!"
Xu Yixi felt a sense of loss, but she still tried to stand up, and then took a step forward. After walking back and forth for a few steps, she was pleasantly surprised to find that nothing happened to her feet that originally stung as soon as she landed on the ground. She was extremely happy.
He said: "It doesn't hurt at all. Lin Hao, you are so amazing!"
Lin Hao smiled, "It's just pediatrics."
Xu Yixi said: "Lin Hao, thank you!"
Lin Hao shook his head and said: "What's the relationship between the two of us? Do you still want to say such polite words?"
Xu Yixi smiled and said: "It's not polite, it's the most basic courtesy!"
Miao Niang, who was always watching eagerly from the side, frowned when she heard this. What is the relationship between you two?
Lin Hao finally glanced at Miao Niang at this time, "What are you doing here?"
Miao Niang said: "I... take a bath!"
Lin Hao was speechless after hearing this. You didn't wash when it was your turn to wash, which made me make such a big mistake. So he said angrily: "It's already dark, why are you still washing? It's not safe. Go home."
Wash it again!”
Miao Niang nodded obediently and said, "Oh, okay!"
After the three of them returned home, Lin Peiru and Sister Zi had already prepared the meal and were about to ask them to serve it!
Sister Zi's cooking skills are obviously much better than Lin Peiru's, and she doesn't find it too troublesome. She cooks many types of dishes but not many portions.
A large Eight Immortals table was set with nine dishes and one soup.
Brick fish and shredded carrot egg soup, cured meat platter, white-cut chicken with scallion oil, Hakka red braised pork, steamed pork belly with dried bamboo shoots, salted fish and eggplant stew, three cups of five-spice duck, Dongjiang stuffed tofu, cold cucumber, soup dishes
Heart.
Seeing this table of food, Lin Hao's mouth watered. He hurriedly urged everyone to start, and then began to sweep away the food.
After one meal, all nine dishes and one soup were on the plate!
While Sister Zi was clearing away the dishes, she asked several people: "Second Young Master, Miss Xu, Butler Lin, and Empress Miao, what dishes do you want to eat tomorrow? I can prepare it in advance."
Miao Niang waved her hands at her and said, "Azi, you still don't want to cook tomorrow?"
"Ah?" Sister Zi's face changed, and she asked quickly: "Miao Miao, is the food I cooked terrible?"
Miao Niang said: "No, on the contrary, the food you cook is so delicious, and you cook so much, it makes me want to eat more, and I want to eat again and again. I'm afraid that if I continue to eat like this, I will become fat.
Ball!"
When everyone heard this, they all laughed.
Sister Zi said: "I saw that the second young master and Miss Xu had been diving for a whole day and exercised so much, so they cooked more dishes. I will cook less tomorrow!"
Lin Hao quickly shook his head and said: "No, I will still need so much tomorrow. I must be fed, otherwise I will not have the strength to work!"
Sister Zi looked at him and then at Miao Niang, obviously a little embarrassed.
Miao Niang could only point at Lin Hao and said to Sister Zi: "Which one of his is bigger? Just listen to him."
Several women: "..."
By the time dinner was over, it was already after eight o'clock and almost nine o'clock.
Miao Niang, who was used to going to bed early and getting up late, took a bath and then went to sleep on her own.
As soon as she disappeared, the atmosphere became lighter.
Xu Yixi also went to bed early and got up early in the army, but after coming here, she changed her habit and went to bed late and got up early. She had just eaten and was not sleepy at all.
Coincidentally, Lin Hao also didn't want to sleep, so he asked Sister Zi to set up a small table and chairs in front of the house, and several people sat around drinking tea and chatting.
Lin Hao asked Lin Peiru: "Sister Ru, how many jars did we catch today?"
Lin Peiru said: "I counted, there are one hundred and sixteen."
Xu Yixi said worriedly: "If we haven't moved those jars back, will they be stolen?"
Lin Hao shook his head and said: "Don't worry, this place is surrounded by mountains and cliffs, so ordinary people can't enter."
Lin Peiru also nodded and said: "Yes, Madam Miao has set up a lot of restrictions here. If outsiders break in, they will definitely not be able to eat."
Xu Yixi asked: "What kind of restriction? Why didn't I see it?"
