When Lin Hao passed the stone arch bridge, he was very surprised to see Lin Shitian. He was standing on the grass by the river, with an easel in front of him, holding colorful ink in one hand and a brush in the other, painting facing the sky.
What the hell are you going to draw in this kind of weather?
These artists are really confusing. Lin Hao shook his head and walked over. When he got behind him, he slapped him on the shoulder and shouted: "Brother Shi Tian!"
Lin Shitian, who was concentrating on it, was so scared that he shivered all over. He didn't know whether he peed or not, but he dropped the paintbrush in his hand!
After coming back to his senses, Lin Shi was so angry that he cursed: "I said you are already a grown man, why are you so startled? Don't you know that scaring people can scare them to death? If I were scared out of my mind by you, I would be scared.
what to do?"
"Brother Shi Tian, you are such a big man, you are not easily scared. Even if you are really frightened to the point of impotence or premature ejaculation, I can still cure it for you!" Lin Hao responded with a playful smile and cocked his head.
Looking at the painting he painted, I was stunned for a moment, "This..."
The content of the painting is quite abstract. The background of the painting is indeed the sky at this time. The wind is blowing low and the grass is low, and the dark clouds are overhead. However, a brightly colored bathing pool appears in the mid-air, and five women are playing in the bathing pool.
The water has fair skin, slender waist and long legs, and the undulating curves of the mountains are unobstructed. There is a graceful and graceful woman walking into the water beside the bath. The floating clouds are just touching the key parts. She is extremely sexy and looming in her body.
Behind there is a woman in palace clothes taking off her clothes...
The whole painting style has a strong mysterious and classical color, which is dream-like and so beautiful that people can't tell whether it is a mirage in reality or an illusory mythical world.
What must be said is that Lin Shitian's reputation as an artist is by no means in vain. Not to mention his painting skills, his imagination alone is not comparable to ordinary people. At least Lin Hao couldn't think of it and stared at it for half a day.
After the sound, he said: "Brother Shi Tian, your painting should be sold for more than 10 million, right?"
This time, it was Lin Shitian's turn and he couldn't react, "Huh?"
Lin Hao crossed his fingers and said, "Before, if you painted one woman, it would cost more than two million. Now, if you paint seven women, it would cost more than ten million."
Lin Shitian was defeated and said dejectedly: "Forget it, I can't communicate with people like you."
Lin Hao said: "Did I make a mistake in my calculation? Twenty-seven is not one-fourteen?"
Lin Shitian gave him a loveless look, and muttered while packing his things: "Lin Hao, sometimes I really don't understand you. When you are wearing a white coat, you are more of a doctor than a doctor, but when you take off that skin, you are more of a child.
Still like a child!”
Lin Hao chuckled and asked, "Brother Shi Tian, are you praising me?"
Lin Shitian couldn't laugh or cry, he raised his hands and said: "Do I praise you? I also beat you!"
When the two of them walked back to the village road from the river, Lin Shitian saw that Lin Hao was still following him, and couldn't help but question: "Are you here specifically for me?"
Lin Hao said: "Of course!"
Lin Shitian smiled and said: "That's right, I'm here specifically to wait for you!"
Lin Hao said: "What are you waiting for me to do?"
Lin Shitian said: "Tell me what you want to do with me first?"
Lin Hao pointed to the people behind who were carrying sacrifices to sweep the tomb and said: "Everyone else is sweeping the tomb, why don't we make any movement?"
Lin Shitian asked noncommittally: "What news do you want?"
Lin Hao said: "Let's follow suit anyway!"
Lin Shitian looked at him with a strange look, and then said: "In order to create such a scene where you don't wait for food or drink, I might as well paint one more picture, and you might as well go back and see a few more patients!"
Lin Hao shook his head and said: "Brother Shi Tian, it's wrong for you to think like this. If your descendants treat you like this a hundred years later, what will you think?"
"When a person dies, it's like a lamp goes out, so what's the point of thinking!" Lin Shitian said in a nonchalant manner, and then added angrily: "As others said, after I die, I won't care about the flood!"
Lin Hao said angrily: "Brother Shi Tian, why are you like this!"
A smile appeared on Lin Shitian's face, "Is this urgent?"
Lin Hao said: "Can I not be anxious? Their surnames are Yan, Fan, and Wu. They all kill chickens and sheep to sweep the tombs, but what about our surnamed Lin? No one even goes to the ancestral hall to place incense. This
Is that true?"
