After a conversation that was too dirty for children, Yan Su came up and shook Lin Hao's arm again, "Black-faced God, let's find some shows, I'm so bored..."
Lin Hao said: "You really want to be molested?"
Yan Su rolled her eyes at him again and corrected: "I really want to go out and play!"
Lin Hao said: "Leng Yuehan said there are no human habitations within the five square kilometers around here. Where are you going to play?"
Yan Su was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Anyway, let's find something to do, I'm so bored!"
Lin Hao asked: "Are you really so free?"
Yan Su nodded hurriedly and said: "Yes, yes, I am so busy that my back aches and my legs are cramping. How about I give you a hundred yuan, and you give me..."
Lin Hao interrupted her and said, "Since you have so much free time, why don't you make a meal for yourself?"
Yan Su said in shock: "You have eaten so many snacks and you are still hungry?"
"So much?" Lin Haohan said, "It's just that little bit, and I have to share it with you. It's not enough to fill the gap between your teeth, okay?"
Yan Su thought for a while and simply agreed: "Okay, I will cook for you, and you will give me a massage after dinner!"
Lin Hao said: "Deal!"
Yan Su left happily!
Lin Hao also breathed a sigh of relief because of this. This girl was even more seductive than He Xinxin when she entangled people! His body had reacted several times when he was rubbed here and there by her just now!
Taking a look at his slightly bulging crotch, Lin Hao couldn't help but sigh. The bigger it gets, the less he can bear the stimulation!
After taking several deep breaths, I finally managed to drive away the dirty thoughts in my heart and began to slowly exercise my power!
The ancient temple hidden deep in the mountains was solemn and majestic, quiet and quiet. This environment made Lin Hao's restless heart gradually calm down.
Silence comes from the mind, tranquility comes from having no desires, tranquility starts from the heart, and forgetting oneself becomes tranquility.
When one truly quiets down, one's mind and senses are truly relaxed, thus becoming sharper and having the best relationship with everything that can be perceived. When practicing Qigong, you will naturally get twice the result with half the effort!
After completing the circle of Little Zhoutian, Lin Hao was gradually getting better. Just when he was about to continue practicing the Great Zhoutian, Yan Su's voice sounded outside, "Black-faced God, the meal is ready!"
As she spoke, the aroma of food entered Lin Hao's nose.
Lin Hao opened his eyes and saw Yan Su carrying an ancient square wooden tray. There were three plates of dishes and two bowls of white rice on the tray.
One plate is scrambled eggs with leeks, one plate is boiled cabbage heart in salt water, and another plate... Oh my god, the last plate is braised carp.
The leeks and cabbage sum are undoubtedly picked from the vegetable field!
They brought eggs when they first came here. I don’t know whether nuns in other places eat eggs. Anyway, Langu does, although she only eats egg whites and not yolks, so Leng Yuehan brought her more than 200 eggs.
egg.
But what about this carp? Where did it come from?
Lin Hao stared blankly at the plate of fragrant braised carp, and asked doubtfully: "Yan Su, where did the fish come from?"
Yan Su said calmly: "Isn't there a yard in front?"
Lin Hao nodded and said: "Yes!"
Yan Su asked again: "Isn't there a pond in the yard?"
Lin Hao said in a panic: "Yes!"
Yan Su said: "Aren't there fishes in the pond?"
Lin Hao started to panic, "Yes!"
Yan Su spread his hands and said, "I just fished it from the pond. It took me a long time to work!"
"Oh my god!" Lin Hao felt dizzy after hearing this and almost fell down on the spot. He shouted loudly: "How can you kill the fish there? That is a release pond!"
"Release animals?" Yan Su sneered, "I think it's more like killing animals!"
Lin Hao: "Huh?"
Yan Su said plausibly: "The pond is only so big in total, but there are so many fish. There is not enough space for movement, and there is not enough oxygen. All of them are floating, and there are two dead fish floating on the edge!"
Lin Hao asked blankly: "What then?"
Yan Sudao: "Then I picked them up and looked at them. They were dead not long ago! I checked them carefully again and found that they died of lack of oxygen."
Lin Haohan said: "You have become a forensic doctor?"
Yan Su snorted proudly, and the old god said: "And I am sure that this situation will not happen once or twice! Rather than letting them die in vain, it is better to let us eat them!"
