Chapter four hundred and fifty-four small punishments
After Lin Hao was picked up by Duan Lintao, he did not get angry, but looked at him calmly.
Seeing that there seemed to be mockery in his eyes, he was so angry that he immediately raised his fist to hit Lin Hao on the head.
"Duan Lintao!" Han Xue immediately shouted angrily: "How dare you!"
Hearing Han Xue's voice, Duan Lintao's fist raised in the air froze, and finally he could only let go of Lin Hao angrily, and then started scratching on his body.
The fat brother hurriedly came forward and asked: "Xiao Duan, what happened? Why are you so angry?"
Duan Lintao pointed at his face and said with his hand: "Fat brother, look, look what this kid did to me?"
The fat man took a closer look and was immediately shocked because his whole body was covered with red, swollen, densely packed, tiny rashes as if he had leprosy!
It looks quite scary. If you are a person with trypophobia, you will definitely faint from fear immediately.
When Duan Lintao first left the private restaurant, he was still very proud because he gave Lin Hao, a newcomer, a hard blow when he came. He couldn't help but think of exposing his breasts and having a wedding banquet with Boss Han.
Snickering!
Not long after he smiled, he felt something was wrong. His face, hands, feet, and body all began to itch inexplicably. Then he couldn't help but reach out and scratch, but it was better not to scratch. The more he scratched, the more itchy he became.
The more it itches, the more you scratch!
In the end, it was so itchy that I couldn't even drive the car. I had to park on the side of the road and scratched my body like a monkey. However, no matter how I scratched, the itching couldn't be relieved. In the end, I struggled to rummage through the boxes and finally found it.
I found a bottle of white flower oil in the car and started smearing it on my body without hesitation!
After applying most of the bottle of white flower oil, the itching finally stopped.
Duan Lintao thought that he was allergic to pollen or something like that when he went to a private restaurant, which would cause an allergy and would be cured soon, so he didn't think much about it, started the car and continued driving forward.
However, after driving less than two kilometers, the strange and unbearable itching broke out on my body, and at the same time, densely packed tiny rashes appeared.
At this time, he finally felt that something was wrong. After thinking about it for a moment, he firmly believed that this was Lin Hao's doing, so he immediately turned the car around and rushed back to the private restaurant.
After seeing his condition clearly, not only Fat Brother, but also Zeng Fan and others were frightened and stayed away from him, as if he really had leprosy and it was contagious.
Looking at Lin Hao who had sat down again at some point and was slowly drinking chicken soup, Duan Lintao felt angry again and immediately wanted to pounce on him again.
But seeing Han Xue lying there, he didn't dare to make a mistake, so he could only scratch up and down.
Upon seeing this, Fat Brother asked: "Lin Hao, are these things on Xiao Duan really done by you?"
Lin Hao admitted happily: "Yes!"
"Boss!" Duan Lintao immediately jumped up like a monkey and said: "Did you hear it? Did you hear it? He admitted it! He admitted it! He was the one who plotted against me!"
"Shut up!" Han Xue cursed, and then asked Lin Hao: "Lin Hao, why did you do this?"
After Lin Hao drank the last mouthful of chicken soup, he pointed to the messy clothes on his chest and said: "It's nothing! It's my first day officially entering the house, and Senior Brother Duan gave me such a special gift. The so-called coming and coming
I'm not trying to be disrespectful, I'm a very polite person, so I gave him a gift in return, just to show my sincerity."
Han Xue couldn't help but smile bitterly when she heard this. Just now she had praised him for being mature and steady! It turns out that he is also a master who is unwilling to suffer losses!
Duan Lintao saw that he was still trying to ridicule himself at this time, and he was speaking plausibly, so he couldn't bear it anymore and rushed towards him with a roar.
Just when his fist was about to be raised, Lin Hao said: "Senior Brother Duan, please think clearly. This gift of mine is not simple. If I don't take it back, you will soon scratch yourself to death."
The meat is rotten and will last for more than half a month."
Duan Lintao froze immediately after hearing this. His clenched fist could not be smashed down. In the end, he could only scratch and scratch wildly again, but his eyes stared at him with incomparable resentment.
Lin Hao said in a gentle tone: "Senior Brother Duan, this is the first time we met, and you don't know much about me. But Zeng Fan has been with me for a long time. He should know what kind of person I am? What do others think of me?
Okay, I will be a hundred times nicer to him than to me. If someone is mean to him, I will be a thousand times mean to him. And I have at least 10,000 ways to punish others!"
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but shudder, because although his voice was plain, it felt like a chill in their ears.
Sun Yilei, who had always been silent, suddenly opened her mouth at this time and gloated: "It's better this time, evil people will be punished by evil people. Finally, you, old Duan, you monster, have someone to take care of you."
Duan Lintao was so angry that he bared his teeth for a while, but at this juncture, he was so itchy that he didn't even bother to settle the score with her. He could only say to Lin Hao: "My surname is Lin, what do you want?"
Lin Hao did not answer, but took out a small bottle from his pocket, poured out a small pill and handed it to him.
Duan Lintao said warily: "What is this?"
Lin Hao said: "It will stop itching after eating it!"
Duan Lintao looked at the small pill in his hand, but he was a little hesitant. What if it was a more powerful poison?
Lin Hao ignored him and said to others: "Eat, this is my welcome feast. If you don't eat, it will be cold!"
Everyone had no choice but to sit down and prepare to eat.
Duan Lintao couldn't stand the itching anymore, so he finally gritted his teeth, stuffed the small pill in his hand into his mouth, and swallowed it.
A strange thing happened. In less than ten seconds, he felt that his body was no longer itchy, and those terrible rashes began to slowly fade away.