Lin Shitian said with an undiminished smile: "I didn't expect that your boy has quite a sense of family!"
Lin Hao said: "If I didn't have this awareness, I wouldn't have ignored you at the beginning!"
Lin Shitian finally put away his playful smile and said seriously: "Okay, let's stop making trouble, let me tell you something serious. In the past, I really didn't pay attention to these things at all. I even thought it was superstitious and hated this kind of ritual.
Something that changes.”
Lin Hao shook his head and said: "No, Brother Shi Tian, you are wrong to think this way. Worshiping ancestors and sweeping graves is a sign of family harmony, and the performance of filial piety and repaying kindness is a custom and has nothing to do with superstition. This matter
, just like I traveled thousands of miles to come back to find my relatives, it is a feeling of never forgetting my homeland and my relatives..."
Lin Shitian interrupted him and said: "Don't worry, just listen to what I have to say! I just said it, that was what I thought before. In the past, I was proud of my talents and had extreme thoughts. I always felt that my
Success is achieved through personal efforts and has nothing to do with others. Others just summed up all my efforts as "genius". But later, after going through the ups and downs, I realized that in fact, others
You have done a lot for me, but I have never noticed it. If nothing else, let’s just say that before you performed the operation on me, if it hadn’t been for the help from the people in the village, my family would have been broken up. Maybe now, your sister-in-law is here
Being slept with by others, your nephew is being beaten by others."
After hearing what happened, Lin Hao sweated profusely, but when he thought about it more deeply, he felt that what he said was not impossible, because if he continued to be so decadent, Su Qingshi would have been disappointed with him and might have divorced him.
Divorce and then remarry someone else.
Lin Shitian continued: "Last year during the tomb-sweeping season, I saw how busy other people's homes were, and I wanted to clean it up. Although we don't have a cemetery, our ancestral hall is still there."
Lin Hao hurriedly asked: "What's the result?"
"The result..." Lin Shitian smiled bitterly: "The result was of course of no use. At that time, I was in extreme despair. I was neither a human nor a ghost. How could I have the mind to do this? I had the mind but no energy.
, I have the energy but I don’t have the ability! You have to know that everything you do now requires money.”
Lin Hao said: "What about this year?"
Lin Shitian suddenly laughed, "I originally had some ideas this year, but now that you are back, this sacred and glorious task will naturally be handed over to you. The reason why I ran out early in the morning to paint by the river
, isn’t it just waiting for you!”
Lin Hao sweated, "Why don't you come to me directly?"
Lin Shitian smiled and said: "I just want to see if our Lin family has the same thoughts, whether you are anxious or I am anxious!"
Lin Hao sweated again. The artist's thoughts were indeed beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.
Lin Shitian said: "Okay, now tell me your plan!"
Lin Hao said: "Mine?"
Lin Shitian nodded and said: "Yes, it's yours."
Lin Hao said: "Of course I want to pay homage properly. The best thing is to gather all the Lin clan members to worship together and renovate the ancestral hall by the way! The four surnames in Shikeng Village are tied together. Let's not say that it will be more prosperous than the three surnames.
It’s lively, but at least it can’t be as silent as it is now!”
"That's great. As expected of us, you are from the Lin family. You want to come with me!" Lin Shitian patted him hard on the shoulder, "Be bold and go for it. I support you mentally and physically!"
At this moment, a sinister voice rang out, "Forget it, it's already this time, and you are just talking nonsense here. Isn't it embarrassing?"
The two looked back and found that a group of people carrying sacrifices to sweep the tomb had stopped to rest at some point. Among these people, the most familiar one was undoubtedly Fan Tong, who was sweating profusely while carrying the pig's head. However,
The person who spoke was not him, but his wife Liu Sisi who was standing beside him, fanning him with her hands.
Hearing her sarcasm and remembering what happened yesterday, Lin Hao frowned and asked: "What did you say?"
As soon as he responded, Liu Sisi got excited. She stepped forward to meet him, puffed out her plump breasts, put her hands on her hips and said, "Did I tell you wrong? If you really want to worship your ancestors, you should start preparations the next night.
Look at you, you are still talking here with empty hands, don’t you think it’s funny, I feel embarrassed for you!”
Lin Shitian was also angry, "You..."