Lin Hao shook his head and said, "It's better that you don't know about her evil spells."
When Xu Yixi heard this, she had no choice but to stop asking.
After the three of them chatted for a while, Lin Peiru went to take a shower and go to bed.
Only Lin Hao and Xu Yixi were left in front of the house, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward, because both of them recalled the scene that happened in the evening.
Lin Hao said: "Sister Xi, it's been a tiring day today, why don't we go to bed too!"
Xu Yixi asked with a surprised look, "You want to sleep with me?"
"No, it's not!" Lin Hao shook his head quickly and said, "I mean we all go to bed, you sleep in yours and I sleep in mine!"
Xu Yixi laughed, "Why are you so serious? I'm just teasing you!"
Lin Hao breathed a sigh of relief, and was somewhat surprised, because he didn't expect Xu Yixi to make such a joke.
Xu Yixi said: "It's rare for us to stay together. Please chat with me for a while!"
Lin Hao said: "Okay!"
After finishing the sentence, the two of them were silent again, as if they had a thousand words to say and didn't know where to start.
After a long while, Lin Hao said: "Sister Xi, I was by the river in the evening..."
Xu Yixi hurriedly interrupted him and said: "This matter has passed and cannot be mentioned again!"
Lin Hao said: "But..."
Xu Yixi said: "Can't you save some face for me?"
Lin Hao could only sigh: "Okay!"
Xu Yixi thought for a while and then asked: "But then again, who did you think I was at that time?"
Lin Hao said: "This..."
Xu Yixi said: "Steward Lin? Or Miao Niang? Or Sister Zi?"
Lin Hao asked weakly: "Is it okay if I don't tell you?"
Xu Yixi said: "Do you want me to forgive you?"
Lin Hao said: "Think!"
Xu Yixi said: "Then just say it!"
Lin Hao had no choice but to bite the bullet and said: "Miao Niang!"
Xu Yixi was stunned for a moment, "You guys, what is going on?"
Lin Hao smiled bitterly and said: "This matter is a bit long to talk about."
Xu Yixi said: "It doesn't matter, I have time now."
Lin Hao had no choice but to briefly explain how he and Miao Niang were entangled.
After hearing this, Xu Yixi found it hard to believe, "Is everything you said true?"
Lin Hao said: "Pearls are not even that real!"
Xu Yixi said: "Is the Imperial Scripture you practice really so magical?"
Lin Hao looked around and found a pebble as big as an egg on the ground, so he picked it up and put it in his palms. After a moment of luck, when he released his hand, the stone had turned into a pile of powder.
Xu Yixi was dumbfounded and hurriedly found a pebble of about the same size. She followed his example and started rubbing it between her palms. However, after rubbing for a long time, the pebble was still a pebble, with no change at all.
After a long time, she threw away the stone, and then said quietly: "So, you should be more than just Miao Niang, right?"
Lin Hao nodded and said: "There are already several."
Xu Yixi asked with a wry smile: "Is it all because of the Emperor's Sutra that they had a relationship?"
Lin Hao said: "Absolutely!"
Xu Yixi asked: "When did you know me before?"
Lin Hao thought about it, shook his head and said, "At that time, there was no one."
Xu Yixi said: "It seems it's too late to start!"
Lin Hao asked: "What?"
Xu Yixi shook her head and said: "It's nothing. I said the Emperor's Scripture turned you into a scumbag."
Lin Hao smiled bitterly, "That's not true!"
Xu Yixi added: "But this is good. You can live forever. If you die, let alone a scumbag, you won't be able to be a man of any kind."
Lin Hao said with deep approval: "Yes, the most precious thing is that a person can be alive."
Xu Yixi said: "Lin Hao, can I ask you a question?"
Lin Hao said: "You have asked a lot!"
Xu Yixi said: "The last one!"
Lin Hao said: "Okay, you ask!"
Xu Yixi said: "If my life is in danger, will you save me?"
Lin Hao said: "Of course!"
Xu Yixi said with some difficulty: "I mean, use the Emperor's Scripture you practiced to save me."
Lin Hao thought for a while and said: "If there is no other way, I will."
Xu Yixi breathed a sigh of relief, stood up and said, "Okay, let's go to bed together."