Lin Hao: "..."
Yan Su continued: "Besides, I don't eat her fish in vain. I have injected those fish with hanging needles to bring them back to life!"
Lin Hao said in astonishment: "Diaphragm?"
Yan Su said: "Go and see for yourself!"
Lin Hao hurriedly walked to the front yard to take a look. After seeing the scene of the life-release pond clearly, he felt a little bit dumbfounded.
The hanging needle that Yan Su was talking about was not the kind of hanging needle that he understood at all. It was just a hanging needle. Several bamboos with opened bamboo joints were inserted horizontally into a slightly higher ditch next to it. The water flowed along the bamboo into the release pond.
in, thereby increasing the oxygenation of the water!
However, when viewed from a distance, several small white water columns look like tubes for intravenous dripping!
When she came back from the front yard, Yan Su had already arranged the bowls and chopsticks, pushed a bowl of rice to him and said, "Can you feel free to eat now?"
Lin Hao looked at the plate of braised carp that was full of color, flavor and flavor. He couldn't help but swallow his saliva, but he still said with some worry: "If Lan Gu knows about it, she might kill us!"
"Do you have to let her know?" Yan Su rolled her eyes at him and said, "After eating the fish, wiping the mouth clean, and burning the bones in the stove, destroying the body and removing all traces, how can she still know?
"
Lin Hao: "..."
Yan Su urged: "Eat quickly, wash the dishes first, and then give me a massage!"
Lin Haohan said: "Please correct me, it's massage, not massage!"
Yan Su said seriously: "Is it wrong to bully me for being uneducated?"
Lin Hao said: "Where are we?"
Yan Su said eloquently: "I checked the book and found that massage and massage have the same meaning. The first thing that existed was not massage, but massage. It existed in the Ming Dynasty. But at that time, it could only be
To treat a very small number of diseases, there are only two techniques: massage and massaging. Later, with the development of the times, the scope of massage treatment expanded, and the techniques began to become more diverse, and then massage came into being!"
Lin Hao said: "But..."
Yan Su interrupted him and said: "But with the development of the times, the difference between the two has become even greater. The word massage has become more and more dirty in people's understanding. At the beginning, it was just massaging naked people to maintain their health.
The focus is on health care, and you can start working after simple training. Later, some foot baths, leisure clubs, and even nightclubs also had massages, and you could start working without training at all. The health insurance key became the big guarantee key. I was right.
Bar?"
Lin Hao said: "It seems..."
Yan Su continued: "As for massage, because it is included in the textbooks of traditional Chinese medicine, massage therapy must be approved by the Health Bureau, and massage doctors also need to have academic qualifications and pass strict examinations to obtain qualifications, so it is becoming more and more popular."
Exactly. It’s because of this that the difference between the two becomes so clear and strong, right?”
Lin Hao was defeated, waved his hands in surrender, picked up the bowl and ate, but still insisted: "What I am doing for you is massage, not massage!"
Yan Su originally wanted to give him an ideological education class, but he was afraid that he would really offend him and end up in vain, so he endured it. Instead of saying anything, he took a large piece of fish.
Stuffed it into his bowl.
The two of them had a good meal. Lin Hao kept the agreement and cleared away the dishes, while Yan Su went to deal with the fish bones.
After everything is done, it’s time to start massaging!
Lin Hao was about to ask Yan Su to go back to the meditation room, but Yan Su dragged him into the bathroom next to the kitchen.
When I was confused, I saw that the bathroom was filled with mist, and the big wooden bucket was filled with hot water, and the steam was rising.
Lin Hao asked in confusion: "What is going on?"
Yan Sudao: "When I first came here, I was sweating all over when I climbed up the stone steps. I was sweating again when I was catching fish, and I was sweating again when I was cooking. Now I can no longer smell. Just give me a massage like this."
If so, aren't you afraid of being smoked to death?"
Lin Hao suddenly understood, and then deliberately teased her with a flat tone: "What does it matter? This is the original thing!"
Yan Su sweated furiously, "Black-faced God, do you dare to have a stronger taste?"
Lin Hao raised his head and puffed up his chest and said, "Why don't you dare? It was common for me not to take a shower for ten days and a half!"
Yan Su blurted out a curse: "I'm going to die!"
Lin Hao, however, was not ashamed of his joy, "Hey!"