When all the abnormal conditions on his body completely disappeared, he remembered the uncomfortable feeling just now and became angry again. He raised a hand knife and was about to strike at Lin Hao, who had his back turned to him, to relieve the hatred in his heart.
Lin Hao didn't look back, but as if there were eyes on his back, he suddenly shouted: "Senior Brother Duan!"
Duan Lintao's new student was stuck in the air, "What are you doing?"
Lin Hao said: "Let's have dinner together!"
Duan Lintao: "..."
Lin Hao said: "Otherwise I will give you a gift again soon!"
Duan Lintao: "..."
Han Xue looked at his complicated and weird expression, and felt very happy in her heart. Sun Yilei was right, this monster finally met the person who accepted him!
"Okay, okay! We've fought, we've made a fuss, it's time to calm down, come over and eat." Han Xue tried to smooth things over and added: "This is an order!"
Duan Lintao originally refused to give up, but he was afraid that this guy would try another dirty trick, so he could only sit down along the slope, but he did not dare to sit next to Lin Hao, but sat opposite him.
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The reception banquet is the real beginning.
Just when he picked up the chopsticks, Duan Lintao couldn't help but ask: "When did you do this to me? After I entered the box, I didn't touch anything at all!"
Lin Hao pointed to the clothes on his chest and said, "When you slashed me, I entered the box and walked past you!"
Duan Lintao said: "But how did you do it?"
Lin Hao chuckled lightly, didn't take the problem, grabbed the chicken legs and started to bite them.
If a magician tells you how to perform a magic trick, will he still have food to eat in the future?
After dinner, Duan Lintao left immediately, followed by Han Xue and Fat Brother.
Sun Yilei saw that Lin Hao and Zeng Fan had no intention of leaving for a while, so she collected the leftovers, served them tea sets, and then went down.
Zeng Fan looked at Lin Hao who was cleaning the tea set and asked curiously: "What's going on between you and Lao Duan?"
Lin Hao told him the conflict that just happened.
Zeng Fan nodded after listening, and then said slowly: "Lao Duan has a pretty good family background, and he is also a top student at the Public Security University. He is originally proud and arrogant. In this liaison office, except for the words of the boss,
, he can only listen to a sentence or two, but he doesn’t take anyone else seriously, so he will naturally suppress newcomers like you who come from an unruly way."
Lin Hao didn't speak, just made tea silently.
Zeng Fan couldn't help but laugh again when he thought of the scene just now, "But judging from tonight's situation, it's obvious that he can't suppress you. On the contrary, he might be eaten to death by you!"
Lin Hao shook his head, "Since we have become colleagues, I don't want to look up or down, so I don't want to get too stiff with him!"
Zeng Fan nodded and said: "Indeed, getting stuck with him will not be good for your future work. But don't expect him to be a good friend like you! Not everyone is as easy to talk to as me!"
Lin Hao rolled his eyes at him, "Are you easy to talk to? Are you and I good?"
Zeng Fan chuckled and said: "Which one of us brothers is following which one?"
Lin Hao pretended to be defeated by his shamelessness and sighed, then asked seriously: "Is our liaison office the boss's decision?"
Zeng Fan shook his head, "There is a mysterious big boss up there."
Lin Hao asked: "Have you seen it?"
Zeng Fan shook his head again and said: "No, I haven't been here for a long time. It's only been a year, and the training alone lasted nine months. He Xinxin's mission is the first mission I received!"
Lin Hao said in astonishment: "The training takes nine months?"
Zeng Fan said: "Nine months is still a short period of time. Some people need to train for three years!"
Lin Hao complained bitterly: "The boss said that I also need to train!"
Zeng Fan said with a sympathetic face: "Then you are prepared to endure hardship. Don't look at the way the boss is easy to talk to now, but he is not like a human being in training."
Lin Hao said: "The boss personally serves as the instructor?"
Zeng Fan nodded and asked, "Do you know why Lao Duan didn't dare to bluff in front of her?"
Lin Hao asked doubtfully: "Being trained?"
Zeng Fan snapped his fingers and said: "Bingo, you guessed it right, but I heard from others that his training was the shortest among everyone in the base. In three months, all assessments exceeded the standards!"
Lin Hao didn't want to inflate other people's ambitions and destroy his prestige, and he didn't like talking about Duan Lintao, so he changed the topic and asked: "What are the training items?"
Zeng Fan said: "There is no unified standard for this. The boss will teach students according to their aptitude. However, every agent must pass basic training before they can undergo special training."
Lin Hao said: "What kind of training is basic training?"
Zeng Fan said: "It's similar to the training of special forces. For example, do 300 push-ups in three minutes and throw grenades 500 times. Each time must be more than 50 meters. The completion speed of a 1,500-meter obstacle must not exceed five minutes."
Carrying 20 kilograms of weight, running 20 kilometers, and completing it within one hour..."
These were undoubtedly physical training items. Lin Hao was not interested in them at all, so he interrupted him and asked, "What about the others?"
Zeng Fan said: "Others are liberal arts, such as code application and deciphering, languages of various countries, various tactics, there are so many! I won't be able to explain them all in a while, but you will know by then!"
Lin Hao asked: "Are you sure these are just the basics?"
Zeng Fan said: "Yes, every field agent must go through it."
Lin Hao said: "What is the special training?"
Zeng Fan spread his hands and said: "I don't know about this, everyone is different!"
Lin Hao said: "What is yours?"
Zeng Fan shook his head and said: "Special training is confidential and cannot be disclosed to others!"
Lin Hao smiled bitterly and asked for a long time, but it was all in vain.