Liu Sisi said: "What am I? The Lin family is full of losers like you. No wonder one generation is worse than the next, no wonder there are fewer and fewer people. After a while at the village meeting, I think we can propose that you surnamed Lin be removed from the list, so as not to
They are occupying quotas in the village and wasting resources."
People compete for a breath, and Buddhas compete for a stick of incense. At this time, Lin Hao was completely annoyed, "Liu Sisi, you'd better open your eyes in a while and see how our Lin family worships our ancestors."
Liu Sisi looked at him disdainfully, "Lin, I admit that you do have some skills in treating diseases, but when it comes to other things, you'd better save your time and don't show off in front of me.
Damn it! You want money but you don’t have money, you want people but no one, no matter how hard you work, can you still be more prosperous than our Fan family? Better than their Yan family!"
Lin Hao sneered: "What if I can?"
"What if you can't?" Liu Sisi asked back, and then said coldly: "If you can't, kneel down and kowtow to me in front of the whole village, old and young, and call me aunt three times. From now on, our Fan family will
No matter who it is, no matter when it is, as long as there is a headache or fever, he must be there at any time, and it must be completely free of charge!"
Lin Hao asked: "What if I can?"
Liu Sisi turned to the tribesman named Fan and said, "So many of you are here to testify for me..."
When Fan Tong saw that an ordinary quarrel had escalated into a bet, and the bet was so big, he felt a little scared. He tugged at the corner of Liu Sisi's clothes and said, "Daughter-in-law, wife, don't..."
Liu Sisi shouted coldly: "Shut up, it's none of your business!"
When Fan Tong was drunk by her, he immediately fainted. Apparently, the strict control of his wife had reached a point where he could not be cured.
When Liu Sisi saw that he was silent, she continued to point at Lin Hao and said to everyone: "If their surnamed Lin holds a more grand, grand and lively ceremony than our surnamed Fan and their surnamed Yan, I, Liu Sisi, will do whatever it takes."
It's up to him, Lin Hao, to do whatever he asks me to do. If I break my promise, there will be a thunderbolt from heaven!"
As soon as this statement came out, everyone in the Fan clan shouted excitedly!
"Okay, enough of a girl!"
"A tomboy! Absolutely a tomboy!"
"Fan Tong, your wife is so sharp!"
"Yes, I'm too strong on you!"
"How do you say that? It's a bunker!"
"..."
Amidst the chaos, Liu Sisi took another step forward, her plump and pretty breasts were facing Lin Hao, and she asked with her t-shirt: "My surname is Lin, do you dare to bet?"
Just as Lin Hao was about to respond, Lin Shitian hurriedly shouted: "Wait a minute!"
Liu Sisi said deliberately: "Lin Shitian, you don't dare to let him gamble, are you afraid of embarrassment? Haha, it's okay, anyway, your Lin family's face has been almost humiliated by you, so let him do the rest!
"
Lin Shitian suddenly felt a little hateful at this time. He hated that he was a man, because men couldn't hit women, otherwise he would have slapped her. After suppressing his anger, he asked: "Liu Sisi, what did you say about Lin Shitian just now?"
If Hao wins, you will do whatever he asks you to do, right?"
Liu Sisi said: "Not bad!"
Lin Shitian said: "If he wants you to kneel down and lick him, will you do it?"
Everyone: "..."
I'm going for it!
As a talented painter, do you dare to be more shameless in your words?
Fan Tong was very coward, but no matter how coward she was, she was still Liu Sisi's husband. He was so angry that he jumped up from the ground. He pointed at Lin Shitian with trembling fat and said: "You bastard, what did you say..."
Liu Sisi is no longer a little girl who has not been involved in worldly affairs. She naturally knows what Lin Shitian said. Although her character is acrimonious and unruly, she is still a woman after all. She was immediately blushing at Lin Shitian's words.
, but in the end she still dragged her husband behind and said with great strength: "As long as he can win, let alone kneeling and licking, I, Liu Sisi, can do whatever he wants!"
Everyone: "..."
"This is what you said!" Lin Hao stared at her closely and said word by word: "I! Bet!"
"Okay!" Liu Sisi smiled, like a vixen who succeeded in her conspiracy. She raised her wrist and looked at her expensive watch and said: "It's ten minutes to nine o'clock and it's until twelve o'clock. Everyone has their own eyes to see what you do.
Yes, it’s a matter of knowing who wins and who loses at a glance!”