Chapter five hundred and thirteenth not a good experience
Xu Yixi sent Lin Hao to the alleyway where Wu Ruolan's house was entered, then turned around and left.
Looking at the red Mercedes-Benz gradually disappearing in front of his eyes, Lin Hao felt a slight sense of loss in his heart.
After this farewell, when will we see this awesome and fun female major again?
After standing there for a while, Lin Hao gathered his mood and walked to Wu Ruolan's house.
Walking into the courtyard gate, I found that many people were waiting at home, including Yan Su, Wu Ruolan, Leng Yuehan, Liang Daniu, Wu Renyao, and even Wu Renyao's lover Xiaoxing Widow, Yan Dong, and Yan Bo were all inside.
Seeing that Lin Hao finally returned safely, everyone couldn't help but cheered and came forward to greet him.
After a while, Uncle Yan turned over the watch on his wrist and said to Wu Renyao: "Hey, Old Wu, it's thirty seconds to twelve o'clock. What do you think? It's time to fulfill your promise!"
Wu Renyao said indifferently: "Your watch seems to be running slowly. Mine is already past twelve o'clock!"
Uncle Yan snorted: "In front of your son, daughter, and your girlfriend, you don't want to default on the debt, do you?"
Wu Renyao said: "How can I not!"
Uncle Yan pointed at the crowd and said, "Then ask everyone if you lost!"
Wu Renyao looked at everyone and saw that they were nodding, especially Liang Daniu, who was nodding hard as if he wanted to break his neck.
Lin Hao asked Wu Ruolan in confusion, "Sister, what's going on?"
Wu Ruolan said: "Take a shower with me first."
Lin Hao had no choice but to follow her upstairs. After entering the bathroom, he found that there were two large buckets of boiled yellow grapefruit leaf water, and a smell similar to grapefruit peel permeated the bathroom.
"Huh?" Lin Hao asked, "Sister, how do you know how to cook this?"
Wu Ruolan said: "Cousin Han taught me this, saying this can remove bad luck."
Lin Hao smiled bitterly, "She just likes superstition. If this thing is really so effective, I won't have to enter the palace for the second time!"
Wu Ruolan said: "Some things, if you believe it, you have it, if you don't believe it, you don't have it!"
Lin Hao shook his head and said: "But I don't believe it! I don't want to wash this thing, it will smell all over me!"
"It took me two hours to boil these two barrels, and you said you won't wash them?" Wu Ruolan suddenly put her hands on her hips and said ferociously, "I don't care about you, I've cooked them anyway, you have to believe it or not.
Believe it or not, you have to wash it, and you have to wash it even if you don’t!"
Lin Hao curled his lips and compromised with some frustration: "Okay, okay, I'll just wash it! Don't get angry, the Chinese New Year will be here soon!"
Wu Ruolan hummed softly: "You know it's Chinese New Year and you don't want to worry about it? You know you're celebrating Chinese New Year and you're hooking up with others?"
Lin Hao felt extremely wronged, "When did I hook up with others?"
"Still saying no?" Wu Ruolan said angrily: "That female major, aren't you quite happy with her?"
Lin Hao felt even more aggrieved. Was it me who hooked up with her? She was obviously the one who hooked up with me first, okay? But when the words came to her lips, she changed her words and said: "Sister, she is helping me, okay? If it weren't for her, I would be at this age
He must have been in jail! And he has no other intentions, just to repay his kindness, so please stop being jealous, okay?"
Wu Ruolan's face turned red, "How can I be jealous!"
Lin Hao said: "You said no, I had a stinky face when I walked in, as if I had really cuckolded you..."
Wu Ruolan blushed even more when she heard this, "The more you talk, the more serious you become. I don't want to pay attention to you!"
After saying this, she left the bathroom.
Lin Hao found it a bit funny. Sister with beautiful legs finally realized that she was jealous. Does that mean that her liking for him has gradually changed to love?
After staying there for a while, it was time to close the door and take off clothes to take a shower. Who knew that before the door was closed, Wu Ruolan came in again, holding the clean clothes he wanted to change in one hand and a bottle in the other.
After putting the things away, she said: "What are you still doing here? Take off your clothes!"
Lin Hao nodded subconsciously and took off his clothes. However, after taking off his long sleeves, he found that Wu Ruolan was still standing in front of him and had no intention of going out. He was stunned for a moment and asked: "Sister,
You...are you going to take a shower with me?"
Wu Ruolan's face turned red again, and she said angrily to him, "You're the devil who wants to take a shower with you!"
Lin Hao said: "Then why don't you go out?"
Wu Ruolan picked up the bottle and said, "Cousin Han said that I must use this thing to give you a bath, otherwise it will be even worse in the future."
Lin Hao asked doubtfully: "What's in the bottle?"