"..." After Yan Su was speechless for a while, he couldn't help but asked in a low voice: "Do you really like this?"
Lin Hao asked: "How do you like it?"
Yan Su said weakly: "That's what you said...original sweat!"
Lin Hao: "Huh?"
Yan Su said a little embarrassedly: "If that's true, then I won't wash it!"
Lin Hao sweated. He was just joking. What man wouldn't like a clean, fragrant woman, but a smelly one? Of course, there are some, and perverts are another thing!
Is Lin Hao a pervert? The answer is obviously not, so he hesitated and said: "Since the water has been boiled, just wash it and don't waste it!"
Wouldn't you like it after you wash it off? Yan Su almost said this again, but after thinking about it, he endured it and just nodded.
When Lin Hao saw that she was about to take a bath, he was about to go out. Who knew that Yan Su held his hand and asked, "What are you doing?"
Yan Su said: "You also take a bath together!"
Lin Hao opened his eyes wide: "Ah!!??"
Yan Su said: "You also climbed the stone steps just now, and you were also carrying things. You sweated more than me!"
Lin Hao hurriedly waved his hand and said: "No, no need."
Yan Su said: "Do you like being smelly?"
"Does it smell bad?" Lin Hao raised his arm and sniffed, "I think this makes him smell more manly!"
Yan Su: "..."
Lin Hao said: "Okay, you can soak it slowly by yourself, I'll go out first..."
"No!" Yan Su pulled him and said, "You have to soak with me!"
Lin Hao smiled bitterly and said, "Why?"
Yan Su was so domineering that he said, "Because my aunt likes it!"
Lin Hao: "..."
Seeing that he was stunned, Yan Su had to add: "It is very hard to boil such a large bucket of water, and I only boiled such a bucket."
Lin Hao stammered: "Is...is this really good?"
Yan Su rolled her eyes at him again, "What's so good about this? The bucket is so big, it's more than enough for two people to soak in, and I even brought a swimsuit!"
Lin Hao: "Huh?"
Yan Su asked doubtfully: "Did you think I was naked and taking a bath with you?"
Lin Hao's heartbeat suddenly became frantic, and he didn't know how to respond!
Yan Su was extremely generous and said: "I don't care. The question is, do you have the courage?"
Lin Hao definitely has the courage. The question is, can he control himself?
It is easy for a man and a woman to face each other sincerely and misfire!
In order to avoid irreversible things happening, Lin Hao rationally made an excuse for himself, "But I didn't bring swimming trunks! You should take your time..."
Yan Su immediately reached into the environmental bag he was carrying, found something and handed it to him, "Here, here it is!"
Lin Hao took it and took a look, and was stunned immediately. The swimming trunks were men's, brand new, and the tags were not removed!
Yan Su explained calmly: "I heard that the Yulong Hot Spring in Huicheng is very famous. Cousin Han said that it's not far from here. I originally wanted to go to the hot spring with you, but I didn't expect that it would be such a remote place.
It’s a place where you can’t get out at all, but it doesn’t matter. Let’s just treat it like a hot spring bathing like this!”
Lin Hao: "This..."
Yan Su saw that he was a little bit reluctant to give up, so he deliberately said: "Black-faced God, don't tell me, you don't even dare to take a hot spring bath with me!"
"I don't dare?" Lin Hao was fooled and snorted: "Just soak, what's the big deal!"
Yan Su was overjoyed secretly, but remained calm on the surface, pretending to be calm and said: "It's done, my aunt will risk her life to accompany the gentleman for a while. You can change your clothes, I'll change my swimsuit too!"
Watching her leave, Lin Hao felt a little regretful. Taking a bath alone, even wearing swimming trunks, was not safe!
But now that he had said it, there was no reason to take it back. He could only take off his clothes and put on his swimming trunks. After testing the water temperature, he felt it was slightly hot, but in this winter, it was undoubtedly very suitable.
!
When his body was completely immersed in the wooden barrel, he was immediately surrounded by hot water pouring from all directions. The warmth made all the pores in his body open, and an extremely comfortable feeling instantly surged throughout his body, making him
It was so comfortable that I couldn’t help but moan!
Just as Lin Hao was enjoying himself freely, Yan Su's voice came from outside, "Black-faced God!"
Lin Hao stuck his head out to take a look, and his eyes suddenly froze...