Wu Ruolan said: "Incense ash, I went to your Lin family ancestral hall to get it."
Lin Hao was sweating so much. Leng Yuehan had a lot of things to do. When she was in Xiangjiang before, she asked her good sister to go to some Wong Tai Sin temple to get incense ashes to rub her body. What happened this time?
Wu Ruolan saw him standing there blankly. Although she felt embarrassed, she still urged: "Why are you standing there, take off your clothes quickly!"
Lin Hao whispered: "Sister, can I wash it myself?"
Wu Ruolan said: "No, Cousin Han said that this incense ash must be applied all over the body. How can you apply it yourself!"
Lin Hao said: "But, but..."
Wu Ruolan also knew that he was embarrassed. In fact, she was even more embarrassed, but what would she do if she didn't come? Was it in vain to gain advantage for other women? So she pretended to be fierce, raised two fingers and said: "Two choices, one,
Let my dad come and wash you. Of course, you can also call me Danniu!"
Lin Hao sweated furiously, "How can that be done!"
Wu Ruolan continued: "Two, I'll wash it for you!"
Lin Hao struggled for a while, and finally sighed: "Then it's better to be number two!"
Wu Ruolan had already guessed that this would be the result, and hummed: "I don't care anymore. What else can a grown man do to be pretentious?"
Lin Hao was speechless and could only take off his clothes silently.
But when he took off his last pair of four-leg pants, he hesitated again and whispered: "Sister, that's it, okay?"
I don't know why, seeing him so hesitant and entangled, Wu Ruolan had an evil thought in her heart that she wanted him to strip naked, but in the end she said rationally: "Well, that's it!"
If Lin Hao really wanted to take off her clothes, she probably wouldn't know how to deal with it. Although she was a nurse and had helped many patients disinfect and prepare their skin when she was an intern in the hospital. She had also seen more than one man's body.
However, she still felt embarrassed when facing Lin Hao.
After getting a low plastic stool for the half-naked Lin Hao to sit down, she wetted a towel with water and poured it on him. At the same time, she asked: "Is the water too hot?"
Lin Hao shook his head and said: "It's not hot, it's just right!"
Wu Ruolan stopped saying anything and poured water on his body one after another, making his whole body wet. Then he poured out the incense ash and smeared it on his body like a wall.
The incense ash turns black when wet and the smell is very strange, but Wu Ruolan's gesture was very gentle, as if he was afraid that if he used a little force, he would be hurt, which made him feel itchy, crispy, and extremely comfortable, and then...
Xiao Linhao woke up from his deep sleep!
Wu Ruolan originally didn't have any special thoughts. If he really did, it was because when he saw that his whole body was covered with old scars, he felt very distressed and didn't dare to exert force for this reason.
But when she finished covering her back and turned to the front, her eyes couldn't help but fall under him. Her face immediately turned red, her heart was pounding, and her gestures were no longer as steady as before.
, became lighter and heavier, which showed how unpeaceful her mind was. She said with a trembling voice: "Lin Hao, can't you think about other messy things?"
Lin Hao smiled bitterly, "I don't want to either, but... I can't control myself!"
Yes, Lin Hao also felt embarrassed and wanted to calm down, but the beautiful Wu Ruolan was right in front of her. Her thin dress was already wet in many places because it accidentally got wet, and it stuck to her body.
On her exquisite body, the snow-white skin is looming, doubling her sexiness and temptation.
Especially the hot breath from her mouth kept falling on Lin Hao, making him feel even more excited and unable to control himself!
Wu Ruolan originally wanted to scold him, but she realized that she was also thinking about some things in her heart, and she had no shame to reprimand him confidently, so she could only keep silent and continue to wall him off.
The ambiguous atmosphere, stronger than the smell of grapefruit leaf water, permeated the bathroom, emanating from the two of them and floating in every corner.
Lin Hao felt his breathing was disordered and his whole body was hot. If he continued like this, he was really afraid that he would lose control and pull Wu Ruolan onto him, or throw her to the ground.
In order to prevent himself from turning into a beast, he could only think of ways to distract himself. He said in a speechless voice: "Sister, what did Uncle Yan just say to our dad that there is a thirty-second difference?"
Wu Ruolan also felt uncomfortable, wishing that he would find some topic to lighten the atmosphere, and hurriedly followed his words and responded: "Uncle Yan made a bet with our father, saying that if you can come home before twelve o'clock, Uncle Yan will lose to us.
Dad, twenty thousand yuan. If you can't come home before twelve o'clock, our dad will have Liang Daniu kill five big fat pigs and then distribute them evenly to every household in Shikeng Village."
Lin Hao felt regretful after hearing this, "If I had known this, I would have stayed outside for two or three more minutes before going home!"
Wu Ruolan laughed and said, "If I had known earlier, would there be so many beggars in the world?"
Lin Hao still felt a little distressed and said: "But how much do you get for five big fat pigs?"
Wu Ruolan said: "We have already calculated it. Liang Daniu gave us the wholesale price, which is eleven yuan per catty. One pig is about one hundred and eighty kilograms, which is converted to two thousand yuan per pig. Five pigs are ten thousand yuan, which is a lot."
No retreat, no compensation, just kill them all for us! Compared with Uncle Yan, we still made a profit!"
Lin Hao smiled bitterly and said: "What's the profit? I'll lose a lot!"
"Who told you not to come back later!" Wu Ruolan scolded him, and then comforted him: "It's nothing, as long as you can come back, I will kill even fifty pigs, let alone five pigs."
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Lin Hao suddenly became happy again, "So, I'm worth more than fifty pigs!"
"Of course!" Wu Ruolan nodded, secretly glanced at his lower body, and said meaningfully: "You are a male pig, and you are the most valuable in the whole pig pen!"
Lin Hao: "..."
Wu Ruolan chuckled lightly and said, "Okay, don't worry about it! It's Chinese New Year. Let's give you some pork and think of it as our return to society!"
Lin Hao sighed: "I can only comfort myself like this!"
Talking about some gossip about not waiting for food or drinking, Lin Hao's attention was finally distracted. Xiao Lin Hao was swaying to sleep again, but he was woken up again before he fell asleep completely, because Wu Ruolan had already pushed Lin Hao's upper body
Now that the incense ash has been applied, it’s the lower body’s turn.
Ever since He Xinxin informally let Lin Hao know what it's like to be a woman, he has been full of yearning and expectation for love affairs between men and women. That wonderful feeling would not change even if he were made a god.
Therefore, when it came to this step, although he was nervous and nervous, he was more excited and looking forward to it!
However, there is a saying that goes well, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment! Just when he thought he could enjoy it again, Wu Ruolan handed him the bottle and said: "There... you can apply it yourself.
bring it on!"
Lin Hao was stunned, "This..."
Wu Ruolan blushed and urged: "Hurry up, I'll forgive you soon!"
Lin Hao hesitated for a moment, and finally asked shamelessly: "Sister, can't you send Buddha to the West?"
Wu Ruolan was so ashamed that she rolled her eyes and cursed: "Where is your face?"
Lin Hao: "Huh?"
Wu Ruolan said: "I said you are shameless?"
Lin Hao sweated and said even more shamelessly: "In certain special situations, you don't need to have a face."
"You are shameless, but I want it!" After Wu Ruolan cursed, she turned behind him and urged: "Hurry up and put it on yourself."
Lin Hao had no choice but to pour the ash from the bottle into his hand, put it in his shorts and smeared it casually a few times, and then said: "Okay!"
Wu Ruolan said: "Apply more!"
Lin Haohan said: "This is not a facial cleanser, and it has no nutrients. Why do you apply so much?"
Wu Ruolan said: "It can remove the bad luck. Besides, Cousin Han said, this area needs to be painted more!"
Lin Hao couldn't help but poured some more, and then smeared it while muttering: "Cousin Han always said, Cousin Han always said, when can you listen to me?"
Wu Ruolan scolded lightly: "What you think is dirty and what you say is useless, so I don't want to listen to you!"
Lin Hao was even more depressed, "Why do you all listen to Leng Yuehan so much now? Yan Su is like this, but you are like this too!"
Wu Ruolan picked up the willow sticks Leng Yuehan ordered to pick, twisted them into a small bundle, and slowly rubbed his back. At the same time, she said: "Because she has many ideas, is well-organized in everything she does and has rich experience, we don't listen to her."
Who do you want to listen to!"
Lin Hao disagreed. She had a lot of experience, but she was still a young girl, even worse than herself!
Lin Hao took a bath for nearly an hour!
But if you really want Lin Hao to make any evaluation, Lin Hao only has five words: Not as good as a good sister!
This bath was so fragrant and stimulating that Xiao Linhao was so tormented that he fell asleep and fell asleep! But the experience was really bad!
When it comes to experience in serving people, Wu Ruolan is obviously more than a little behind her good sister, and there is simply no technical content at all.
The last time he was in Xiangjiang, Lin Hao almost collapsed in the hands of his good sister. He couldn't show any temper at all. But this time, he was in great pain by Wu Ruolan, and he almost rubbed off a layer of skin on his body.
Already.
What's especially annoying is that after she finished rubbing him, she didn't rinse him off, threw the wicker away, and left!
Looking at himself in the mirror who still looked like a clay figure with a machine gun sticking out, Lin Hao said angrily: "I don't want you to give me a bath in the future. I don't care about the feelings of my customers at all!"